#I fucking love Taco Bell

[bakuliwrites]

Archduke of Baldur's Gate? Oh, you mean my big tiddy goth girlfriend? My Final Fantasy villain reject? My 40 year old gamer who subsists off of mountain dew and doritos? My skrunkly little tyrant? My struggling actor in an early 2000's hair product commercial? My ride-or-die Durge simp? The man that proposed to me with a Taco Bell hot sauce packet? My precious Gorty? My wife? My-

#i could go on #the number of things I have called enver gortash is endless #enver gortash #lord gortash #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #i am deeply unhinged about this man #all of this is affectionate of course #I saw someone call him a cheesy Gordita crunch in a tag once and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since #I think one of the first things I said to my brother about Gortash is that he gives me Taco Bell vibes #which is not a bad thing #I fucking love Taco Bell #do it Gort #propose to me in a Taco Bell with a hot sauce packet #durgetash #durge x gortash #gortash

[shitpostingsystem]

baja blast is love baja blast is life

#also steak quesadillas #i fucking love taco bell

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Ridiculous obscure OJV headcanon:

Kyle (freshman year yeeting disorder recovery era) logging that he “vanquished a quesadilla” into the Recovery Record app and his therapist being all “… so you ate a quesadilla is what you’re saying, that’s great but can we use more direct terminology” lmfaoooo and he 100% phrased it like that bc he had FaceTimed Stan for meal support and when he held up the crumpled wrapper his fantasy dork best friend went “HELL YEAH DUDE YOU DEFEATED IT” bc Stan may not get it but he knows his sbf was seeing that shit as a foe to be battled, like it’s not just a tortilla with cheese. These two losers I adore them.

#them #south park #style #OrangeJuiceVerse #yes this is bc I just vanquished a quesadilla wow we love nutrients #yes I almost passed out at work earlier bc I’m fucking stupid and have a goddamn eating disorder #my partner has discovered that one thing I’ll eat is Taco Bell cheese quesadillas with a shit ton of Diablo sauce #so I’m not tempted to panic and throw it up in fear of something bad happening if I digest something lmfaoooo #he got out of the shower and went ‘hey honey did you eat while I was gone’ #and i triumphantly held up the wrapper and said ‘I vanquished this shit’ #god why am i like this #and why did I South Park all over it

[boxwinebaddie]

my gay sons having matching personality appropriate unhealthily obsessed codependent jewelry check!

#nina speaks #that hc did things to my brain i cannot undo #also yes stans was 10 dollars at a mall kiosk #like 15 minutes before his show #and kyles was 300 dollars #and he planned it for weeks #im crying #your honor!!! #i can see raven eating taco bell on the phone like broooo oh my god i will be Right There hang onnnnnnn >:/ #like ooh ooh can i have the cool fancy curly font and OOH WILL U PUT IT IN A HEART THATS SO SICK!!!! #and jersey on the phone w marcus neiman #calling like every two hours for updates #fucking maddogging their front porch #and it literally shows up right when kyle gets in the shower so when he finally comes out stan is Holding The Package #squinting at it like kyle this was on our porch #but idk do u think it’s the neighbors it says like mariah newman on it????? *squints again* *frowns in dyslexia* #do u know a mariah?? CUE JERSEY EXTREMELY LOUD NERVOUS LAUGHING LIKE hAHA ILL GET IT TO HER THX BB #LIKEW WHEW! #I LOVE U DYSLEXIA #RAVENSTAN PUTTING THE SEXY IN DYSLEXIA ALWAYS #truly the ceo of being sexy and dyslexxxy ;) #jersey meticulously pacing their apartment trying on five diff outfits draping himself over every arm rest and surface #trying to figure out what way looks like the most nonchalant for when stan walks in and he has to pretend hes unbothered #and kyle was like you just wore a choker with my intial on it on live tv and didn't tell me and stans like oh my god!! i DID tell you #or fuck okay i was Going To but there was a really cute dog and i took a selfie w/ her and then i ran out of space and while #i was trying to free up space in my phone my phone died but i didnt have time to charge it before the concert but!!!! #surprise!!!! do u like it cccc: #and jersey is like Don't Worry #You'll Know When You Get Home ;) xx #AASAAaAAAAaA GAAAAAAAAY PEOPLE!!!!

