#this took me a literal hour i need help

[undergoing-mitosis]

Reasons Why You, a MCYT Fan, Should Vote Scar in the MCYTblr Sexyman Polls: An Essay By Me, a Person Who Dropped Essay-Based Subjects For a Reason

- he is a charisma bitch

- imagine how iconic it would be

- he is a hot guy (literally)

- and by that i don't mean a Sexy Guy™ i mean the sorta guy who would draw abs on his fake diamond armour to appear more buff

- we need the desert duo (scar vs grian) standoff. just think of the angst fanart. JUST THINK

- he's a little arson gremlin who cannot be trusted around fire

- remember the water bucket clutch in double life? remember it? remember that? had there ever been a sexier moment known to man

- techno could mlg in an instant. he is too skilled. scar could die at any second and that's what makes those moments so epic

- techno is way too epic to be demoted to the title of beating scar on the mcytblr sexyman polls.

- do it for the fan content

- techno rooters's reasonings are way to logical for a hellsite like tumblr. we scarians thrive off pure PASSION

- he charismatically bribed people with imaginary friendship points to gift him the clothes off their back. if there is something more tumblr sexyman please tell me. yes, see? you have nothing. there is nothing. that is it. (except maybe sans undertale's sheer existence but that's not relevant)

he swept the boards with the initial nominations. we can't let him down now. CMON MCYT FANS RISE UP AND GIVE SCAR THE VICTORY HE DESERVES, as, incase you were unaware, this victory is seriously under threat. (techno already got the victory he deserved from the techno vs dream duel, with his sheer brilliant knowledge of ancient china. cmon guys, it's scar's time to shine)

and who knows? you may just become scarred for life.

#mcytblr sexyman #gtws sweep #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #hermitcraft #mcyt #gtwscar #i am not immune to the good times #you are not immune to good times #we are not immune to the good times #the good times will prevail #but we need YOUR HELP #this took me a literal hour i need help

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Yall know whats crazy? I grew up in an actual haunted house lmao. Most of my friends wont even come over to my moms house now a days. My roommate hates it there

The phone is literally not plugged in to anything (it’s an older style that isnt wireless) and it will ring. And I mean it’s not plugged into the phone line or power.

Old clock chimes. Never mind that the chimes r just sitting in it not strung up.

Locked out? But that door is a deadbolt?

Ah yes the person who is standing in the kitchen looking out the window. Never mind that the sink and counter are in the way. (Got a photo of this one but the ghost only remained in it for a year before it disappeared)

Foot steps behind u in the hall? Don’t use the end bathroom then cause u will have no privacy. One of my friends had the door open then close while he was in there smh.

Random shadow hand covering up tour phone screen? Time to leave.

Don’t bring keyboards in this house if you aren’t ready to see them type. Don’t being computers if you don’t like the blue screen.

Do not sleep here unless you are ready to sleep like a coma so the ghost can’t wake you up at 2am.

Do not be here unless you are ready to be watched and never alone ( menacingly)

#no joke yall #she had a wireless phone that kept ringing so I took the battery out of it and it still kept ringing #I got locked out for hours then it let me back in once it got dark #ghost said go play outside child smh #the grounds are spooky too btw #the woods call to me #they say shes here help her she needs your help #and I listen but never go #sometimes #I am literally sitting jn my car outside my moms house too scared to go in but I was washing clothes here and I have to go in snd get them #for work #smh why wont anyone pick up my phone calls so I can have support with me

[youremyonlyhope]

Weird intense sertraline dreams are super real side effect.

#zoloft #sertraline #i just took a nap from like 9pm-ish to 11pm #i had a dream with a whole bunch of youtubers in it and i have no clue why #i think i made up like half of them just from names i've heard while others were people i either still watch or just used to watch #and there were LEVELS to this dream that i didn't even fully realize until like 30 minutes after waking up #like one youtuber was being called by another name yet they still had drama with another who was there #and it took me remembering the dream to realize that that drama was somewhat real but the different name made me not notice at first #it was WEIRD. also at one point i was living in like a campus or something but there were different climates like every 20 feet #like snow but also multiple pools and a weird like rollercoaster but you walk/slide in it... this is vaguely still coming back to me #also a weird sauna i was in then someone helped me out of it #and LITERALLY as if i was playing the sims i felt my consciousness almost like press buttons to change the POV #and the 'camera' left my eyes and moved to the outside of the sauna so i watched the person carry my sleeping body out #and i'm just NOW remembering that part and being like... what... i mean i literally intentionally changed the camera controls of my dream #guys i am hennaing my hair i was supposed to rinse it out at like 10:30ish but slept through that so i've had it in for an extra hour #which is fine. i like the more intense color. but i've been slowly remembering bits and pieces of this dream #for the last 45 minutes and it's so weird i need to somewhat document it #because it was like 4 different plotlines and the youtuber one was only one of them and the campus thing was another #oh my god i just remembered clark baxtresser from starkid was in the campus part and he was singing and i was like chasing him #through the rollercoaster (or maybe just sliding behind him?) and singing along and i think i dreamt that part due to VHS Christmas Carol #that JUST came back to me. that was such a weird aspect. i think i thought it was weird even in the moment. #i haven't remembered most of the weird sertraline dreams so i'm glad i put down bits of this one

