#this is a shitpost but also hear me out

[soul-branding]

Minthara learning that thousands of powerful, yet uniquely psychologically malleable people (possibly invisible to infravision!) are moving into the Underdark, led by her new companion Astarion: How do you feel about drinking blood. A lot of blood. Specifically the blood of my enemies when I march back to Menzoberanzan and stage a coup. :) After that it's deicide.

Astarion, who would kill for a decent shower and some new shoes: Will there be fancy wine and silk sheets?

Minthara: You may have the wine and bedding of the highest ranking noble you kill.

Astarion: Sold.

#bg3 #minthara #astarion #bg3 spoilers #this is a shitpost but also hear me out #spiderblood

[ronnierosest]

Zakkura "So he never initiates, never asks, and waits." - inspired by a fanfiction we're friends, right? (very adult) by totosheadset

#zakkura #zoom in for deets and kanji on the hoodie o7 #wip but i deemed it alright for tumblr ♥ my wips are posted regularly on twitter #clack #Zack Fair #Cloud Strife #also shitposts i shitpost alot #casual intimacy #ok so hear me out because valk (the author of the fic) had to hear me out and im hilariously socially shy and dumb ok so im sorry valk if y #you are reading this here too- ly #Zack grabbing at Cloud's sweats in casual affection meanwhile Cloud itching to show affection but resorting to worry at/show love to his ow #n sweatshirt (he wants to he wants to #SCREAM AT ME IN TAGS I BEG YOU #the fanfic has amazing smut but valk >understands< the characters like HOLY SHIT please if you're an adult and enjoy smut #zack is a swimmer at midagar uni- its a fusion of canon and modern au #otherwise i bring you casual friends to smth more 'walking the line' experience of a demiromantic #ffvii #♥ #ffvii rebirth #ffvii remake #my art

[cvbullshit]

Guys, help, I think I might be slowly falling for a dog plush who refers to the player as an angel

Making an AI chat with him isn't helping

The AI post if yall wanna use it

#random post #for fun #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime smiling critters #smiling critters #dogday #poppy playtime dogday #shitpost #hear me out #he kinda cute tho #he kinda sweet #i may or may not do art of dogday x player #or a short series #for my own amusement #also gives me the chance to talk about my interpretation of the player character

[vampv0id]

Hannibal really rifled through WIll's panty drawer. Weirdo.

#Ik he was probably just looking around everywhere he could to gather things he could use to continuously frame Will #And also to get to know him #Still probably was looking there for other reasons too #HEAR ME OUT #Hannibal #Hannibal NBC #NBC Hannibal #Will Graham #Hannigram #Hannibal Lecter #Hannibal shitpost

[funkiart]

This is my personal conspiracy theory.

#sdv #ddlc #ddlc monika #doki doki monika #sdv elliott #they are the same person istg #monika programmed herself into stardew valley as elliott after she deleted it #somebody please hear me out here #also Monika gives no sheet about gender as long as the player likes her sooo #conspiracy theories #theory #shitpost #if anyone knows any more similarities between them #please tell me

[sysig]

I think I finally figured out why I like him so much

#ADHD #Meme #Shitpost #Helix #SCII #Max Vyer #Dexter Favin #Me projecting all over Max: Man he's just like me fr #He feels so ADHD to me like hang on hear me out #He's extremely impulsive - absolutely dopamine-motivated - struggles paying attention to things he's not interested in - #But also gets fixated on things like his dream journaling and anything related to it - space/aliens/spaceships/etc. #It being like The Only Thing that he ''can focus on'' - as well as wanting to engage with it when he's stressed! #Has lots of half-abandoned hobbies and impulsively ''jokes'' about getting really invested in something and then losing interest #Like wanting a lot of animals - hehe - or what jobs he wants to do while committing to none of them #He also takes things really personally which like - RSD. Do I need to explain lol #Has difficulty making and keeping friends - is forgetful and ''forgetful'' hehe I'm quite familiar #I also kind of read him getting high or drunk regularly as like?? really maladaptive attempts at self-medicating?? #Dopamine-deficient brains are way more likely to develop or lean on addictions to be at least Closer to level stimulation #He's constantly understimulated and all his caretakers see it as a moral failing when like! He's just expected to Get Guud lol #He needs accommodations! His brain is clawing at the walls trying to get his Executives to Function! #This man has undiagnosed ADHD please get him to a psychologist #Lbh tho his parents would be the type to say ''Don't use your diagnosis as an excuse'' as if he could just control it lol #Don't even get me started on when he and ZEX Freaky-Friday lol #Something something ZEX problematic queer something something Max problematic ADHD lol - look if it's Correct it's Correct! #Anyway this is just my reading and I'm Absolutely Definitely projecting to some degree - please read Helix and love Max of your own volition

