#totally joking

[iwanthermidnightz]

it could only be jared (the jewelers of course). taylor is two steps away from tweeting ‘omg did u just call me mommy?’

#totally joking

[takechonces28]

I want someone to love me like Phil loves his seal…

#phil lester #phandom #phan #dan and phil #dnp #dnpgames #totally joking

[synthetic-wasp-570]

This lack of sleep bullshit is really getting to me, get out of my head Christopher! 🥴💞 🤣

#chris motionless #chris cerulli #motionless in white #joking #totally joking #tiktok #chris motionless cerulli

[askbangladesh]

Modeling time >:]

(Miss Bangla sketches!)

#countryhumans art #sketch #art model #bangladesh #precious #countryhumans #art #artwork #sareefashion #women clothing #big tiddy wife #huge tiddies #im joking #it's a joke #ignore it #totally joking #yeah it is #i swear #its a joke #pls dont hate me #but still #she's hot #lol #lmao

[scarletlizzard]

stop making me blush 🤭

-🐶

Something about good ole fashioned Southern Charm, I'm incapable, sorry!

#scarletlizzard asks #mrsromanovaa #totally joking #just so everyone is clear #i dont have that big an ego

[xzoneruler]

nobody in idaten jump would wear this. change my mind

#GABU SHOULD WEAR THIS #totally joking #idaten jump

[katysbishop]

Petition to kill off one of the duffer brothers in exchange for bringing Eddie back

#this is #uh #this is a joke #i swear #totally joking #c: eddie munson #eddie munson #tv: stranger things #stranger things spoilers #stranger things #txt #nav.txt

[jacuzziwaters]

You ever have a post that you want a certain mutual to read but you won't @ them so instead you try and time it so that you post it when they're online? Nope? Just me then?

#hahahahahaha #totally joking #she says like a liar #jay's attempts at communicating

[sandvessel]

I had gotten the urge to watch the second sonic movie, even though I didn’t like the first one.

It’s because Knuckles is in it.

This is a Knuckles and Shadow stan account. /hj

#knuckles the echidna #shadow the hedgehog #thats it #totally joking #I think…

[not-even-stitches-can-fix-this]

If I knew people wouldn’t miss me and I had a knife I would in fact cut open my wrists at the moment

#haha #im #totally joking #and not #suidical at all at the moment #vent

[buggz4brainzzz]

Resisting the urge to stalk every social media account of his every other hour to see if he’s posted anything

#yes even the Pinterest #buggz4brainz #if you see this I love you #totally joking #I’m not joking #yes I am

[cadaverkeys]

You really can always tell if someone has read Homestuck. And no it's not just in the way they draw or the music they listen to or the references they make. Homestucks are genealogically, neurologically, aesthetically, and dialectically distinct from all other people. Homestuck is basically like a type of extremely powerful spore or perhaps radiation that makes someone different in diverse yet identifiable ways when given long term exposure. Basically.

#rambles #homestuck / #hs / #unreality #THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE BUT ALSO ITS A LITTLE TRUE. #there is a pre-homestuck and post-homestuck state of being... #youre lucky if you get through the whole comic with your original nane and pronouns 😭 #you might come out the other side a totally different bitch im serious

[xoxoladyaz]

Steve, who is born into a long line of shifters, but unlike the magnificent creatures his parents and grandparents before him became when they turned, he turns into an ordinary house cat.

Steve, who is an embarrassment to the Harrington name amongst the secretive society of shifters and so is essentially abandoned in Hawkins to fend for himself.

Steve, who is deeply ashamed that his shifting animal is a fucking cat until he meets a Demogorgon and then suddenly, being a cat - aka, the perfect bear trap bait - is the best animal he could have asked Magick to become.

Steve, who quickly becomes the Party's self-appointed emotional support person (cough cough, cat) and makes sure that he checks on his kids and is there to provide snuggles when needed.

Steve, who is really nervous about his kids starting high school - especially El and Will - and who sneaks his way into the school when he's not working and hides out in the drama room.

Steve, who is caught off guard when he bumps into Eddie Munson in his cat form, and then keeps bumping into Eddie Munson in his cat form, and pretty soon he can't keep pretending like it's not intentional but he likes listening to the guy when they're both hiding out in the drama room, and it doesn't hurt that he has excellent hands that give excellent tummy rubs -

Steve, who is present at the kids' first Hellfire Club meeting, and who is caught off guard by the disdain in Eddie Munson's voice when he talks about "King Steve."

Steve, who hops onto the game table, makes eye contact with Eddie Munson, and shoves his DM screen onto the floor with a loud crash.

Steve, who spends the rest of that session (and the next) on Jeff's lap, because Jeff's tummy rubs are pretty damn good and Jeff has only ever had nice things to say about Steve Harrington. (Take that, Eddie.)

(Eddie, who pouts the entire time and shows up at their third session with some catnip toys and an apology, even though he really doesn't understand why he has to apologize to this cat about Steve Harrington or why his new sheepies think this whole thing is hilarious.)

#not sure if this is something or if it's nothing but it's definitely a thing #steddie #steddie crack #steve harrington #eddie munson #just wait until eddie tries to make a “pussy” joke #yeah that's totally going to end well for him

[ribbittrobbit]

The Devotion of Saint Kristen Applebees

"devoted to [her] mission, is faithful to the call of the gods on [her] life. [She] is willing to sacrifice [her] own interests to those greater interests (...). [She] binds [her] will and [her] heart to that task. This is what it means to be pious."

(bastardization of Alan Jacob, on the origins and early meaning of the term pius)

#no joke i spent hours researching eusebia and pietas and greek mythology for this #and comparing to catholic/ christian theology #as one does #totally normal behaviour #kristen applebees #dimension 20 #d20 fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 fanart #dropout #dimension 20 fantasy high #fantasy high fanart #fantasy high #d20 fhjy #ribbittrobbit #rounded out the trilogy my dudes

[time-woods]

someone asked for my interpretations of the characters prismo and scarab wouldve made at the end of fionna and cake,

so here we have Sīdus the Fallen star and The Carmine Cavalier (also regarded as Carma (like karma))

im proud of scarabs character name simply cause cavalier used as an adjective can mean someone who doesnt care for others. also really proud of his sickle thing- its like the mandibles of a beetle but it acts like a guiding weapon rather than attacking, so he can just hook people and completely displace their movements but it can also be used for punching like brass knuckles

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #shoutout to the lotus design on scarabs armor/ bug wings #prismo is a wizard/ magic user who is apparently totally human yup #mostly uses a type of cloud magic to get away #its the dynamic where sidus joke flirts cause thats just how he interacts with people but later on hes just like 'oh shit am i fr rn' #prohibitedwish #medieval fantasy au #the carmine cavalier #Sīdus the Fallen star

[trashmancer]

Gale decides, hmm, maybe it is time for a shave...

#shamelessly ripped this joke from a comic and some memes #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 fanart #i did this so fast it popped into my head and wouldn't leave me alone his hair is totally clipping through his thumb lmao oh well #my art