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notherpuppet · 10 days

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I wanted to see this frame with ears 🦌

Fawn & Buck ♥️

#Alastor is so super model I love him sm #what a muse fr #cutie pie stat goes crazyyy #look at his Reese’s peanut butter cup ass on the left!!! ahhhh what a cutie!! ily #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #my doods #alastor

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beescake · 4 months

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Are you an AraSol enthusiast. If you’re a Sollux fan you must be it’s impossible to enjoy him without also enjoying araSol. It comes with the xbox

HELL YEHA OFC I LOVE THEM

theyre so endgame 4 me

i also think they are the coolest characters in homestuck. nobody else on their level

#ask #anon #homestuck #aradia megido #sollux captor #arasol #arapostings #2024 #vioart #ICB I GOT AN ARASOL ASK UAAAAAAAA #wnt2 megadump my arasol essay so bad... but its so sentimental ughhhhhhhhh embarrassing #they make me spin like crazyyy theyre literally so fun so amazing both individually and together #ik hs has a lot of themes around what makes someone "cool” and whatnot but.#these 2 hv clocked it. embodied it. way before everyone else

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itoshi-s · 1 year

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tsukishima only ever realizes how satisfying and rewarding it feels to please someone else when he has you come for him for the very first time.

he’s never been big on dating or hooking up either, and barely put much effort into it whenever it did happen. so to see you react so sweetly to him, thighs trembling and fingers tugging at his hair so rough he groans, turns his world upside down — and he doesn’t wanna half-ass anything for just his own pleasure anymore. yeah, his jaw hurts and hand cramps from curling his fingers into you, and he’s breathless from how hard you had his face pressed to your cunt — but as he stares up at you, almost in awe, and you give him a breathy giggle — he figures he wants to replay it. over and over and over. he wants to see your back arch again, needs you to look down at him with that teary gaze a thousand times more, and then some.

(maybe next time, he’ll manage to not spill in his boxers barely three minutes in.)

#★ ‧ ₊ after hours #you’re his awakening fr lol #he’s a loser lowkey but gets so hooked on u it’s insane #he needs a little push that’s all :3 #im such a sucker for him it’s craZYYY can u tell #tsukishima <3 #tsukishima smut #haikyuu smut #tsukishima x reader #✩ tsukki.thirsts

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where-does-the-heart-lie · 10 months

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THE SILLIEST AND GOOFIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Alternate version!

#my art #one piece #monkey d. luffy #one piece fan art #sun god nika #sun god luffy #luffy gear 5 #gear 5th #IM CRAZYYY #IM CRAZY #YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAA #one piece spoilers #major major one piece spoilers #wano spoilers

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adeleba · 7 months

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Busy week so have some old art I did of the ninjas

#idk if ill keep these designs tho #my style just keeps changing like crazyyy #kai smith #lloyd garmadon #zane julien #cole brookstone #jay walker #ninjago #ninjago fanart #adelebart

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youhalfwit · 8 months

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You’re out of touch💥

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jade-jupiter · 1 month

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the role swap between riz vying for fabian’s attention to how fabian’s always relying on riz’s feedback is so friend-coded

#i’m watching fh with a friend for the first time and just the corn cuties fight and riz saying he’s doing it all for fabian is just as #i’m comparison to junior year it’s crazyyy #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster

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serendippertyy · 2 months

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can't let gang know I fw abstrabbit 🐰🔺

#i have many more doodles than this actually...#they r just so funny and special to me #also they're both my age that's CRAZYYY we should ALL be at the club 😔#the amazing digital circus #digital circus #tadc #tadc zooble #tadc jax #tadc fanart #jax x zooble #abstrabbit #ermm uerrhhjfdh #my art

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officialspec · 10 months

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question idk if anyone here is gonna be able to answer but just in case: if ur an australian transmasc whos had top surgery HOW did u afford it. im genuinely asking i feel a bit lost rn

#like......10-15k upfront WITH a year of private insurance is CRAZYYY #how are yall doing this any answer is appreciated 🙏

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on-leatheredwings · 1 month

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Meeting the Family

based off this! but can be read alone.