[anglerfishenthusiast]

IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW OUP THIS WHOLE BUILLLDDDINNNGGG FUCKCIJNGNGIAUKGUXNQLFUSKSBARKABBRK BAKT BAKR BAKR VBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK VARK

#it must be nice to be a lead and do nothing but JERK YOUR DICK ALL SHIFT #YHAVING A DOGSHIT OF A TIME TODAY I LITERALLY HAVE HAD 10 MINUTES I FORCIBLY MADE TO CHILL OUT EARLIER AND OTHER THAN THAT #HAVE LITERALLY NOT STOPPED MOVING ALL SHIFT GETTING FORGOTTEN WHEN I ASK FOR HELP W SHIT AND GETTING #FUCKED OVER AND THEN HAVING THEM???? TELL ME I NEED TO BE DOING SHIT FASTER??????? #BUT THE SHIT IM NOT DOING FAST ENOUGH IS SHIT *THEYRE* SUPPOSED TO BE DOING *BEFORE MY SHIFT EVEN STARTS* #THAT KEEPS GETTING FOISTED OFF ONTO ME #I WILL KILL MYSELF AND EVERYONE IN THIS KITCHEN I SWEAR TO GOD #and 2 of our 3 leads TOOK THEIR LUMCH BREAK TOGETHER #WHILE THE OTHER ONES BEEN FULL M.I.A. FOR 2 HOURS #LEAVING ME WITH NO ASSISTANCE SCRAMBLING AROUND

[coldflasher]

currently experiencing The Horrors (thinking abt the fact that i have to start going into the office again from tomorrow)

this will either fix me entirely or cause me to descend so deeply into my burnout sinkhole that i will never be seen or heard from again

#regrettably i think maybe getting out of the house for a few hours might help. don't tell the ceo that #idk im having a really hard time keeping my head above water right now #i basically didn't have any time off last year just to do nothing. every holiday i took was to like. do an activity #like go to america or germany for cons or travel for a concert or some other event #whereas i usually use 75% of my time off to get some desperately needed rest #im really running on empty at this point but i really don't wanna use a bunch of my annual leave this early in the year #also i need to start learning how to say no to people #because last year i used probably 60% of my leave for other people #like. i used 2 weeks to go to washington with my brother as his 18th bday present. that was literally half my leave #and then i used another 3-4 days to visit relatives #and this year i was like 'im gonna be proper selfish with my a/l this year and use it ALL to do what i want to do' #then my mum rang me up and asked me to use a day of it to hang out with her and i said yes. like an idiot #like don't misunderstand me. i love my mum. but i already see her every weekend #and i also have to like. not tell her when i book leave for myself because she'll be like 'oh so we can do something!' #NO. PLEASE. LET ME ROT IN PEACE. #im just so frustrated that i im such a pushover and i already broke my promise to myself this early on #like. why can i not advocate for myself ever. why can i not just. disappoint people. and have that be okay. #personal

[grinchwrapsupreme]

Hi its me your boss. Just came to say i know i didnt train or support or guide you at any step in the process but why did you fuck it up so bad lol are you stupid or something? Ok good luck fixing it bye

