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ivadrifts7 · 1 month
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"you're not a chilli anymore. I'm going to keep it. I will."
"You're going to forget it there."
"I won't (softly)"
This is my 1st time seeing the full clip and the way charles is so soft here god 🥹
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*whispers* you're my whole world bro
+ bonus: Seb "gonna act normal now, shake his hand, shake his hand, shake his hair" nicely done
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YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HEART EYES LIKE THESE look at this cute puppy being so in love with Q.
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He's so proud that all of his effort payed off and he's sitting there, next to the boy he used to amdire and swoon over, getting to peek into his world by listening to the music he's always blasting through his earphones.
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AND HE'S LOOKING BACK Toey is in his sight and it's so fucking beautiful, because he is just happy to be there, to be around. It was never tht kind of heartachy unrequited love, it's puppy admiration and infatuation. I love them, this show is about them. Well, about anyone but PondPhuwin at this point. ALSO BONUS BEFORE I FORGET LOOK AT Q!!
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Now where did you pick that annoying habit from? Huh? I wonder...
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opens-up-4-nobody · 10 months
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I cant find it but someone made a post about how Wilson waltzes into episodes to soft dom House and they were 1000% right and I cant unsee it and it's driving me nuts
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oleklingyi · 1 year
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Olek caressing Ling Yi’s face
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purplelea · 1 year
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I see people getting enthusiastic about the player polycule but will they still be there when I'll start talking about JoshBeat, BeatShiki and Joshiki? not so sure. a shame since those three ships are extremely interesting as well
#you might tell me. but Léa they don't interact a lot! in fact Shiki and Joshua never interacted at all! how can we be there for that?#MY FRIENDS. i don't care <3#the important part is the POTENTIAL of the dynamic!! what you can create!!#JoshBeat? the funny potential is too powerful here. it could be literally anything.#Beat is just too easy to mess with and Joshua certainly won't hesitate#but tbh i'm also a big fan of the idea of two characters who don't like to show weakness#(Beat because he believes he has to be strong to protect Rhyme)#(And joshua because... it's Joshua. he likes being in control of everything and showing weakness is not being in control#it requires trust. trust in the one you're with that they won't use that weakness against you. trust that they'll help you.#that they won't push you further down.)#and i dunno. the idea of these two trusting eachother enough to be vulnerable with eachother#it's so soft and cute. i love it#BeatShiki? can we talk about beatshiki for a sec. they're so sweet. remember how they immediately became friends when they met?#Beat hating Neku's guts but still accepting to help them because it was for Shiki?#the wait? the wait during 3 years as they were the closest ones from Neku#drifting apart to the point that Beat doesn't recognise Mr Mew anymore? what happened?#the idea of being different but wanting the same thing. aiming for the same goal. sharing something despite these differences#being brought together by that similarity despite everything else and sticking together because they're the only one who get you#they're the only one who knows what it's like to lose someone like Neku. to not know where he is. to wait or look for him everyday#joshiki? did you guys forget how Shiki was the one to ever break Neku's shell of self-isolation against the world?#and how much this characteristic of Neku is paralleled with Joshua?#don't you think it would be interesting to have her meet him? see how much she could change him?#also it would be funny af to have Shiki (extremely easily flustered person) and Joshua (big flirt) interact. you cannot disagree.#it would be hilarious. anyway i'm very normal about these three ships as you can see#léa rambles#twewy#hachicule#beatshiki#joshiki#joshbeat
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softerbrambles · 1 year
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Softer Behind Closed Doors
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Lee!Wasp
Ler!Ironhide
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"...Have I ever heard you laugh before?"
Wasp blinked before turning to face his new friend, energon canister in hand.
"I…don't see why that matters."
He muttered under his breath, taking a sip of his energon. Ironhide had seen the other smile, those were almost exclusive to being in Ironhide's presence and almost all were cocky grins or smirks. Ironhide only saw the other genuinely smile three times, once after opening up to Ironhide about the body shaming he used to deal with prior to joining bootcamp. Ironhide had commented on the stupidity of the ones who used to mock him and was rewarded with a gentle smile and a soft "You're so weird…"
The second time has been after Sentinel Minor slipped in a puddle during a lecture. The others had laughed and snickered, and Wasp hunched up his shoulders bringing up a servo to cover a wobbly smile. Ironhide remembered pausing just to stare at the others face and seeing the way he blushed and averted eye contact once he noticed Ironhide staring.
The third time had been just now, after Bumblebee left with Longarm to go for a race. After they left the building Ironhide leaned over and joked.
"50 Shanix says Bee crashes."
Wasp rolled his optics with a fond smile and retorted.
"Make it 100."
Which brought them to now, Ironhide sat up straight turning to look at Wasp directly.
"Hey, maybe I just want to hear you laugh, it takes work just to get a real smile out of you."
