#theyre messy but i like em

[pancakes-talks]

I never posted my nyx drawings. I just think she'd be so pretty. I don't care that she's literally the embodiment of darkness and maybe she's evil but I'm gay for her. Also I'm really into drawing whips/ranged weapons lately. They make for such fun compositions.

#drawing #sketch #sketchbook drawing #pjo #pjo hoo toa #the house of hades #theyre messy but i like em #sorry for spam posting #i just keep forgetting to post stuff right after draw it #nyx #night

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yk if i didn't grow up in a constant state of emotional repression, id probably be a disaster right now

#vent post look away look awayyy #ohhhhh theyre really trying it this time... #yall if you have piece of shit family members that you've cut off #dont EVER give them an inch. dont give them the time of day #doesnt matter their relation to you doesnt matter their feelings. fuck em #you cut them off for a reason and trust me they will only Prove your reasoning #FUCK EM!!! #absolutely unprompted #i believe... that perhaps.... there may be a restraining order in my future!! #omg i hope so that would be sooooo satisfying <3<3<3 #come anywhere near me and i will metaphorically bite yer dick off <3<3<3 #shits getting Messy again!!!! weeee!!!! #at least i have a fun new update for my dearest buddy sockeyesidequest <3 #anyway im literally looking at this 'family' drama #and i feel like a rabid dog on a chain. just let me go. please. please. its fine i dont bite (lying) im totally peaceful #i totally dont have a whole life of bottled up unrealized rage to unleash. double prommy <3 #'let me know if i can help ill give him a piece of my mind' i say as if i dont actively fantasize about getting his blood on my knuckles

[probablytree]

ashley freakin williams

#these are from sooo long ago but i just never got around to posting em #sorry theyre messy the first one actually got like? corrupted?? on procreate??? so i couldnt finish it #only file its ever happened to #evil dead #ash williams #bruce campbell #tw blood #tw//blood #tree art #also dw this isnt me changing content i just wanna post my other art #i draw other stuff i just get scared to post it idk

[of-whales-and-worms]

Designing the Harkonnens facial features and bodies vs trying to figure out what the fuck kinda clothes I should put them in

#i be havin so much fun then boom: indecisiveness #do i want them to be future scifi Geiger core? do i want them to look medieval-esque? elizabethan? russians szars or east european lords? #all are good and thats the problem i want to do all of them at once but i csnt and i have to pick a specific look for my fellas or else #i got their faces and body types down at least and im happy with those #but theyre like half nakey and messy and i dont feel like posting em

[charonte-simi]

Had an old pair of Heelys that were stained beyond repair so I decided to try my hand at painting them 🏳️‍🌈

I don't have the time to paint to the other one tonight so I have to hope I can mix the colors to match properly tomorrow lol

#ngl theyre uneven af and so very very messy #but i kinda like it that way #they're very obviously hand painted and i think thats neat #i also have no fucking clue how well this paint will hold or if it will chip off #time will tell #i think I have some fabric shield spray left. i may give em a coating of that and see if it helps #simi speaks

[isaacathom]

shaking my two ocs in the scifi story like dolls. they should kiss.

#the thing id want to do with them in a story is have some way for the “proof of relationship” to not be them kissing #just because neither of them are like. theyre not gonna do that. overwhelming emotion isnt going to provoke that #its not that they cant kiss. its that it would be a process. it would be fumbling and very adorable and probably not great #but it would be sweet which is crucial #i sorta want it to be zayvia - who is unbelievably oblivious - at some point just asking jalen point blank whats happening #like hey dude. i have to check something with you real quick. and i will accept whatever answer you give me w/o question #but you gotta answer okay. please? okay. so like. are we a thing? is there a thing going on? #and its because its gotten to the point that zayvia's had to reflect and has gone 'oh no im down bad??? HOW' #my friend in the lord you hallucinated this man coming to save you during The Time. from that moment you were FUCKED #god actually ive had an epiphany i want that to be an audience fakeout too. thatd be wild #just means the zayvia+andrea sequence comes before the jalen+petra sequence. keep em guessing #zayvia's been such a reliable character in the narrative that this lapse in credibility meeeeeans something #largely because zayvia is consistently honest. if theyre lying its omissions. its not fabrications #so zayvia fully imagining the arrival of jalen into the situation? man. #i can just imagine a cinematographer or whatever having a lot of fun with the framing and shot choice to reinforce it #and then THEY HAPPEN AGAIN! THE SECOND TIME! but its slightly different! aaaa #anyway i love these two theyre very messy. they should kiss

