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#this is my saw trap
rabbivole · 4 months
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my graphics professor is telling us to find groups for the self-directed final project, which is fairly open-ended; he suggests either some kind of informational video about a topic or a small interactive unity thing
i know what i want to do, which is a small proof-of-concept for a photography game ala interior worlds, umurangi generation, etc. this feels relatively attainable and would also demonstrate some unity/3d graphics concepts; a zoom on a camera is just a fragment shader, and you can do other fun photo filters/effects with convolutions and shit. i originally wanted to do this in VR when it was an idea i had for the VR class. having to hold your controllers in front of your face like you're taking a picture would be cute and i think i know how to implement that. however i'd have to borrow a quest from the department and uuuuggghh who has the energy (plus i'd have to look the hardware guy in the eye again after he saw me at my lowest point in the VR class)
however this has to be a group project. i know absolutely nobody; i haven't even been going to the QA sessions. he made a google doc where we can either pitch our idea for other people to potentially sign up for, or put our name down for an existing team and idea. and i am completely paralyzed by this. i talked to one girl in office hours who was cool and she's in a group that has an empty slot but i feel like a weirdo just. putting my name down. even though that's what i'm ostensibly supposed to do
i guess i could just slam my dick on the table and put my name down alone with 'i want to make a weird unity photography game' and be That Guy. the professor's going to auto-combine underfull groups anyway. somebody already put down that they want to make a groundhog day-esque game with horror/surrealism/nostalgia elements so i guess i'm at least not the only That Guy. i'm fine with anything as long as i don't have to make a fucking explainer video about nfts
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lockandkeyhyena · 1 year
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every time someone laughs at the concept of men getting pregnant like its some fictional joke and not something real people go through one person randomly dies
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My nail btw, I keep covering the exposed flesh with nail glue but it keeps flaking off. And bruh now nail glue is covering my tablet screen 💀 I think it’s fucking up my stylus
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marciliedonato · 2 years
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playing vampires on the encore and then desert song feels like i was in a horror movie where i was shot down by gerard who was chasing me down in a rapid pursuit and then he saw i didn’t die and it wasn’t enough and i was just dragging slowly leaving a trail of blood and then he just shot me in the back of the head and i finally fell down....girl i think you can stop it’s not moving anymore....GIRL YOU CAN STOP
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notherpuppet · 4 months
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How the old timey prick got his pet
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shittysawtraps · 12 days
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guys help i was on a date with a guy i’ve been going out with for a couple months and we were talking about saw since we’re both horror fans. and he mentioned that he and his friends have a bit where they make up their own jigsaw monologues. so i said “oh i have a blog that does something similar” and he asked me what the name was, and he looked this blog up. and then he yelled, “THIS IS YOU? OH MY GOD. THIS IS WHY WE DO THAT BIT! I LOVE THIS BLOG. I’M SO INTO YOU. OH MY GOD. THIS IS YOU?” right in the middle of the mall food court. i know this sounds like a fake tumblr story but this really fucking happened to me today. holy fucking shit.
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cart-a-hearts · 3 months
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Singles night at the worlds scariest bar
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siiddestroya · 3 months
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Put Miku in a saw trap :3
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latenightsundayblues · 8 months
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Lil switcheroo AU I couldn't stop thinking about ever since I saw that one drawing by @gattobamboom
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Adam's in the role of Amanda, Lawrence's in the role of Lynn and vice-versa
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louhinks · 4 months
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final draft except all of the manuscript notes are in pink glitter gel pen now instead
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I think it's so adorable that early humans took wild gourds - a tiny fruit that hollows out as it dries, making it float - and decided to make something out of it
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they thought the tiny fruit was so good that they bred it for thousands of years, making it larger to form into bowls and cups, and different shapes to become bottles and spoons
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and musical instruments
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And then, people took the hollow gourds they farmed, and they turned them into houses for birds. We adapted them into the perfect houses for birds, and now there are specific breeds of birdhouse gourd just for making into birdhouses
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And humans dedicated gardening space and time and thousands of years of breeding to make the gourds so absolutely perfect for birds, that there is a species of bird that lives almost exclusively in them
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tr1sty · 24 days
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dernière danse
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minilev · 8 months
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supervisionx · 2 months
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john kramer could have had enough money to cure cancer if he sold the reverse bear trap as bondage gear instead of using it as a torture device
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shittysawtraps · 9 months
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Hello Tumblr user n00dl3gal. Last night, you made fruit salad for your whole house to enjoy. After everybody had gone to bed, you ate directly from the bowl in the fridge, not caring that you were double-dipping in a public receptacle.
Before you is a party platter full of fruit, designed for 20 people. You have an hour and a half to eat all the fruit, or you'll be blended like the snack you crave. Will you justify your gluttony? Or will you- oh. You've eaten the whole thing already. I, uh, guess you made your choice. Someone will be down to let you free in a moment.
Uh. Thanks for playing my game.
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frogyjones-art · 7 months
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A child weaned on poison.
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