Wasp scoffed and put the canister down, a cocky grin spreading across his face. He leaned back in his seat, arms folded behind his helm.
"I'm just not as easily cracked as the rest of you, I take things seriously."
Wasp glanced at the orange mech, pointed over at him.
"You double-over laughing as soon as I start prodding your tires."
Ironhide flushed as Wasp's grin spread, before he paused and began thinking about something. Wasp looked back over, shifting in his seat to lean into the armrest.
Ironhide smirked and pointed an accusatory finger at the minibot.
"What about you then?"
Wasp raised a metal brow, not getting the implication.
"Are you ticklish?"
Wasp sputtered and looked away immediately, faceplates burning as he scrambled for a response. One that was unnecessary as Ironhide clearly already knew the answer to that question. Wasp heard the other get up and pressed himself into the corner of the chair.
"Ye- wait no! I meant no!"
Ironhide snickered servos raised with wiggling fingers, Wasp's optics widened and he made a scramble to get out of the chair and out the door but Ironhide pinned him back against the chair. He dragged the smaller into his lap and cracked his knuckles menacingly. Wasp gulped and squirmed in place.
"I-Ironhide I swear to Primus if you touch me!"
Wasp tried going on the defensive and masking how nervous he was but it was still really obvious. Ironhide placed his servos on Wasp's sides, tauntingly smirking at the bot who was once again, hiding a wobbly smile behind one of his servos.
"I- I'm warning you!"
Ironhide rolled his eyes and retorted.
"Yeah see, it's just sorta hard to take you seriously when you're grinning like that."
Without wasting a moment more Ironhide began rapidly scribbling on the smaller bots sides. Wasp's eyes widened comically and he immediately slapped both his servos over his mouth and curled in as much as he could, shaking with gritted teeth.
"Hnggk! Sccr-Scrap! Ir-Ghk! Ironhide, kn-knohock it offff..!"
Ironhide smirked mischievously and moved lower to tease the minibots stomach, being rewarded with a squeak and some choked giggles.
"Well you weren't lying about being harder to crack, but hey, I've always liked a challenge."
Wasp began struggling with more strength, taking his servos off his mouth to shove at the orange mech's chassis while rapidly kicking his legs.
"N-Naaoho! Ghnk- Get off!"
Ironhide winced and dug in a little rougher drawing out a squeal.
"Hey, watch it! You're gonna scuff the paint!"
Wasp tried to glare but it wasn't very effective given the giggles popping at the back of his throat. But he evidently took that as a challenge since he mustered enough strength to kick Ironhide straight in the chassis, leaving a noticeable dent. It'd buff right out but the action was enough to get Ironhide to gasp with offense.
"Oh that does it! Come here you!"
He moved his servos up and scribbled under Wasp's arm joints, and the dam finally broke. Wasp convulsed and screeched, throwing his head back while hugging his midsection.
"Wa-WAHAHAIT! Oh-Okahahay! OkAHAY! I'm sorry! I'm soAHAHARY! PLEASE!"
Wasp squeezed his optics closed rapidly, shaking his head and trying his hardest not to kick out lest he provoke Ironhide any further. Ironhide rolled his eyes without any real conviction but acting upset all the same.
"Oh, will 'sorry' buff this out? I don't think so ya little brat!"
Wasp lightly whacked and others arm as he wheezed out.
"NOHOHAT LIhihihITTLE!"
Ironhide scoffed fondly and lifted the other up burying his face on his shoulder.
"Whatever you say tiny~"
Wasp's retort was cut off by Ironhide blowing a raspberry on the side of his neck pulling a high-pitched screech from the back of his throat. 
"FFFFRAAHAHAHAG! NONONO GEHEHET OFFF, I SAHAID I WASSS SOOHAHARY!"
Ironhide laughed and blew one more before pulling back and giving his friend a break. Wasp rolled onto his side with his fans having audibly kicked in to help cool himself down. He let out an embarrassed groan hiding his flushed face in his servos, Ironhide just chuckled patting his back reassuringly.
"Heh, sorry about that Wasp. But hey, now I can officially say that I've heard your laugh before."
Wasp lifted his helm up just to glare at him which Ironhide only laughed at. Wasp growled in response, sitting up and getting off the chair.
"If you tell anyone about this-"
Ironhide put his arms up in mock surrender, beginning to stand up himself.
"Relax, relax, I wouldn't do that to you."
Wasp crossed his arms with a slightly mistrusting expression on his face.
"...You promise?"
Ironhide nodded, pretending to zip his mouth shut. Before placing a servo on the other's shoulder.
"I didn't take it too far back there did I?"
Wasp sighed, pausing before shoving his servo off his shoulder before saying with some reluctance.
"No…I probably could've handled more than that- Which is not an offer to continue! I'm… I'm just saying."