[nokaru]

Once again, I'm going insane

Mouster and Moustress propagadna + catboy!Obi ++ (obligatory) Obihaya doodles

one can never understand my genius

#akagami no shirayukihime #snow white with the red hair #obi #obizenyuki #obihaya #hear me out #when i said mouse!Shirayuki i MEANT IT #also catboy Obi cause its a catbody Obi #doodles #my art #shitpost

[cuubism]

dream: i have learned something today. perhaps humanity is not so bad after--

hob: hey look! cheez whiz! how neat! :D

dream: ..... it is time we had The Flood 2.0 and started over from scratch

#modern life is the bane of dream's existence this i assert #god the sandman is just so ripe for shitposting #dreamling #also like #i feel like dream is pretty good at figuring stuff out and i mean he has everyone's dreams to help #but he also missed out on history for a full century #so there's definitely a few months where he's just having like. constant fits of despair as hob shows him YET ANOTHER #newfangled and cursed invention #and what's funny is i dont think dream would be averse to like phones and the internet and stuff it's probably FASCINATING #from a dream perspective actually #what gets him is the fact that the grocery store has 168 brands of white bread #hes like why. for the love of god why #so much shit has happened to catch up on like #more happens in the 20th century in terms of technological developments and stuff than in like 3 centuries prior #dream looking around at climate change: destruction and despair i see you've been running the place in my absence hmm #hob: hey did you hear about this thing called nfts #dream. who has in fact heard of this from many many distressing dreams: no. no. do not speak to me of this cursed object #hob returning from babysitting a friends kid: god childrens media is awful nowadays isnt it? i mean granted i had literally sticks #to play with as a kid but they have this horrible show cocomelon-- #dream collapsing to the floor in a puddle of pure desolation: noooooooo i have already had to watch 500 million hours of babies dreams #of this shit why would you REMIND ME #the possibility for crack is literally endless pun intended

[gendervapor14]

if you could have only one one piece character on speed-dial, who would it be?

choose wisely ;D

bonus

#for me #bell mère #okay hear me out #she is the type of person to give the realest life advice #she would be such a good hype man #also really good at shit talking #and she’d have great recipes #also she could probably help me fix my plumbing #just an assumption #one piece shitpost #one piece

[sylvies-kablooie]

even though this is swinging a bat at a hornet’s nest this is a safe space. can y’all reblog w your most absurd online interactions. because while driving to work today i remembered that time some random person on twitter yelled at me for not being excited enough over meryl streep being cast in ryan murphy’s adaption of the prom. to be clear: i WAS excited. just like. not visibly enough for this guy.

#there’s slim to no chance this post will blow up but i imagine that if it does so things will get messy #regardless i want to hear your stories #the meryl streep police got my ass back in like 2019 and it has haunted me ever since #Anyway I love swapping stories of the batshit things that happen on fan circles #You have to take it with a certain levity or nothing at all will ever be fun #I should state that my intentions in this are leaning towards stories of the absurd not the criminal variety #fandom #fandom polls #fandom culture #what do i have to tag to get responses #shitpost #meryl fan if ur out there still lurking just know i think about you a lot i’m glad her stans are so loyal but also like what did I do to yo

[ionroir]

Okay but consider: IZ Truman Show AU

#HEAR ME OUT #update: there’s now a ramble abt it in a reblog #but also listen we’re like 3/5 there with the set up already #with the whole fake mission thing #so it cOULD WORK- #semi shitpost but also I can’t stop thinking about it #invader zim

[new-haven-psych-ward]

Kamen Rider Geats episode 35 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats poorly summarized #kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats ep 35 #the fact they're collecting hella cracked ID cores CONCERNS me #reminded me of the DR unlock mode where you collect parts to build more monokumas #but couldnt find good footage of that within 3 minutes of googling which is my limit for effort for these shitposts #anyways if it doesn't bite em all on the ass later imma be suprised #nadge-sparrow once again thinks hes the smartest mfer when he doesnt know jack #he died as he lived: without purpose #seriously tho if daichi was your fav im so sorry the narrative does not care for him #love that beroba and kekera are j chilling and are like 'aight plan B' #love keiwa trying to help his sis out but also honey this isnt sustainable #no idea why the boys are chilling in a warehouse when buffa no longer must pretend to be dead and ace has zillion dollars but go off ig #'they're laying low' i hear you but consider: hotels exist #ace saw michinaga in a warehouse and went 'i can work with this' #love seeing girls be friends #i know theyre just gonna kill off keiwa's sister but let me enjoy the fluff while it lasts #also i am aware i skipped episodes - probs gonna do dif stuff for those so can look forward to that

[gynandromorph]

