#dozy donny

[tomorrowusa]

« Donald Trump is the first former US president to be tried for paying hush money to an adult film star who said his penis is shaped like a mushroom. » —Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel on Monday also had a few words about Trump falling asleep in court.

But the best part of this segment was his focus on Trump's rally in Pennsylvania last Saturday.

After watching that, I think that nobody this year should be granted a high school diploma without first transcribing 5 minutes of Trump speaking at a rally. New voters need to experience Trump's total incoherence in a concrete way.

BTW: While I miss the Midwest, one thing that makes me happy to be in New York right now is this...

That's the top of Page 1 of the 34 count indictment against Trump in the hush money case. It's a great feeling to be one of the "People of the State of New York" in whose name this prosecution was brought about. Eat your heart out, Colorado!

#jimmy kimmel #donald trump #dozy donny #trump falls asleep in court #hush money #toad #stormy daniels #trump's incoherence #battle of gettysburg #trump rally in shnecksville #election 2024 #vote blue no matter who #Youtube

[ms-cellanies]

Our daily laugh riot from Jeff Tiedrich covering Donnie Dipshit's day in court yesterday.

[reading-writing-revolution]

Hahaha

#politics

[posttexasstressdisorder]

[lifesver]

@priestbit said: [ blanket ] for the sender to wrap the receiver in a big, warm blanket

at first, he doesn't register the slight shifting of weight by his head, on the arm of the couch. ( the careful motion of someone setting a blanket over you, and trying not to wake you up ). leland mumbles something half-asleep — not quite ready to open his eyes, just yet. forgotten is the movie playing from the tv, casting shades of blue over the living room. the nostalgic jazz piano from the charlie brown christmas special lulls him in and out periodically.

dimly, he recognizes the barely-there timbre — maybe unconsciously humming along with the program. donnie’s fingers card once, affectionately through his hair. and then he moves, to get up again. not quite soundlessly enough to escape leland’s notice, though — who gives a generally incoherent protest. dozy eyes lift, peeking up at him from under lashes. it has the intended effect, anyway; makes donnie pause with a gentle 'yes?' eyebrow raise, and leland sneaks hand out from under the blanket, curls fingers around his wrist.

❝ stay? ❞ comes a sleep-hoarse voice. and donnie sighs, feigning how ever hard-done-by he is. but leland knows he wins this battle every time. doesn't even have to bat his eyes. he doesn't miss the little smile that flits across donnie's expression in the dark, either.

❝ there’s room,❞ leland promises, rolling onto his back to stare up at him. it's not really a discussion; he keeps a loose hold on donnie’s hands, dragging him down, over him. laughter startles between them — knees and elbows knock awkwardly until they can adjust long limbs around each other, and leland tugs the blanket back over them both. shamelessly pleased, leland's fingertips come up to trace the blue television light along donnie's jaw, admiring the lines of him. wants to kiss him — as he often does. so leland leans up, arms loose around donnie’s neck, to kiss him. it's a bit clumsy; noses bump, and leland laughs, again. softly, fondly, against his lips.

eyes warm to half-moons. ❝ hi,❞ leland says, quietly. and gaze flicks up, before he carefully slides hands into donnie's curls — freeing the tinsel crown he'd bestowed upon him earlier. he lets it drop it harmlessly to the carpet, and pulls him down closer. so he can kiss donnie's temple, his cheek, the corner of his lips.

content, and grounded by donnie's weight over him, leland lilts his head back slightly to look at him again. hair haloes a bit over the edge of the couch, as charlie brown buzzes in the quiet. i never thought it was such a bad little tree, linus professes — it's not bad at all, really. leland’s fingers play idly with donnie's hair, and draw mindless little circles across his back while he listens. maybe it just needs a little love?

small, secret smile between them in the dark; ❝ … this was a pretty good christmas, right? ❞ his hands frame donnie’s face, with one last feather-light kiss, placed tenderly beneath his jaw; ❝ you did great. told you. ❞

#oh you know.... bit of soft (: sorry leland's a menace #tbh i think he got drank under the table at their lil christmas party and passed out on the couch #priestbit #( ☆ ) ⸻ PROLOGUE / verse. #( ☆ ) ⸻ THE FILM WHICH YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE... / ic.

