#three times now. three times the castle has taken your brother from you. isnt it enough. when will it be enough. you just want to see him

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Sbi + Friends Rec List 2

All are non shipping. 

Please message me if there is anything wrong with the links and I will fix it. Here’s some more of my favorites, I will post a longer fic rec list next week that will be better organized. Enjoy! 

hello, welcome home (isn't it lovely, all alone?) - WreakingHavok

2k 1/? Angst, Found Family 

He talks to himself and his nights are long, but at least hes alone, and at least the war that haunts his dreams is an ocean away. Eret sends Wilbur and Technoblade to Antarctica, and Phil reads letters. 

Wilbur's hands are gentle - lucradiss

3k 1/1 Sickfic, Mild Hurt/Comfort 

In which Techno’s head hurts and the only person who’s allowed to touch his hair is his friend (brother) Wilbur. 

Tommy Needs Some Sleep - TheVintageRed

500 1/1 Family, Mild Hurt/Comfort 

Tommy is overworking himself trying to compete with Dream in their history class. 

fighting is easy, young man. coping is harder - KadeAK(zacixn)

1.4k 1/1 DreamSMP, Hurt/Comfort 

The war is over, but Wilbur doesn't feel free. Tommy stumbles across him in a terrible state.

Please Forgive My Sins, Please Forgive Me. - Lillian_nator

2.9k 1/1 Family, Angst 

Purpled missed his brothers -Tommy and Tubbo could never stay mad at Purpled -They were family after all. 

Together We Banish The Darkness - Shmallo

1.5k 1/1 Family, Hurt/Comfort 

Sleepy Bois + Tommy have nightmares. Fortunately, Phil is there to lend a hand.

I Was Young Than You Are Now. - 1__Dot___1

3.8k 2/? Family, Hurt/Comfort 

Techno sees himself a lot in Tommy. A young man with a knack for drawing blood. After Tommy comes home from a fight at school, Techno is the only one who is there to clean up the pieces.

Runaway Prince - HuntDue

900 1/1 Family, Fluff 

Techno is a prince and Philza is his caretaker. Techno wants to mess around with the commoners, but his father doesn't allow him to, so he runs away temporarily.

chalk dust and sidewalks - soggywaffle

1.1k 1/1 Family, Fluff 

“hey tommy, did you know that im a vampire?” in which techno and wilbur prank their youngest brother

Kindred Spirits - arochill 

9k 5/5 Family, Hurt/Comfort, Angst 

They were his family.In which one man leaves his dream job and learns that taking care of three monster children may be better than anything else he could ever ask for.

arson. - tobi_writes

1.1k 1/1 Fluff 

tommy and tubbo end up having to be babysat because they set a forest on fire.george and minx are the only ones who are not busy. so they babysit two children for a day.

Summer Days (Niki and Her Boys) - Lillian_nator

3.6k 1/1 Fluff, Angst 

Sometimes, in order to know what you're fighting for, you have to slow down and look around you. Or... Niki sees how overworked Wilbur is, and takes him and the boys out for a picnic.

"It's Like Watching Your Little Brother" - kiwikitkat

1.9k 9/? Family, Fluff, Angst 

After hearing Wilbur describe Tommy as a younger brother, I haven't been able to get it out of my head since.A collection of one-shots about Wilbur and Tommy having a sibling dynamic! Nothing inappropriate, and if you comment asking for it I won't hesitate to block you, so like? don't?

The Prince of the Antarctic Empire - Lilian_Nator

9.9k 4/? Series, Family, Fluff 

It all started, with a simple meeting. There was no prince, and there were no rules, and no one believed in him. More importantly - no one had any expectations of the prince. It all started when he was a mere boy.

Mayday, Mayday - Siempie 

7.3k 1/1 Heavy Angst, Hurt/Comfort 

Wilbur could not have expected things to go THIS wrong. Honestly. The arrow in his chest didn't give him much time to philosophize about that, though.Wilbur gets shot. Tommy does his best.

there are a hundred people who will listen to you cry - reversustenebris 

1.9k 1/1 Hurt/Comfort, Fluff 

Eret hasn't left the castle in a long time. He doesn't think anyone was going to miss him, after all.He was wrong, of course.