[aguacerotropical]

thinking bout mochijun and queerbaiting and assuming she’s straight reminds me of people calling anne rice a fujoshi when she stated she didnt completely identify as a woman. either way i think people assume its always cis women queer or not writing mlm. and thats often true! but theres also plenty of ppl who got into mlm and then just completely dis identified with Being a Woman lol

#im people #this is a very messy observation #Bc there are many mlm ships i just find it painful to interact with bc its clearly for women. Like heavens official blessing #I guess im into vanoé bc its specifically *their dynamic* that gets me #and anyways i always write em as trans bc im transmasc and i can and will #write people like me whenever i can #and i think i get into lesbian ships more even tho i actually again feel very strong about Not Being a Woman #And loving masculinity so very much #Just bc theyre mostly written for gay ppl lol

[duodusk]

wha

i couldve sworn i posted the benchtrio mc skins i made at some point what happend to them

#txt #i feel like im losing my mind i remember typing out tags and everything #im not really a skin maker so they were kinda messy but #they were bench and quackity skins based on my designs for them at the tjme #hmm maybe ill put them here so i have em somewhere . theyre rough but idk i like posting things #i also made a skin for my sona which js a little cleaner

[chisatowo]

Oh fuck yeah my like favorite wxs cover has a full version hashtag winning

#rat rambles #sekai posting #Im gonna be real I have no idea what its called in english but just trust me bro its good #the corus is rly what does it for me like damn is that actual good harmonisation in sekai impossible /j #not that sekai covers that dont harmonise super well are bad it just oft feels like its just each member individually singing overlayed #which tbh it probably is how theyre put together but yknow #its just nice to hear the occational sekai cover where they actually sound like theyre performing together instead of individually #but just like in the same space hdjdhdj #again not that those covers are inherently bad I just prefer the covers with more vocal cordination personally #but yeah the groups with the guys tend to have some of the most mixed covers in my opinion because the mix of vocal ranges can both result #in some wonderful harmonisation and some just very messy bad sounding covers gdjhdkdydh #vivid bad are especially a wild card here they have some genuinely amazing songs and also some fucking jokes of covers #but I feel like at least they have some ironic enjoyment in them so good for them #my actual least favorite sekai covers are the ones that are just. bad in a boring way #like the teo covers I dont feel even a little bad calling them bad lol #that being said kanade has some of the objectively best solo covers sorry I dont make the rules #maybe one of these days I should make a sekai originals tier list thats way more managable then a bndori one dhdmydjd #that being said Id have to decide if Im using the vocaloid or sekai versions since my opinions on em varies heavily between the 2 for some #like I fucking love vocaloid lower 25ji lower can die

[strawbbella]

Helloo~ I was bored in class one day so I thought "why not do an art study of the artists I like" except it incredibly scuffed and I really just looked at a bunch of art on their page and i tried my best to replicate one of em

So these are the 2 'studies' i did that day

1st:

My ver:

(Art by @izuke-the-zombie )

ref pic:

What I noticed first while sketching is ofc the super gorgeous cute style. Though not long into the sketching phase noticed her lines are quite sharp and pronouced, for most of her works she keeps her sketch lines making it seem more mmm hazy is the right word? Or effortless, but with every sharp line a rounded(?) line contrasts it, giving it that signature fluffiness. I absolutely adore how well this all mixes together, i dunno just sonethin bout her lines bro

I love the expression, really gives off absolutely love sick, I didn't capture the eyes quite well (I blame my chonk pen because all good artists blames their materials/j) Macaque looks more scared than breath taken and I put the eyes too far apart. I basically deprived the eyes of its soul lmao note for next time I do a study.

