#this was a real idea that someone had

[mrmackquack]

Operation Vegetarian

Sounds: good, a modern plan, attack your meat eating head on

In Reality: oh no

#those poor cows #cattle #wwii #allies #axis #linseed #vegetarian #this was a real idea that someone had

[puppyeared]

beep beep im a sheep

speeddraw below the cut (audio warning)

song: "Cult of Dionysis" by The Orion Experience

#before anybody says anything i have never played cotl in my entire life and i dont plan to. but. crow showed me some narilamb art #and i. well.. HMMMMM kinda fruity if i do say so myself.. #also i wanted to play around with the lambs design and had fun basing their outfit a little on crusader armor. mostly the cloth in the fron #i dont think id last 10 minutes playing cotl. partly because i suck at strategy games and not hugely drawn to roguelike games #and partly because i think i would cry real tears if i had to sacrifice someone despite fully knowing theyre nonsentient npc characters #i must admit i think the world and gameplay mechanics are interesting.. havent watched any playthroughs but ive been skimming thru the #wiki pages. kindareminds me of binding of Isaac but i dont have the patience for those kinds of games sadly #also apparently u guys are getting a sex update so i feel like ill be in full blast of whatever comes out of that #i might draw god of death lamb because i kind of have an idea of what their horns would look like. but im gonna hate drawing an outfit ugh #noooo dont usurp god and reap destruction for generations to come youre so sexy haha #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl lambert #cotl fanart #my art #myart #videos #speeddraw #progress art

[ducks-love-peas]

yeah, erm, spelling - not their strong point.

#good omens #good omens 2 #goodomensedit #goodomensgifs #shax #s2e5 'the ball' #gifs #i made this #i just love shax's costumes and hair #i've had this idea for a gif of this scene for a while #someone else has probably already done it haha #i wish i were faster and had more time T_T #this was a real blood sweat and tears editing experience (k maybe not blood) #i learned some tricks for my poor girl's freeware-only gifmaking process tho! #rip the quality of the third gif :'( but i wanted to include the whole thing #(rip the quality in general sorry obvs still need to work on sharpening)

[mariatesstruther]

okay but sarah celebrating tommy every year for mother’s day

#who needs a mommy when you got a tommy #the first time shes does this its preschool teacher maria’s idea #shes four and mothers day is coming up and its usually a hard time for her so joel lets maria know just in case she has any behavioral issue #miss maria is like 🫡 i gotchu #she makes sure to emphasize to the kids that families are all different #they spend every day of may leading up to mother day reading books exploring diversity in families and talking about what mom really means #that it doesnt have to be the person who had you in their tummy or a girl or even a person we call mom #for example miss maria’s real mommy wasnt so nice growing up so miss marias TRUE mommy is just her daddy and her auntie rose #because those are the people that loved her no matter what and kept her safe and taken care of and fed #thats all mom is #it just means someone thats there for you every day and loves you and cares for you #someone who is one of your favorite people and who would say the same about you #all the kids go around and say who they think are their moms #mosy say some iteration of ‘mommy’ and ‘mama’ or ‘grammy’ #but then baby ellie says ‘tess and auntie marlene’ #and baby sarah says ‘uncle thommy’ #one of the other littles says ‘daddy and miss maria’ 😭 #and they all make heart cards for their mommy firgures #they cant write or really read anything but a few letters yet #(even though hyperlexic baby sarah does have pretty incredible letter recognition for her age) #so they tell miss maria what to write on their cards and then decorate with oil pastels #sarah’s says dear uncle tommy thank you for being my mommy you are so funny and i love when we play horsey and princesses. happy mommy day #when he picks her up at the end of the day shes like HI MOMMMMM all giggly and hes like ????? hi???? whats this???? OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT #and when he does and read it he literally drops to his knees to hug her and cry #because theres really nothing more precious than his little angel his baby his best girl #thats tommys DAUGHTER DO YALL UNDERSTAND?????? #miss maria watching them from the cubbies like: godDAMN theyre so cute #the next day tommy brings her a oat milk chai from her favorite coffee shop as a thank you because it meant a lot to him and shes like ???? #how did u know???? and hes like my brother and you ran into each other there last week yeah? he told me abt it i asked for your order #and shes like 🥹🥰🫠 thanks