Come Home, Tubbo - MadKiska 

14k 1/1 Family, Angst 

On a mission to sneak into the Whitehouse, Pogtopia find a long lost friend. Only.. He doesn't recognize them at all.

kindred spirits - arochill 

5k MonsterHunter!Philza meets monster kids Tommy, Wilbur, Techno and decides to raise them. 

Absolutely Anything For Them - Numanum 

3k 3/3 Angst, Hurt/Comfort 

Tubbo becomes a traitor to save everyone and has to struggle with his choices. 

wait a minute - Aenqa 

23k 8/? Angst 

An alternate Dream SMP timeline in which Tubbo finds himself firmly under Schlatt’s control and things are going.... just, very poorly. 

holding on tight, sleeping at night - meridies 

4k 1/1 fluff 

Tommy is certainly not afraid of storms. Luckily, neither are his two siblings.

Birdsong - Aria_Cinabun 

3k 1/1 Angst, Zombie Apocalypse Au 

The birds call to Tommy. They tell him of danger. They tell him whether the zombies are coming. He calls back to them, and he runs when there is no answer. 

Did you hear that? - InnittoWinit

1k 1/1 Hurt/Comfort 

Techno wakes up in the middle of the night to a noise, little does he knows tommy isnt really having a good time without his friend by his side. 

Afraid - AlpineWasTaken 

2k 1/1 Angst, Nightmares 

“Christ, Tommy, can’t you just shut the fuck up for five seconds?” A sliver of dread and doubt crept in as he watched his friend walk away, not once glancing back at the younger.

all you can feel is your lungs flood - Anon  

900 1/1 Hurt/Comfort 

wilbur soot isn’t okay. he promises. 

Shelter for the Night - qtiphaven 

4k 4/7 Angst 

After getting into a fight, Tommy has no where to go. At least that what he thinks until he runs into someone familiar at the local corner store. 

Authors I really like <3

Lillian_Nator  - Wonderful at angst and aus. They have written 22 minecraft fanfics and I adore all of them. 

reversustenebris - Mix of fluff and angst, lots of fics with Eret which I love to see!

AlpineWasTaken - Writes other mcyters besides the main DreamSMP ones aswell, has some heartbreaking fanfics. 

Thank you for reading. You can find my works here. 

Authors, if you would like your fic taken off my list for any reason, please message me. 

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[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Ballad of Sara Berry (35mm fic 2/2)

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Virgil barely remembered his father at this point. It had been almost twelve years by then, why would he have to?

After all, it wasnt as if he had been the only family member to give Virgil any attention, or to sing him to sleep or lecture him about running in front of cars without watching the roads.

Oh no, Virgil's remaining parent, Lucan, was perfectly adequate.

It wasnt as if Virgil spent most of his life afraid of his father.

When Lucan was unemployed his time was spent yelling at Virgil's favorite parent, Patton.

After Patton died, Lucan became distant, his eyes hollow, his expression tense.

He didnt even realize when Virgil cut his hair for the first time, a half-hazard cut that had marked Virgil's first steps into his true self.

Lucan's absence only intensified when he did finally get a job, and more money than Virgil really thought he needed.

He didnt notice the money spent on a binder.

Nor the boyfriend constantly being smuggled into his room.

And Virgil shouldnt have cared, honestly it was probably good for him not to be around Lucan.

But he wanted the attention, he was desperate for it, and he'd do anything to get it.

"Viv, sweetheart, baby, it's not healthy. . ." Virgil groaned slightly at the phrase as Roman ran his hands through his hair.

"But I dont get it! I do all this stuff that wouldve made him explode if I did it when I was younger! What's so different now!" He responded, now sitting upright to look at his boyfriend.

"Well for one, you're almost an adult, for two, he has a job, for three, why would you want that kind of attention????" Roman said, now grabbing the sides of Virgil's face.

"I dont know! I just want to feel something ok!" Virgil responded.

"Baby. . ." Roman pulled Virgil close so his face was buried in Roman's chest.

"You wanna talk about prom?. . ." Virgil murmured.

"What about prom?" Roman said.

"Do you think we'll be prom royalty?" Virgil asked.

"Do you want to be?" Roman said, brushing his thumb against the lower part of Virgil's neck.

"Mhm. . ." Virgil said quietly.

