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moonlit-imagines · 15 days
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Headcanons for being Thor’s child and longing for a Midgardian
Thor Odinson x child!reader
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prompt: anon 🧀: “hi!!! Can I reqs a thor odinson x daughter reader where reader is secretly crushing on a Midgardian girl. and you know how loki can basically read minds he figures it out eventually and everyday her and uncle loki sneak to Midgard to see this girl behind thors back, but funny thing is she's never had a crush before and this one being on a Midgardian girl she's like super confused. and one day thor catches them and she has to explain how she feels abt this girl to him and he's like "....welp i love a Midgardian woman too!" And she's like super relieved and thor goes and meets her(crush) and he's super sweet to her Then thor and uncle loki help her confess to this girl and one day y/n goes to her and just tells her how she feels and by this point they are like best friends so she's super nervous but the girl likes her too and she goes back home and screams to uncle loki abt how amazing she is and what had happened while loki is just laughing at her inexperience with partners.”
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you were quite the rebel, you thought
asgardian royalty with a terrible secret: you’d fallen for a midgardian
and just how were you supposed to make that work, it was laughable
heimdall always made sure to cover for you when you made your “trips”
“be sure to be back by supper, y/n. you know how your father gets” -heimdall
“yes, yes, ‘we must feast, my child!’” -you mocked
“you’d be surprised at how much you and him have in common, young one” -heimdall
“he is my father, after all. i’d hope to be like him, although i fear i’m already quite more brave and strong than he could ever hope to be” -you snarked
“be gone, thorson/dottir, before you make me chuckle” -heimdall
lol ur lil human partner made u chuckle for sure theyre so fragile
oh, and they didn’t exactly know what you were…as in a nordic “god” from the realm of asgard visiting midgard against your better judgement
“your accent is so cute, what is it exactly?” -s/o
“uh, brit—austr—slav—it’s um, well i just grew up around, you know, that area with a bunch of different accents. bit of mutt.” -you
“oh, so like, you’re from new england?” -s/o
“there’s a new england? what was wrong with the old one?” -you
yeah you were not so good at hiding that you clearly weren’t from around there
but you were learning. slowly
meanwhile on asgard
“y/n, you have a strange look upon your face” -loki “might i acquaint it to…love?”
your eyes went wide and loki gave a mischievous smile that would normal shake you a bit, but this love kept you fearless
“oh, dont you give me that look, uncle. are you mad?” -you “ah, what am i saying? ‘course you are”
“oh do i have a look? no, this is just my normal face” -loki, sarcastically
“see, that i’d believe. except you’re truly a menace when someone is happy” -loki
“not to you, oh never!” -loki “so tell me more?”
you rolled your eyes and left it to the imagination, as you weren’t quite ready to let any details go yet
and even thor was starting to get suspicious
“my child, you speak of this love yet i have not seen them! and why do i hear this from loki, am i not your father?” -thor
“yes, you are, but it’s not a big deal. let’s not get lost in the details. just young fascination, might be gone by tomorrow” -you, desperately trying to throw off the trail
he gasps
“you are lying to your own father!” -thor
“am not” -you
“our lineage does not simply become fascinated one day and bored the next, who is this person you do not wish for me to know of?” -thor
you both stare at each other
your lips curl up a bit
his do, as well
“are they of another realm?” -thor
“how did you know?!” -you
“because mine is too!” -thor
“you lie to me?!” -you
“i just forgot to mention it” -thor
“convenient!” -you
“midgardian?” -thor
“…you’re good” -you
“like father, like child” -thor
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occasionalfics · 6 years
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The Ones To Go, 10 (Thor X Reader)
masterlist | the one to stay masterlist | the ones to go masterlist | chapter 1 | chapter 2 | chapter 3 | chapter 4 | chapter 5 | chapter 6 | chapter 7 | chapter 8 | chapter 9 | 
IT’S ANOTHER FINALE!
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Summary: Thor’s life is finally no longer a series of unfortunate events.
A/N: For a while I had no idea where this was going to end. And then it just kind of happened in the fluffiest way it could? But like I’ve said before, I’m not even mad.
Thank you so much for reading <3 This story (and the prequel) were so much fun to write and share, and so many of you reached out to say how much you liked them and I’m so grateful for that! 
Warnings: More fluff. All of it. Thor deserves to be happy and soft.
Words: 3,614
Torunn came first, then Alvgeir a few moments later, named Supernatural Spear after the trident his mother wielded. A Thordottir and Thorson. Loki had been right; she’d carried twins to term, then spent long, strenuous hours in labor with Thor at her side. He never left her, refusing to clear the room when the nurses asked him to. His Queen screamed at them to stop, but they forgave her, knowing that she was in pain. So Thor stayed and watched the first two of their children come into the world, his hand in hers as she squeezed every muscle in her body to deliver them.
When they’d been cleaned and fed, when they’d each gotten to hold one at a time and calm their children’s wailing, he asked the nurses to put the twins to sleep and the maids clean the bed. Then, as they had for one another before, he went and drew a bath. He asked the nurses which oils or salts he should put in the water and carefully followed their advice, then he gently picked her up and carried her into the bathroom. He put her down in the water before removing the loose nightgown the nurses had put on her earlier.
She sighed as she slowly lowered herself into the tub, wincing as her limbs spread into a sitting position.
“Are you alright, my love?” he asked, going to shut the door to the bathroom.
“Yes,” she said under her breath. She grunted, and the water sloshed against the tub. When he turned back around, she’d gotten her body under the water up to her shoulders and her eyes were closed. “Just...come sit with me please.”