[cutetanuki-chan]

okay, who let Marcy touch a cursed music box

#had an idea for Possessed Marcy au #Anne comes back to her hometown cause she got a job there #after a while she bumps on Sasha who she didn't see since highschool and they reconnect a bit and it's nice #tho no sign of Marcy someone says she moved away and Sasha confirms this rumor but still acts a bit shady #until one day Anne finds out that Marcy not only still in town but also that her and Sasha were together and used to live together #but it's not Marcy anymore the real Marcy is gone #amphibia #Marcy wu #darcy wu #art #amphibia au

[nibbelraz]

Falling back in love with your craft

#svsss #shang qinghua #scum villain #you know i think about how Shang Qinghua had an idea for PIDW and had to forgo it to cater to his fanbase #and how he met a reader that even if he shat on it loved his book and even helped to bring his real outline to life #i like to think he got back into writing in his new life and gets to make the stuff he wants #he's not pressured to do anything but create and just #fall in love with the process again #im projecting #✌️ but seriously it makes me insane to think about how even if shang Qinghua made that whole novel his number one hater still read it all #STILL loved part of the book so much #like it just makes me think theres always someone out there thatll see a peice of you in all your work and latch onto it to love #my art #nibbelraz

[hamartia-grander]

What if Vax'ildan had nicknamed himself Dan instead. The Terrifying Twins: Vex and Dan. "this is my new champion... Dan" -the Raven Queen, through gritted teeth.

#Hey it's 2am and I woke up from four hours of fitful sleep with this immediate idea #Fantasy world “hi my name is [Dan]” real #So sorry if someone's said this before #critical role vax #vox machina #vax'ildan #critical role #tbfh tho “Vax” is a horrible nickname I know the goal was that the twins had similar sounding nicknames but christ alive #Dan is just funny #the legend of vox machina #legend of vox machina #TLOVM #critical role memes

[towards-toramunda]

“Orym has feelings for Dorian” yes we knew that already look at any time he uses the sending stone “Orym is putting Dorian on a pedestal and mythologizing him” THANK YOU

They both deserved to be loved fully for who they are and not who others imagine them to be (and I’m so here for that storyline playing out)

#that shit HAD to be said #once Orym likes Dorian for who he is and not who he imagines to be I’ll be so here for do/rym BUT UNTIL THEN??? #critical role #orym of the air ashari #Dorian storm #(they both deserve better than someone loving the idea of them and not their entirety) #I love Orym he’s my lil guy my buddy my man but he’s such a dreamer that sometimes it can be a detriment to his real relationships #if that makes sense? idk I may have worded that wrong

[tswwwit]

How would bill feel if dipper reincarnated as an incubus?

Thrilled. Delighted. Tickled pink! Partly because hey! That's a great look for him! Inhuman and demonic and oh-so-cute. Another part because of all the demonic subtypes he could end up as, this one has to be the most ironic, a bit of him thrilled just because it's good to see him again -

And of course, a Big Ol' Chunk of delight for the other obvious reason.

#answers #Not thursday but vaguely thirst scented #Dipper is very very bad at being an incubus #That nerdy awkward affectation is cute and all until you realize it's REAL #Not playing a role just literally that awkward #The minute Bill gets a whiff of where Dipper's at this lifetime he's doing his hair and polishing up. Freshing up his breath. Strutting out #Well well welll look who happens to be a demon that feasts upon life force to survive! With a very *interesting* method! #What's that? Feel weird about draining people's lives out through their- ahem. Well no problem; Bill has the solution right here! #Don't wanna accidentally kill someone? Easy! Turns out Bill's magical reserves are downright inexhaustible! #A LOT of things about Bill are inexhaustible #Who wants a big ol' bite of Bill Cipher himself? That's right Dipper does now get over here #Dragging him off to Dipper's sheer confusion and mild terror #Bill has a Reputation and it's not always a good idea to get his attention #Don't worry DIpper; it all works out VERY well for you #I had a brief mental image of - well. You know those nude sushi things #Where someone naked acts as a table for the food #Yeah. Bill doing that except the sushi's not the main dish there; just for decoration #Dipper says raw fish kills the mood but he has no respect for aesthetic and drama

