#this has happened TWICE today

[nick-cassidy]

my favorite thing is when I’m neutral abt an athlete and someone just slightly nudges me and I’m like oh yea I’ve been praying on his downfall since ‘04

#THIS HAS HAPPENED TWICE TODAY

[cloudcountry]

WGEHJFJGHWESFGKYUHWESDFGKYHJVBEASDFCGYKHJVBQWEASDCIYKGHJVBAESDFCYIUKGHBESDFCYIGKVBKEASDFCYIGKHVHBQEADFCYIUKGHJQWEADFUIGOHKJBEWQADFGIYKUHBQWEFUGIHOJKWSEDFVGYIUKWERSDFGV HEY EDGARS ROUTE?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT TEH FUCK?":!?!?!?

#auburn freaking out over an ikemen game part TWO #this has happened TWICE today #WHY DID HIS UNCLE SHOW UP #I DONT TRUST HIM #WHAT IS GOING ON #WHY IS HE GONE #COME BACK I MISS YOU #no i dont #YES I DO

[whumpshaped]

btw heres my bingo card

i have 'i wish i didnt heal' in my inbox buuut nobody has requested the other ones so far.. just sayin..

#posting this before i attempt to nap some more #bc goddammit i keep waking up at like 2-3am #and im TIRED #but the dream ppl keep calling my name and waking me up w it :/ #this has happened TWICE today #anyway #i have maybe 2 unrelated prompts and 1 bingo prompt left in my inbox which means ive been doing well in filling them #but it also means. i crave more AJSKSKSKSK #and i rly wanna fill the whole card.. ive never gotten so close before #irlshaped

[swordsmans]

sometimes words come out of my mouth that are so baffling and incomprehensible i have to actually clarify that i spent my formative years in a roman catholic convent

#coworker sneezed and i abbreviated ‘don’t let the devil into christ's house’ #to ‘we're in god's house’ #without thinking #and she was like ‘we… are in a library?’ #it was very very very funny #because 1) that’s not a normal phrase at all #2) the abbreviation is even wilder out of context #this coworker has a background in religious studies so she got it once i explained #and she points out stuff i say constantly which is SO funny to me #this has happened twice today #not the sneezing specifically but my weird phrasing #there's just no way to spend your teen years in a convent without coming out a little abnormal i think #gyro.txt

[chibisatou]

I wish I understood why when someone cuts ahead of me in line I cannot bring myself to tell them anything. I just let it happen and simmer quietly.

#satou says #this has happened twice today

[istherewifiinhell]

Listen if i have to hardass ur dogs cause ur the person with no sense or manners in a public place than so be it

#some shit #obviously i would like to pet ur dog. if you think its acceptable to let ur unleashed dog run into any building. ur fucking unhinged and i #will ignore them to give you the impression i dont like dogs. #this has happened twice today #when i say run i mean RUN. u know?

[mitsyuu]

me: asks somebody a question

also me: ok that’s enough stop talking now pls

#random ✧ ❞ #this has happened twice today

[witchcraftingboop]

Me, trying to find the words to explain why you can't gift the founders of the company a case of xl condoms inscribed with a reference to a very niche YouTube video about a cheating girlfriend for Christmas:

#this has happened twice today #it is 10am #wtf kind of fumes are the shop floor guys puffing on out there 😭 #corporate shenanigans #boop's rambles

[morelikeoscarthanoscar]

Please dear GOD if you're going to take the time to submit propaganda for a character, you need to put their NAME in it. I cannot vote for your special little guy if you don't tell me WHICH ONE HE IS

#this has happened twice today #yall.

[frankensteindotpdf]

i hate when i see a vague post about Fandom Culture stuff and they say something offhand and i know instantly what fandom theyre talking about and have to decide whether i can justify reblogging it or not

#i speak #this has happened twice today

[nerdysk8s]

My entire marriage is going to be me dragging my husband to every one of my favorite restaurants and him having no clue what anything is or what's happening but trusting that I know what I'm hyperfixating about.

#this has happened twice today #the pizza lunch was fine #but this boy got yeeted into Mediterranean cuisine and just said yes to every option asked of him like a champ #for context he's from a very small town and I've grown up in large cities #undiagnosed adhd for the win

[isbergillustration]

1.5 min wip to reiterate how deeply open for commissions I am, how very much all my originals are for sale, etc

#coffee painting #my pay this month was the equivalent of 400$ which as you may imagine is Not Enough #i have a 0 hour contract where i work so. today i got a text about a free shift replied yes in less than a minute #and then got a reply telling me it was covered. this has happened twice today. #i gotta get a new and less healthcare-y job #anyway that's not your problem sorry about that #this is a person made of bad coffee that tastes burnt. why make bad coffee when it ia possible to make good coffee? #even with milk and ice and a hint of flavouring it is bad :( #how do we feel about me posting sketches and wips? i always worry it becomes obnoxiously much.

[hwanswerland]

happy birthday jazzy @woosansang ♡♡♡

#fio.gifs #tuserjazzy #atzsource #san #wooyoung #yeosang #im very sorry i really wanted to include the knees in some way but i couldnt find any video that would have fit the rest of the vibe #the amount of shit i found on discord lmao but most of that i couldnt really put here so #also i hope you rb this at least twice bc i put that san first so the next time i see him in my notes its at least my own set #i hope you have a great day after all the stressful things happening <33 #*like they're probably still happening but idk what words to use here rn but you get me #i hope you find some time between all that to at least yell at me for this and roasting and personally attacking you yet another time lmao #thank you for being my friend <3 have the best time today with your friends <3 #(sorry im still sick my brain is fried i cant think so this half assed whatever has to do sorry)

[camelspit]

some people (the haters) dont want you to know this but saying "I hate x ship/character" on a post about x ship/character is not necessary. you can just keep scrolling. its fine. 👍 peace and love

#yeah. quick psa bc this has happened twice with two people today #and its definetely happened in the past. #guys if my post is not for you whatever but just. leave it alone then. #you do not see me arguing with every fitz hater do you #i am not commenting on sokeefe posts that 'theyre not really my thing' #and you dont have to either! #take this information and free yourself! #repress the urge to be kind of an asshole #kotlc

[deathofdolls]

The hands down best part of playing IDV is when you’re playing with randoms and everyone on the team changes to the same character by chance and you all just go “Fuck it, why not?” and none of the players can take the match seriously

#This has happened TWICE this weekend and I absolutely love it #I’m a C badge but I got chaired first TWICE so I think that says something #I’m losing my badge after today as I haven’t ranked in like three weeks #MY PING IS FAR TOO BAD TO EVEN PLAY QMS AND IT’S DRIVING ME INSANE #idv #identity v #id5 #identity 5

[practically-an-x-man]

okay I am soooo fucking tired of the whole "how old are you?" "Oh I'm nineteen. Twenty in a couple months." "Aww you're a BABY!"

Happens every single time and it drives me up the wall. I am not a goddamn child, I am an adult and a professional and I'm tired of people devaluing me like this

#I mean seriously they look at me and assume I'm in my mid-20s and treat me professionally #and then once they find out my actual age it's like a switch flips and I become a child in their eyes #I get that I'm young but your opinion of me as a professional should not shift between assuming my age and learning it #It's happened to me twice on set today. once by someone else on the makeup team #who has since been low-key trying to take over and treat me as an assistant even though I'm credited as the lead mua #i've just been going along with it since I don't want to cause any dissent in front of the actors/crew but it's beginning to grate on me #I know what I'm doing thank you very much. we've literally been through the same exact training on this