Ok this part has not much to do with the ref pic but her art in general and that includes her writing. I adore the cute HCs and little stories/AUs she would post, just so much creativity and its always so comforting to read as theyre so wholesome and cute. Im so sure one of my first posts here were a drawing of one of her HCs LIKE SRSLY SO CREATIVE. I was also surprised as I saw in some artworks she's able to draw structures and environments that draws your into the scene, its fits the universe so well, just adding to that little wonderment of awe. Shes amazing at coloring too, real soft, but still makes the characters pop, i'd say more but my brain is short-circuiting from all this analyzing. Shes just all round incredibly talented and creative honestly. Her style is exactly what i wanted to have as a kid and what im striving to have now. So cuteee

So far 11/10 art style, love the chibiness, cuteness, expressions, the pure and pastel feel and colors, and details. Just love her in general<3 check out her page lol

2nd:

My ver:

(Art by @clatteringbats )

ref pic:

Ok so immediately off the bat I knew I was gonna have some trouble here since I've been drawing chibis from the very start.

Just from observing her art I alr saw it has a lot of movement in em, lots of dynamic poses, and LOTS of embraces, really just pouring with that fluff/angst energy. At first I tried the anime body guidelines and boom instant error. Though not all that noticable the heads have sum chonk in em, especially the cheeks, giving that cute factor despite not being a chibi style. Im all for it. The lines are very soft, not a lot of sharp edges and if there are theyre placed in a very subtle way. The expressions are wonderful: from a subtle hopeless smile from an overwhelming roar of grief and anger, she's mastered the the art of slight details that give these effects their magic. Her lines are sketchy but not messy (does that make sense) they clump together neatly, giving the illustration clarity.

AND OMG HAVE YOU SEEN HER ANIMATICS? THE MOVEMENT, THE PACING, THE SMOOTHNESS, THE INTERACTIONS, THE EMOTIONS, THE EVERYTHING. THEYRE SO AAAA ITS LIKE A PROFESSIONAL STORYBOARD FOR A TV SHOW.

The way she uses color too— just o h m y g o d .

Her colors are so bright and clear, so nicely blended together, so bold, but not in the way that burns your eyes, she keeps them neutral in a way, that envokes that sense of harmony; like a sunset. (I legit have one of her colored artworks as my wallpaper) I have lots more to observe, but so far this is all I have to say. The skill of overflowing

Anways, back to the task at hand. I made the heads bigger than i shoulda , cause well chibi artist ehe. Again, I blame my chonk pencil. I didn't get the embrace quite right, but Ion think I could level with the queen of LITERALLY DRAWING TEARJERKING HUGS LIKE? I tried with the hands, I swear. I knew they were a little small but only now am I realizing its that way cause I made the heads too big. I wanna try drawing more in her style as its really just full of movement and flowiness, I wanna try mastering the way she draws perspectives too. I noticed for perspective shots theres this grid for the sky and ground (which is genius) will try that out when I actually pick up digital art again.

Check out her page, theres lots to see shes amazing 11/10 artstyle<3

#lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #macaque #six eared macaque #lego monkie king #liu er mihou #shadowpeach #sun wukong #lmk swk #sketch #art study #art analysis #lmk fanart #fanart #SUPPORT THESE ARTISTS #shadowpeach fluff #monkey king #wukong #doodle #ink

[ashipiko]

SOME PROSEKA OC FUNNIES…….

their group is named COLORFUL SPLASH! and they’re a dance cover group at kamiyama <3 THEYRE STILL CURRENTLY BEING REVAMPED BUT!!! YK

INTROS ARE BELOW CUT !!!

REBLOGS HIGHLY APPRECIATED!!!