[sampegger]

omg hello everyone. now that i have people following me i would like to also let u all know that i DID in fact document my entire experience as someone watching the cw's supernatural in 2023 by briefly writing my thoughts in my notes app after every single episode in real time. PLEASE ask me to post my real time reaction to any episode and i will very gladly oblige. i have nothing else to do with them please they must go somewhere

#please it's such a long document it has to mean something to someone #i have no proof that i have not edited any of them since when i first wrote them but i swear to you they are untouched #you can watch me become a samgirl in real time #and also lose any faith i had in this show #i came into this with zero spoilers when i started this i had no idea i was documenting myself losing all hope #all of the episodes have about a paragraph except for ones that i just could not bring myself to care that much about #please i need to share these with the world #supernatural #spn #sam winchester #also ama i would LOVE to share anything you wish to know #as a victim of cw's supernatural in the year 2023

[kastsol]

The Fake Family Photo

(And the return of Elix the Eyeman)

#Elix the Eyeman #kastyoureyes #Illustration #Why is it fake? Apparitions are born from your eyes when you die #They don't have family #When they got shoved into living in the Real World someone had the bright idea of fitting in w fake childhoods #Hence this staged family photo #Which Elix is not happy abt AT ALL #Falseideals

[puppyeared]

fuck it. plaguesona

#i thought of this a couple weeks ago on the bus a couple seats away from someone loudly coughing into the open air #i think something snapped and i decided to make a fuckin. medieval ass plague sona. horseman of pestilence fursona #this is also why i was asking abt animals with medical symbolism.. originally i wanted a two headed snake like the staff of caduceus #but it turns out thats actually hermes symbol. the real symbol for medicine is the rod of asclepius which looks pretty similar #the difference is that theres only one snake and its twined around a stick. ironically mercy from overwatch's weapons are named after #the caduceus despite the misconception LMAOOO #snakes were the most consistent medicine related animal i could find even across multiple cultures so it couldve really worked #if i could actually draw scalies.. one of my earliest sketches had a cobra with a syringe at the end of its tail like a rattlesnake #and it had markings similar to the syringe tube but i didnt have much else going on so i scrapped it #i was also recommended animals with less obvious ties to medicine like jellyfish and horseshoe crabs and learned something new ^_^ #im not confident i could pull off a non-mammal furry but they were really good ideas i might put into smth else.. i also thought of #axolotls bc of their regenerative thing and growing back limbs but i think that would suit smth like a surgeon or amputation... #possums and bats were also an option bc theyre actually really resistant to most diseases like rabies but i feel like ppl wouldnt know that #if they saw it so it looks a little ironic at a glance. rabbits rats and mice were my second option bc of animal testing and lab rats #less obvious reference but the moon rabbit in chinese mythology is loosely connected to medicine bc it makes the elixir of life #otherwise lab mice in a pharmacy / modern medicine setting seemed fitting and jerboa tails remind me of cotton buds #and. ironically. jerboas are more closely related to elephants than rats and mice. can you believe it #my art #myart #my oc #sona #plaguesona #cottonbud #fur #furry art #character design #ref sheet #oc ref sheet

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Okay what if... Nicky got ordained... So that Sparrow and Rebecca could get married in secret... Because Henry and Mercedes didn't approve of a teenage wedding with a centrist... And Rebecca's parents had similar issues with Sparrow and his family's hippie and decidedly non-centrist ways... Romeo and Juliette style!

