tommy: fun minecraft fact for you, the ender dragon– [a singular note of “able sisters” from animal crossing plays] the ender dragon– [tommy laughs] the ender dragon was actually a girl!
jaiden: was that one– animal crossing bass riff?
[tommy laughs, and jaiden chuckles]
tommy: oh, you noticed! you noticed it was the able sisters!!
jaiden: yeah, of course i do. [chuckles]
[a beat of silence, then “able sisters” begins to play again]
love how slimecicle can easily pick up other people (especially since Wilbur is like 6’6 and Tommy is 6’3 while slimes around 5’9-5’11) but when someone tries to pick HIM up they immediately crumble
Technoblade: "People are always like 'why does everyone on the server bully TommyInnit?' and then you like look at their first interaction and Tommy's, like, mugging them."
Technoblade: "Every TommyInnit arc is 'oh no not the consequences of my own actions, no'. Who would've thought recklessly provoking the entire server would lead to consequences? Who could've seen this coming?"
Technoblade: "I thought burning down your house would be funny, you can't- it's just a prank. You can't be mad."
Ranboo: "In my defense your honor, it was funny."
Technoblade: "It was HILARIOUS."
Tommy: "Me burning down George's house really led to quite a lot, didn't. Now that I think about it."
Technoblade: "Yeah that really didn't pan out for you."
Tommy: "Yeah, that actually- the reason there's a huge crater over there is just cuz one day I was sat having my pre-stream poo and went 'WHAT do we do that's funny and cool today?'
Ranboo: "Let's have the new guy burn down a house."