—ASHI TAMADAI

SCHOOL: Kamiyama High School

YEAR: 1-A

HOBBIES: Producing art

SPECIALTY: Very charismatic

FAVE FOOD: Spam masubi

LEAST FAVE FOOD: Beans

DISLIKES: Unsociable people

DOB: June 5

HEIGHT: 160cm

NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS: Mizuki, Tsukasa

Ashi is Kamiyama’s self declared celebrity, but thanks to her overwhelming charisma, she’s swept people into declaring the same. She focuses on making herself look her best always, occasionally acting a bit narcissistic at times. Though, it’s not as if she’s aware of it…

—VIA KASHIKI

SCHOOL: Kamiyama High School

YEAR: 1-C

HOBBIES: Growing berries

SPECIALTY: Anything academic based

FAVE FOOD: Blueberries

LEAST FAVE FOOD: Sour blueberries

DISLIKES: People copying off of her

DOB: August 8

HEIGHT: 163cm

NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS: Rui, Minori

At Kamiyama High, Via can often be seen wandering around the gardens a bit dazed. She responds to people quickly and kindly, however her responses are a bit… questionable at times. She’s gained a reputation as a person who’s a bit airheaded by people not in her year, but when it comes to the classroom, people seem to know her as someone different.

—NAOTO HATANO

SCHOOL: Kamiyama High School

YEAR: 1-B

HOBBIES: Whatever Mirei wants

SPECIALTY: Baking, making mochi

FAVE FOOD: Mochi, sweets

LEAST FAVE FOOD: Mackerel

DISLIKES: Nosy people

DOB: July 16

HEIGHT: 170cm

NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS: Akito

Often found with Mirei, Naoto is a somewhat distant person. He doesn’t usually like to speak to others unless necessary, and if he doesn’t like you, he’ll avoid you as soon as he can. Though, when it comes to Mirei, it’s like he becomes a new person— talkative and willing. It’s a little odd, but most people just assume he’s whipped.

—IZUMI FUKUHARA

SCHOOL: Kamiyama High School

YEAR: 1-B

HOBBIES: Making jewelry

SPECIALTY: Finding nice shells on the beach

FAVE FOOD: Ice in any form

LEAST FAVE FOOD: Syrup that’s too sweet

DISLIKES: Jellyfish

DOB: September 17

HEIGHT: 179cm

NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS: n/a

Izumi is a bit of a quiet kid. He can often be found with sand in his messy hair, the scent of the ocean following his trail. However, he surprisingly hangs out with the most popular kids at Kamiyama, despite his faint smile not matching the loud grins of his friends. Most people don’t bother to interact with him much.

#project sekai #proseka #pjsk #prsk #ILL GO ON MAIN TAGS IG…. #project sekai oc #prsk oc #pjsk oc #ashi’s ocs ♡ #ashipiko draws ♪ #prosekashi #via kashiki #naoto hatano #izumi fukuhara #colorful splash! #I THINK THTS ALL

[odysseys-blood]

dumping a bunch of messy whb mc doodles someone take this game from me

+rambling abt em under the cut:

1(2): drew this one surrounding the feelings of guilt between minhyeok and loyal (mc). idk if they expound on it more bc im stuck on 3-48 but like. its gotta suck feeling like you're the whole reason your best friend is going through it (loyal going to hell to revive minheyok/ minheyok dying because he tried to save loyal) and yet you cant talk at all. i like thinking about the feelings of obligation they both feel for each other. and the fact that theyre both a lil too guilty because none of this is either of their faults but feelings arent exactly logical are they. also did you know minhyeok's cut is in the reverse direction in his halloween event sprites than they should be based on the cg where he gets cut. cause it keeps bothering me.

also not related but since the halloween event i keep playing with the idea of minhyeok having some unknown relation to whatever happened to god (or maybe lilith for that matter but i have less of a support for this one) after he disappeared. i do like him as a "just some guy" character but i do also like the idea of him having that unavoidable bond with you because god adored solomon and having one soul turn back up means its not impossible for the others to appear again. also smthn was up with how the angels liked him

3: please. please stop grinding your teeth it hurts to read. loyal was also a wrestler in highschool so he's even more concious of it and is two seconds from like just putting his arm in the way so he stops. id say maybe we could invest in like lolipops or smthn but i feel like satan would "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop" except he doesnt even lick it he just bites it into smithereens in one go.

4: i think i literally went :0 when solomon first says that devils are idiots not long after the mc does. it rly is like. ik ur different people but u truly are a mirror of solomon huh. except loyal is more grumbly about it

5/6: like i said im stuck on 3-48 so idk how feasible this is but bad end angelification loyal! i was gonna do a demon one too but i think angel mc is more compelling because not only will you have to break your promise and let everyone, especially satan, down, but now they have to kill you too. and that would eat at the devils so badly. they already lost solomon once and now they have to get rid of him personally.

