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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016
Jon Rafman
White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm
59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in
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your dash has been blessed by HAPPY RAT! you will now have a HAPPY DAY!!!
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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Ever hear an Andean cock of the rock before? Probably not, or maybe you have and didn't realise it, because they sound quite a bit like a kookaburra!
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Anastasia Trusova (@atrusovaartist) on Instagram: “acrylic on canvas 40 * 50 cm “light of Aurora"”
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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that
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Finally watched the Addams Family Values recently! and honestly. my main takeaway is
Debbie slays. And Joan Cusack is a QUEEN
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Remind me to vent about Fuck Ass Bob on here one day
#for context hes a close friend of my parents and i hate him like a lot like so much#i think hes fucking his sister#i blame him for the location my parents moved to#hes selfish and full of himself#and if bob got taken by 100000 hornets one day know that it was my doing
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