[pierswife]

There's a reason why we've been stuck with each other for 10+ years

#love her to bits <3 still don't know how I lucked out with such an amazing gal to call my literal platonic soul mate #me her and her boyfriend legit make the most chaotic trio it's so much fun #especially when me and her bf watch the game awards together we get so into it glshkdjw there was one time she left the room /lh #btw if I ever told you the “my wife yelled across the taco bell ”YOU'RE A FUCKING BRAT“ at full volume” #yeah that's her #I yelled back “YOU FUCKIN KNOW IT” with a big ass smile btw before swinging right into a “Hi thanks for stoppin'! How can I help you :D” #I was on drive thru that night fkajdkwh #data log: personal #that's my fuckin platonic life partner I love her so so much I'd kill for them #and they'd kill for me <3

[mer-se]

💡💡💡💡💡

#mine #wndr #originally had tickets for yesterday and when we showed up yesterday they weren’t open yet…. #I didn’t get the email #and I bought them a while ago so I was like . #but they let us in and gave us free tokens and we talked to them for a bit and watched people setting up the decorations #was actually pretty cool and they said we can come back tomorrow instead of waiting until next wk even though it was sold out #obviously their favorites #they’re all so fucking nice in there though it’s crazy the girl even gave us extra time in one of the rooms #wasnt even a fully wasted trip yesterday tho we walked around the commons and got portraits drawn and bonded with the guy lol #anyways the place is cool #one of them got my motion sickness a lil bit but I still loved it #I’m in a Taco Bell coma goodbye

[heartshapedtrap]

just hung out w friends for five hours and feltso full of whimsy I could pass out <333 I miss them so bad already but I get to see them tomorrow tooooo

#like it wasn’t even planned we just talked on the phone then met up at **** house chatted while our other two friends made us friendship #bracelets and watched the cat be silly with a bowl of water that was like two hours of us doing that #then agroup car ride (I love when we do this sm it’s like my favorite part when we hang out) skin to skin in a tiny fucking car laughing #talking listening to music on our way to Taco Bell then rode around taking scenic routes b4 gas station break to like pee n buy snacks :33 #flicked up another scenic route went to the epic park w the cool playground n reminisced about how it felt like being a kid again at 1am #I’m convinced all these fuckers are neurodivergent bc not one of them can go without stemming and ***** fucking climbing on top of the every #single thing LMFAO doing backflips off of swings and stuff too I had like an insane amount of whatever bc I skipped like the entire time #just to idk be silly and **** joined in :))) switches seats in the car and went to another park then rode in the car again to more scenic #routes and all the way back to **** house to get our stuff and each driveour cars back home <3 #we group hugged at the epic park and the moment was so surreal bc we all were close to crying especially ******* like I love my fwends sm i #cannot even properly describe how happy they make me feel like sonearnestly so #I weirdly felt closer to ***** tonight too probably bc we indulged **** antics together and were skin to skin in the backseat of the car #like having to fasten each others seatsbelt his arm awkwardly behind me n out the window that close n how alike we are… #OH WAIT him and **** buzzed their hair like days before n it really hit me that I haven’t seen him w shirt hair since I’ve first known him #when we all were once coworkers together and it’s like a fond memory now and crazy to think about how we’ve all grown together as friends #ok done being sappy now b4 I actually fucking cry like eyes are on the brink as I type :p #* #personal #heartshapedtrap #can y’all tell I left my journal at home… and needed to like remember how happy I’ve felt since seeing friends <3 #omggg i forgot to mention how they all cheered and were like happy for me during the scenic car ride that I’m almost certain im lesbian #still unsure of myself but I think that’s probably the closest label idk I just feel really happy that they support me nomatter what yaknow

[vulcannic]

it’s mine and mikes 8yr anniversary :’)

#he has to work but after we are going to order a bunch of taco bell #and watch hunt for the wilderpeople #8 years that is so fucking wild i love that goofy guy #text #mine and mike’s? mike and i’s? neither of these sound right but you get what i’m saying so whatever #wait actually can somebody tell which is the right way so i don’t embarrass myself when i post about it elsewhere akhajajs

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Eating a banana cuz I had acid reflux pretty bad last night and bananas are supposed to help

Offered a bite to chewby cuz I used to share banana with layla and she loved it

Chewby took one sniff, made a face, and walked away

Ive never met a dog that won't eat any kind of fruit lol

#she'd probably try it if it had peanut butter on it #its fun having a dog that spent the first 3 years of her life eating nothing but taco bell and whatever food scraps she got from her #dads friends (mostly just meat and bones) so we get to introduce her to new foods #so far she wont really eat any fruit or vegetables #unless they have a lot of sauce or meat juices on them #she'd never even had peanut butter before we got her #she loves it now #also that banana tasted like it had alcohol in it which is sketchy #which maybe thats why she didnt want it #which is fair #it didnt hit me til i was already halfway done with it #its possible its just a bad taste in my mouth #idk i dont like bananas that much tbh #at least by themselves #these bananas are scary #its been like 10 minutes since i finished it and the peel had been bright yellow still and after 10 minutes its completely brown #what the fuck #this better not upset my stomach again #like ik i dont eat bananas often but im like 90% sure the peel doesnt usually brown that fast after ive finished the banana #its so mushy now what the fuck #ope ive attracted a fruit fly #i might bury it in the pot with my trees for compost