Yandere! Fem! Reader / Yandere! Bruce Wayne

> romantic with bruce, platonic with the boys. the boys could be read as pre-yandere if you wish. > tw/cw: reader is a yandere, yandere-typical thought patterns, implied drugging, mention of self-harm, implied drugging > request: thoughts on co-conspirator!reader meeting the boys? > a/n: Hmmmm, i feel it’d be a meeting of interrogation where they see you’re clearly unstable !! > word count: 1.4k

You walk towards the threshold of a Wayne Manor sitting room. You have this hallway nearly memorized. You’ve viewed it through your 24/7 surveillance cameras and glanced upon it during your visits, but never has this hallway seemed so daunting until now. Luckily, your lover is nearby to reassure you. Bruce slips his hand into yours, and you inwardly swoon. You share a warm glance with him.

“They’ll adore you,” he says. You let a smile peek through your anxious expression. “I know I do.” At such sweet words, you feel your cheeks heat. Ugh, this man, you think affectionately.

Your Sunday best is the armor you don to meet Bruce’s children. It seems like you won’t even be able to meet them all – only the ones in town. “They just want to interrogate me,” you whine, letting yourself be pulled towards the impeccably decorated room.

“They just want to get to know you,” Bruce returns, humming. You can’t retort because already, you are in full view of his brood. The three of them look up from their phones and books. You swallow, under the scrutiny of two pairs of blue eyes and one pair of green.

“... Hi,” you say, waving a stupid hand. One smiles in return, thank goodness.

“I’ll just let you all get acquainted,” Bruce says, retreating. You swerve to him, blinking dumbly. That was not the agreement. The agreement was that Bruce moderate the discussion– and he’s gone.

He leaves the sitting room, and leaves you in the lion’s den to fend for yourself. And boy, do the lions pounce.

The eldest, Dick – he’s positively godsent. He’s the first to shake your hand, immediately going into a friendly babble about how you’re all Bruce ever talks about and how he’s been excited to meet you. And thank God for that, because it manages to ease the tension you still have in your shoulders. He introduces himself and his brothers, melts the ice by teasing them as he does it. He offers you a seat across from them, offers you tea and cookies. He shares an anecdote of Bruce’s less polished moments to make you laugh.

You soon realize he was a sleeper agent. He was merely buttering you up, lowering your defenses with well-placed platitudes and good-natured jokes.

It’s Tim who begins the true assault.

“So,” Tim begins over a cup of tea, looking upon you owlishly. “Isolation for 10 long years… How was that?” You blink, startled, before smiling weakly. At least no one was treating you like glass. Sometimes, that made you feel even more like a freak.

You try to give him a Sparknotes recollection, but it doesn’t satisfy him. At his badgering, you do relent more details. You are slipping your innermost thoughts without much of a fight, to your surprise. Dick’s empathetic gaze and Tim’s enraptured attention have you spilling dark thoughts it took you months to even tell Bruce…

It was long. It was traumatic. Mind-altering. You have breakdown after breakdown. Self-harm after self-harm. There is a part of you you can never get back… So, 'how was it?' Why, just awful, thanks for asking!

Dick comforts you with “you’re so strong,” as Tim nods. He seems happy with his findings. It seems like you have piqued his academic interest – you can basically see the gears churning behind his mind, the factoids he’s storing for later. For what, you don’t know, but you’re glad to help. Throat dry, you down the rest of that blasted tea, but the boys aren’t quite finished.

Damian, however, is brutal in his questioning, sparing any of the pleasantries or dithering his brothers employed. He asks rapid fire about your past outside of your years in isolation. What was your childhood like? Your relationship with your parents? Did you ever graduate high school? College? What was your major? Do you like animals? His father houses two dogs, a cat, and a cow – you do know that don’t you?

“What are your intentions with my father?” At that, you flinch.

“Nothing… nefarious, to be sure,” you say, sweat beginning to bead on your temple. It’s true! Aside from all the dastardly actions you wanted to inflict upon Bruce in the bedroom, nothing nefarious!

“And his other suitors? They don’t bother you?”

At that, your smile wilts. Not from any offense… you simply don’t enjoy the reminder that others do seek Bruce’s affection.

“They… don’t worry me,” you say succinctly. Dick doesn’t think you realize how your smile has grown sharp. Damian doesn’t let on whether he approves or disapproves of the answer. And Tim simply watches.

“And my father’s controlling and possessive tendencies? You’re fine with that? What would you do if you caught him in a lie? Or if a woman he was involved with confronted you?”