#Or: if Nicky had a nickel for every time he married some teenagers together he'd have two nickels which isn't much but- #dndads #and if by some chance someone has proposed this before woops! Woops! #I was actually thinking about lovesong before landing on this idea lol but I think this one is fun so I had to share #rebel teenage Sparrow is so real and true to me- and Rebecca deserves to get wild too methinks #dungeons and daddies #sparrow oak #sparrow oak garcia #nick foster #nicky freeman #rebecca swallows #Lark is feeling just fine he's feeling just fine about Sparrow's cool secret forbidden wedding with the girl he can't admit he likes he- #<- hey some of us like that ship leave me be lol

[mechawolfie]

had a sudden thought like ok what if I made a laikas comet oc and he was a dhole.. so I did that 👍🏾 his name is tucker

edit: ok I gave him colors

#smudgy.png #sfw furry #clean furry #laika's comet #laika's comet oc #oc drawing #oc: tucker #<- idk he just looks like a tucker #maybe ill change it who knows !! #anyway i dont have any Lore for him or anything i just thought itd be cute (i was correct)(honestly kinda sad i dont see anthro dholes) #i want to do smth w him bc i love him immediately . hes my son i just birthed him #the fabled mothers instinct that supposedly overtakes someone immediately after given birth is real and i felt it as soon as #i looked upon his beautiful fluffy face #the white fur on dholes chins/cheeks is his beard!!!!!! n hes transmasc!!!!!!!!btw #also i mso hungry but i had to get this idea out asap but ill go eat now byeeeee <3

[dolokhoded]

my one season 4 complaint is Where The Fuck Was Aneesa

#never have i ever #i really wish her and fabiola had stayed together them not working out didn't rlly serve any purpose to the plot for the new season #fabiola's new relationship was barely rlaborated upon. as expected. #and aneesa was basically written out she was barely even part of the group #plus that scene of them at the staircase talking about fab's robotics team. they still have so much chemistry and they were literally just #talking about robotics #i understand she's not a major character and she can't have a separate plotline to herself but she wasn't even involved in anyone else's #her and fabiola were cute together and she would've at least been part of the plot if they were still dating #allison was barely a character what was the point of writing some random new partner for fabiola when she already had a perfectly good #love interest #it just doesn't make sense to me. whi decided it would be a good idea for them to break up #was it just an opportunity to shove in a nonbinary character who had no personality and was just there as someone's s/o and call it #representation #cause there are Many better ways to have nonbinary rep than this #but ofc mindy kaling wouldn't give a shit about this. #n e ways for this support my nonbinary aneesa hc . it's real. #fabiola torres #aneesa qureshi #OR AT THE VERY LEAST SHE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN WITH PAXTON. SHE HAD THAT NICE HOT JOCK LINE AT THE END OF SEASON 3 #im fabneesa 4 life but i would honestly be haply with her dating paxton. they're both cool and they'd be fun together. and she deserves a #nice hot jock boyfriend.

[rosenecklaces]

the types of brain you need to have to really be the kind of person to hold elain and nesta age as a ¨gotcha!¨ as evidence that they are oh so terrible about their first interactions with feyre... one of them is just like one year older if not two than her... yall now that, right. thats common knowledge... right?

i want all of you to tell me if youre mind and maturity at 21-22 changed completely from your 18-19 self all of a sudden, quickly

#the archeron sisters #THEY Where THe olDERS thEY shOUld hAd donE mORE To tAKE caRE oF FEyre #feyre was a 19 years old... how the fuck yall expect early 20s summ to basically raise someone as grown as them #sure they could help. but we dont know if they didnt in the first place... someone had to do sum for the damn house and sure as hell wasnt #feyre. she literally told the reader that lol #all this people hating 1/2 of the archerons needs to a. learn what sibling relationships are like outside dysney movies #and b. gang up agaisnt the real bad guy of the story: their fucking lame neglectful shitty ass dad #and the equal shitty mom that raised them with clasist ideas and misogynist grooming futures for two of her kids #but shes dead so whatever the devil already took her #feyre archeron #elain archeron #nesta archeron