#gonna tear my boss's head off #just 2 more weeks i just have to get through 2 more weeks #i literally just asked if there could be time to test something i the theatre we're actually going to be in #and instead of giving me a time we could probably do it #he said it should have been done here where its free instead of in a building where it costs 300 bucks #and i pointed out we did try it here we just dont have the space or equipment to do it properly which means we couldnt do nearly enough in #the time provided he told me yeah he was surprised at how long it took and i should have been more organized in what i gavethe tech #like hello??? we did the best we could inthetime and space allowed #i gavehim everything he needed and ittook forever to do because the space and equipment #is NOT designed to do what we need to do #and you scheduled it so we only had an hour to try it out #and you havethe fucking audacity to complein that we didnt try itthe way you wanted to try it like #babe #you were inthe room why didnt you suggest it or ask or literally do anything but stand there thinking about how you cld have done it better #like my position is literally designed for me to learn from you so can you fucking teach me something? please? #instead of treating me like an autonomous arm that does the stuff you dont want to do? #im literally sitting here asking for your help and you use it as an excuse to tell me how badly i did fuck you #'can we try it on site?' 'you should have gotten it done here :^/' okay??? and???? we're here now #we've reached thispoint #so can we PLEASE just push forward unless you actually want to act like the mentor youre supposed to be #anyways sorry im really looking forward to being done at this job

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

ive been playing. so much sky:cotl its so cute im in love w it

#ended up on there for THREE GODDAMN HOURS it is currently 130 am i have to be up at like 6am tmr #but i didnt want to leave bc 2 random super hih level players asked to be my friend #and then took me around to get a bunch of spirits together #ive affectionately named them dirk and roxy... i hope i can find them again they made my whole night so happy #i literally just started playing the game yesterday and i alreasy have a TON of emotes just from these guys helping me out..... #its so fuxking cute.......... i miss them already #sigh........ i need 2 sleep tho.... maybe they will be online next time <3 #anyway. hey mutuals if u want to play sky cotl with me. please. lleaseplease im in love with it #i need 2 figure out how to get more outfits. i need more outfits so bad

[brood-mother]

some clown in the admin department didn't process my paperwork fast enough (or at all) so I got emergency taxed on my already small paycheque, now I have less than £100 for the rest of the month to pay my gas & electric, my broadband, my mobile, my bus ticket, get any Xmas stuff, and feed two people. STRESSED.

#They took 250 off me like bro I barely make 900pm as it is wtf #I get it back in April but I need it now??? #I literally don't know what I'm going to do #My partner works for cine world so he's been getting half his usual hours as they're facing bankruptcy #And for most of those hours recently he's been too sick to go in so he can't even help #merry FUCKING Christmas to me I guess 🙃

[kil9]

whenever creepy guys talk to me i just wanna be like "im a man ykno, youre gay now. fucker"

#99.txt #creepy freak customer today =_=;; #i took his order im like ''will u be getting anything else :)'' hes like ''yeah whatever you want'' #keep in mind he is old and gross #im like ''lol. ok so thats it then'' & hes like ''ill get u something. im a nice guy you know !!!'' ha ha 😐 heres ur total. buddy #and i hand him his receipt go ''have a nice day (:'' hes like ''what? you just told me to have a nice day ?'' #im like ''yep (:'' he literally goes. ''well how about a nice night?'' EUGH 🤢🤢🤢 #im just like ''. ok ..'' #he pulls out all the FUCKEN coins #like ''i wanna tip u can i tip u'' im like. ''u can tip. the jar. over there'' #one by one the fucking coins. making jokes about it while he goes im like. ok goodbye leave. #before he leaves hes like ''whats your name :)'' im like OHHH MY FUCKING.GOD #and he fucken read it on my nametag before i can cover it or smth =_= buddy GET OUT #then he came back like an hour later too ououoguggh #besties help we need to kill him

[lavender---sunshine]

I hate how I can't do anything without my mom's sarcastic or "helpful" comment on it

#i have to get stuff done on Sundays as i don't really have time during the week #today we went to check out the farmers market near me and when we got home to drop off the groceries i crashed #took a 4 hour nap #but i get about 5 hours of sleep on weekdays #im obviously not getting enough rest but she made fun of me for sleeping #even though she took a nap too :( #i was like oh do you still wanna go to the store with me #and she was like yeah but in order to go to the store you actually need to get off the couch #like...dont be sarcastic with me about getting extra sleep. i have 2 full time jobs #that i wouldn't need if my parents had just decided to move to Arizona and do nothing to help me here #and Im tired all the time #she also expects me to clean house Sundays but gets home at 5:30 during the week and does nothing until going to sleep at 11 #we're literally overrun by ants right now because she wouldn't take out the trash #and she saw this huge line of them and didn't do anything #my parents are hoarders so theres still so much to get clean and i need help but i also need to sleep #ugh