Wasp began to blush again as he talked about it, he evidently wasn't used to being on the receiving end of this kind of thing. Ironhide just wrapped an arm around his pal and replied.
"Hey relax, I'm not putting you through that again anytime soon. At least today anyways."
Wasp rolled his eyes and promptly shoved the other off of him with a fond grin plastered on his face as evidence he didn't really care. Ironhide's expression softened at Wasp's next words.
"You're so weird."
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frienderbee · 2 years
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Elumax is the best ship cause they are all simultaneously the sunshine and the sunshine protectors.
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vatrocvet · 1 year
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it's astonishing to me that croma has only recently began to be "taken seriously" as a ship because i literally forgot about everything soul eater related but the second i got back into it and saw the interactions between maka and crona my brain immediately started getting crazy "oh they're like that okkkkk" vibes from them like. how is this not common sentiment. like you don't have to ship them to see how utterly gay they act around eachother occasionally.
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a-lonely-dunedain · 2 years
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my bafflingly inconsistent art style is back with some LOTRO funnies
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transsweet · 2 years
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where's that post that's like "if hatsune miku was real we'd be best friends"
"you and miku or me and you?"
"me and you bro"
that's peak capsweet
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ashs-artblog · 7 months
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jisungshotfirst · 1 year
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... u have no fcking clue how sad I am .....
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novelbear · 10 months
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kiss me with your eyes closed - kiss prompts
prompt list by @novelbear
pulling away and their faces are all flushed and they hear nothing but the sound of eachother trying to catch their own breaths
grabbing them by their waist and tugging them closer to deepen the kiss
^ maybe it catches the other off guard and they let out a little noise of surprise (much to the amusement of their partner)
cupping their cheeks and giving them a peck on the nose or lips
smiling into the kiss (it's gonna do it for me every time)
or if they smirk a little whilst doing it oh my god
they're lying on the bed, one on top of the other just planting kisses alllllll over their face. all over.
just going at it and suddenly they're being picked up and placed on the counter (or whatever surface is near)
laughing out loud when one of them makes any noises accidentally
one is shorter and they just plant a soft kiss (or kisses) along the taller's jawline
gentle. forehead. kisses.
a first kiss: one just goes for it so fast that the other doesn't realize what's happening at first. then they're like "oh shit"
^ but they slowly melt into it, let their eyes close, and kiss back
back hugging and the one in front just turns around to press their lips against the other's
those kisses that start off short and sweet, but things just naturally escalate
whispering words of admiration and love between a kiss
one is on the other's lap, holding their face between their hands, kissing them and instantly forgetting everything else in the room with them
those kisses that are just passionate from the start, they wrap their arms around their partner's neck or waist, being dipped back slightly.
after a heated session, they admire their flushed partner and softly place a peck on the cheek.
when they're holding hands and one just brings them up to their lips and places a kiss on their fingers.
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rogueddie · 8 months
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A gay bar is the last place Steve ever thought he'd be, yet here he sits.
He keeps looking over to Robin- not too much, just enough to keep an eye on her. Make sure she's still having fun. Although, he's sure he doesn't need to be worrying.
The girl who'd caught Robins eye is small, feminine. She looks like a sweetheart and she keeps getting Robin flustered. They're cute together, clearly into eachother, and Steve couldn't be happier.
Even sat alone, feeling completely out of place and a little uncomfortable, seeing Robin able to flirt with someone so openly is… he just feels relieved.
He should have thought to bring her here sooner.
"Hey there." The man smiles when Steve flinches. It's a soft smile, kind. "You wanna dance?"
"Oh, uh, I don't- I mean, uh-"
"Woah, don't panic. It's just a dance, right? You look uncomfortable is all and seeing you sat alone with your big fucking puppy dog eyes is just sad." He gently nudges Steves chin up when he tries to look down, feeling awkward. His finger lingers a little, brushing along his jaw. "You don't wanna have a fun night out? I won't be offended if you say no."
And, ok, Steve's a little tipsy. He's sure he'd never agree if he were sober- it wouldn't have felt fair. The guy is clearly attracted to him, not even trying to hide the way he's eyeing him.
But Steve's buzz is more annoying than pleasant and dancing does sound fun. So he agrees, accepts the hand offered and lets the guy pull him into the crowd.
The guy keeps his distance. Anytime the crowd jolts Steve toward him, he steps back the same amount, keeping a solid foot between them. But he's grinning, yelling jokes over the music, unabashedly dancing like an idiot.
It's great, it's fun. Steve can't stop grinning, stomach starting to ache with how much he's been laughing.
Eventually, a slower song comes on, stronger sexual undertones. The guy (Eddie, he'd leant in to tell Steve when asked, explaining that he knew Steve because they used to be in the same year as in Hawkins) shrugs, pulling an exaggerated face that screams 'what-can-you-do'. He's turning away.
