#this is Philza's fault

[shikai-the-storyteller]

The council has spoken. Congrats to c!Eret.

#i talk #dsmp #eret #(The council is the crows of Phil's chat) #I'm so sorry for religious posting even as a meme but Phil's chat is to blame for this #‘’And thus the lord said ‘Love c!Eret as I have loved you’‘ #my tablet is STILL dead I had to edit this with my MOUSE #love that this queer little guy is canonically god's favorite <3 #our streamer y'all #tw religion / #jic #also PLEASE know this is all /j I'm NOT christian truthing about this frickin block man rp server #this is Philza's fault

[antimony-medusa]

Just a reminder of canon: do whatever you want with headcanons, live your life, but in canon Wilbur and Phil met on the train to QSMP and Wilbur said “that guy looks dad shaped”. They are not bio related, and Phil didn’t raise him. They have a history together that stretches back like six months. DSMP is not canon. Please keep this in mind for your meta.

#QSMP #philza #wilbur soot #if Wilbur had daddy issues those fuckers are naturally-occurring not Phil’s fault

[royalarchivist]

Tallulah accidentally crashes the server (real not fake).

#Philza #Tallulah #Phil #QSMP #(I don't think it was actually her fault but it was VERY funny)

[nomsfaultau]

Problem solving is their forte.

#The scp foundation is gaslight gatekeep girlboss #perfectly balanced as all things should be #manipulate mansplain malewife #sleepy bois inc #sleepy boys inc #sbi family dynamic #sbi au #philza minecraft #scp philza #wilbur soot #scp wilbur #tommyinnit #scp tommyinnit #technoblade #scp technoblade #sbi scp au #Yah Wilbur is associated w the color black but that didn’t work for their piece it’s my symbolism I get to break it when I feel like it #fault au #Tubbo in the background screaming NO! BAD! #something to nom on

[lxvebvg]

ouagh . him

#philza was gonna be there too but i couldnt make him look right . his fault /silly #i finished this while i was having an anxiety attack at a carnival lmao #technoblade #technoblade fanart #antarctic empire #technicaly ?! thats what i was goin 4 #...doodles

[phatcatphergus]

I just want to add that Phil can’t say tubbo shouldn’t see Fred bc he’s a federation worker when forever literally held children hostage and Phil’s only response was “I can fix him”

#haha kiddinggggg #*stares* #you know Phil’s going to be like omg don’t see fred he was there when they threatened chyanne #like forever didn’t just hold a gun to chyannes face #just say your morals change based on who’s the one at fault #I get forever is under mind control but ermmmm #something needs to be done #qsmp tubbo #qsmp philza #qsmp forever

[pigeonxp]

ppl keep saying tallulah is "choosing" phil over wilbur bro can you shut the fuck up seriously like yes shes upset w him bc hes not there but like thats not his fault 💀 and she literally said that hes famous too like she knows why he isnt there 💀 she has every right to be upset w him but spreading the narrative that shes choosing phil over him is so stupid and unfair to all 3 of their characters. its honestly ridiculous bc we all know he would be there if he could, and canonically he was upset when he found out she was gone. its not like he doesnt care abt her ???? like thats so fucking stupid. also the idea that hes a deadbeat is stupid too bc its canon that lovejoy is FUNDING THE FEDERATION and therefore the island like what ????????? ur ridiculous.

#theyre turning against q!wil just like they did to c!wil #they have to have a villain and hes always at the end of it like its not his fault??? #i hate the narrative that hes a deadbeat so bad bro #ALSO not everything has to be an angst opportunity.... #like i saw someone say “what if she stops dressing like wil and starts dressing more like phil” SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP OH MY GODDDD #project ur angst onto other characters omfg like what is wrong with you seriously #like idc if this sounds harsh tbh this is my blog and i am upset abt it LMFAOOO I DONT CAREEE #its so fucking annoying to always have to be defending a character that shouldnt even have to be defended in the first place #just enoughhh omfg #q!wilbur #wilbur soot #qsmp #qsmp tallulah #qsmp philza #qsmp wilbur #q!philza #q!tallulah

[time-is-restored]

btw not to make everything about My Fucking Guy but i honestly think one of the things that seperates q!phil out from the other islanders is the approach he takes to dealing with the lack of agency + control all the islanders have over whatever the fuck the federation's doing.

it shows up most prominently whenever tubbo is excitedly telling him about the 'progress' he's made with cucurucho or various investigations (ie: trapping him into a corner with the 'do you have free will' questions), and phil always shoots it down w an immediate 'that doesn't mean anything. curucuho will say anything to mess with you. you can't take anything he says as true.'

