every morning i wake up and every morning i delete pathetic lil pissbaby youtube comments that say something like this its honestly a highlight of my morning
i feel like the unhinged drawfee episodes were the ones where an in-episode bit got so self referential it became funny nonsense. now we're just opening with "bobby hill jablinski"
I’ll be honest i HATE the way the QSMP fanbase is treating Gegg and Tallulah.
Like Gegg literally just appears, bro hasn’t done a single thing and people start talking about how they want him to die 😭 ?? And Tallulah starts feeling insecure trough no fault of Gegg and the Gegg tag just EXPLODES with hate.
I’m a big petty baby and i don’t like seeing /neg in the tags bro.
It just kinda feels like tallulahs the golden child who can do no wrong and Geggs the scapegoat who’s blamed for everything, and i feel like people are already taking it too far
me, getting into lovejoy: ok I never liked the dsmp but this wilbur guy's band seems cool, he's such a perfect tumblr indie frontman, let's see what he does for on his online carree—
wilbur soot on twitch dot com: *beatboxing* hey you wanna see some fucking MEMES?! *default fortnite dance* *minecraft parkour* *shockingly good acting when he needs to* fuck uhhhh shitpenis :] also I am a cultist and a chef and I robbed a fucking bank but it's okay because I'm sowwwy OwO
I’m just scrolling the Bdubs mini-trend on twitter and it’s like people freaking out over him learning what a keysmash is or what weird fandom vocab is, but like you fools. Let him continue. Let him learn the weird fandom things.
You just know he’s eventually going to start saying those things on the server at least a little and we’ll get to watch the occasional confusion of other not terminally-online(affectionate) hermits who don’t understand why on EARTH Bdubs just typed “ajljkkjlask” in chat when they died to a creeper, or why Bdubs called their frog a “scrunkle” and then flew away without an explanation.
I can't wait until Mike logs back on. His character being brainwashed is objectively bad but he is so so funny like that. The flossing instead of doing the orange justice. The drama of getting Fit to hit him and then running to Pac to say he was being murdered really got me. Brainwashed to be cringefail in the most entertaining possible way.
Welll.
It started with him commenting on the calf cam for his drums
then it went to how according to Xisumas latest videos thumbnail, certain types of Minecraft skins could get you banned.
Then he joked that Naked and Scared was screwed
then he asked if nips on a Minecraft skin was okay
then he remembered that his naked and scared skin does not in fact, have nipples. Only Skizz does.
Then he "made up" a story about how his character lost his nips
Turns out it's just a more extreme version of his own nip story. Which was the one about his nipple piercing. And how it got caught on a backpack zipper. the MC version was that instead of just hurting like a bitch, it ripped his nips off. Also, there were two instead of one.
THEN it turns out that the last time he talked about his nips he was working on the EXACT SAME FARM (Wheat, now Potato and Carrot) THAT HE'S WORKING ON NOW.
And T H E N. Someone commented on the uh. the shape. of the farm. And that was why nips were coming up. Farm looks like a boob.
AND THEN IMPULSE SAID HE NEEDED A DESIGN FOR THE TOP OF THAT FARM. AND CHAT STARTED SUGGESTING A NIPPLE. IMPULSE SAID HE WASN'T GONNA DO IT...
THEN HE GOT BULLIED BY CHAT INTO DOING IT BECAUSE HE'S A PUSHOVER
SO HE DID IT. AND THEN CHANGED IT TO AN ACTUAL DESIGN.
AND HE KEEPS BRINGING THE NIPS UP. BECAUSE HE CANNOT LET GO.
that's it that's the nip story. good heavens.