#cliff png #whb #what in hell is bad #whb mc #whb satan #whb solomon #whb minhyeok

[coveredinredpaint]

Im an aspiring punk here ive wanting to start making my own stuff maby start a batle jacket or patch pants or somthing but those projects sound a bit intimidating. Do you have any recmondations on a good place to start?

hey ey!

to begin sorry for the late reply, i got a lot going on currently

to begin id advise collecting inspo for what kinda jackets/pants you want first. i use pinterest, tumblr and etsy to find inspo for my diy stuff. i like to sketch out different designs for my projects before making them, so i can try out what fits and what doesnt.

to practice id say starting by making patches and sewing them (use dental floss, its cheap and incredibly strong and durable) on for example a bag is the simplest way to introduce urself to patchmaking and sewing. i advise using the whip stitch to sew them on. when youre a bit more confident in ur skill level one of the easiest projects to start is a battlevest, since its mostly flat and straight fabric its easy to sew on and modify. most people find denim more difficult to sew on cause of its sturdiness but i prefer it for exactly that quality, it prevents the fabric from moving/stretching too much

you dont need expensive supplies, even stuff that might be seen as trash is very useful for punk diys, some old cloths and acrylic/fabric paint will already be enough for patches. i got a tutorial on my blog for stenciling them (let me know if you want me to link it). soda tabs can be used to make buttons/pins, chainmail, chains, and so much more. bottlecaps can also be made into different types of buttons/pins and chains (and more stuff i cant think of rn). you can get chains for cheap from hardware stores, id also keep an eye out for those chain dog collars in yardsales and such, theyre often very good quality (i got 3 all secondhand).

on that note, where can you find ur stuff for projects?? i get almost all my stuff secondhand. ive got at least 4 thriftstores nearby, and there are often fleamarkets around my area, which i always try to go to when i have the chance. fleamarkets are often announced in local newspapers or on posters around town. you might also find em by googling ur towns name and then "fleamarket" or "yardsale". if you live in a remote area where these things just dont exist i advise asking family/friends if they got old stuff they wanna get rid off. or to use online secondhand stores like vinted or depop (altho depop sellers often overprice, keep an eye out for cheap deals) for stuff you really cant get secondhand like spikes etc. i advise etsy. also if youre US based studsandspikes.com has tons of different spikes for cheap.

an important thing to remember is that your stuff wont and doesnt have to look perfect. your stuff will be messy and sometimes a project totally doesnt end up how you want and thats okay. fuck around and find out!

#my stuff #punk diy #diy fashion #diy punk #punk clothes #punk style #punk patches

[cerealmonster15]

scuse me i gotta go be embarrassing under the cut brb 🚶

@cosmiccoincidence @felix-the-lemon-king well FUCK ok hi lol 👋

so like images from the engtwst translation that altered my brain forever:

so like. 🧍🙈 URGHGHHHG lol. felix u may have heard some of or all of this tangent before in the dms LOL but

my attempt at long story short: friend and i were into twst well before engtwst came out, so when we saw the official translation translated cater's "leona-kun" to "leona, sweetheart," we were like 🤨sweetheart?🤨🤨🤨 jkslajKLDJL like ik it's a casual thing meant here but. however. you see LOL

longer details: me being how i am as a person™, i let this fester in the back of my brain and it gradually grew out of control. i dont like. theyre not a pair i think of when i think of My Cater Ships. HOWEVER as i do with most leona potential ships(???) they read as exes to me here JSDLFG like. me with my soap opera lenses on [they are never off. sorry.] has me running wild w/this like leona/cater having A Thing of some undefined nature like maybe last year. tapping into cater's implied vibes of not always letting people get super close / used to kinda keeping things surface level and making the most of Being In The Moment and less concerned about making lasting ties bc hes used to stuff not lasting from his moving around etc etc whatever. like cater and leona starting off w/ a bond of just quietly being in each others space [i mean caters a chatterbox LOL im thinkin those rare moments where hes like mask off kinda lethargic or something. caycays such an interesting character w/a lotta mystery in that regard but i do NOT have time to get into that so just!!! bear with me LOL JFKLSDJF]