He pulled his clothes off, then did as she asked, gently stepping into the tub behind her. He put his legs around her, then she positioned herself against him. He’d put his hands on the rim of the tub, but she gripped them and wrapped each one around her body.
“Mm,” she groaned. “Much better.”
“Is the water helping ease your pain?” he asked, to which she nodded.
“It’s more like strain now,” she answered. “Stars, it’s like I fought six battles in a row without stopping.”
He laughed and moved some of her hair out of the water, letting it fall over his shoulder and beyond the tub. “Just two very intense, worthy battles,” he told her. “Which I thank you for fighting.”
She shrugged. “Are you going to thank me for giving birth to all our children?” she asked, a hint of jest on her tongue.
His fingers spread across her stomach, then ran along her sides - up and down in slow cycles. “Perhaps,” he said softly as she rolled her neck. “You put more physical effort into one act than I ever have. Thanks is the least you deserve.”
She didn’t protest to that. She relaxed, shutting her eyes again, and pushed water back and forth with her forearms. They sat silently like that for a bit, just enjoying what might be one of the last moments of privacy they’d get for a while. They had children now, and a kingdom to rule, and they still didn’t know quite what the rest of her siblings might mean for their future. So far, only one brother had come to the planet, and Thor was grateful for that. Now that Torunn and Alvgeir had been born, they had to be even more wary of strangers.
Heirs posed threats to the claim of other siblings. Hela had, in some way, taught him that, though she’d been locked away for too long for her claim on Asgard to mean much. His people never would’ve have accepted her, even if she’d come with much less aggressive tidings. He had to remind himself that, most likely, (Y/N)’s other brothers and sisters ruled their own kingdoms. They had no need for this one. He hoped.
“Do you have a favorite?” she asked out of nowhere. “I think Torunn’s mine.”
He chuckled again and shook his head. “A favorite child?” he asked. “They were born mere hours ago - and they’re our children!”
“I know, I know,” she said. “But she was made in the perfect image of you.”
He didn’t agree. The twins looked like each of them, together. Torunn had his blue eyes, yes, and Alvgeir had hers, but he had the light hair of Frigga and Thor where she had (Y/N)’s hair. He knew his wife was joking, but he shook his head anyway. “They’re both magnificent,” he told her. “Both equal parts of both of us.”
She smiled, nodded, and reached over her shoulder to stroke his beard. “Of course,” she agreed. “And I’m sure Brunhilde will want to start training them both tomorrow.”
They laughed together at how absurd - but predictable - the situation was.
“Loki can’t wait to start magic lessons,” he said. “Before we know it, they’ll be hiding all the swords they can find.”
If they were any other set of parents, that may have worried them. But Thor had wielded Mjolnir from the time he could lift it, and (Y/N) was born the Goddess of War. She knew as well as Brunhilde did how to safely teach children to use weapons - and they both knew that there would be no stopping their children from getting their hands on axes and shields before long. At least they had the right team to do so appropriately and safely.
After a few more minutes of silence, she sighed and pushed her forehead against his neck. He lowered his lips to her temple for a quick kiss, then listened as her breathing evened out.
“Are you ready for bed, my Moon and Stars?” he asked a while later, after they’d both turned pruny.
She sighed and groaned, then nodded. “I’m sure the twins will be up early for food. May as well.”
They returned to Midgard when the twins were four. It’d been a long time, or so it felt. The whole group went - all save Heimdall, who was deemed worthy of protecting the throne in the interim. He could see all who came and went, and he would be able to communicate with the King and Queen while they were away. He was trustworthy and dedicated to the safety of the realm, and thus he was left in charge of it.
Thor and (Y/N) decided to bring the twins, knowing that they would need to be looked after while the fighting ensued. The threat didn’t seem as bad as Thanos, so they agreed to bring a maid and a nurse in their entourage for Torunn and Alvgeir.
When they arrived, (Y/N) kept Thor close to her. He’d carried the deaths of his friends heavily on his shoulders, though he hardly showed it to be so. He was strong - he had to be, as king. But he always got to be soft and emotional with her, so she understood better than anyone what returning to Midgard would mean.
It meant facing the battle with the new Avengers once more. It meant recognizing that some of his friends were dead. It meant attempting, once again, to acclimate to Midgardian advances. With his family, though, Thor felt strong and able.
It was a pleasure to see the Captain America mantle passed on to Sam Wilson. Though Thor hardly knew Bucky Barnes, he recalled that the Winter Soldier had made it so that Bucky was currently unfit for the title. He seemed happy enough helping to run a recruitment program for the Avengers, assessing enhanced individuals for their strengths and weaknesses. And to see Bruce Banner happy - as happy as one might be with a rage monster trapped inside - and working on new biological enhancements was always a delight. (Y/N) was certainly pleased to see her friend in such a high position and good spirits.
Natasha adored the twins, and they loved her in turn. “I’m coming to whatever planet it is you guys live on and babysitting. Often. I’ll make Stephen get me there because these two,” she said with Torunn at her hip and Alvgeir on her back, “are amazing and I love them.”
(Y/N) bowed her head and said, “You’re most welcome. We’d love to have the whole team for their next birthday, if it’s possible.”
Natasha’s eyes went so wide, the only thing to eclipse them was her smile. “Okay, that is absolutely happening now.”