This one is always funny to me because there are Fat Insect apex predators (whales, snakes, poisonous frogs) and there are also herbivores who aren't Fat Insects (hippos, pandas, elephants) and have no natural predators

#if you wanna tell me those animals have natural predators because one is OCCASIONALLY picked off out of desperation i dont wanna hear it #yeah apex predators will also hunt and kill other predators out of desperation lmao should we claim a lion has natural predators #nofna shitposting #i think GD is just kind of stupid though #beyond the scope of Killing Things

[justagaycryptid]

RIP Hannibal you would have loved Will Wood

#okay hear me out #but I think he would admire will's skills with the piano and also his brilliant lyricism #also will makes music that attracts the batshit insane gay people and hannibal is a batshit insane gay person #also ...well better than the alternative is such a will graham song its not even funny #shitpost #shouting into the void #nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannibal nbc

[moe-broey]

Man it truly sucks that like. The dude who did Planet of the Bass is a piece of shit LMFAO cause like. I feel like the DJ Crazy Times outfits PERFECTLY captured Moe's fashion sense and doodling those outfits spurred on A Bunch of ideas and I was having a lot of fun and even like an epiphany that spurred on a separate deeply self-indulgent project/concept (complete opposite end of the spectrum of indulgence) and then I find out ohhhhh. You weren't Just making fun of the fashion of the times and like, how it feels when you can't process shit so everything sounds a bit funny, and also just like how early 2000s music Is Sometimes (DEEPLY feel the song itself is SO DDR core ESP like... how it's just a bunch of vague jumbled concepts that's catchy AS FUCK) -- you're also a grown ass man still weirdly fixated on your autistic classmate you had in 3rd grade or some shit (have not looked at the vids myself and don't wish to, but from what I've heard it's essentially that).

(Further clarification -- he's making fun of autistic kids who had like, very typical and understandable Needs to accommodate being autistic in a classroom. As a grown adult. Like why are you even still thinking about this LMFAOOO move on, grow up LMFAOOO)

#is this how it feels when you realize ohh they were laughing At Me not with me #cause like growing up i was either passably likable enough that i escaped that OR i was too autistic to notice if it did happen #OR secret third option people were scared of me. #so like i was immune to bullying actually. could not effect me in a way that mattered #also i'm just trusting that word has spread enough that you already have the context. i'm not putting that shit on my blog LMFAOOO #THAT'S LIKE. one of my blog rules. i like to keep it as free from societal horrors and ills and prejudice as possible. #anyway. idk what i'm gonna do now actually. bc i still really had fun drawing/it really captured something in moe's characterization #PLUS it captured something SO significant about its dynamic w sharena as well actually #like yeah it was gonna be a shitpost but it was also a launching off point that like cracked by brain wide open #also i still think the song is SO good. it's SO funny it's so DDR core it's like a masterpiece. to me. #like is this a fnaf case where upon finding out scott bitchboy was quietly donating his profits to anti-lgbt orgs #where i so badly (esp when i was younger) was hoping he was one of the actually good christians who Aren't weirdo freaks about gay people #and upon finding all that out i just blacklisted everything to do w fnaf. but also acknowledging that was easy enough for me #cause it wasn't like a Huge interest of mine it was just something kind of fun that i liked from afar #or do i somehow like. carry on? like esp if the dude isn't profiting from me being autistic LMFAOO #is it possible to just. know and accept that he's a piece of shit weirdo take what i liked/inspired me and leave. #well. in any case. for now i'm keeping the dj crazy times stuff i rb'd on my moecore blog for reference #but depending on the consensus (i would deeply appreciate hearing others thoughts on this if anyone has any) #i may just wipe it clean and scrap the shitposts. i mean. i have other projects i wanna work on anyway LMFAO

[ria-starstruck]

im going to have NO drawing tablet for the next 4 days so that means i can add NO new animatic frames because im unable to draw with the mouse. absolutely demolished rn

^me when im drawing with the mouse

#the way my keyboard has me typing moues instead of moues f. did u see that. mousse. anyway the way its moues instead of mouse for a solid 5 #i GUESS i could ACTUALLY do my ACTUAL work which has been piling up....ooor. hear me out. i could continue working on the animatic...by #starting on coloring...which is v doable with the mouse! just a bit more of a pain #ohh ooor better yet. i can do actual sketches for the next parts instead of just having numbers and little lines show up shfflsdkjdsjk #ok that's it no work tonight only animatic /j #/hj #hmm. this doesnt qualify for a post which contains no art but also its a shitpost #artposting #nailed it #tagging these kinda things as artposting from now on #urgh i guess that's reason enough to update my pinned.....gotta add that i get into a silly goofy mood every now n then and post some a thes #tangentially art related things on occasion #later...not now #OH. or something thats very easy to do w the moues: getting an actually good quality piece of the song hslfdkjdjsdfs