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skullfacedfruitcakee · 2 months
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Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz
Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin
My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me
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It's not a phouse it's a phome
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automatonz · 2 months
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I hate them.
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zom-bitch · 8 months
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I've had a vision
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scripttext · 1 year
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Hi my name is Dream Morpheus Kai'ckul Oneiros of the Endless and I am the King of Dreams (that's how I got my name) and I have long ebony black hair that is really messy and inky black eyes like a starry night and a lot of people tell me I look like young Neil Gaiman (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Robert Smith but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm not a god, but I have dream powers. I have pale white skin. I'm an Endless, and I'm the third oldest of my siblings (I'm ten billion). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the designer Gareth Pugh and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black coat with red flames around the hem and a black shirt, black skinny jeans and black combat boots. I was wearing black nail polish, white foundation and black eyeliner. I was walking outside my palace. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. The Corinthian stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
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pricklepines · 9 months
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effen-draws · 2 years
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So, anyways... I'm currently playing AJ:AA...
I've been pretty busy these last few weeks so I absolutely didn't intend to make a comic page but sometimes the muses guide you in strange directions!! Hell have an extra doodle as a treat:
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shortkingenjoyer · 2 months
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fleetn-crab85 · 7 months
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Shoutout to 80s movies, gotta be one of my favorite genders
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macadam · 1 year
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She shattered on my gl til I ass
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knightobreath · 9 months
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idea: object show where the hosts are space and time
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leenaur143 · 17 days
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they really put the ATE in ATEEZ 🤭🔥🔥🔥🔥
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AMAB (Assigned Muppet at Birth)
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mask-of-anubis · 2 months
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Amber: What’s the ONE thing I asked you not to do tonight?
Nina & Eddie: Wake the dead...
Amber: And what did you do?
Nina & Eddie: Wake the dead :(
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theplatypusblue · 10 months
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Basically how that scene goes
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