The twins cheered, and the adults laughed. When Clint arrived with his family - the new Avengers compound was something of a safehouse, with emergency lockdown procedures programmed into FRIDAY’s hardware system - the twins finally had someone closer to their age to be around. It warmed Thor’s heart to see Torunn try to figure out Midgardian toys with the Barton children.
The children all stayed behind, as they were meant to, when the battle came. With the new recruits and old friends, it was nothing. Easier than Ragnarok, though perhaps more difficult than overthrowing (Y/N)’s father. The battle was over in a matter of hours, and then there was a grand feast at the compound.
Princess Shuri and King T’Challa had come with the Dora Milaje, most of whom Brunhilde was still...particularly friendly with. She went off with a few of the soldiers while the monarchs spoke.
“I see the trident is still working well,” Shuri said, nodding at the weapon in the corner of the room.
(Y/N) nodded with a smile. “It’s a work of art, Princess,” she said. “I only hoped you’d find a good use for the roses we sent as a thank you gift.”
“They make a particularly fragrant tea,” T’Challa said.
Shuri rolled her eyes. “Says the man with the heart-shaped herb powering his body,” she said with a shake of her head. “For the rest of us, I was able to breakdown the components of the plant and create a hybrid material that acts as synthetic skin. I’m working on attempting to recreate whole limbs.” Her eyes shifted, and Thor realized she was glancing over at Bucky.
“He doesn’t like his vibranium arm?” (Y/N) asked, perhaps digging too far to quickly.
Princess Shuri shrugged. “He says he’d like to retire early. Not now, but eventually. Sergeant Barnes’ seen a lot. He might like even a synthetic arm that no longer makes him a target.”
Thor had the thought that maybe, unlike he and his wife, who had both been raised as warriors, he wasn’t meant to spend his entire life in defense mode. “We’ll be sure to send more roses when we return home,” he said, finally turning his attention back to the conversation at hand.
Before they did return, Wanda brought them to her favorite bookstore. Natasha ran off with the twins to the children’s section, so (Y/N) and Thor browsed the other areas. He found the mythology section particularly fascinating, especially when he pulled a book of Norse myths off a shelf and skimmed the pages. The stories were so outlandishly ridiculous that he had to laugh - though he did admit that some were certainly truer than others.
His Queen went and found the very books she’d lost in the fires her father had caused. She brought a stack of fairy tale books - books from all over the Midgardian globe, from different cultures and traditions - to a little nook and got to reading. She nearly cried when she picked up a Hans Christian Andersen collection, remembering with crystal clarity what his stories had meant to her in her lonely days, before her loving husband had come into the picture.
Natasha and Wanda paid for everything, and Thor made it a point to repay them somehow.
On the day they returned home, Torunn held Natasha’s face between her small hands and asked, “You promise you’ll come see us?”
Natasha smiled softly and nodded. “Your momma said we can all come for your next birthday, remember?”
Torunn’s face lit up, and she removed her hands to throw her whole small body against Natasha’s. “Good. Don’t forget,” she said.
Natasha laughed, but Thor could see the tears brimming in her eyes. “Never, little dove,” she said, using a pet name she had only come up with a few days prior. It suited Torunn, who only allowed Natasha to use it in the first place. “And you,” she said, pulling Alvgeir into her embrace, “my Alf. I love you both.” She looked up at Thor and (Y/N) over their children’s shoulders, her smile more genuine than Thor could recall having seen before. With a small nod of approval, Natasha pulled them both back and said, “Be good, and be brave. Got it?”
Both children nodded, then kissed her cheeks, one on each side. When they returned to their parents, Natasha stood.
“You guys did a good job,” she said softly.
Thor sighed through his proud smile. He approached Natasha and wrapped her in a huge, warm hug. They’d seen so much together, had lost so much together, and still fought together when they needed to. Her affection for his children made his heart soar, and her approval meant more than he could say. “Thank you, Natasha,” he said. He left a gentle kiss on the top of her head, and then the family readied themselves to go home.
A few years later
“Torunn,” Thor called across the training ground. He and (Y/N) sat in the stands while Brunhilde and the twins sparred in the ring below. “Keep your posture loose and feet grounded!”
“Don’t listen to your father,” Brunhilde said. “He only knows how to use his fists.”
“That’s not true!” Alvgeir said. “He’s the God of Thunder!”
Brunhilde rolled her eyes, but Thor stood proud and watched as the twins listened and learned. (Y/N) sat at his side, her stomach swollen with another child. This time, she insisted it was only one, and she was sure they were having another girl, just like Thor wanted.
“Have you told them?” his Queen asked as she looked on.
“That their ultimate test will be to fight you?” Thor asked back, turning and sitting to be at her level. He smirked and shook his head. “Not yet. I thought it would be a nice surprise for their birthday.”
She smiled. “Good. I want to see their faces light up at the news.”
He chuckled at that.
“The two of you are sickening, you know that?” Loki asked from two seats away. Thor had practically forgotten he was there, but then he looked at his brother and shrugged.
“You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to be, Loki,” (Y/N) said, leaning forward as best as she could with her stomach protruding as far as it was.
Loki had, surprisingly, settled nicely over the years. He enjoyed being useful at court and teaching the twins magic. He even, occasionally, enjoyed trusting his brother to care for him. He still had his moments where he disappeared and caused mischief elsewhere, but for the most part, he was content.
Which was exactly what he was when he turned his attention back to the ring. “They’re late,” he said, his tone dry. “They were meant to meet me in the library an hour ago.”
“Oh, come now brother,” Thor said. “They enjoy their lessons with their aunt.”