[jakegyllenhaalsupportgroup]

oooooo are you going to do like a freshers week event to introduce reader into it?? Like reader is friends with Donnie so maybe Jake bumps into them stumbling back to their dorm and is just like “wow.... they’re so amazing but so so wasted” ...ok maybe not so so wasted , but Donnie is more sober than reader so just introduces them??

Oof lads okay this is the official entry of ‘Reader’ to the JGCU so... welcome, make yourself at home, get comfortable and strap yaself into the multiverse

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“Are you sure it’s okay for me to come back to yours,” Y/N giggled, leaning heavily on Donnie who grinned, his arm wrapping around her waist to keep her steady as they stumbled back towards the Downey Building.

“Dude, you’re so fucking gone and the McGuire fuckin’ place is like all the fucking way across campus and that can... fuck the fuck off,” Donnie insisted.

“Lou won’t mind?”

“Lou described you as being an above average... fun maker?” Donnie offered, his brow furrowing in confusion.

“Fun maker?” Y/N giggled, pushing him slightly to the side as she stumbled and Donnie burst out laughing as he steadied her again.

“I can’t remember what he actually said,” he admitted.

“No shit,” Y/N beamed.

“Donnie? Dude, are you okay?” The two drunk eighteen year olds turned around to see the source of the voice and Donnie’s lips turned up into a grin.

“Dude! Jake! Hi!”

“Shit, man, you’re taking Freshers week seriously,” Jake laughed, running his hand through his hair, his eyes darting between Y/N and Donnie in confusion.

“What’s your excuse?” Donnie countered.

“That... that doesn’t matter,” even in their drunken state they could see Jake’s face darken slightly, his hands shifting just a bit to cover up his bag.

“Oh - shit! This is Y/N - Y/N, this is Jake, he showed me helped me with my shit,” Y/N nodded knowingly, though Jake could see from her eyes that she wasn’t really fully present.

“You two are fucking wasted,” Jake chuckled.

“I’ll have you know,” Y/N poked his chest lightly. “I’m a mature adult,” Jake raised his eyebrows.

“Is that right - well, as a more mature adult, I’m going to walk you guys home,” he decided, grimacing just a little at the idea of the two of them getting back to the Downey campus alone. “Where’s your place, Y/N?”

“She’s on McGuire - she’s gonna stay with me tonight, though.”

“His bed’s more comfortbale than mine,” Y/N said, her words slightly slurred as she gave a knowing nod.

“We met on the first night of Freshers and she made me sleep on the floor after we got back to my place.” Jake laughed at the girl who was swaying drunkenly from side to side, a dozy smile on her face.

“Come on, lets get you guys home.”

#courts writings #Jake College Multiverse #Jake Gyllenhaal Cinematic Universe #JGCU #jake gyllenhaal #jake gyllenhaal fanfiction #jake gyllenhaal imagine #jake gyllenhaal x reader #college!Jake Gyllenhaal #donnie darko #requested

[tomorrowusa]

Trump fell asleep in court on the first day of his hush money trial. 😴

[H]e only sleeps four or five hours a night, by his own admission. So he was bound to nod off at an inopportune time at some point, and today, it was in a Manhattan courtroom during day one of his hush money trial. “Trump appears to be sleeping,” the New York Times’ Maggie Haberman reported this afternoon. “His head keeps dropping down, and his mouth goes slack.” Later, speaking to CNN, she told Jake Tapper, “He appeared to be asleep. And routinely his head would fall down.… He didn’t pay attention to a note his lawyer Todd Blanche passed him.” [ ... ] Trump’s supporters will presumably see his dozing as a sign of masculinity or something (“Only real men fall asleep during their hush money trials!”)