"Well then you'd better start working on it huh?" Roman said, Virgil nodded.

And so that's what he did, and out of it, he got exactly what he wanted. Lucan had taken an acute interest in Virgil's securing of that crown, and Virgil was going to ride that high for as long as possible.

Until a new threat had approached, Emile Picani, straight-A student, had lost a leg in a wreck a few weeks ago.

And now, all the prom attention was going to him.

Virgil couldnt have that.

"Virgil, listen to me closely," virgil had been sitting with his father nightly in order to debate their plans.

"Life- is exactly like prom, you absolutely have to win, or you will be crushed. Not to mention, it would have devastated your father, and you dont want that do you?" Lucan said coldly, Virgil nodded.

He hadnt seen Roman in quite some time, and the few times he had, they'd argued to no end.

"You're to caught up in this! If you were doing this for yourself youd just let Emile win and be done with it!" Virgil rarely saw Roman this angry, and it was- confusing.

Didnt he get it?

Didnt he understand?

If they didnt win- they'd be failures, they'd never amount to anything!

"You know what- Virgil, if you cant get your act together- I'm taking Emile to senior prom instead.

Virgil froze.

"Wh- but- Roman you cant do that! What about us? What about our crown?" Virgil said, grasping for Roman's hoodie as he walked away.

"You can wear the crown alone. Since you seem to love it more than me." Was the only thing Roman said before he disappeared around the corner.

Virgil was devastated.

"Come on Virgil, why be so calm about this! Theres no room for pirnces at prom," was Lucan's only advice.

And it was advice Virgil repeated for days.

He hadnt taken off the dress he bought since the day he'd bought it.

His mirror's were all shattered.

His hands covered in blood from broken glass.

His face covered in smudged and running makeup.

There were six reasons he was like this.

Roman, who'd left him vulnerable.

Remus, Roman's brother, Virgil wasnt sure how- but he must have had something to do with Roman's betrayal.

Logan, Janus, and Remy, the prom committee, they likely counted those votes, they controlled how much of Virgil's campaign was seen, they probably hid it away.

And Emile, Emile who's stupid pity votes had cost him his boyfriend and his crown and his one shot at attention.

Virgil glanced for a few moments at the knife laying on his bedside table, he wasnt sure when he'd put it there, it was bent out of shape, like it'd been beat by a rock.

And he made a decision.

It was easy, really, his kingdom needed protection, he was just taking out threats.

A simple drop of poison in Logan's chalice was enough.

A stray rock took care of Remus just as easily.

The blunt end of a bat handled the issue of Remy.

He relished in the cheers as his subjects discovered the remains of Janus, scattered across the school like rose petals.

And he saved a special treatment for his ex-lover.

His hands fit comfortably around Roman's throat, it was strange, really, to be in the situation.

It almost hurt when bubbles stopped forming from under the water.

And then he found his crown, he was surrounded by cheers.

And he was even more thrilled with the arrival of another prince, this one willing to dance, and escort him to his castle.

And waiting there, Patton, but something seemed. . . Off.

"Papa? Do you like the castle! Its huge isnt it!" Virgil tried his best to get his father's excitement as high as his.

"Virgil. . . It's not real- you're in a cell sweetie. . ." Patton said.

Virgil looked around again.

There were an odd amount of stripes in the castle.

He went over the events in his head.

"But- I saved everyone! Is it because I didnt get all the enemies?" Virgil whispered, now realizing- he'd never taken down Emile.

"They werent enemies sweetie. . . You were warped. . . Your father twisted everything about you so he wouldnt have to deal with you. . ." Patton said, his hand resting on Virgil's cheek.

Virgil went over the events again.

And again.

And again.

And then he broke.

He screamed and cried and threw himself against the walls as he realized just what had happened.

And with each hit, Patton's grip on his shoulders seemed to feel more and more solid.

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Darkest Before Dawn Part 12

Farcry 5 fanfic. Rated M for Mature language and sexual reference. No pairing or plans for smutt.

When you got to your cabin the first thing you checked was your bunker. It had way more supplies it, medical, guns, ammo, food and lots of other things. You stare at it in disbelief, how did he get in? Or know where you lived? The bunker has a key code lock where did he get the code, and why stock it? You leave the bunker and stand in the middle of your yard thinking, about how confusing this situation is.