“She’s not their aunt,” Loki said. “I am, however, their uncle. And Alvgeir’s shown more promise at my lessons than Brunhilde’s.”
(Y/N) laughed, loud enough to halt the lesson in question below. She didn’t stop, either, even as all eyes turned to her. She took in sharp, short breaths and shook her head, whining as she leaned forward to catch herself. Thor shot his arms out, but she stayed in her seat and pushed him away.
“Oh, stars,” she cried, still laughing. “I can’t believe-” she took a breath, “that our children-” another breath, “have made you so adorably petty!” She went into another fit of straight laughter, pushing back in her chair to throw her head back.
Loki stared for a second, then moved toward his brother and whispered, “I am not adorably petty.”
Thor’s smile turned into a devilish smirk. He rose a brow at Loki and shrugged. “You kind of are, Brother.” He sat back in his own seat, then grabbed one of (Y/N)’s hands as she calmed herself down slowly. “Better accept it now. Your only going to have more pupils as time goes on.”
As they all returned their attention to the sparring below, Thor realized just how lucky he was. He and his brother were on mutually agreed upon terms of civility. The twins were enthusiastic, bright, wonderful people who were proving their strengths and weaknesses all on their own. Brunhilde had been named General of their army a few years back, and when she wasn’t overseeing her troops, she was conducting business in court or training the twins for the future. Heimdall had resumed his position as Gatekeeper after Loki had been able to open a portal to the other realms off the beach.
And he and (Y/N) were more in love than ever, more beloved by the people than her father had been, and were expecting a third healthy baby soon. Less than a decade ago, he’d been unsure of the future, but then she had found him. She still often blamed herself for the nature of their meeting, but he’d forgiven her long ago. Together, they were everything Asgard could’ve ever needed.
Thor looked at (Y/N) and sighed before he could stop himself. She was magnificent. Just as fierce as the day he met her, but infinitely softer. She’d proved that people could be both, if he ever needed the reassurance. Not for the first time, he was sure his parents were smiling in Valhalla, beaming with pride at his choice of a wife. Frigga especially would be brought to tears at the scene of her sons sitting in the stands, watching her grandchildren learn to defend their home and crown from a Valkyrie. Perhaps, if Torunn was the one more skilled in battle, Brunhilde really could reinstate the order of the Valkyrie. He knew it would be an honor to both himself and (Y/N) if that did happen.
She turned and looked at him as the lesson ended. Loki stood and left the stands to collect his niece and nephew for magic lessons, so they were left alone for a few moments.
“What is it, my Sky and Sea?” she asked, using a name to match his Moon and Stars. She’d started calling him that after the twins had been born, and she’d said it was because of his storms.
He sighed contentedly again and shrugged. “Just thinking of how wonderful my life is,” he said through a lopsided smile.
She rolled her eyes, though she smiled at him. “You’re so sentimental,” she said. It wasn’t meant to degrade him or be negative by any means. She simply pointed it out, as she sometimes did when he got this way.
He laughed softly and nodded. “It’s true,” he told her, “but only when your smile reminds me of what I have.”
She reached over and ran her fingers through his long hair - he’d let it grow out since they’d returned from Midgard the last time; sometimes he wore it up, but today he let it down. Not for the first, nor the last time did she tell him, “You’re far too good to me, Thor Odinson.” This time, unlike she did when they’d first courted one another, she said it with a light tone, still smiling as she twisted her fingers in his locks. “Will you let me braid this later, when I need a distraction from court?”
He turned his eyes toward his hair, though he couldn’t really see it, and nodded. “There isn’t much to braid, but sure.” Then he stood and came around to help her up - she had to push against the back of her seat to launch out of the chair, then lean on him to come around it. He knew she was already impatient for this baby - hopefully Sigrid, if he got his way - to be born, so he watched quietly and held her arms until she’d come all the way around the chair.
They were meant to go to the throne room for a meeting with a neighboring sovereign, but Thor had other ideas. He wouldn’t make them too late, but he wanted to be alone with his wife and by the Stars, he’d get his way about this. So he brought her into the library, one of her favorite places in the palace, and just looked at her. He sometimes felt as though she was a physical manifestation of everything he’d ever wanted and deserved, but she was still her own person and he loved her for it.
So he said as much: “You know, I’m still baffled by how much I love you.”
She sighed through a smile and put her head on his shoulder, only straining a bit around her stomach. “And yet, I’m not surprised at all that I fall for you again every morning,” she said softly. “It’s my favorite part of each day.”
He was lucky, but so was she. They both knew it, and they both appreciated the other because of it. They stayed in the library for a few quiet moments before heading to the throne room to resume their day, as they would continue to do for many, many more days.
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mirkwoodshewolf · 7 years
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Little Star sweeper Loki x baby reader
Hey guys well I’m just gonna try this out and see how it goes. Any wattpad oneshots or requests that I do will also be posted up here now please bear with me cause this is my first time posting on tumblr so hopefully this gets to everyone and I don’t screw this up. Now I do not own the Avengers or Loki or any other referneces they all belong to Disney/Marvel and tumblr belongs to tumblr :)
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It had to happen someday, though everyone expected it to happen sooner than later but shortly after Thor and Jane were married, Jane fell pregnant with their first child.  When the news came out of Jane’s pregnancy, the entire Avengers tower was a buzz to try and baby proof the tower, set up a nursery wing, and buy baby stuff like diapers, clothes, powder, bottles, etc.
         As a couple of months went by, all of the Avengers began pestering to Jane about the baby.
