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they hate to see a white girl winning, obviously

wat da hell???? thats so messed up quueen im sorry should i kill yhem

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hey man you have a preddy good blog

wuh... nuh uh.. you camt say that.....

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Interesting how she never posts about you though.

>he doesn't know about the intercomplicated series of esoteric cyphers in her posts signalling me to break into her house and kidnap her sometime in the coming weeks

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it smells like upshawty in here...

as a great woman once said, thank you for giving me this opportunity to stink :)

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what do you want your last meal to be man

im never going to die so this is a moot point

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smiple as

HI THERE NEIGHBOR

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are you left handed

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NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT 26 WHAT

yeah dog i'm old as balls it's crazy

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i want trump to do the navy seals copypasta

didn't do the whole thing but i got the important stuff in lol

thanks for the prompt!! hahaha

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not beating the jakey allegations

i am being killed to death. its so over (worth it)

#lmao #thanks hon #to2lly not asks

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panera lemonade when

Merry Christmas you filthy animal

#to2lly not asks #lol thanks for reminding me to do this

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Ooooh, I see how it is. Everybody make fun of the single mom just trying to make his own gosh dang way in the world! Weeeeeeell I don't have to take this from you, little missy. You'll see! Me and little Donald Kaczynski are gonna do just fine!

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wake up babe! it's time for killing your too death!

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Nobody told me waifu was up for grabs

*guy who is definitely ever going to get a girlfriend voice* today i will refer to a woman as "up for grabs"

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us ^

soooo true!! i would not even kill you if i was hired to for sure for sure

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