[shitpostingsystem]

live laugh taco bell

#shitpost #taco bell #i fucking love taco bell #baja blast is peak

[rosicheeks]

😌

#I love love love this specific Taco Bell near me #when I come at night and I’m just getting a lil treat for myself #I get a Baja blast freeze cause FUCK SO GOOD #and sometimes they give it to me for free #like guysssss #🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #Taco Bell employees who have ever given me a free drink ily ily ily #I was fully planning on pay #but they gave me a free one tonight #and asked if I would do a survey #and I just got done filling it out #cause of course I’ll do a survey if you give me a free freeze like thank you bless you ily #shut up rosie

[boxwinebaddie]

raven for sure owns chunky af slippers that are like dinosaur or bear feet (he definitely has bunny slippers that's out of question) I KNOW HE WOULD WEAR THAT OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE, like roaming the streets of NY in his giant dinosaur feet shaped slippers.

okay, so listen: i just saved a pin to the stan board that really just encapsulates the energy of this ask perfectly. omg. cozy king tbh.

…but this is The Ask Ever.

This is the REALEST ask.

oh my God, this is my fAVORITE ask — tbh any ask about offstage boyfail cryptid celebrity ravenstan when he’s not in the deceptively hot sexy rockstar getup and is just in his civilian clothes and by that i mean the most obscenely embarrassing crusty musty dusty oversized, hole-filled, stain covered ratty ass stan marsh pijamas ever at all waking ( half asleep ) hours is my favorite ask bc i love my beautiful disgusting son — but ur so right about him fkn terrorizing the mean nyc streets in his crazy, chunky animal slippers like that is such a messy, unhinged offduty celebeauty king RavenStan Concept.

( which is honestly just a #stancore concept because horrifically dying of sudden sbf lovesickness chapter 9 pep!stan hobbled miserably to wendys house in his gigantic cringey novelty terrance & phillip house slippers so raven could run amock in his big fluffy a-list bender boy flipper slippers from faux bad boy hangover hell )

which, okay, i will say he probably does have a couple pairs ( he always has to have alternates at the ready bc he is my adhd angel baby and loses everything he owns bc he never puts his stuff back where it goes — shoes specifically, he litrally flings those fuckers off into the abyss ) and totally has the massive bear/dino feet…BUT!

all my stans are mermen and enjoy large bodies of water, specifically the ocean ( yes this is funny to me bc kyle hates/fears the ocean ). and i feel like he really likes…Sharks, for some reason? because they are cool and very misunderstood!!

( all leopard sharks do remind him of jersey btw <3 )

but with that said, i think the most iconic and signature ravenstan walk of shame slippers are these very cheap, cute but comically large cartoon memory foam shark slides that he ordered off the internet w the platinum company card when no1 was looking smh and also bought this gigantic matching shark hoodie…AKA...

The Shoodie and…

…smh….

The SharChanclas.

( yes, i’m crying. )

wHICH HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR IN PUBLIC BTW!!! management literally shits a brick anytime stan goes anywhere unsupervised bc he’s such a PR nightmare…i just know they’re shaking their heads bc how does the most drop dead gorgeous man ever with one of the most hauntingly beautiful voices of our generation go from looking like he sells out stadiums all over the world to sELLING CrAcK??? LIKE SHSJSK?!??

but u know what!!! everyones a hater tbh i am a lover of weird boy stan!!! if exhausted raccoon eyed dramatic crybaby anime eboy sharchancla stan has one fan ITS ME!!!! HES PRETTY TO ME! pretty fucking lame but I DIGRESS!!! HES CUTE!!!

like his big slouchy sleepy boy hoodies!! the metal teeshirts!! the little half up half down hot boy hair style!! ( i am Obsessed w it like when his hair is not all in his eyes and u can see them and his bone structure and his eye freckle and his dimples & stuff…truly…immaculate ) NOT TO MENTION THE BIG PANTS LIKE!!! ALL STAN WANTS TO DO IS WEAR THE GIGANTIC PANTS AND NO ONE WILL LET HIM!!! >:((( </3

sweet, swagless, baggy sweatpants stan being comfortable at home as himself and not oversexualized on stage as raunchy rockstar boy raven of cd means so much to me…I LOVE U BB.

