#the number of things I have called enver gortash is endless

[bakuliwrites]

Archduke of Baldur's Gate? Oh, you mean my big tiddy goth girlfriend? My Final Fantasy villain reject? My 40 year old gamer who subsists off of mountain dew and doritos? My skrunkly little tyrant? My struggling actor in an early 2000's hair product commercial? My ride-or-die Durge simp? The man that proposed to me with a Taco Bell hot sauce packet? My precious Gorty? My wife? My-

#i could go on #the number of things I have called enver gortash is endless #enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #i am deeply unhinged about this man #all of this is affectionate of course #I saw someone call him a cheesy Gordita crunch in a tag once and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since #I think one of the first things I said to my brother about Gortash is that he gives me Taco Bell vibes #which is not a bad thing #I fucking love Taco Bell #do it Gort #propose to me in a Taco Bell with a hot sauce packet #durgetash #durge x gortash #gortash