#this is unhinged someone stop me

[granhairdo]

patron minette characters and what position i think they sleep in

(this is my play on the les amis as... meme)

babet:

gueulemer:

montparnasse:

claquesous:

#this is unhinged someone stop me #les mis #i probably will reblog this with some affiliates too lmao #get me off this website it’s 2 in the morning

[bakuliwrites]

Archduke of Baldur's Gate? Oh, you mean my big tiddy goth girlfriend? My Final Fantasy villain reject? My 40 year old gamer who subsists off of mountain dew and doritos? My skrunkly little tyrant? My struggling actor in an early 2000's hair product commercial? My ride-or-die Durge simp? The man that proposed to me with a Taco Bell hot sauce packet? My precious Gorty? My wife? My-

#i could go on #the number of things I have called enver gortash is endless #enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #i am deeply unhinged about this man #all of this is affectionate of course #I saw someone call him a cheesy Gordita crunch in a tag once and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since #I think one of the first things I said to my brother about Gortash is that he gives me Taco Bell vibes #which is not a bad thing #I fucking love Taco Bell #do it Gort #propose to me in a Taco Bell with a hot sauce packet #durgetash #durge x gortash #gortash

[the-woman-upstairs]

Lassen shoots his shot right out there in front of the entire crew and Freddie’s only response is “Hmmmmm….try harder :) :) :)”

#what’s funny is how Lassen is 100% ready to take that challenge #like sorry on the list of most unhinged ways to respond to a crewmate’s sudden interest in you #’you’ll have to catch me first’ is way up there #ministry of ungentlemanly warfare #anders lassen #i also laugh so hard every time at appleyard’s incredibly loud ANYWAY #hey can someone help me i’m developing brainrot over two characters in a guy ritchie film and their ten seconds of flirting #guy ritchie when i find you… #how dare you just give me *ONE* scene of intense flirting between the two most unhinged members of the crew #played by two incredibly attractive actors #costume design went crazy in that film- alan ritchson always looks one flex away from busting through his shirts #someone stop me from seeing it again…even tho i just saw it again

[bakubunny]

let's be real. izuku whines every single time you suck his cock. his breath catches so easily and quickly just feeling you stroke his dick through his pants, yet it only gets better when you touch him, kiss him, lick him. his lip is quivering and his hands are so shaky when they're not gripped tightly in your hair. you can see the pretty tears on izuku's lashes when it's too much but it feels too good, he doesn't want you to stop. his sweet voice is so adorable that it sends a shiver down your body and makes your cunt tighten and flutter with need. his shaky whines contrast with the words on his lips that somehow don't stop spilling out even with how much he's moaning. "you suck my cock so fucking good, baby. just like that. fuck, i love you so much. don't stop, don't fucking stop, please...."

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#aged up characters #i admit it #i've seen the light about whiny subby pro!deku #someone got me on to king akira and my god #his pro!bkg is top tier but i fell apart so hard and unexpectedly when i got to pro!deku #i thought i needed izuku before but like #i am absolutely wrecked #feral #foaming at the mouth #so entirely unwell that i'm not sure i can recover #someone stop me before i say smth unhinged and wildly inappropriate #i know i said i wasn't putting out anything new but i can't sleep and this is what's on my mind #bnha smut #mha smut #midoriya izuku #x reader #midoriya x reader #midoriya smut #deku smut #millennialmagicalgirl #bakubunny

[yikes-all-over]

RWRB is the Merlin Reincarnation we all needed and now I can't stop thinking about it and I'm obsessed, someone help.

True king of Albion is back, still fighting to serve his people and keep his love.

And of course the prince falls in love first, he's been waiting thousands of years.

#red white & royal blue #red white and royal blue #rwrb #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #merlin #bbc merthur #merthur #merlin x arthur #arthur pendragon #This is absolutely insane #Someone stop me but also write me at least 20 fics on this #What do you mean it unhinged?? You think I don't know?

[lingy910y]

Galladrabbles

@deathclassic’s @galladrabbles prompt, safe & sound by tonight alive screams s6 desperate and obsessive mickey :]

ihateyouihateyouihateyou

you’re always on my mind.

i know i see you through rose-tinted glasses, but i wouldn’t want you to be anything more or less.

i see you when i stare at the ceiling. my tear ducts do nothing to stop your face from blurring. i’m scared i’ll forget what you look like.

if i close my eyes, i dream myself into thinking we still have something. we weren't safe, but you were okay with that.

doyousTillwAnTME? d o i s t i l l o v e r w h e l m y o u r l i f e ?

tell me a white lie.