and it's not that phil is... a paticularly pessimistic character? he's just EXTREMELY practical. like, he's yet to give up on anyone EVER finding ANY answers (he was the one who initially gave the federation that one week ultimatum w the cage for a cage stream), he just doesn't trust the idea that curucuho is ever going to voluntarily give them. they're uncontrollable + senseless - you might as well argue with the weather.

and like, if that's how he sees the one (1) and only point of contact the islanders HAD with the federation for months, it explains a lot abt his characters lifestyle! ofc he sits on the wall all day, talking to his kids, and keeping his head down. he believes that the federation wants nothing more than to drag the islanders into sick games + tasks just so they can fuck with their head (ie: curucuho revealing he was the one cellbit gathered all that information for). and while he can't totally PREVENT any of that from ever impacting him, he can make sure his kids are well fed, well protected, and as happy + comfortable as he can manage. this is objectively not a perfect situation, there is a guaranteed amount of suffering + fear that he can't mitigate, but he can at least account for it.

like, he REFUSES to engage. whenever curucho shows up, he treats them with total ambivalence. he's not going to get riled up by anything they do, he's not going to get super attached to the guy, he's just gonna laugh it off and irish goodbye it when things drag on. the ONLY time he's strayed from that general guiding principle has been since he's lost his eggs, and can no longer afford to let the federation's fuckery go: those are his fucking kids.

hence the completely unprecedented levels of outward rage and sadness and terror he shows throughout the birdcage streams - almost all directed directly to cucurucho. it's all a completely fair + proportional response to the horror the islanders are being subjected to, but it feels so different bc until now, q!phil has been so dedicated to not reacting, and not giving the federation any sign that they're actually getting to him.

#qsmp #q!phil #LIKE. does anyone else think this! i genuinely believe its like one of the major #traits of his character i feel like u can trace it through Everything. #the man lives with the constant knowledge that sometimes all it takes is a tempting ravine and a badly timed creeper to end a life #whether that life belongs to a stranger or someone you love more than anything else in the world #you COULD rage against that. you could scream and shout and tear your hair out and grieve for the futility of it all #but what does that change? the days march on. death waits either way #and that's not to say he's a laizesfair kind of guy. anyone who's seen him stress out abt chayanne's risk taking + freak out #whenever his kids don't have enough autofeed grist can see that he cares DEEPLY. which resolves into his very distinctive #defensive + protective playstyle. the goal is not to win the fight the goal is to *survive* the fight etc #but the only way that mindset doesn't spill out into unchecked paranoia + complete agoraphobia is with acceptance #'shit happens: the philza minecraft story' #i also think it even manifests in the nightmare sequence w his last words to chayanne? 'they didn't want us to live. we were never supposed #to survive' or whatever the exact wording was #he is FURIOUS and deeply hurt and sad abt the deaths he says so explicitly later #but at the time the first thing he reaches for is. exhausted acceptance. it wasn't their fault. it wasn't his fault. they did their best. #they could only do so much in the face of the federation's Overwhelming Hostility. y'know? #mine

[maggicsorceress]

If I see one more person hating on q!Phil and saying he doesn’t care about Sunny or her feelings I’m gonna write a whole god damn MLA cited essay complete with clips and quotes to prove otherwise.

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp sunny #i stg #they literally just need to talk and all of this would get sorted #it’s not Sunny’s fault #and it’s not Phil’s either #/rp of course

[q-morning-crew]

You know, I've been seeing a lot of posts about Wilbur coming back to the qsmp, and I'm conflicted.

Obviously, Wilbur coming back would be great in most aspects. It would be awesome to see him interacting with the lore, the new members and the new dynamics the server created.

The one problem I see with him coming back is, funny enough, also the main reason people want him to return so badly: tallulah.

Tallulah. His daughter. The reason Wilbur logged on more than twice and pretty much the only reason he is still semi present in the lore despite not having logged on for months.

On the surface, it seems like Wilbur returning would be great for tallulah, wouldn't it?

Wilbur has not logged on for months. Tallulah has been alive for over 100 days, and Wilbur has been there for 8 of them.*

Tallulah sees chayanne as her brother. She calls philza papa. She sleeps in the basement she and chayanne decorated every night, her bed next to his. She has her own projects with phil. She hangs out with him (or bad) practically every day.

Philza can recognize all of her mannerisms and quirks, he knows how to properly accommodate her, he can tell whenever her admin plays any character and whenever any other admin plays her.

If Wilbur came back, what would happen to all of that?