This is what may happen when Trump isn't permitted to guzzle Diet Coke® all day.

We know Trump absolutely loves nicknames. So here's a new one for him: DOZY DONNY.

^^^ who says Libs can't meme? 😆

I have a hunch that Trump will be more awake during the testimony of Stormy Daniels. Hopefully she will be asked to re-enact her spanking of Trump.

If Trump slept through the entire trial, I don't think Judge Merchan would mind too much – as long as Trump doesn't snore or talk in his sleep.

#donald trump #trump sleeps in courtroom #dozy donny #hush money trial #stormy daniels #trump nickname #trump's legal problems #lock him up! #juan merchan #pat bagley #election 2024 #vote blue no matter who

[tomorrowusa]

^^^ When Donald Trump drifts off to sleep in the Manhattan courtroom of Judge Merchan, this is one of the unsettling dreams which greets him. BUILD THAT WALL! 😆

A big problem for Trump is that he is a weak man who has a compulsion to show everybody that he's really in charge. He does this through bribery, bullying, and hissy fits. In court, he resents that he isn't in charge His unbusinesslike behavior will only get him in more trouble.

#donald trump #trump's legal problems #dozy donny #trump hush money trial #juan merchan #build that wall! #lock him up! #election 2024 #vote blue no matter who #paul duginski

[tomorrowusa]

Again in the courtroom.

‘Sleepy Don’ Dozes Off in Court AGAIN

For Donald, Dopey would also work quite well for him. But perhaps a new 8th dwarf named Stinky should be created in his honor. 💩

Something Stinks About Donald Trump’s Trial. It Might Be Trump. Sources in the courtroom are reporting that Donald Trump is farting during his criminal trial

There may very well be a connection between dictators and farting.

Adolf Hitler had poor table manners and suffered flatulence (archived)

Now we know why Melania had a separate bedroom at the White House. It may also explain why Trump would seldom show up at the Oval Office before 11 AM. 🦨

#donald trump #dozy donny #sleepy don #seven dwarfs #trump hush money trial #trump's legal problems #trump farting #flatulence #trump stinks #smelly führer #adolph hitler #melania's separate bedroom #bob englehart #election 2024 #vote blue no matter who

[tomorrowusa]

If the Trump hush money trial is still in progress on June 14th, perhaps somebody will deliver a birthday cake to Trump in the courtroom with 78 candles on it. 🎂

In court we're seeing more of the real Trump without his daily 12-pack of Diet Coke® to guzzle.

Trump fans ignore the fact that their god is just 3.5 years younger than Biden. His highly caffeinated (and often incoherent) ramblings give followers the impression that he's vigorous when, in fact, he's just having a chemically induced oral convulsion.

It's ironic that this trial may improve Trump's physical health a bit. The extra sleep and the lack of personal histrionics can't be bad for his blood pressure.

#donald trump #trump's incoherence #trump's hush money trial #dozy donny #trump's legal problems #youthfulness #election 2024 #vote blue no matter who

[tomorrowusa]

The Donald "Dozy Donny" Trump trial has been pushing other items out of the news. But it is not the only news story making history in New York.

Zeita Merchant just became the first woman of color to reach the rank of admiral in the US Coast Guard.

Her promotion ceremony took place at the NYC theater which hosts the play Hamilton. Alexander Hamilton happens to be the father of the Coast Guard.

Adm. Merchant decided to join the Coast Guard at the last minute. It turned out to be a good choice and she became a career officer, rising through the ranks to admiral.

By coincidence, I visited Alexander Hamilton after the solar eclipse earlier this month. He probably would have been pleased by this connection to him in the 21st century.

#us coast guard #zeita merchant #african americans #nyc #first woman of color to be coast guard admiral #history #richard rodgers theatre #hamilton #alexander hamilton #us military