#someone stop me from becoming too unhinged #galladrabbles #no127 #gallavich #mickey milkovich #shameless us

[gallifreyan-ginger-sociopath]

How many fics is too many to post in like three days? Asking for a me.

Also, at what point should I collect the Pining Creature™ drabbles into one multi-chapter fic instead of posting them separately?

I don't want to feel like I'm hogging the Lisa Frankenstein AO3 tag honestly. But it's so hard because I can't stop writing.

#lisa frankenstein #i cant stop writing for this #somene talk me out of doing a full rewrite please i work so much and im losing sleep #but im going to see it again today and im planning to take notes so i can get more accuracy in fics #someone please messge me about this if you're willing to listen to my unhinged ramblings #you get the bonus (curse) of reading things before i post them #and watching me comb through 80s and goth song lyrics for titles

[hawnks]

My hair is curly but VERY dry so it can also be kind of inflexible and I have this one broken gray hair that’s just short enough to stick straight up like a pickmin

#today I stopped by my fave coffee shop in my home town and I haven’t been there in a few weeks becuase busy #and they got my order wrong so I was like oh hey I think I ordered a large #and the barista was like oh yeah. u usually get a large right. #and I was like 👁️👄👁️ #PLEASE DONT REMEMBER ME #I honestly hate being a ‘regular’ but I have a very memorable appearance I guess? #so I AM a regular after going to the same place like twice #trying to figure out if they remember me becuase I am so strange and beautiful or if it is because I am a little weirdo #someone from my highschool who I never even knew ran into me the other day and recognized me WITH A MASK ON #what is it about me…… #my rat aura #if you made it through these unhinged tags we are kissing so tenderly #squawk tag

[clownjacket]

If Kipperlilly DOES end up betraying Porter/Jace as part of a secret other scheme she has (whether good or evil) and it has to do with saving Lucy, I just know she’s going to be a bitch about it and pull a ‘sorry, I only save High Five Heroes’ before leaving her other friends to die or some shit. And then she will take her final form: Magic Betty from Adventure Time, betraying her allies and saving her frost gf at the expense of the world. It would also parallel what Ankarna is going through (‘your girlfriend’s out of town, it sucks’, becoming a little imperialist rage machine under the influence of Porter/Sunstone but not being able to fully turn on Lucy despite going against her values and turning into a violent weirdo). This is my wish. My dream. I am manifesting it. Magic Betty Kipperlilly I believe in you.

#I am currently painting clown makeup on my face rn but this is what I’ve been rooting for from the beginning so let me dream #Come on though she HAS to have some other shit going on though right? #She was DEFINITLY in that temple when the Bad Kids said Ankarna’s name #Brennan literally rolled #and we know she was in Porter’s office #so WHY hadn’t she told him Ankarna’s real name yet? We know he genuinely believed Fig found it #Also the BKs couldn’t see who was in the window during the Wanda Childa scene #Which one of the RGs has invisibility? #HMMMM #Wanda saying ‘Kipperlilly? Why are you doing this? Is it because you’re jealous?’ before getting carried off by a fake Porter would let KP #know ‘okay they FULLY saw what happened after I killed Buddy and are onto us’ which would cause her to follow them to the temple #Also…if NONE of the Rat Grinders knew Ankarna’s name then what did Lucy write on her form to change her divinity??? #We KNOW it was Ankarna’s name and not the ‘symbol representing her’ because no one could see it BECAUSE the god was dead and no one alive #knew her name #Which means Lucy HAD TO HAVE KNOWN and was keeping it from the others right? #And when she died and didn’t come back they were fucked because they couldn’t even check the form anymore #But #Brennan also said that if Porter WASNT using Devil’s Honey and genuinely believed in Rage And Conquest goddess Ankarna instead of just her #domain then he and his ritual would (maybe) bring her back instead of killing her permenantly so he can take her domain #And idk #A powerful goddess of rage and conquest who despite everything can’t be turned against her sister and ex #who’s resurrection would mean the rune could be broken and Lucy can come back to life #One who has (or had) a personal vendetta against at least one of the bad kids #and a personal vendetta against the people who led to Lucy’s death #that sounds pretty appealing to someone as spiteful and obsessive as Kipperlilly doesn’t it #especially after her best (maybe only real) friend died and didn’t come back #especially if she stayed dead specifically to stop Porter #Again I’m putting my clown makeup on but I don’t want her to be secretly good or anything just unhinged and gay and a parallel to Ankarna #Please world let me have this I’m on my knees #dimension 20

[puppygirlgirldick]

for the purposes of reading porn, i am now considering myself a trans girl who somehow has a cervix and a womb. if people can't be arsed to write smut without referencing wombs and cervixes and making specific note of somebody having both a vagina and an asshole or write shit like "all three holes" then i am just gonna get high enough to forget that i ain't got that kinda equipment.

