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republikkkanorcs · 13 days
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“Now, like many of Trump’s strangest behaviors, his impromptu naps threaten to become normal, as though catnapping through a lurid trial is typical. But they shouldn’t be mere comic fodder, nor accepted as normal: They are a worrisome sign about a leading presidential candidate. If Trump can’t manage to stay awake during a trial when his very freedom is on the line, what are the chances that he will be able to focus on the intricacies of a spiraling regional war, a trade policy, or any new crisis that might face him if he returns to the White House?”
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rightbrainuniverse · 9 days
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THE QUINTESSENTIAL "OLD FART"?
Apparently, Donald Trump has been FARTING up a storm at his HUSH MONEY TRIAL. Doesn't the JUDGE have any reprimands on the books he can dole out for such RUDE behavior??
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tomorrowusa · 18 days
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Republicans are really a gas.
We've already learned that Donald Trump is apparently farting up a storm during his hush money trial. Perhaps he's hoping that his stench will make the judge declare a mistrial.
The far right House Freedom Caucus is onboard with Trump. They are calling a special unit they've formed the "Floor Action Response Team" or FART for short.
The far-right House Freedom Caucus has formed a crack team of conservative lawmakers to monitor the House floor lest Speaker Mike Johnson or other Republicans try to limit their power. Naturally, the band of rabble-rousers that loves generating headlines for its members has called the group the Floor Action Response Team or FART. Because, why not? According to Politico, this group will make sure that no other Republicans try to rush through changes that would make it harder for lawmakers to oust Johnson from power or that would strip three Freedom Caucus members of a powerful perch they all hold.
The Freedom Caucus intends to make a stink about any attempt to reduce their influence.
To secure the votes for becoming House Speaker in 2023, Kevin McCarthy agreed to a rule that any GOP House member could file a motion to vacate the chair – that is, remove the Speaker. Poor Kevin regretted that concession when that rule was used to get rid of him last autumn.
House members who are extremist even by GOP standards have used that rule to constipate most action in the House. Almost nothing is getting done other than DOA attempts to impeach administration officials.
Votes scheduled on Saturday for foreign military assistance could act as a purgative of sorts. We may finally see MAGA attempts to block aid to Ukraine go down the toilet.
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moonbean88 · 16 days
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reggie-gayflx · 10 days
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angelx1992 · 4 months
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revolutionarysuicide · 5 months
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see the broader left still does their own version of MSE (Maoist Standard English) by saying shit like anti-choice or IOF or whatever it's just a certain sect of Guys (gender neutral) who say stuff like amerikkka. they're right to do it btw
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republikkkanorcs · 3 days
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duckduckngoose · 8 months
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I just feel like I stumbled out of a fever dream in the best way possible (just played Bigfoot stole your car with your friends birthday present outside)
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inqorporeal · 1 year
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Remember when the internet axed Rick Santorum's entire political career by getting his surname redefined? You just can't do that to politicians anymore :(
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I really hate blonde women.
I think they are not real women because most of them voted for trump.
I want to keep them out of women's spaces because the harm they have done to women is irreparable.
Fuck blonde women and their Aryan princess privilege.
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tomorrowusa · 18 days
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Again in the courtroom.
‘Sleepy Don’ Dozes Off in Court AGAIN
For Donald, Dopey would also work quite well for him. But perhaps a new 8th dwarf named Stinky should be created in his honor. 💩
Something Stinks About Donald Trump’s Trial. It Might Be Trump. Sources in the courtroom are reporting that Donald Trump is farting during his criminal trial
There may very well be a connection between dictators and farting.
Adolf Hitler had poor table manners and suffered flatulence (archived)
Now we know why Melania had a separate bedroom at the White House. It may also explain why Trump would seldom show up at the Oval Office before 11 AM. 🦨
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moonbean88 · 16 days
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