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fivetrench · 2 months
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Okay wait sorry I’m rewatching Breaking Bad rn and why the fuck is this guy so beautiful. I don’t even remember his name, I think it’s Tyrese or something but WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE IT WAS TENDERLY SCULPTED FROM THE FINEST MARBLE?? I CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT HIM. WAS HIS VISAGE FORGED BY THE SIRENS??? HELLO?
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fivetrench · 6 months
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“I could fix him”
Yeah well I could teach him how to love himself for who he is
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fivetrench · 2 months
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Happy (early) Valentine’s Day to all aspec folks!
All aros & arospecs
All aces & acespecs
All aroaces, anywhere on the spectrum
All aroallos (you guys are magnificent btw)
All alloaces
All aphysical, aemotional, and atertiary folks
All anattractional folks
Whatever attraction you feel or don’t feel deserves to be acknowledged. Your identity does not make you lesser in any way.
Happy Valentine’s Day :) <3
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fivetrench · 2 months
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Do you think that when Hanuš was studying earth he found out about spiders and was very confused as to why non-sentient, miniature versions of his species were just chilling under rocks on our planet ??
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fivetrench · 4 months
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I WATCHED 9 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS THE BRAINROT IS SO STRONG I CAN SMELL THE MOLD
GAY AUTISTIC RAG DOLLS WITH SOULS HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
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I need to know the ship name of 9 & 5 they are literally 4lifers!!!!!!!
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fivetrench · 6 months
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Slightly concerning part of Spot’s design is his lack of defined toes. I understand why the artists chose to design his feet that way (I don’t wanna see his grippers either) but.. does that mean he just has one giant toe? Like, is his foot just a big toe or did his toes fuse together or something? Or is his foot just foot? No toes?
Also where did his butt crack go?? HOW DOES HE SHIT??? And most importantly WHERE IS HIS COCK???????
HE EATS BY PUTTING THINGS IN HIS HOLES (sigh) SO DOES THAT MEAN HE COULD TASTE MILES WHEN THEY WERE FIGHTING?
I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS GUY FUNCTIONS,, I NEED ANSWERS PLEASE
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fivetrench · 6 months
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It’s so funny to me that the whole reason Spot became a villain is because everyone thought he was a freak after getting caught in the collider explosion but the entirety of the atsv fandom is like ‘no he’s hotter now.’
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fivetrench · 6 months
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Cash App is stupid af for letting me design my own card
(I wanted to have the thought bubble say “tax fraud” but they wouldnt let me 😒)
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fivetrench · 5 months
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Babygirls corner
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+ the photos on my window
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fivetrench · 5 months
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Science w/ the shrimp
(Microbiology is delightful)
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fivetrench · 2 months
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I. I MADE THEM A TINY TEACUP AND SAUCER.
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fivetrench · 4 months
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Updated babygirls (homicidal middle-aged men I have an unhealthy obsession with) corner !!
Thanks @shugato for the deadpool figure I will put you in a jar and shake you around
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fivetrench · 6 months
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Riddler cosplay is complete you better be scared
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fivetrench · 2 months
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I don’t think you all understand the absolute fucking torture that Palestinians are facing from Israel. Could you, just for one second, pull your head out of your ass and analyze your cushy, privileged life. Just for one moment, think about how good you have it. You have a home, food, water, you’re not dying of infection from untreated wounds or running with no place to go from constant bombings. You don’t know what it feels like to have your skin burnt off by white phosphorous. You don’t know what it feels like to have your limbs cut off without anesthesia. You don’t know what it feels like to watch your dead children get pulled out of rubble, in pieces. You don’t know what it feels like to drink dirty water and go days without eating. You don’t know what it feels like to watch the neighborhood you grew up in be wiped off the face of the earth. You don’t know what it feels like to hear nothing but screams and the rumbling off bombs going off. You don’t know, because you have it SO much better than you realize. The people, the human beings, in Palestine are being brutalized and you couldn’t be bothered. Feel shame, feel guilt. If there is a hell, we are all going there.
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fivetrench · 2 months
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I WATCHED SPACEMAN AND IT WAS SO GOOD!! I LOVED HANUŠ HE WAS SO CUTEE AND PLAYED BY PAUL DANO?!?!? DANONATION JUMP ON THIS EXISTENTIAL ALIEN SPIDER RN !!!!!!
I WILL DRAW HIM
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fivetrench · 2 months
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Obsessive traumatized homicidal autistic boylosers with IQs of one billion when they see each other:
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