         “So Jane, any word on what the gender is?” Natasha asked.
         “Well Bruce knows but Thor and I have made a decision to not know until the birth” she stated.
         “What? But then that’s just a waste of buying clothes?! How do we know we even bought the right ones?!” Clint cried out.  Natasha slapped him over the head and said.
         “Quit your whining Clint, you’ll probably be even worse than the baby”.
         “Hey!”
         “Okay you two break it off will you?” Steve said as he pushed the two assassins apart before another Budapest incident happened in the tower.
         “Yeah, besides I don’t want you two children blowing up my tower” Tony said as he was just walking in looking over some notes for his new Iron suit model.  Natasha flinched and said demonically as her head slowly turned towards Tony.
         “What. Was that. You said?” Tony slowly looked at her and thought to himself ‘oh son of a-’
“You might wanna run Stark” Clint said then the red haired female assassin chased after the billionaire Iron man around the tower, the two screaming profanity at each other, mainly Natasha.
Yes everyone was in a hustle and all they could talk about was the arrival of the new baby, well almost everyone.  Only one wasn’t too thrilled as the others in the tower were.
Yep, Loki.
He kept quiet and rolled his eyes about how all that was ever talked about in the tower was a being who hasn’t even been born yet.  They don’t know it and yet everyone is making a HUGE fuss over it.  And he just didn’t get it nor did he even care, but he did get ANNOYED with it.
And I mean REALLY annoyed.  Sometimes he even blew his top off only to calm himself down and disappear for days.
After awhile of Loki being annoyed with the endless baby talk, Thor decided to finally confront his brother on the matter. He went to Loki’s room and knocked on the door when he heard his brother shout out.
“Go away you imbecile!”
“Loki we need to talk!” Thor shouted.
“There’s nothing to talk about! Now go back to your mortal and leave me be!”  Thor lifted his hammer then forcefully bust the door down and saw Loki jump from his bed as a book came flying out of his hands.  “What in the Hel name was that for!? You know nothing of privacy nor do you seem to understand the phrase ‘leave. Me. Alone’!”
“Loki, we need to talk about this, ever since Jane’s pregnancy, you’ve been insulting my unborn child. I would like to know why that is brother?”
“First of all, get it through your head that I’m NOT your brother! Second; this realm annoys me to no end and now to add more to my punishment here, you expect me to live in this confound building with a wet, dripping, noisy bildshnipe baby”.  Loki turned around and walked away as Thor then growled.
“That wet, dripping, noisy bildshnipe baby will be my future child, and your future niece or nephew”.
“Oh well then I shall have to practice my curtsy”.  Loki dripped out with sarcasm as he mocked a bow then turned back around and continued to walk away as Thor then roared at his brother.
“Don’t turn your back on my Loki!”
“Oh no Thor, perhaps you shouldn’t turn your back on me”.  Suddenly Loki was pinned to the wall and held by his arms by his brother as he snarled.
“Is that a challenge?!”
“Temper, temper Thor, I would dream of challenging you”. Thor growled softly then released his brother.  “Though that child maybe born one day, I will never take part in getting to know it, nor will I ever come to love it, because it’s a disgrace to even be birth by a father like you and a mortal woman as it’s mother”.
“LOKI!!!”  Thor charged at him but Loki disappeared into green light causing Thor to crash into the floor.  He growled as he fell for that trick again then he heard a voice say.
“Leave it point break, he’s not worth it anyways, don’t let him get to you”.  He looked up to see Tony outside the broken doorway.  He entered Loki’s room and helped Thor stand up as he said again, “don’t let him get to you Shakespeare, there’s one like him in every family, actually two in my family. And they always manage to ruin special occasions”  Tony patted his shoulder for comfort.
Thor sighed deeply and muttered to himself loudly enough for Tony to hear him,
“What am I going to do with him?”
“We could always make Bruce angry and let him have some fun like last time”. Tony suggested.
“Brother Tony!” Thor stated.
“Alright, alright, just suggesting. Oh yeah, can I make a request? If your baby is a boy mind naming him after yours truly?”  He said as he raised his hands up in defeat then continued as they both walked out of Loki’s room.  Thor laughed heartily as the two of them walked back to join the others back in the lounge room.
*FF to birth of baby*
Jane had woke up one evening due to her water being broke as her contractions began as she started panting and screaming in pain. Thor, Bruce and Pepper quickly got her to the emergency wing of the tower and got her ready for the birth. With Bruce as her doctor, Pepper as the midwife and Thor standing by as her partner all three of them coached Jane into the long labor.
After 14 hours of labor, Jane and Thor were finally proud parents.
Pepper cleaned their baby up and said as Bruce wrapped the baby up in a pink blanket.
“Thor, Jane, I’m proud to say you both have a beautiful, healthy baby girl”.  Jane and Thor smiled then Pepper handed the baby to Jane who held her baby close to her chest and Thor looked down at this little angel they had created and brought into this world.
“She’s so beautiful, just like her mother” Thor said softly as he looked at Jane and she looked up at him.  They kissed each other then looked down at their little girl.
“Do we have a name yet?” Pepper asked.
“We do, (y/n). (Y/f/n) (y/m/n) Thordottir”.  Jane stated. Bruce then printed out her birth certificate and said.
“Alright, everything is in order, she’s a healthy little thing, and now Jane I suggest you get some rest, Pepper and I will inform the others and allow you three some privacy”.  Pepper and Bruce then left the room leaving the happy family some alone time.
