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the songs Beyoncé writes about that man are crazy it's like watching someone build the sistine chapel for a possum they found in a gas station parking lot

#the way she remixed jolene gurl… #idc that he's the father of your children the dick can't be that good

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you should all read this, it’s really interesting! :)

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you should all read this, it’s really interesting! :)

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#taylor swift #ttpd #these definitely change often but right now these are my top 5

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#taylor swift #ttpd #i know controversial #but I've started skipping! #and these are the ones i find myself skipping most

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

#if i was around people who would keep up the bit i would actually do this

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#things that are spiritually vines

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Unmute !

#it's ears have the same function as john travolta's bell bottoms

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

#i don't know what this means but i think it's really funny

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#doctor who

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the problem with watching doctor who as a child is that a small part of your brain can never completely give up the idea that the doctor exists. if i saw a blue police box materialize out of thin air i would not be anywhere near surprised enough.

#doctor who #it would be like ''oh finally''

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okay gun to head what is THEE taylor swift song. not your personal favorite but like THE song that people who aren't swifties know the words to and turn up to when it plays in public. the song that comes to mind when you hear the words "taylor swift song".

#love story is correctly winning #it's ironic because with fans it's not even a top ten song #but see it's not you belong with me because some people think it's too pick me #and it's not shake it off because honestly a lot of people like it but a lot of people find it grating (i love it but this is just facts) #nothing else is ubiquitous enough to even be considered imo #taylor swift

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#the other day i used someone else's pute #and guys how is this the internet?? #i just needed to go to like a dumb name generator website #and it was borderline unusable #what have they done to us #how is this what the internet is like?? #i had click off an ad to use the name generator for EVERY new name #i literally ended up just keysmashing a made up name on my doc because it was just easier #adblockerless internet is borderline unusable how did we get here???