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highwaytothedangerzone502 · 1 month

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Iceman, meeting with Cain: Admiral, you’re not looking well.

Maverick, under his breath: He never does.

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 2 years

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Control Tower: What are your coordinates?

Bob: We are by a cloud that looks like a lion.

Control Tower: Can you be more specific, lieutenant?

Bob: Simba.

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oh-great-authoress · 3 months

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During a briefing for an Admiral’s visit…

Cyclone: I will not tolerate any shenanigans during this visit.

Maverick: *raises hand*

Cyclone: *sigh*

Cyclone: Yes, Captain Mitchell?

Maverick: How about one single shenanigan?

Cyclone:

Maverick: Just a tiny one.

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k9effect · 2 months

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Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

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military-newsboys · 2 months

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Ice: Come on, I want to show you something.

*Turns and walks away*

Mav: Nice.

Ice: That’s not it, but thank you.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month

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Natasha: Y/N, what the hell were you thinking?!

Y/N: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!

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mrsbradshaw-seresin01 · 1 month

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Slider: Ice we gotta go man we're next up.

Iceman: Right *pecks Maverick on the lips* I love you.

Maverick: *finger guns*

Iceman:

Iceman & Slider: *rush off*

Maverick:

Maverick: Did Ice just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Goose: Yeah, he did.

Maverick: And did I just do finger guns back?

Goose: Yeah, you did.

Maverick: *groans* Fuck me.

****Meanwhile****

Iceman: I just told Mav I loved him for the first time.

Slider: That you did.

Iceman: He did finger guns back...

Slider: That he did.

Iceman: Why do I love him?

Slider: You find him endearing for some reason. I won't even kind of pretend to understand it man.

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lieutenantfloyd · 1 month

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Bob: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars. Bob, gesturing to Hangman and Rooster fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free

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thestarwarslesbian · 1 month

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Hangman: I only told Cyotoe that Rooster and I are going to be adopting a child because he's like my big brother! Coyote: I just told Iceman, he's basicly Rooster’s father. Iceman: And I told Mav. He's my husband. Mav: And I told many, many people.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 2 months

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(After Rooster's first week at TOP GUN) Rooster(on the phone, sounding a little grouchy):...Hey, Dad. Goose(sighs):...What's his name? Rooster: What? Goose: The asshole in your class that seems to be making it his mission to piss you off - what's his name? Rooster: Hangman. Goose: Is he good-looking? Rooster: What?! Goose: Is he? Rooster: Uh...yeah, I guess. Goose: Is he blonde? Rooster:...How'd you know that? Goose(to Carole): - Honey, talk to Bradley. I need to scream into a pillow and then give Maverick a call.

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wearerandomlyyours · 2 months

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Ice: *Distracted* Mav, where are you headed, sweetheart?

Mav: *deranged giggle* I'm celebrating the Ides of March!

Ice: Okay, have fun.

*Ten seconds later*

Ice: He had a knife, didn't he.

Slider: *sips his coffee* He did, indeed.

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highwaytothedangerzone502 · 2 months

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Rooster: Can you fly this plane?

Hangman: That question insults me.

Rooster: Can you fly this plane while insulted?

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 2 years

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Rooster: My mother used to say that smugness gives you wrinkles.

Hangman: Oh. Was I being smug? Sorry, I thought I was just being right.

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sleepy-hyperfixations · 2 months

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Ice: I think I'm in love with Mav.

Slider: I'm sorry.

Ice: I said I think I'm-

Slider: No I heard you the first time, i'm just sorry.

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military-newsboys · 2 months

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Ice: So what’s for dinner? Mav: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Ice: … Ice: Is it soup? Mav: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Ice: Please, enough with the soup puns! Mav: Wow, you’re soup-per-mean. Ice: oh my god. *one hour later* Ice: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

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indybob · 6 months

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Need I say more?

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