“Now, what the fuck do i do.” You yell. “FUCKING CHRIST.” You try to kick at a bucket but your foot somehow twists and you fall flat on your face. “Fuck me.” You sigh laying there accepting your fate. I’m one with the ground now, i can live here, its a good spot you think. Rolling over to your back you look up at the sky there where very little clouds out it was endless starry skies. “Should of taken that job in Fort Mac, or maybe moved earlier see how crazy shit was and GTFO.” You say to your self.

“They say crazy people talk to them selves.” You sit up, it was a resistance member.

“You know i think i have to throw a false on that, you dont hear many peggies talk to themselves.”

He snorted with laughter. “Well, theres one good thing from all this, we can lay that myth to rest.” He was watching you closely.

“If you need supplies go ahead and check the house.” You say nodding to the house.

“Dont need supplies, are you the deputy?”

“Im one of the deputies.” You say nodding.

“Close enough then, i might be able to get you into Johns bunker. If your interested.”

You where surprised, for a few different reasons. “Alright im in, but, uh, how did you find me?”

“Im Ted, I ran in to Sharky, he said this was your place and if you where lying low to try you here. He said and i quote ‘Its probably better than dressing as peggies.’ Which it is.” He said looking confused. “Who would try that? Thats a stupid idea. Dressing up like peggies.”

“That was my idea, in all fairness it was in the ‘fucking stupid’ idea pile, but no one else had any better options.” You say defensively.

He laughed. “Well now there’s one. We noticed that peggies truck stuff arlund they drop it off pick up system that brings stuff all around the regions. All drop off points go to specific outposts, or bunkers, we know which ones goes into Johns. We can hide in a containers and let them bring us in, we trojan horse our way in, get Hudson and kick ass.

You sat there surprised. “Damn that’s brilliant, you guys where staking out which spots when where?” You ask.

“Yeah, seemed like one way or another it could work to our advantage.”

“Your one of my new favourite people.” You say with a big smile and get up. “Lets go find people to storm the castle.”

Whitehorse stood there rubbing his chin thinking after you and Ted explained the plan. “So how do we not cause a panic that their is a group of armed resistance members in Johns bunker?” He asked after a while.

“Uh, we’re dressed like peggies so we blend in?” You say with a shrug.

“What is it with you and dressing like peggies, do you have a hard on forvtheir fashion?” Sharky asked

“Well, they dont look as hard at their own people. They might stare us down going into the vault, but inside they are probably way more lax. They wont be expecting us already inside.”

“Might not hurt, we just got to keep our heads down.” Ted said nodding. “At least until we reach our people and arm them, then we can really get them peggies.”

“You sure about this?” Whitehorse asked you.

“Ready to burst open and charge in like a trojan condom breaking on a night of poor decisions. I realized how terrible that sounded after i said it i am so sorry.” You say quickly Sharky and Hurk where keeled over laughing.

Whitehorse just shook his head in shame and put his head in his hand. “Take who you need, who wants to go. John is not to be taken lightly.” He sighed. “When this is all over though, peggies delt with and all. Comments like that are not allowed” he said sternly.

“I will keep them in my pants, with my sexual appetite.” You say as you put your hands up, Whitehorse sighed again . “We should go ask people at the spread eagle if they want to join. Those people have good reason to want to be involved.” Whitehorse nodded.

Everyone was standing in front of you listening, it seemed like all of Holland Valley turned out, word really spread fast in this town. “I myself am going, Sharky, a couple other resistance members. We could use more though. Our goal is to carry extra pistols on us, with out attracting to much attention. Give it to people taken, take the bunker. About half hour after we go in, if we can have an assault on the front of the bunkers doors from the top. It will help draw attention from us.”

“You realize this ends with bullets in your brother.” Nick stated he wasn’t trying to be a dick about it. You could see he was trying to be honest, in his way.

You take a deep breath in and nod. “Look, i dont want him dead, i will try to take him alive. But I understand thats not even close to the likely outcome, im not going to stop what needs to be done to stop this. It needs to stop.” You say firmly.

Nick nodded. “Im in.”

“Me to.” Grace added.

A few more people joined in for team break in and some people planed for the distraction assault. You got the feeling it might just work, but somehow that didn’t make you feel better about it. When everyone was getting ready to head out to go to the location to hide away pastor Jerome came over to you.