Jane kissed her daughter’s small head and whimpered out.
“I can’t believe she’s really here”/
“Neither can I Jane, but she’s finally here. (Y/f/n) (y/m/n) Thordottir”.  Jane sniffled then said,
“Want to hold your baby girl?” Thor looked at his wife and gently held out his arms and Jane passed their baby to him as she said, “mind her head”. And in his arms, she looked so tiny like the size of a newborn kitten that can fit into your palm.
“She’s so tiny,” he whispered then looked down and saw his newborn daughter wiggle slightly as she cooed out, “Hello little one, I’m your daddy”.  Jane smiled as tears of joy came down her face as she watched this lovely scene unfold then due to the labor exhaustion, she closed her eyes and fell asleep.
~FF a few weeks later~
Ever since the arrival of (y/n) the Avengers had all seemed to have changed.  They were much kinder, giddy, and almost down right happy all the time.  All the Avengers loved little (y/n) as she filled their days with sunshine and joy.  But one person was down right confused about how a little thing such as a baby could make a team of weirdos act so giddy and gay in Spring time.
Loki.
One morning he was in the lounge reading one of his copies of Shakespeare’s plays and he could hear the baby crying over the monitor that Tony had installed in JARVIS.  He took notice that the baby didn’t always cry and fuss like normal babies do but it still annoyed him ever now and then.
He shut his book and began to think to himself,
‘What is special about this baby?’ He stood up and something was telling him to go up to the nursery two levels up.  He didn’t even know why it was happening, but he felt himself walking towards the elevator and pressed the up button as he thought to himself again as the elevator took him up.
‘I just can’t understand. It must be something wonderful, it must be something grand. Cause everybody is smiling, in a kind and wistful way. And no one’s even noticed that I can easily cause mischief’. The elevator dinged and as he stepped out, he saw Tony and Clint whistling happily as they carried a tray of empty baby bottles and a trash can of dirty diapers.
They kept whistling as they past Loki and went down the elevator as giddy as a foul in Spring.
Now Loki was really intrigued.
‘What sorcery does this baby have anyway?’ He then heard the baby’s soft crying coming from down the hall.  So as not to get caught, he quickly turned himself into a black wolf and slowly stalked towards the room as he continued with his thoughts.
‘What sorcery does this babe have. I will find out today, what has these foolish Avengers, act. This. Way?’  He slowly crept up towards the door of the nursery and heard the soft coo of the new babe and slowly peaked inside but then retreated back as he saw Jane holding her newborn daughter in her arms walking around the room slowly rocking her.
Jane walked towards the nursery bed they had set up that stood next to the blue with pink ribbon crib and sat down on it as she began singing her baby to sleep as she rocked her back and forth gingerly.
La-la lu, La-la lu
Oh, my little star sweeper
I'll sweep the stardust for you
Loki crept inside the nursery hiding under one of the tables as he stared at Jane in awe as he remembered his own mother singing him to sleep just like that when he was a babe and a child.  He watched as Jane stood up and tucked the baby into her crib and gently began rocking it back and forth.
La-la lu, La-la lu
Little soft fluffy sleeper
Here comes a pink cloud for you
As Jane kept singing, Loki kept low to the ground as he now stood in front of the crib on the other side of Jane.  He was determined to see just what made this baby make the Avengers go so crazy, so without trying to be noticed by Jane, he raised his upper body to try and see the crib without being noticed to catch a glimpse of the babe.  Unaware that his brother stood behind him and could see this wolf trying to see the babe was his brother.  Thor reached out and touched his brother’s head making Loki flinch and lower himself to the ground baring his teeth.
La-la lu, La-la lu
Little wandering angel
Fold up your wings, close your eyes
Thor nodded in acceptance and Loki could now fully look into the cradle to see just what the fuss was about.  When Jane finally lifted the blanket to reveal the babe, when Loki finally saw the tiny thing wrapped up in pink.  His face felt warm, his heart raced and his felt all giddy inside.  
He quickly looked at his brother and Jane then back down at the babe and smiled a wolfish grin as his wolf tail began wagging happily.  He now knew why the Avengers were acting so giddy because of this babe.
She was just so darn cute.
La-la lu, La-la lu
And may love be your keeper
La-la lu, La-la lu, La-la lu
“There now, little star sweeper, dream on”. Jane whispered as she tucked her baby in.
The three of them smiled at each other then Thor gently rubbed his brother’s wolf head and Jane did as well as gently kiss behind his ear.  The couple then left Loki alone to get better acquainted with his little niece.  Loki wolf glowed a bright green and yellow light and soon appeared beside the crib in his normal form.
He smiled happily down at the little babe and gently picked her up and held the tiny thing in his arms as he walked towards the bed and sat down on it staring at this little thing in his arms.
“You know, I guess for once I was wrong. I thought you would be just like all the other babes I’ve seen in this world, noisy, spoiled, irritating, but ehehe, now looking at you; here like this, you are the most beautiful creature I’ve seen in all the nine realms. And I’m proud to be your uncle, my little Star sweeper”.  It was then the babe began to wake up, and staring up into Loki’s emerald eyes were the most beautiful (y/e/c) eyes he had ever seen.  
They gleamed just like the stars themselves.
Loki smiled lovingly for the first time it what seemed forever as the ice in his heart melted just from the first look into her eyes.  The baby cooed happily as she reached out for Loki’s face.
He softly laughed and lifted his index finger and gently poked her tiny button nose.  She grabbed onto Loki’s finger with a slightly strong grip.