anyway i feel like i recycle the same plotlines with characters/ocs forever but thats just too bad: cater+ leona bonding somehow dont worry about it. idk leonas a spelldrive star and caters really good at flying so They Could Bond -> somehow falling into like a Casual Lowkey Relationship where theyre like 'we arent DATING dating, no labels and mostly just hang out when no one's around but Something Undefined is happening here. they kiss or whatever lol -> they emphasize w/e they have is strictly casual and 'doesnt mean anything' -> perhaps cater emphasized the 'doesnt mean anything' part more idk -> some forbidden feelings kinda spark anyway but one or both of em are just kinda. ignoring/denying it lol -> ive had a specific image in my brain for a Long Time of like. cater kissing lion boy. then being like ✌️its ok, its just for fun dont worry doesnt mean anything ✌️ -> and like its a mutual neutral feeling At First but like eventually i think their Situation falls apart for one reason or another and theres Tension

^i said takes place the year before the game starts but i think i also had it in my mind toying w/the idea of it as like a SUMMER FLING/ROMANCE(?) that ended RIGHT BEFORE school started. or idk maybe it ended right before they got out for break. WHATEVER.

point is those screenshots are from book 2 which is still pretty early on in the school year so ive got the vibe of like "oh things are still awkward between them, the 'breakup' is still relatively fresh, and leona feels bitter about it and is playing extra hardball with these guys and also harshly teasing them about it bc caters there and hes Emotional but taking it out sports style" lol. and supplementing that Specific Image In My Head^ i imagine in that convo in the screenshots w/cay being like 😔leona sweetheart plz chill😔 leona would just be like 😒well. it 'Doesnt Mean Anything' so whats the problem here 😌 😒

anyway. you maybe didnt really ask for the extra headcanon au lore whatever details but i gave them to you anyway LOL my LeoCay Messy Breakup AU. but i ALSO just like drawing them together bc cay is my fave and fun to draw, and leona is Also fun to draw 😔 my fave character cay + character i have been dragged kicking and screaming to kind of respect over time KLJFSDKLJFL every time leona says or does something that makes me think hes cool or smart i get SO MAD about it. seething at book 6 LOL SJDKLFJD twst with their damn complex characters making me Think Deeply 😒 and then i steal their deep blorbos and put them in my funny little barbie dreamhouse soap opera recycled romance drama plotline loop forever and ever and ev

ahem. so yea on the surface. pair that probs would never ever work out HOWEVER it's MY mind palace and i can make up whatever silly rules i want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#literally sat here head in my hands irl for a few seconds bc i was so embarrassed typing all this LOL had 2 pause and recollect myself #still gonna tag it tho. i have to desensitize myself 💪 #twisted wonderland #cater diamond #leona kingscholar #twst #cereal tries to draw #if the readmore doesnt work im committing crimes. but usually it works after i edit and re-add it lol #i have a lot of cay ships bc cay is a fave character and #i cant help but put my fave blorbos through the 'everyone should love u' machine #listen not everything is about shipping however i simply Enjoy It #it is FUN #<- me defending myself when literally no one is challenging me lol #SORRY it's 1am im Getting Scared lol #its the danger hour the Big Emotions time lol time for BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vaguely-yandere]

oh lord, cannibal/taste yan has me acting UP. hear me out, 100% smut scenario

They have a chubby darling who likes to tease their yan because they like the attention (and they know it'll get them going all night). Darling puts on their tightest, most revealing clothes, lays themself out on the bed, and then just waits for their yan to come home.

