the part of making out where you reach up to put your arms around their neck and they reach down to grab two handfuls of ass
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unreal i can’t have all my holes filled every hour of the day but i’m being so brave about it
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Teachers HATE him!!!!!!!! ace all your classes with one easy trick [picture of luigi sleeping in class]
the "easy trick" is being a supernatural demigod abomination
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hate it when people fixate on my exact wording, i'm putting across a vibe not a definition bro
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ummm...
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Edibles: taken
Pussy: dripping
Holes: empty
Holes: 1/3 filled
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David
translation: a boy so pretty he turns straight chads into fags
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Your Shadow in the Evening
The year is 711.M40, as men count time.
Nenime, Corsair of Iybraesil, has arrived at the haven of Mathlannor to attend a wedding.
Few have heard her name, and those who have believe she is merely an up-jumped hireling.
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i let em hit bc they’re goofy and make me smile a lot and touches me in ways i never was or will be again
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the point is oversized hoodies and nothing underneath
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🥠 :3
LMAO
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first impression: heck. scary. saint x2 (which means very scary) piss guy
now it’s like. ah you are chill. breakin my heart on the daily with your fics. i love it
SAINT x2??????? YOU CANT JUST SAY THIS IM GONNA DIE
thank u omg
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I feel like the point in my life where I became hardcore anti-consumer was when I had been stuck with my broken down car (that I lived in) on the side of a highway for two weeks, no one stopping to help, with a broken phone, and nearly entirely depleted food and water that I had been aggressively rationing, and after two weeks I managed to fix my phone well enough to place a call for a tow truck and the lady that answered my call was like ‘lemme just upsell you a million and one irrelevant fucking things’ ‘before I provide a singular fucking price for a tow’ ‘I hope this broken phone you immediately told me about doesn’t conk out lol’ ‘anyway it’ll be $550 for our most basic service and you should feel bad for being poor’ ‘oh you can’t afford that, but it’s actually a really good price you know’ ‘I think you should take the offer’ ‘no? ok die then lol’ ‘no I won’t call the emergency services for you bye’
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