me after anyone asks if i can do literally anything:
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Imagine: Your british boy bestie is bleeding out on the floor from a stomach wound. You are trying your best to stitch him up. However, a few meters away, stands god himself, eating chips. He thinks your endeavors are funny and entertaining and is just here to be a pain in the ass
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hms deals with their fights through song and dance
"LOOK WHO IT IS THE SADDENED AND WEAK" *starts tapdancing*
"WHO WILL PAY THE TOLL? THE HEART, THE MIND, THE SOUL?" *all three of them spin like a ballerina at their name*
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y’all won’t believe who I just saw at pride 😐
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huh?! okay so what if I want to kiss you! so what if i want to deepen the kiss! so what if I want to taste you! so what if I want to hold you in my mouth! so what if I want to swallow! so what if i
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You shake your head at the tall brunet.
His lips are jutted into a pout and those eyes-those beautiful green eyes are begging you to take his side.
But those pretty green eyes weren’t going to get you this time.
“Eren, babe, c’mon. You know the drill. 3 words, 8 letters—“
“And you’re mine forever!” His mouth stretches into a toothy grin and he takes your hand and places a kiss on your knuckles. “I love you, (Y/N). I’ll say it again and again. I’ll always love you.”
“Sweet. But no.” You release an exasperated sigh as you gesture to Jean who’s holding an ice pack over his black eye and glaring at your boyfriend. You chide, “Not those three words. Try again.”
It’s Eren’s turn to breathe a frustrated sigh. “Fine, only for you.
He turns to Jean, “I am sorry—“ You’re about to nod approvingly, almost beaming at your boyfriend that he was able to set aside his pride. Key word, almost. “That you’re such a bitch-ass horse face that you go tattling on me to my girlfriend or have to ask my sister to step in to fight your battles!”
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kanha as brahman:
*indescribable, undefeatable, omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient, infinite, splendorous, all-encompassing...*
kanha as a kid:
HAA HAA HEE HEE
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Wuh-oh, looks like someone was a bit clumsy : )
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you made me love jebus aaaaaa idk what to do qnq
kiss him.
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