You gape like a fish. Man, what a character this one was. Damian blinks slow and catlike, before he sniffs. “I’m asking for one of the siblings who couldn’t be here today.”

“Um…” you return, discombobulated. You shoot off your answers as rapid-fire as he posed them. “I haven’t noticed any tendencies. And I can handle myself! If he lied… I’d hear him out. He probably had a good reason, of course.”

“What if it was infidelity?”

You glare at them. “I’d get rid of her.” Why do they keep bringing up other women?

At the boys’ silence, you realize your mistake. You wave your hands and bluster, “Not like– not like get rid of her– I would just tell her to… Leave. And I’d be… angry… at Bruce.” God, you don’t feel like you’re doing too well in this interview. You hiccup, filling your cup some more. What is in this tea? Man, it’s delicious.

“... Interesting.”

“What if Bruce left you out of his own volition?” Tim points out, drawing your attention.

Your head snaps to him and you stare… That possibility had never even crossed your mind.

“He wouldn’t,” you say, confused. At raised eyebrows, you say, “I mean. I-I don’t think he would.” You have faith in Bruce. It’s been five months now, and your relationship has gone swimmingly. You had your insecurities… but Bruce had kissed all your worries away by now. Your fingers dig into the cushion of the couch.

He wouldn’t leave. He couldn’t. He had already reassured you, and been so kind, and wonderful, and shown you what love was like– he couldn’t just leave you now–

“But what if he did?” and this time, the question comes from Dick, who, if you recall, hadn’t asked a single question yet. He looks serious, unlike his casual air from before.

You keep the desperation out your voice by keeping it chillingly level. “Then I’d convince him otherwise.” Good answer, good answer, you applaud yourself. All the boys nod, looking upon you with varying degrees of interest, curiosity, and understanding.

“Then… I suppose we have just one more question,” Tim says, plucking the kettle of tea out your hands. You pout.

“Thoughts on having children?”

At the question, your brows shoot into your hairline.

“... Are there not enough of you already?” you blurt.

To your relief, they all relax.

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After that strange encounter, Bruce shows himself and sees you out. The walk outside is quiet. Comfortably quiet on your end. You hope you did good… no, you reassure yourself. Fuck it, you did great.

“So… how were they?”

You glance at his face, and are surprised to see thinly veiled concern behind his smile. “Did any of them say anything… strange? And… did you like them?” You laugh, before floating up to kiss Bruce between the brows. Flight powers came in handy for stuff like that.

“They were wonderful,” you say cheekily. “Something they clearly get from their father.”

-

bonus!

Bruce re-enters the foyer. He shoots off a text, lamenting. If you hadn’t had him bug his own home, he could’ve spoken to the boys freely. He could’ve had Jason hide nearby, instead of having to listen in on Damian’s phone.

Bruce: Did that satisfy your curiosities?

Several ellipses in bubbles pop up, before his phone rattles with their responses.

Damian: Frankly, she comes off as airheaded and naive, but at least she seems to have some semblance of spine.

Jason: She’s crazy. Didn’t we tell you to stop sticking your dick in crazy

Dick: Well, I think that makes you guys a perfect match!

Tim: bruce i’m sorry, you cannot fix her. however, i would like to study her. and possibly, make her worse

Bruce sighs, albeit smiling. By all accounts, you seem have gotten their general approval.

#yandere batfam #yandere bruce wayne #yandere bruce wayne x yandere reader #yandere reader #mine #platonic batfam for once lol crazyyy #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson

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qsmpcryptid · 4 months

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Richas: "IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE AT TIO BADS HOUSE WAITING FOR HIM TO COME BACK!!"

Ramón and Sunny: "IS HE MISSING??? WHAT??"

Richas:

#qsmp #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp eggs #qsmp sunny #qsmp ramon #qsmp badboyhalo #kick flipping away is CRAZYYY

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incomingawn · 4 months

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Percy Jackson be like: This system is unfair and unjust! Gods or not, parents should NOT treat their children this way, they should not ignore them, make them beg for acknowledgment or treat them like tools to be used only to then be thrown away at their convenience. This isn’t right.

…not my dad tho y’all be easy

#Poseidon beating the dead beat dad accusations was so funny #the toby stephens effect went crazyyy #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy series #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo #poseidad #poseidon

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flowerquib · 5 months

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In the Hands of an Angry Sinner

(Tubbo yapped that eye worker to death but hey cool monologue)