my man did not die for you all to not let him LIVE!!!!! free ravenstan

BUT ANYWAYS!!! back to the sharchanclas which istg, stan just be rolling up to the studio at 6am like an hour late on Crim in the standana w the cat boy headphones around his neck, wearing the shark hoodie, the slip knot pijama pants and the fucking sharchanclas like sorry im late i didn’t want to fucking Come!

and management is like raven…what the FUCK are u wearing and he’s like ??? hello what do u mean?? the shoodie and the sharchanclas Obviously and they’re like tHE WHAT??-?/?/??/

HEEEEEELPSHAKSK THEYRE SO MAD AT HIM

they’re like raven u can’t wear stuff like that Outside you have to look Hot and he’s just PERO LIKE ITS SO COLD AND IM COMFY???

they’re like please tell me no one saw u in that!!!!!!! and he’s like dude *calls all of management d00d* no ofc not! i drove right here!!

*sweats* he’s such a bad liar sober im literally so

bECAUSE UPON CLOSER INSPECTION MANAGEMENT IS LIKE RAVEN IS THAT DIABLO SAUCE IN UR HAIR???????? OMG DID U STOP FOR TACO BELL??? AGAIN??? RAVENSTAN WE ONLY HAVE ONE HOUR IN THE RECORDING STUDIO U WERE 45 MINUTES LATE WE HAVE 15 MINUTES TO RECORD UR VOCALS WHICH IS BAD ENOUGH BUT ALSO U LOOK INSANE AND WHY IS THERE A TIKTOK OF YOU DOING DOUGHNUTS A RANDOM WYOMING TACO BELL DRIVE THRU !!! IN !!! THE SHAR—WHATEVERS!!!

and he’s like the sharChanclas!!!! >:(( and being a celebrity is so DUMB like it’s always noooo raven u can’t wear ur sick ass pajamas to the recording studio even tho ur super tired bc it’s unprofessional !! and nooo raven u know ur not supposed to stop for taco bell even tho it’s six am and ur starving like??? this sucks ASS bro fml ://///

( free raven…my man has millions of $ n literally just wants fast food and his weird silly temu purchases for five dollars and to SLEEP :( )

which he did…eventually go back to sleep right after he crushed that 15 minute recording session btw like he was sooo grouchy and sleep deprived still dropped fire in that studio i am obsessed with him he really did the bare minimum, produced a banger and was like LMAOOO OK CAN I GO NOW ZZZZ hsjskss

he’s such an icon…also i just know kyle is so fucking confused bc all the major google searches involving raven are like majorly edgy things like the Coke Scandal he backed kenny for so kyles like yeah whatever that tracks 4 him but then all these smaller articles just have him like w his acoustic guitar at the children’s hospital in silly scrubs taking requests from kids w cancer/making them laugh...

him carrying an old ladies groceries to her car and tying her shoes for her in the pajama jeans and the big sunglasses and getting kissed on the cheek, him dying his hair purple for domestic violence awareness month and reading that all of his slutty boy halloween shenanigans at last years shows were not just a sick cash grab but were all going towards women’s shelters and dv charities 4 his bday ;-;;;

and jerseykyle is like??? HUH????

is this photoshopped what the fuck is he Wearing but why does it actually not matter bc he’s smiling he looks happy he’s kind of glowing? Wow? and that’s so Nice??? and EWEWEWEHEJSK eW

my man is fighting demons and the demons are having a crush on a mainstream celebrity ALSO THE LOST LOVE OF UR LIFE HELLO???

whose clothes kyle Does steal when they’re Hating like 25/8, tyvm!!! like ok he cannot wear the sharchanclas but istg that man is guilty of coming out of his room in the blondies haus wearing the big orange stanime shirt and the shoodie and stans pj pants n his headphones humming cd under his breath, going to water suzie in the morning, responding to stans cute boy buenos dias mi amor~ <3 voice message and sending back the sleepy good morning zeeskiet :* how are u i stole the shoodie voice message AW cute...cringe...my boys

( i do think they send a lot of voice messages — stan cannot spell and kyle types like a crazy robot so it just works better but also it’s nice to hear eachothers voices esp when stan is on tour and uh there are definetely…various…kinds of voice messages some more incriminating than others…more on that later tho… )

AND EVERYONE IS IN THE LIVING ROOM FUCKING CRACKING UP DYING LIKE LOSING THEIR MIIINDS LIKE WOOOOW U JUST GOT CAUGHT SIMPING IN 4K IN THE sHOooDie BITCH!!! KYLE BROFLOVSKI DAWN SPAWN BREAKING NEWS SOUND THE ALARMS DID SOME1 HEAR A WHIP CRACK OR IS THAT JUST KYLE

& he Did threaten to violently kill everyone after that don’t worry…but what matters is that he did it powered by pure hatred and of course...