He put his hand on your shoulder and squeezed. “I have faith that you will do everything you can.” You could tell he was referring to John.

“I have a plan, I know plans don’t always go as.. Planned, but i have to try.” You say softly he gave you a warm smile and nod.”

“God will be with you.” He told you as he gave your shoulder another squeeze.

Everyone was waiting uncomfortably un the peggie clothes aways away from the supplies drop off point. The waiting for it to show up was painful, the waiting for pick up was probably gling to be worse.

“About how long does the supplies sit before pick up?” Grace asked Ted.

“About two, three hours.” He replied.

“Well, ive always wanted to stow away in storage containers and sit quietly for hours to storm a castle by surprise. Dream come true today.” You say enthusiastically abunch of blank faces just looked back.

“You realize this isnt a castle right?” Sharky asked.

You shhh him putting you finger on his lips and cup his face with your other hand. “Dont burst my bubble, we’re storming a castle like a bunch of badasses.”

“They’re coming.” Ted said he was watching through the binoculars. Everyone waited still and quietly as the cube truck stopped and some peggies got out and left. “Lets go, we got to empy them containers and put us in there without anyone noticing.”

Waiting inside the containers where infact way worse than waiting for them to show up. It was the silence that got to you the most no one could talk. Just in case you where overhead, it would blow the plan. It took what seemed like seven days and nights before the truck started moving again. You kept your eyes closed the whole time you where moving, trying to keep your heartbeat down and keep calm. This wasn’t the soft kind John you knew, he was nothing like that anymore. You had no idea how it was going to end or what was going to happen.

#darkest before dawn #seed family #farcry 5 fanfic #farcry 5 #oc

[yuissamidare]

aight aight lets do this

zombie au

i wanted??? to develop the side characters more because i love them and they make me super happy when they get on screen and i went to sleep and woke up in the dead of night like. Ah. I Know.

the gist was dekapan creates a virus that mimics those weird wasp things that inject venom in caterpillars and wasps and leave them zombie-fied until they end up sacrificing themselves for the wasps babies. it works like my theory for gakkou gurashi and idk the zombies should follow their everyday routine expect that they also kill people. i’ve scrapped that idea and like, recreated how the zombies work but shhhh this part is a Super Secret.

he’s having trouble with money and! he loves science! he loves messing up and starting over and finding that one xyz fit that makes everything click how he wants to! but that costs money, and it’s money he doesnt have, so? he calls a kid he used to babysit and get along with for some help. hatabou gets him a job with a sketchy government probably trying to cure the common cold or make it impossible to burn your skin in the sun or something so of course he does the work given to him, because money is money, but the moment it gets on tv and is announced to the world dekapan calls everyone like 'hey guys dont take the vaccine something fuckys going on' and then the zombie outbreak starts and everyone gets split up and they find each other eventually after Bad Things and everyone gets fucked up about it.

people who we dont get to see pair up find each other and begrudgingly work together.

jyushimatsu and todomatsu are w matsuyo!! she has them go on a trip to the mall with her, and it’s very densely packed and a trains ride from home  (jyushimatsus here to carry bags and todomatsus here bc oohhh a mall far away). the outbreak happens while theyre in the mall, and momma and todomatsu get separated from jyushimatsu for a little while -- they do find him again, and momma decks a zombie in the face. todomatsu cries. if i were to write this, i’d focus like??? 2 - 3 chapters focusing on them being in the mall, finding a group of other survivors, and then leaving the group. depending on length and my Stamina which is. not good.

next group is totoko and karamatsu!!! and. its not because of.... anything. but totoko!! if anything is really strong and i can see her carrying an iron will and inspiring other people to follow he lead and! i like the dynamic they had with that like One Interaction. idk the beginning all too well?? like how they meet up and stick together, but i have everything after that pretty clear in my head. this would be??? the second arc of the story maybe? it take a while for them to actually get along and things go Bad in the start because ahaha karamatsu is a Fuck Up, and after that karamatsu just stops trying to talk to her and just trails behind while totoko vehemently refuses to let him help her with anything. and i actually?? dont wanna say too much about this because. ITS SURPRISE. but after they start getting along karamatsu gives her a fishbone braid, and she talks about missing her brother and they do some Feelings Talk.