Yan finally comes back, sees darling, and then has to deal with the excruciating, horny wait of a strip tease. Darling tells them they can't touch or taste until they're all done, and even starts pleasuring themself midway through, making absolutely sure to expose themself as much as possible. Cannibal yan is growling, drooling, desperately trying to get just some part of darling on their tongue like a starved, depraved animal. And then when darling lets up and lets their yandere have at it, they're ten times as feral and hungry as they usually are, and that was exactly what they wanted.

chubby darlings,,, <333 the way to my heart!

i just know cannibal yan has a Thing about chubby people that they are immensely ashamed of, not because theyre ashamed to be to find that trait attractive, but because they just love being with someone who 'seems to' love food (they know thats a very weird thing to think but i just know they think it)

and cannibal yandere would treat them right!!! i just know it!! you wanna get extras of something but no one else is? cannibal yan is already filling both of your plates up and if someone gives you even one bad look, theyre ending up in a soup. you walk into a store and get judge-y looks? cannibal yan will hiss at them. they will. anyone comments on your body or what youre eating? cannibal yandere will eat them and i just know cannibal yandere loves kissing your stomach, your arms, your cheek and if you have a double chin? rolls? a lot of fat on your face? theyre weak. REGULARLY has to wipe drool from their chin.

and if you have big thighs? i hope you love hickies and bite marks cause those babies will be COVERED in them!! and if you show em off? you KNOW cannibal yan will take you into the nearest private area and add to your collection. they think youre the sexiest thing in this world and anyone who disagrees is gonna get turned into food for their butcher to give to their farmer! <3 reduce, reuse, recycle!

and after your sexy strip tease, i hope you have a bunch of water prepared for after because they arent letting you go until you cant cum any more! again, afab or amab, they love your taste and dont discriminate. probably trains their gag reflex and does tongue exercises just to keep you happy! i also hope you own a lot of towels because they have some issues controlling things when they go down on you so things get messy. you learn pretty quickly that if you complain about chub rub, they'll make your thighs slick enough to prevent it! talk about thoughtful! <3

and if you put a muzzle on them... well, the thought is hot enough!!! them desperately whining and begging for you, begging for you to let them get a taste, begging and begging and begging!! and when you finally take it off, its heaven!!!

and since theyre a subtype of sensitive yandere, you bet their pants are a mess before your strip tease is even over! both from drool and their own cum! and it would be so cute seeing them grind against the mattress while going down on you, their little whines and whimpers muffled by your sex!

and if you visit them at work? sneak up behind them and wrap your arms around their waist? well, theyre very thankful to have an apron on and that you had the foresight to bring them an extra pair of pants and underwear.

i also think cannibal yandere would have a 'perfect palate' and thats why they love tasting you so much! so much flavor but so primal, so unsophisticated, it gets them going just thinking about it! your taste, whether your cum, saliva, sweat or flesh is addicting to them, to the point they'd be able to tell if you switched body washes! and one of the best ways to tease them is by 'innocently' bending over or wearing revealing clothes in front of them. it drives them insane! if you do it for long enough, you can even hear them whine and growl behind you and if you turn around, you can see them rubbing their legs together and staring at your ass like theyre starved! and if you put something a lil 'special' in their meal, theyll know and get so embarrassed and horny for you! the poor thing will try their hardest to make it through the meal, grinding against their seat, trying not to moan at each bite, wishing youd just get on the table instead and spread your legs for them and just when theyre about to give up and crawl under the table, you tell them how good theyre being for you and they have to grip the table and cover their mouth to prevent from crying out as they, once again, ruin their underwear.

and you bet ur ass they want- no, need you to sit on their face. doesnt matter how heavy you are, you gotta be 3 somethin to do somethin to them and even then? even then they'll figure it out. they just love being smothered! at first, you're so worried but theyre forcing your hips down and eating you out so eagerly and, well, you can see them bucking their hips into the air, trying to fuck into something and you very quickly realize that they fucking love this, every god damn second of it.

and in the scenario you so lovingly laid out for me, i just love imagining darling sinking their fingers into their yanderes hair and practically riding their face as they desperately eat them out! sucking, licking, flicking, fingering, everything is happening so fast and before you know it, you can only gasp and cry out as they give you orgasm after orgasm until all they can taste is you, you, you <3 legs up on their shoulders, pillow underneath your lower back, staring dumbly up at the ceiling because youre too weak to ask for a short break and they only stop to whine because your legs arent crushing them like they usually are! c'mon baby, you can go for one more round, cant you? please? for me?

