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thought it needed to be a gif

#cm punk

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my brother was convinced his eyes were brown for ages until i showed him that video he did about adopting larry, and it had this shot

There's a whole new generation of wrestling fans discovering Punk's eyes are hazel (and a very green hazel at that) and it fills my heart with joy. ❤️

(Btw don't believe him when he says they're light brown, he's in denial)

#he was just all eyes in that video #cm punk

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ok I completely forgot how many of these they made and there's a couple more with punk in so I've dumped them all here. The last one has some serious looney tunes nonsense

Ah yes, the very normal WWE video in which CM Punk is an ice cream man with a live decapitated head of a cow called Millicent that he keeps on the side of his stall as a pet

#the 2010s were a wild time #they loved making shit like this huh #cm punk #Youtube #also realised he loses the cow for some reason after the first video

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drew back on his bullshit. he's never convincing anyone that he isn't obsessed

#cm punk #cm poop #drew mcintyre #punkintyre

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Punk's insta story last night 3/3

#scrub #i can just imagine the shit eating grin on his face when they started chanting for punk #cm punk #drew mcintyre

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Punk's insta story last night 2/3

#still confused by this caption #cm punk

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Punk's insta story last night 1/3

#love how a cm poop sign is enough to make him cackle #what a sense of humour #cm punk

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found these beauties on pinterest

#he's his biggest fan #john cena #cm punk

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just gonna point out that orton captioned this:

#photobombphil

#he looks very happy to be the third wheel in this tricycle #this is adorable #happy families #cm punk #randy orton

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Would you offer your throat to the wolf?

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Drew McIntyre/CM Punk

Characters: CM Punk, Drew McIntyre

Chapters: 1/2

Words: 6,157

Tags and warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, Hunter/prey AU, Hunted for sport, Predator/prey, Predator!Drew, Prey!Punk, Abduction, Blood and torture, Hurt no comfort, Obsessive behaviour (tags will be updated when needed)

Summary: 'So here's how this is going to go; you start running like hell, I'll give you, what? An hour? Hour and a half? To get as far away from me as possible. Then... when you're time is up...'

He lifted the rifle up, peering through the scope to capture his bedraggled prisoner in his crosshairs.

Admiring the whites of his panicked eyes when he mimicked the sound of gunfire under his breath.

#just imagining drew wanting to end his obsession with punk by killing him #only to be eternally haunted à la Edgar Allen Poe’s Telltale Heart #hides the body and hears the heart beating under his floorboards #the obsession drives him mad #even worse than before #because he can no longer satisfy the obsession by interacting with him #not until he digs up the corpse and embalms him and keeps him dressed up like a person so he can talk to him all day #maybe he even starts hallucinating to the point he thinks punk's still alive #he tries to run away with the body #until the police finally catch him #or maybe some macbeth style guilt #constant handwashing or seeing his ghost sat at the head of his dining table #you can never escape the allure of a succubus #even in death #how the hell did I get to this??? #this fic has given me some fucked up thoughts holy shit #but damn was this a bloody good read #cm punk #drew mcintyre #thlayli-writes #thlayli-art #also choosing not to think about AJ and Larry's pov here cos it's just gonna break my heart

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They’re in love your honour!!

#seriously #this is awakening a ship I haven’t shipped since 2012 #help #I’m gonna start hunting down punk/sheamus fanfiction at this rate #cm punk #sheamus

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Guys look at this on McIntyre’s twitter 😂

#the evil little hand rubbing #he’s so obsessed with punk #drew mcintyre #cm punk

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Ok so I thought of something hysterical

So HHH wants to talk to the mayor of London and seems to be open to the idea of having Mania in London. In which case, if you’re looking for an outdoor arena, you’re almost guaranteed to be using Wembley.

Now, WWE seem to also be interested in punk “finishing his story” and main eventing mania. After all, he was originally set to main event night one against Seth Rollins for the world heavyweight title.

So it wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility to have him main event the next Mania.

Now, imagine being TK. You’ve attempted to bury CM Punk after getting into a backstage fight in Wembley arena, only for 2 years later to see him in the Main event of your rival company’s (and the more successful company’s) biggest show of the year in the exact same damn arena.

I really hope they push for this just so they can stick it to TK cos that would be hysterical. If it does happen, I really hope Punk does the right thing and wears the same gear he had for All In to really rub it in their faces. It’d be fucking hysterical and I really don’t put it past him to do something like that.

#I need this to happen #the beauty of this moment would be incredible #and you know he’d get the biggest pop for it #TK tried so hard to bury him and failed completely #cm punk

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#no idea #cm punk

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YOOOOOOOOOOO GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED THEIR DISSERTATION!!!!!!!!!!!

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN TWO NIGHTS BUT I DID IT!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

8K WORDS (+40k in appendeces & references) OVER 141 PAGES I NEARLY DIED

NOW I CAN EAT CHOCOLATE AND SLEEEEEEEEP 😴😴

#HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY FINISHED UNI #I'LL GRADUATE IN JULY #NO MORE EDUCATION #FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I'VE WORKED SO MUCH IN THE LAST WEEK I'M JUST SITTING HERE LIKE “WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW???” #LITERALLY BEEN WORKING UP TO THE MINUTE #THE DEADLINE WAS LITERLLY IN 4 HOURS #THAT WAS CLOSE AS FUCK #YIPPEE #CAN YOU TELL I'M EXCITED?!?!?!?!?!?! #ALSO I CAN LEGIT NEVER LET MYSELF LOOK AT THAT FILE AGAIN OR I'LL SPOT SOMETHING TO CHANGE AND IT'LL BE TOO LATE AND I'LL HATE MYSELF #IT WAS GREAT BUT I ALWAYS FIND WAYS TO NITPICK #SO NOW I'M GONNA DISTRACT MYSELF #AND CATCH UP ON THE WRESTLING I'VE MISSED #AND SIMP FOR THE DERANGED STRAIGHT EDGE WET RAT MAN #WTF IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Punk was denied entry to Madison Square Garden (2011)

Ok so basically a security guard didn’t recognise him and didn’t believe he was a wrestler, presumably because of his size and wouldn’t let him in to perform.

It was a second security guard who just happened to pass by and saw what was happening who recognised punk and stepped in to give him the all clear and let him in.

Can you imagine if that didn’t happen and punk ended up being outright barred from going in? 😂 thing is, this was post-pipebomb era when he was well into his WWE title reign and the face of the company. I know he just looks like some guy when he’s wearing street clothe but this is hysterical 😭

https://www.wrestleview.com/wwe-news/29311-more-on-cm-punk-being-refused-entry-inside-msg/?amp

#poor bastard #imagine having to explain to Vince that you missed a show cos security didn’t recognise u and wouldn’t let u in #when you’re literally the face of the company #the biggest star and baby face on the roster #how does this happen? #cm punk

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Tony Atlas doesn’t recognise cm punk (he was ecw champion)

#this is fucking hilarious #punk being completely oblivious #he’s like ‘sucks to be that guy’ while getting the death stare #cm punk #tony atlas #Youtube