idk what the fuck to do with osomatsu, ichimatsu, and choromatsu??? someones learning medicine and surgery from dekapan, someones getting yelled at by chibita while hatabou mediates, and someone starts stealing things with iyami and then starts crying in the back of his van after a close call, but idk who because they all keep flip flopping positions in my head. like, at first ichimatsu was getting yelled at, but then i put him with iyami, but then im like ‘ohhh doctor ichimatsu’. then osomatsu was with chibita n hatabou, then i was like ‘but oh he and iyami have a great dyamic’. and choromatsu was with dekapan at first bt then i was :/ with that and put him with chibita. those three are hecking me up idk what to do.

paranormal investigators

 We Are All Dependant On Our Brothers

the matsuno bros start up a ghost bustin company thats set up in a run down project and they’re all crowed up in a shitty apartment funded by hatabou and todomatsus part time job with equipment provided by dekapan because after high school it was decided that ‘shit lets hunt some ghost’ and everyone was like ‘yea sure.’

it was spawned by a dream i had where choromatsu and karamatsu are on a case and choros like 'k we gotta distract the ghost' and karas like 'got it' and while choros doing. whatever. karamatsu comes out in a bathrobe and sashays like 'ooh noo ;)) i sure hope no ghosts are going to get me while im naked and vulnerable ;)))' and choros like. 'who gave you permission to be such garbage.' and. oh. he did. 

and then later in the day a stray thought where osomatsu and karamatsu got confronted by a ghost thats like ‘ICHIMATSU MATSUNO!!! YOU, MY ENEMY WHOVE IVE TRACED DOWN FROM BARBADOS TO THE ARAN ISLANDS TO-’ then osomatsu cuts him off like ‘bro we arent ichimatsu’ and the three of them stare at each other for ten minutes before karamatsu offers to call him for the ghost and the ghost is like ‘!!!! could you?? i mean, im still damning you both to hell but’ and then ichimatsu picks up the phone, and as soon as the ghost starts talking he expels it in 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds.

superheros

the brothers are b-rate superheros who end up in the newspapers sometimes. iyami and chibitas That Dude who ends up in hostage situations all the time and begrudgingly drive them home and make sure they eat even though they claims to hate them. its actually.... based of the storyline for my ocs so i wont actually talk about that again. nnu9mubvufe8n.

again, they live in a shit ass project but they live right next door to each other instead of crowding in One Apartment, its two with three each. they are all actively looking for day jobs because while the government pays well they struggle being adults. but this time adults with superpowers.

rpg/video game

like. back in the naru.to fandom there was a point where video game aus were really popular, like the whole grinding/gaining stats/unlocking new areas thing n all that and it surprisingly worked really well when written right?. so i was thinking about that and spacing out and i was like Oh Fuck. so this au got birthed. osomatsus the king, karas the knight, jyushi is a prince who gets kidnapped, ichis prince #2, choromatsus a wandering mage, n todos the royal advisor. 

jyushimatsu gets kidnapped in the dead of night, and osomatsus like ‘what the flying fuck karamatsu get over here lets go get him back.’ so they leave, and have ichimatsu look after the kingdom for him. hes like 'wait what please im' and is thrust into power anyways. he and todomatsu are surprisingly competent leaders and the kingdom does really good under him, even better than with osomatsu?? though he locked himself in his room for the first week and todomatsu just kept banging on the door OPEN UP YOU FUCK YOU HAVE PAPERWORK. and its an insanely huge amount because osomatsu keeps putting it off unless someone watches him and he does all the stuff like funding the armies and expanding territories before stuff like regulating taxes and funding schools and hospitals.

jyushimatsu escapes on his own after a day n is like HMMMM HOW TO GET HOME..... but then he enters a little run down village and meets homura and falls In Love and they spend time together and he eventually just forgets to come home because hes so happy with her

meanwhile with the idiot eldest duo. karamatsu doesnt know how to fucking.... spend money so when they meet choromatsu whos like the stop n shop npc he gives him all the money he has for an enchanted pair of ankle warmers that he could put his face on and that can react to his emotions. osomatsus like ‘what the entire fuck bro’ and goes to get their money back, but then ends up spending all his money on a charm thatll increase his gambling luck.