Would she return to her room in the tower? Would chayanne have to sleep alone in their Garden of Hope and Music? Would she have to start calling phil "abuelito" again, after getting used to calling him papa?

In addition, Wilbur doesn't know tallulah the way she is now. He doesn't know the island the way it is now.

One thing I've seen other people point out and still haunts me is: if Wilbur had returned for the election dinner, would he have recognised the fake tallulah as fake? It breaks my heart to say this, but... I don't think he would.

The only way I can see his return not completely disrupting tallulah's existing dynamics is if Wilbur moved in with phil and let her keep calling him papa. I doubt that would happen, but fingers crossed

*not counting appearance on other people's streams because I have no way to count that

#it probably won't happen but i can hope #phil has been adamant on not letting other people move in #and wil wouldn't step back and let phil take care of her #hes just not that type of roleplayer #wilbur inserts himself into a situation learns and adapts to it and then find a way to take center stage #im not faulting him for it it's just that he naturally dominates any scene he's in #my main issue is actually something i glossed over in the post #chayanne and tallulah #theyve been living together and sharing a room and being siblings for ages #and the idea of tallulah having to go back to her old room #and chayanne suddenly being alone in his room which now feels so much emptier #i can't handle it #it makes me not want wilbur back #which sucks because i do mostly want him back #wilbur soot #philza #tallulah #chayanne #qsmp #qsmp wilbur #qsmp phil #qsmp philza #qsmp tallulah #qsmp chayanne

[kuroi-kotoba]

philza's lap: exists forever:

#he just wanted to sit next to tallulah it wasnt his fault phil took the seat 🙄 #philever #mcyt #qsmp philza #qsmp forever #caramelduo

[hamletteprinceofdenmark]

thought about origins smp sandduo and have to lie down

#wilbur soot #philza #origins smp #sandduo #o!wilbur #o!philza #REMEMBER WHEN THEY HEAVILY IMPLIED WILBUR DIED AND IT WAD PHIL’S FAULT AND HE FELT SO GUILTY ABOUT IT #GOD #origins smp you will always be famous

[nomsfaultau]

How sbi scp lads stay warm in winter <3

#fault au #sbi scp au #technoblade #tommyinnit #philza #Tubbo #Noms Wilbur #Scp wilbur #scp tommyinnit #scp tubbo #scp technoblade #Sbi #sbi art #sbi fluff #Bedrock bros #sbi au #scp philza #something to nom on

[loganloggins]

I am a q!Phil defender till I die. Also I would like to add that if Phil gets a message when he isn't looking, chat will have to go “PHIL CHAT LOOK CHAT MESSAGE CHAT YOU GOT A MESSAGE” before he actually checks. So we could have had a convo with q!Tubbo and q!phil but cc!phil doesn't check his messages unless it physically appears in front of him.

#qsmp philza #I WILL DEFEND HIM TILL I DIE #NO CAP #YES THE TWEETS ARE FROM ME #AND YES BOLAS MAY HAVE A VICTIM COMPLEX #BUT THATS ONLY BECAUSE THEY COMPARE THEMSELVES TO SOULFIRE WHO IN THEIR EYES HAS EVERYTHING #THEY VIEW SOULFIRE AS SCARY AND RICH AND POWERFUL #SO THEY ENVY THEM #SO THEY COMIT CRIMES BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE #THAT SOULFIRE WOULD DO IT TO THEM #BASED ON PAST EVIDENCE #WITH SOULFIRE’S LIKE THREE DIFFERENT BREAK INS #SO ITS WARRENTED #AND IN MY OPINION ITS SOULFIRES FAULT THEY HAVE A VICTIM COMPLEX #BUT THEY ALL HAVE SHITTY SELF ESTEEM ISSUES #SO IT REALLY DOESNT HELP #BUT NEITHER DOES BAD #THAT FUCKER #I HOPE HE GETS REPURCUSSIONS TO HIS MASS MURDERS AND STAKING #SLASH POS #BUT ALSO SLASH GEN

[1randomperson15]

@staff

#staff #tumblr #philza #I know it's not his fault but this is about his situation #don't harass him or anything #it's only been him as far as I can tell #but this is not going to be good if it continues #no special treatment #for anyone #none #that's how this works #as far as I know #even twitter wasn't this bad #bc they got permission first or the account was already deactivated/suspended #my stuff

[jade-jupiter]

I just saw the owl house finale and cried over it and suddenly now it’s 3 years ago and I’m seeing the show for the first time and now watching a stream and I am going to cry even more

#the owl house #this is philza’s fault I was perfectly fine crying but then he had to stream at 3am the bitch /s #feeling massive nostalgia and also pain and crying