“Ohh, you’re strong little one, I guess that comes from your father, thank Valhalla that you don’t look like him though, your beauty comes from your mother”.  Loki chuckled softly, the baby softly laughed as she again reached out for Loki’s face.
He smiled lovingly and nuzzled his nose against her chubby little cheek as he shoulder length hair gently tickled her face. Then the baby gently raised her hand up and cupped Loki’s cheek.
He suddenly froze in shock.
He looked down at his niece and saw her cooing lovingly as she smiled a gummy smile and babbled cutely in baby tongue. Now Loki truly felt his heart melting, tears fell down his face as he kissed his niece’s forehead and kept her tiny hand cupping his cheek.
“I’ll take care of you my little Star sweeper, I promise”.  He then peppered light kisses all over her face making her coo and gently tickled under her chin with his index finger making her laugh.  He smiled and tucked the baby into his arms and watched with loving eyes as she yawned tiredly then cooed as she nuzzled into her uncle’s chest, gripping his armor in a tiny little fist.
Loki laid backwards on the bed and stroked his niece’s head and wrapped a protective arm around her so that no one would steal her away from him then the two of them fell asleep together in the nursery room.
~FF 9 months later~
         Little (y/n) was growing up quite fast as she was now 9 months old, it was Winter once again in New York and now the Avengers had to get back to reality.  They were sent on missions for weeks, months at a time but they still made time for little (y/n) but the one who was almost always with her and would not let her go was none other than Uncle Loki himself.  
He had her practically hooked to his hip as he carried her around the tower, feeding her, rocking her to sleep, playing with her, and showing her his magic by conjuring up animals for her to play with like rabbits and butterflies.
But now came around the time when Jane and Thor had a science convention to go to for a three days weekend.  And it would be their first time being away from their baby for that long of a period.  All of the other Avengers were still out on missions and Pepper just recently got called away on business so they had no one to watch over their daughter.  Even though Thor asked Jane about Loki, she worried that Loki could just steal her away and make her his with the way he’s been protective and possessive over her.  
Jane wanted another babysitter to watch over Loki too to make sure he didn’t do anything reckless to their child, so she called up Erik and Darcy and they said they would be free and would come around Thursday when they had to leave.
Thor was currently packing up their bags for the plane ride to the convention in San Diego and Thor said as he zipped up the last suitcase while Loki just watched him with curiosity.
“Well, that should do it, hopefully this will be enough when we get to San Diego”.  Loki tilted his head in confusion as to why in the world they were leaving for San  Diego?  He then quickly left for the nursery to see Jane looking over their sleeping daughter who she had just put to bed in her crib. He walked on the other side of the crib and looked down at her as Thor whispered to his wife,
“Jane, Jane, we don’t have much time”.
“Thor I just can’t leave her, she’s still so small and helpless,” Loki leaned down against the crib and looked lovingly at his little niece but it quickly turned to anger and annoyance as Thor said.
“She’ll be alright,” Jane walked out of the nursery and Thor continued as he gently pushed his worrisome wife out of the nursery wing, “now come on, if she wakes up we’ll never get away”.
“But Thor I feel so guilty deserting her like this!”
“Nonsense”.  Loki looked at the door to see the parents of his own niece walking away then looked down worriedly at his niece.  His eyes quickly turned to rage as he disappeared from his niece’s side then quickly stood before Thor and Jane in the form of a Nightfury.  He snarled at Thor and Jane and glared at them with stilt pupil and wings out as far as he could expand them to make himself look menacing.
Loki knowing what it’s like being abandoned did not want his niece to be abandoned by her own parents making her feel unloved just like him.  If you’re going away you either take your child with you or not go at all.  And Loki was furious to thinking after these past months of taking care of her and loving her, it was all a trick just so they could go away to their stupid science convention.
“Brother, what is the meaning of this?”
“Oh Thor, he thinks we’re running out on her”. Jane stated chuckling softly. Thor gently placed his hand on his brother’s dragon head but Loki snarled and knocked his hand away but Thor placed his hand on his head as did Jane as Thor said.
“Oh don’t worry brother, we’ll be back in a couple of days”.
“And Darcy and Erik will be here,” Jane said. Loki’s pupils then began to dilate to appear more friendlier at Jane’s statement then Thor’s statement made him feel proud.
“And with you here to help them take care of her,”
‘Mr. and Mrs. Odinson, Darcy and Erik have arrived’ JARVIS stated.
“Oh and speaking of which,” Thor stated as Loki faded away down to the lobby to open the door as Jane gave the order to let JARIVS open the doors for Erik and Darcy.  Just before Loki could open the door, they opened and Darcy burst right in like a raging bull and Erik followed pursuit of Darcy unaware that they had slammed the door in on Loki.  He poked his head out and narrowed his eyes at the brunette airhead scientist and the genius who helped him with the New York invasion.
“Oh sorry we’re late guys, hope we haven’t kept you waiting!” Darcy said urgently.
“Here let me get your bags for you both,” Thor stated but Darcy interrupted by saying as she stripped herself of her jacket.
“Now, now, now no fussing we know our way around, on your way now, mustn’t miss your flight, have a good time and don’t worry about a thing. Goodbye guys goodbye, have a good time in San Diego!” Darcy said as she pushed them outside.  Loki stood beside her in wolf form as he watched Thor and Jane get into the car and wave goodbye then drove off.
The doors then closed and Loki was butted out unintentionally.