#yandere scenarios #yandere #yandere imagines #yandere x you #asks #yandere smut #chubby darling #cannibal yandere

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Carrot Pineapple Muffins

The recipe for the muffins seen here, well. Sort of anyway.

Recipe as written, on a page from maybe a website or book? I just have a photo copy I reprint as needed (read: as the paper falls victim to mishaps)

1 1/2 cups flour

1 cup sugar

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp cinnamon

1/2 tsp salt

2/3 cup salad oil

2 eggs

1 cup finely grated raw carrot

1/2 cup crushed pineapple with juice

1 tsp vanilla

Sift flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon and salt together in large bowl. Add oil, eggs, carrot, pineapple and vanilla.

Blend on low speed until all is moist, then beat for 2 minutes at medium speed. Half fill greased muffin tins and bake at 350 F for 25 minutes.

Makes 24 muffins. -Mrs. W. Atkins Agincourt, Ontario

Well thank u Mrs. Agincourt, the impact uve had on my life is not insubstantial. If you would like these muffins id def reccomend just making them as is...

however... u dont have a recipe in your life this long and Not Fuck With It.

Number One alteration that ive never NOT done (well maybe once by accident?) blend those pineapples. well it very well might be to ppls preference to have little morsels of pineapple in there. but a blended pineapple slurry just makes it like. applesauce muffins. just a nice moist texture throughout idk

Number 1.5 is u can make this a cake if u like. i guess thats obivious. BUT. Its good. i had this for many a birthday. ice that shit, normal buttercream please what is with the cream cheese obsession i dont know. do what u like but dont limit urself to expectation okay. Bakes into a nice really brown cake. U gotta bake this recipe like 'well done' if u want it to have any kind of structural intregrity so its kinda? crusty? i like it tho.

Number 2. ratios. in an impluse that im sure started in some healthy eating for the kids blah blah. but its just how i make it now. I tend to increase the pineapple and decrease the oil and use one egg? how much?? ehhhhhh..... like like a cup of pineapple. and 1/3 oil? does that math out? probably not idk. dont do it like how i do it maybe probably but thats how i do it

ALSO. MORE CINNAMON. Live deliciously. could go up to a tbsp of cinnamon honestly. Maybe even apple pie or chai spices. Could do whatever.

Number 3. definitional quibbles. "makes 24 muffins" whos muffins.... i find this tends to make me about 15 large muffins. maybe 16-18 if u want to be safe from over flow? and more if u want to fill em with a jam thing.

"finely grated carrot" using a grater with wholes less that like... idk half a centremeter gives me a bad time. u want like. chedder cheese size not parmesan.

oh also "salad oil" i use canola or vegatable. is that what it means by that? [makes i dunno noise] you could sub with various melted fats. there would be differences but not a big deal. butter or marg or coconut. whatever.

Number 4. Process. Oh mostly just I mix all the liquids together and then add them to the dry ingredients. (u could pop them all into blender together if u want) im mixing this shit by hand so u know. usuaully i do carrots a dry ingredient but that might not even be a good choice again ignore what im doing.

and again bake time. Ur really gonna want to check on them to to make sure their done. like toothpick check colour check whatever. their moist so its not a big like. over cook problem i think. AND i think theyre really good after sitting in the fridge or freezer and getting reheated (fresh baked goods are soooo tasty but a microwave is also a wonderful invention)

post thought. the jam. i dont usually fill these muffins usually i save that for applesauce ones, but i did last time. i tend to just heat whatever frozen berries, little lemon or lime juice. uhhhh maybe 1/4 cup of sugar? in a small sauce pan. how much fruit. ??? enough. i fill each muffin with like. a tablespoon. so idk. math that one out. needs to be a thick sauce! (however if its TOO thick then u also lose out on messy pick apart muffin treat. ur call) and chilled. if u wanna avoid Big Mess Muffin. lmao. u could swril the jam in or whatever else to but. effort.

#some shit #howssss this lmao #as always all my cooking/baking experience is EXTREMELY. oh eh you know #when they say baking is a science u gotta know. theres a lot of ways to do science.