[jtbb]

im gonna murder someone

#had a mandarin final to finish #tried working in my room but it was too cold #went outside but then my laptop keys were too hot to touch and sun was in my eyes #vced w ***** for like an hour which was great but took up more time #kept feeling like there was something inside i needed to do or something before i could start my homework #got some snacks which was nice but did not help #literally felt like there was something physically blocking me from starting it was fucking miserable #got too cold went back inside also cold inside so couldnt rlly do anything for the rest of the evening #i wrote like 3 sentences in total #out of the 8 paragraphs i need #aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuughhh #and now its 12:30 am. #also vc was hard bc mind went blank every few sentences while i was trying to talk #maybe i just need sleep??????? #body will not physically allow me to sleep more than 8 hours these days but i know 8 hours isnt enough for me so idk!! #good night i guess #i had smething i was gonna ask xenon but now that hes awake i forget 😭😭😭 #euthanize me

[thursdayg1rl]

literally forget abt my period every single time....

#god. im not even joking when I say I want my uterus removed I can't keep living like this #had the most terrible morning #first I thought there was blood in my stool and I had collect`l cancer like my mum before realising it was my period #so I went downstairs took paracetamol and started making my breakfast and my tummy was hurting more and #I was making my tea when I just thought that I didn't even want it and I felt really sick #and I got really hot and started sweating and I couldn't see (?) and kept hearing a ringing sound #so I just sat down and waited for it to go #then I realised it just came back whenever I got up so I was like I need to go back to my room so I went #and I had to go to the toilet again and I saw myself in the mirror and I was. yellow #there was no colour in my lips or anything I was quite literally yellow #so I got scared and asked my sister to help and she got me water and ibuprofen #so I just waited for the pain to go its mostly gone now this was like half an hour ago #yeah in conclusion my uterus needs to go im not doing this again

[samglyph]

I’m in hell

#personal #ok so basically my dad was supposed to fly down on Tuesday to help me pack up and take me home #but on Sunday he tested positive for covid #he was feeling better on Monday and Tuesday so he elected fo drive down instead on Wednesday #because he didn’t want to interact with people if he was still contagious #and now he’s literally two hours away but he took a test and guess what! he is still positive! #meaning I can’t interact with him! and the only flights home are out of tampa #which I have no way of getting to #since it’s an hour away by car and an Uber would be both out of budget and very risky #god am I considering just sitting in my fathers car with a mask on and the windows down for 12 hours. maybe #grr why he didn’t just let me mom come down to help us beyond me but no mister I need to be in control of everything just had to do it himse #I wanna cry I don’t know what to do every option sucks

[scare-ard--sleigh]

ohhhhhhhhhh my goddddddddd and now the fucking t*ble t*nnis guy is passive aggressively up my ass : \

#work stuff #silver jelly #'i've noticed editing has slowed down...' first of all ;;; i was editing the 3.5k words of incomprehensible nonsense because you all #won't hire real writers for almost TWO HOURS on friday. i skipped Yesterday. you sent that message at 10 AM when i HAD one of those #fucking awful awful articles on my roster for today. so that's what;;;; 1 work day unaccounted for? fuck off #secondly; you assholes REFUSE to tell me how much you're expecting from me; you just fucking yell at us when we're not going #'fast enough' when you WON'T EVEN TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS #this is an internal fucking site and we have REAL clients with REAL ACTUAL deadlines ;;; this is not !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a priority to me!!!!!!! #thirdly; ;;;; i took this project AS A FAVOR to someone who's on maternity leave. i did not even want it. she fucking told me 'ohhh you're #the only one i trust' when there's ... literally ;;; another editor on this who is her best friend from childhood or whatever . #like manipulating me; basically; into taking this project (and she didn't even need to; i wanted the hours anyway) #STILL; ;;; it's not something i picked; it's not something i even particularly wanted to do !!!!! #and it's endless shit;; every god damn week it's some version of 'is everything okay? you're slowing down?' like yeah bro i got other work! #jesus fucking CHRIST i just cannot !!!!! #i sent a message in the chat i straight up said 'i try to do one of these a day but i don't feel like it's enough so please tell me what #your expectations are' and if he dodges i'm saying 'an approximate number would be really helpful' like fuck dude i don't CARE if #you tell me you need 10 of these by the end of the week -- i can maybe even make that happen but this isn't fucking working !!!! #@god please get me out of here holy shit .