#this is a complaint but it is a complaint that will also lead to me feeding my breeding kink #so it's a win win situation really #but no for real it's twenty fuckin 24. write inclusive porn. it's not that fucking hard. or just #be up front. and say your shit isn't for transfems (or for pre/non-op ones). that's fine. sometimes shit isn't for you (me) and that's fine #i might think your kinda jerk. but in the same way that i think someone getting pizza delivered to their house is a jerk cuz i don't get an #not the end of the world. #just kinda sucks to get halfway through something relatable and then whoops here's a reminder y'all weren't thinking about trans women agai #maybe that's a me thing not being able to imagine having that equipment and more weed will fix it. i'll be testing that theory #the tags are longer than the post at this point because i am unhinged and i cannot be stopped. sorry.

[tightjeansjavi]

@thetriumphantpanda & @cavillscurls and I are talking about animated animals that we’re attracted to in our discord chat. Me being myself had to take it a step further and throw my favorite Pedro boys into the mix (naturally)

Joel Miller is either Spirit the horse OR Bambi’s dad 🐴 🦌

Look at bro

In Charlie’s own words, “the stag could get it”

Now Javier Peña is very obviously Nick Wilde from Zootopia..

OR hear me out..Kovu from the lion king 2 bc C’MON

Finally, our favorite trash panda Mr. Dieter Bravo is Tramp from Lady and the Tramp

OR Thomas O’Malley the alley cat from Aristocats (purr)

I’m open to discussion and I am still questioning why I made this LOL

#listen just hear me out #yeah I’m unhinged but #these make so much sense in my head #Pedro boys as animated animals #can someone stop me please

[kg-clark-inthedark]

my roman empire is when in dh2 you take out the first guard you encounter after you leave the tower in a long day in dunwall and if you’re playing as Corvo he says “traitorous dog” or “disloyal dog”

#the disgust in his voice 🫣 #also sometimes he says you’re not fit to wear that watch uniform #and I’m like ugh #like no we’ve rehearsed this #I’ve been a bad dog remember?? #someone isolate this voice line for me so I can stop watch playthroughs for this specific reason #yeah this is unhinged but #when they said sexualize that old man I took my orders to HEART okay?

[bookshelfpassageway]

the piklopedia is making me want pikmin spinoff games where it's just like. focused on the natural lives of the pikmin enemies. i want those creature in a zoo/pet sim. I want to breed and raise Fancy Bulborbs and take them to Fancy Bulborb shows and decorate their enclosure with cute and enriching objects as i raise up a simulated colony of them and watch them play out googly eyed meerkat manor. I want to raise a breadbug like its a nintendog. i want pokemon snap but i get to see a snagret preening. i want a nature documentary about PNF 404 as narrated by david attenborough. Is that so much to ask

#i wonder how many spec bio people spent too much time in the ye olde piklopedia as kids #its making me feel things #also given the unhinged amount of castaways in 4 i am almost certain someone with the bad idea of Fancy Bulborb will end up on PNF404 #or someone who wants to start a zoo #pikmin #pikmin 4 #this game is good but ughhhhh completing the dandori battles is much less fun than the dandori challenges #stop splitting the screen so i have an iphones width of FOV challenge #let me see where all the SHIT is! #my posts

[timelordian-disaster-126]

Me: currently lying in my bed fighting for my life trying to stop myself from making a cross over my 2 biggest hyperfixations rn.. which are Doctor who and Hannibal. Someone stop me plz cause you guys already know who I would be making Will and Hannibal 👁👄👁 but like..its October..and I have ideaaaas 👀

#doctor who fandom #doctor who #i'm unhinged #crossover #I just love the murder husbands #hannibal #this is my therapy #someone stop me #classic doctor who

[loki-hargreeves]

What if Steven ran into Shrek and Donkey in the woods? 👀

#someone take the internet away from me #I'm feeling VERY unhinged #it's probably the covid and all the meds I've taken... #can't stop #need to stop #or else I'll cause shroki 2 #shitpost o'clock

[ohtobemare]

the extreme lack of simon templar content from the saint 1997 is obscene and it's taking everything i have to refrain from starting another WIP because literally he's the love of my life rn

#the saint 1997 #val kilmer #simon templar #someone stop me im unhinged and have no business writing another wip