‘we’ve been bamboozled, my dearest king. our money taken right before our eyes as a miser deceived us and robbed us of everything we’re worth,’ ‘wanna beat him up, karamatsu?’ ‘of course i do.’

choromatsus like ????? wtf its not my fault you two dont know how to spend money. but they fight, and osomatsus like ‘join our party!!’ and they take a few days to convince him but he does join and he and osomatsu hit it off really well, and osomatsu decided after everything, hes going to adopt choromatsu. 

(’but we’re the same age, my king’ karamatsu says in response to his proposal. 

‘FINE, then ill get mom to adopt him, geez.’ 

then they meet chibita and n chibita and karamatsus like ‘if youre taking choromatsu, im taking chibita in if he says yes’ and osomatsus like ‘ask mom first’)

the three of them go to the place jyushimatsu was taken to, beat everyone up, and then realize he isnt there. so they just. dejectedly walk into a nearby village for rest and chibita gives them free beer.

they meet jyshimatsu an hour later on a date with homura and yes. they decide to adopt her as a sister too. (is someone marrying into your family considered adoption?? idk but everyones family now, no excuses.)

royalty/split at birth

i hate angst i just wish everyone could be happy, i say as i look through my notebook with angsty plot points as i reference my life.

the gist is: the cold color trio living in slums rather than a palace but then oso finds out OH SHIT WE HAVE MORE BROTHERS WE GO GET THEM and everyones stressed the fuck out

as soon as osomatsu finds out he has troops scour the kingdom for the them, with the directions ‘there are three more people with my face, go get em’ and he sends troops out. to everyone outside the castle this is a very ?????!!!!!!!!!! thing???because the royal family has solidified themselves as Bad Selfish people who tax unfairly and dont care about the poor. like, the rich people are all like oh! i wonder what the royal family is planning theyre so good to our kingdom ha ha! while the poor people are freaking the fuck out.

the cold colors only get a brief warning about the troops coming and the first thing ichimatsu does when he hears this is go and break all the fancy plates and choromatsus like ‘wtf are you doing!!!’ and ichimatsu just looks at him like ‘i love and respect my family so im doing what i need to’ and karamatsu takes that as his cue to take his mothers valuables and hide them under the floorboards and in the walls where the stucco breaks away and choromatsu writes a note to their mom Just In Case.

they actually do get taken and theyre fucking shocked. like, instead of the royals taking everyones valuables like they expected, theyre taking them??? and the troops are no help theyre just like ‘kay go take two sets of coats and three sets of day wear’ and they have them leave straight away.

an abrupt abduction is gonna stir up shit in the village especially if they only take the boys and leave their parents and friends. imagine how paranoid they'll be. ‘oh no what if im going next' 'i hear that theyre taking our boys now and selling them off to foreign labor' 'theyre taking our children as punishment for not being able to afford tax' ‘i heard things breaking in their home what if they got taken away for resisting’

imagine all the drama and discomfort theyll feel when they see the other bros living in the lap of luxury why their friends and family suffer like :)))

its frustrating and tense for everyone because osomatsu expected them to integrate without issue. jyushimatsu doesnt understand why they get so mad at him and refuse to be his friend. todomatsu doesnt understand why all these poor people are a problem. as long as youre happy and healthy it's fine! theres no need to concern yourself with what doesnt directly affect you. if you dont see it its not happening so its best to ignore it.

ballet

osomatsu does ballet again and is happy and has found something he loves and enjoys and everyone supports him. basically, he starts feeling nostalgic and then starts watching youtube videos and goes ‘haha pah! i can do that’ and then he realizes ‘holy shit this is something i wanna spend the rest of my life doing’

sophie even wrote a fic about it and its great and every time i read it my heart pounds ten thousand times a second and i start smiling so hard my cheeks hurt.

detectives

jyushimatsu’s an overworked forensic scientist, choromatsu’s an exasperated detective, osomatsus is watson, todomatsu’s head of the branch, and ???? ichimatsu where are you??

karamatsu’s fucking dead but he aint important.

they solve mysteries n do detective stuff.

theres also another au thats like platonic soulmate thing but eh 

#mbbbaf #long post #no like for real its a long ass post #these are all awful and they could all use Work but i like them #what is this