In the Shoodie <3

true love, true hate, same difference, right?

-uncle nina, captain of the weird stan ship and sharchancla nation

#im sorry this ask is really unhinged but for some reason #this just feels right to me #also sorry i do love making the pinterest collages like someones 45 year old aunt smh they are fun #also i love u weird boy stan w the pinned back hair and the big baggy clothes obscured from societys harsh glare #u are so beautiful for me u are so fucking strange and odd and i love you good for you baby #also hes so funny hes so bad at being a celebrity hes like dawg this is so whack i just want tAcO BeLl :////////// #anyways i hope u laughed #i am of sharchancla nation #i love stan #also i love cute domestic jersey kyle he is super evil on the outside bc hes actually so sweet and warm on the inside my bb #also yeah they do send a lot of interesting voice messages #no one hack into ravens icloud i beg omg #but listen something abt stan being like the most beautiful person on planet earth and also so fkn gross is so funny to me #like management was like wow he is so pretty and he can sing this is perfect and now theyre like HOLD UP WAIT ACTUALLY TAKE HIM BACK PLEASE

[iwilltranscend]

sjdbsjsjd oh my players hated the monster they dubbed Sparky <3

he was such a bitch and trapped 3/4 of them in a video game and did send motorized bikes after the one not (that almost got much darker than it was meant to!) and it began as a turn based rpg and then a trivia game and then deal or no deal and then he did bring them all back into the real world and kept monologuing at them and then he did get his screen smashed in <3

bastard <3

#anyone this is what i meant yesterday about drawing a little guy even if you're not v good ! because there's my bastard ! #also a player did fucking konami code him #and then poured orange gatorade on him #and the vampire did bite through one of his cords #ummm hmm what else yeah no jade did literally almost get caught in a fnaf style situation #they all got taco bell after i fucking love them #oh yeah the nerfed him in game and he was like 'TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH GOD' and zapped them back to the real world #and then i did start playing megalovania because im annoyin sldfkjslfdjlsf #vitality springs #rip (reeses in pieces)

[pierswife]

I was supposed to be asleep like 2 hours ago but I'm just too fucking giddy over Mr Cringefail. Like literally kicking my feet in bed, giggling and grinning ear to ear giddy. Like don't get me wrong I love all of my F/Os so so much but I don't think I've been this giddy since Flavio and thst was 3 yesrs sgo now which... ngl kinda says something huh–

#like of course I get giddy over my other f/os I mean hell I descended so far back onto albedo I themed my blog around him #but the last time I fell for someone hard enough to fuck up my sleeping schedule was Flavio #granted back then I worked night shift at a taco bell and not a 7-3 where I have to get up at 5:30am for it kfjwiw #I'll be fine I'll just be bad and get an energy drink tomorrow morning and nap on my breaks #but wow holy fucking shit this dude really just went “hey hey you want a little goofball on yout mind 24/7?” then absolutely clocked me #manda won't say she's in love #please ignore that I'm awake kgjwjehw

[energyprison]

We gotta do something about the way dog owners behave. No other pet owner is just bringin the pet wherever the fuck they go all the time but for some reason with dog owners they think its fine if they bring their dog to the gym and taco bell and whatever. And you invite a dog owner to your house where youve got your own pets youve got your dog and your cats and whatever it is you have and this dog owner shows up at your door like "oh i brought my dog i hope thats okay hes so sweet youll love him" and it is always the most untrained poorly behaved agressive animal that has ever lived. And we all have to pretend like its acceptable behaviour well im sick of it

[robotiv]

i hate reblogging popular posts that ask questions and then putting my answers in the tags it makes me feel silly. i don’t know why. i love seeing other people’s answers but when i do it it’s bad. anyways all of this to say that saw a post like “ur married to ur phone background how fucked r u” and my phone background is that official art of maki and kaede so. slay. and then my lock screen is a sailor moon collage. so. pretty based i think. i wish i was asleep right now

#adri.txt #i Need to stop getting baja blast from taco bell #it fucks with my sleep … so bad ….. #ive been awake since i had that baja blast. i think. i actually might’ve fallen asleep maybe. #i have no concept of time. and i also am not present in the moment #it’s been 13 hours since the baja blasy please free me from ur clutches #i am NOT having a blast right now ….. #they need to make caffeine free baja blast. i love the taste of it. but the caffeine …….. #sick and twisted .