“Now to see that cutie goddaughter of mine!” Darcy cried out.  Loki’s ears perked at the mention of his niece and quickly phased into a tiny sparrow and flew up towards the vents and flew through them until he reached the nursery and saw Darcy and Erik standing over her crib cooing out in baby talk. Loki entered through the vents and stood by her crib and phased back to normal as he smiled down at her.
“Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie coo. Awww~ you adorable little—” Darcy gasped and cried out as she saw Loki standing right in front of her looking down at her goddaughter.  “God damnit what are you doing in here?! Go get out shoo! Shoo! Scat get away from my goddaughter!” Darcy hit Loki over the head with her purse.  As Loki ran out of the room, Darcy slammed the door loudly making little (y/n) cry loudly.
“Aww there, there now. Mama Darcy won’t let that mean old monster frighten you again, no, no, no, no”.  Loki heard Darcy coo as he tried to open the door but when he heard Darcy’s words, he felt crushed.
Monster.
Of course she would say that about him, but to hear her say that to his little niece crushed him.  He then sulked away from the nursery wing and went back into his room and laid on his bed and curled up in shame as he tried to stop his crying.
Surprisingly (y/n) hadn’t stopped crying ever since Darcy shooed Loki out from the nursery, Darcy and Erik tried everything they could to make her stop but nothing they did seemed to work.  By nightfall, they were exhausted and just gave up and heavily drunk themselves to sleep with Tony’s secret stash of alcohol.
When Loki kept hearing her crying over the baby monitor he couldn’t take it anymore. 
He couldn’t stand to hear his little niece in pain so he quickly ran towards the nursery but took notice of Darcy and Erik passed out with Tony’s alcohol bottles all over the place.  He shook his head in disgust then quickly teleported to the nursery and saw his niece screaming her head off.
Her little face was red and tearstains stains her cheeks like dried up glue.  He felt his heart clench as he walked right up to her and took her in his arms.
“Shhh, shhh, shhh, there, there now my little one, shhhh, stop your crying, I’m here now. Uncle Loki is here~” he cooed softly as he rocked his niece softly.  (Y/n) then stopped her loud crying and looked up at her uncle with soft hiccups.  He smiled and said as a bottle filled with milk appeared in his hands and he went to the rocking chair and sat down in it. “There’s my girl, there you are, yes my little dove”, he then began feeding her hoping that it would relief her of her hunger problems since it seems that she didn’t want to have Darcy or Erik feed her.
After her meal, he held her close to his chest where she snuggled into his armor breathing in his scent as she gently whimpered and softly fussed.
“Shhh, shh now, don’t cry. I’m here darling, I’m here, come on, come on” he held her to his shoulder as he gently patted her now forming light brown hair.  (Y/n) sniffled and her fussing died down to gentle coos as she gripped her uncle’s armor in her first.  “That’s my girl,” he separated her from his shoulder but held her out as he gently rubbed his nose against hers making her softly giggle.  “That’s how I like to see my little one, with a big smile on her face”. Loki then peppered kisses all over her head down into her neck blowing raspberries making her laugh.
He playfully growled as he laid down against the bed and raised her up with his hands cupping around her small waist then he began tickling her ribs as he kept her in the air making her laugh even more.
“Mhm, I love tickling my little lion cub, hearing her laugh makes me feel so happy inside” he brought her down and nuzzled his nose against her cheek as he also kissed her temple.  (Y/n) nuzzled under her uncle’s chin and felt herself beginning to relax as her body was telling her it was time for sleep but she began fussing to try and fight it off.
“Oh my darling, you must be tired from all that crying you’ve been doing all day, let’s get you into your crib”.  He walked over to her crib and went to set her down but she quickly grabbed his finger and fussed as tears began forming in her eyes once again.  Loki’s heart clenched then he came up with an idea.
He took (y/n) in his arms and teleported the two of them to his room and set her down on his bed and cuddled close beside her and summoned a child’s book in his hands.
“Would you like me to read you your favorite story little one?” (Y/n) cooed and babbled softly making Loki chuckle softly then he tucked her in his arm as he began to read her favorite story, “The Cat in the Hat”.
After the story, (y/n) was finally asleep as she was curled up into her uncle’s strong arm.  He smiled softly and covered the two of them up with the blanket then he whispered to his niece,
“Goodnight my little Star Sweeper, sleep well”.  He gave her one final kiss then like a protective wall, he wrapped himself around her and held her close to his chest.
~Extended Ending~
Darcy and Erik woke up sometime in the late afternoon to hear nothing but silence.
“Darcy do you hear anything?”
“No, you don’t think—” they quickly as they could raced to the nursery to see (y/n) but were shocked to see her not sleeping in her crib.  They only knew one person who could’ve had her.  They raced to Loki’s room but when they got there they were shocked at what they saw.
Loki was cuddling (y/n) as they both were sleeping. Darcy looked at her watch and saw that it was 10 minutes pasted (y/n)’s second naptime but Loki managed to handle it, and the fact that they weren’t woken up or had to suffer anymore crying once they woke up hung over.
“Well I’ll be—who would’ve thought”. Erik stated. Darcy smiled softly then said.
“Maybe I was wrong, maybe he does care about her, now I think I’ll believe what Jane says from now on”.
“Come on Darcy, I think we best leave them to rest”.
“Oh wait I wanna do something first!” She quickly went to her camera app on her phone and took a quick picture and posted it on Instagram and Twitter as well as Tumblr and titled it.
GOD OF MISCHIEF WITH BABY (how cute)
More fangirls got turned over to Loki’s army now than ever.
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