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to2llynottoby · 6 months
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what if it was lake wobegoon
Well, it's been another quiet week in Lake Wobegoon Minnesota, my old hometown, the little town that time forgot. It's a hard time of year out there on the prairie, very cool temperatures out there. Water becomes solid at much warmer temperatures than the ones they're getting right now and of course water's mostly what we are. So you feel a sort of tired heaviness. This wasn't a problem for the Varulv boy of course because this week he decided to have his very first transformation you see and his folks were very proud. The fur coat really helps beat the winter chill out there. They're having a dinner over at the Lutheran church to celebrate. Plenty of venison as the young man mauled a good five, six deer out there in the moonlight. Doggy bags will be provided so the meat doesn't go to waste. I didn't mean for the doggy bag thing to be a joke but it just sort of came out that way. But they're very proud. Said it couldn't have happened on a better night because the missus' bridge game was cancelled and she was able to help him through it, and that's lovely. A very personal time for a mother.
Jeremy Flats and his wife however aren't taking the cold so well, being from outer space and all you'd think a Minnesota winter wouldn't compare to the uh, you know the empty vacuum of space but they, well they say it's about the same if they're being honest. You know those little hooded cape things they always wear are awfully stylish in the summer but they catch the wind there and. Well and those two are so skinny you know I heard Ralph say he saw one of em near get carried away by a strong gust. Yup, found Mrs. Flats hanging onto the cathedral over at Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility and they had to get the big ladder out, which you know Ralph loves to do. Offered to sell them some regular wools so's at least they wouldn't take off like that but they really seem married to that whole look. Who am I to judge them, I don't like those itchy wools either, never did.
Anyway that's the news from lake Wobegoon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.
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sweetercalypso · 4 months
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"She doesn't even go here!"
Ellie, Dina, and Jesse x Mean Girls
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allisonsylvine · 10 months
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someone asked me for a ninja genderbend, here’s zane for now :3
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feydfuckernation · 8 months
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just noticed your (new?) icon. bless that is good
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You like Sondheim? His early work was a little too Rodgers and Hammerstein for my taste. But when Sweeney Todd came out in '79, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a boost. He's been compared to Andrew Lloyd Webber, but I think Stephen has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '23, Thomas Kail released this; Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, a full scale revival of the original text and score, complete with a 26-piece orchestra for the first time since 1982. I think the undisputed masterpiece is "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd." A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about Sweeney's personal reputation! It's also a Shakespearean chorus and a warning in the form of a prologue about the story, the tragedy even that's about to unfold before our eyes. Hey Paul!
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feelslikegold · 2 months
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thinking of my gf tonight 😔
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actualbird · 10 months
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c'mon bro don't spoil the bible it's only been out since 700 bce! that's way too soon!
maaaaaan, if you havent caught up yet at this point, just check out a speedrun of the bible's general concept! theres a rlly good speedrun one called the sacrament of the eucharist, more commonly known as "mass"
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inkykeiji · 2 months
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I'm sorry but dabi looks sooo hot in the S7 trailer and I just. Imagines him storming into your blog, seeing you simping for all these new men and just dragging you out by your ear like 😡 can't leave you alone for five minutes, a TV, really? 😆
HAHAHAHA his hair looks soooo fluffy and it just <333 makes me wanna pet him and thread my fingers through the tufts and pull >:) bUT ANYWAY HEHE THIS IS SO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT????? because he so would. he’s storming through the doors with his big black boots shouting at the top of his lungs, just bellowing, all i can’t take my eyes off of you for a goddamn second, can i!? and then he is indeed knotting his knuckles in my hair and dragging me off to remind me of who i belong to and all of that fun stuff~
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allamericansbitch · 4 months
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Not my blog being put on an anti-Taylor list 💀💀💀
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ccuriousmischieff · 14 days
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Why are you adorably friend shaped?
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southconfessionpark · 2 months
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someone needs to give eric a real good taste of his own sh*t
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emberglowfox · 1 month
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Masking overload ... :(
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LMAOO you're all good dude no worries
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ultipoter · 2 months
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Hi! Gotta say a few days ago I started pokemon ex because of your volo posting, and now just got a copy of pla 😭 I can't wait to meet this rat man (thank u for sharing about ur blorbo I'm chewing and rotating him in my head now)
Oh my GOD my Category 5 Volo event has actual influence???? SKDGH ANON I'M EXTREMELY FLATTERED... GO MEET THE RAT MAN. Enjoy him. Join the brainrot. You can trust him, he's a friend. Trust me, trust me.
Seriously though, I'm giggling and kicking my feet, I'm so flattered that my ceaseless posting about him made you want to get to know him omg ;_;
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cry4mina · 2 months
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wanted 2 let u no i came 2 part 4 so thank u
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every time i see you in my notifications i point it out to my friends. all my friends know about tumblr user xx tommy coolattas boobs 420 xx. do what you will with this knowledge
LOOK MA I'M FAMOUS !! SOON THE WHOLE WORLDS GONNA KNOW MY URL!
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Your hunger au leaves me in a famished state. Which is to say, if you had bones, I'd chew on them. /pos -💮
IF???? HEY ANON WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING BONES
ANON?????
ANON WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BONES
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wmnylander · 3 months
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miss wmnylander i hope your ready to gif later
my super legal copy of photoshop watching the leafs schedule an auston blueprint ep
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