But Steve grabs his wrist, Eddie looking back with raised eyebrows.
"This alright then, pretty boy?" He asks after stepping in close. His hands rest low on his hips.
Steve nods, flushing. He automatically puts his hands on his shoulders, letting Eddie lead him through a weirdly intimate sort of slow dance. And Steve is suprised to find himself… into it? He's not sure.
He feels less tipsy, so he can't blame the easy blushes or the way his stomach flips on the alcohol. There's no excuse for how he's started looking at Eddie either, paying a little too much attention to the way he moves, how his hands feel when they slowly start to wonder.
He gently brushes Eddies hair out the way without thinking, tucking it behind his ear so he can see the tattoo on his neck. Eddie tilts his head slightly, baring his neck a little more. When he glances up, Eddie is watching him, curiously.
"Hate to sound pressumptious," he drawls, taking a small step forward so their chests are pressed together, "but it feels like you're making moves on me, big boy."
"What if I am? What happens then?"
"Maybe I'd ask if you're sober enough to drive or if we need to call a cab." He leans back a little when Steve moves to kiss him. He hums, smirking. "Or maybe I'd ask for your number. I'm a classy lady, Harrington; what if I don't put out on the first date?"
"I've never said no to a challange."
Eddie barks out a laugh, loud enough to startle some of the people swaying beside them. "As if."
"What? You're like... pretty."
"Pretty," he repeats, rolling his eyes. "People know I'm a fag, Steve. Even being seen with me like we're 'just friends' would fucking ruin you."
"Your point?"
"You wouldn't dare."
"Wanna put money on that?"
Eddie eyes him for a second, his derision melting into curiosity. "You want to make a bet on whether you'll date me or not?"
"Why not? One of us wins money in a bet, we both score a date, and-"
"I thought you were straight."
"Yeah, me too. But I don't think straight guys think about you like I am, right now."
Eddie steps back, considering. It's a long, tense, moment before he finally sticks his hand out. Steve quickly shakes his hand, grinning.
"You've got yourself a deal."
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nymphany · 9 months
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Thoughts for thoughts
♡Call of Duty thoughts♡
Masterlist
!!! Warnings !!!
Hybrid! Characters, dark characters, dark content, hybrids, bimbo reader, nsfw etc
MINORS DNI
♡ bull 141 + farmer price! X cow! Reader, they're always fighting over you and craving your milk it's too bad it's only for price
♡ Sheep dog soap x lamb reader he heards you into a corner all by yourself and knots you until you're completely full or until the farmer finds the both of you
♡ big bad wolf! Simon x lil red! lamb/doe/bunny reader!! Hes absolutely animalistic feral even
♡ gaz and his pretty milf neighbour
♡ Alejandro letting rudy share his wife!!!!!
♡ dog! Anyone humping your foot like the degenerate he is, or humping anything that fits between his thighs you can't leave him alone because he cant be trusted :(( he cums on everything and anything that smells like you. complete mess. God forbid you have any sex toys too because hes 100% cumming in them and scenting them
♡ dog! Ghost, soap, price x dog! Reader, ghost is big, a lil mean and scary, soap is too dramatic for your little brain and price always makes you feel dumber than you are (he doesnt mean too tho) you always stay away from them especially when they get back from a mission you just know they're filled with adrenaline and you wont be able to help yourself but you cant help but gravitate towards them when your heat starts, the problem is all of them want you to have their pups and you can barely walk or move once you heat dies down. They always tease eachother about when they get you, they play so dirty!! Sparring? Pinned down and humped, bending over? Humped, reaching for something? Humped. You really can't catch a break </3
♡ bear price x bunny reader <3 yummy yummy yummy so big and warm, so strong and smart he has to protect his dumb cocksleeve !! Let's you have all the blankets for your nests even some of his clothes <3 he always soothes you when you cry from how big he is and how he doesnt fit in the delicately crafted nest. but its okay because he doesnt mind being tightly pressed against you hes okay with the tiny nest and his tiny bunny.
♡ mean! Cat! Ghost x kitty reader, shes a high class purebred show cat with the cutest bells and bows and ghost is a scruffed up tom cat who loves to annoy her. Hes a degenerate too and is not above sniffing your panties while their still on you, he just loves her scent and want you to have his litter. He scents her all the time at this point people assume shes ghost when she comes near. He purrs so loud too when hes balls deep
♡ Or stag/ram! Soap who loves to scent his pretty deer/lamb shes so soft and pretty and he wants her so bad!! She smells so good and hes always pressing his nose into her neck. He definitely challenges everyone to train against him but only if you watch 👁👁 he needs ti prove he can provide strong babies (he fails a bunch because hes too busy looking at her)
♡ Need a bear! Konig + bunny reader, hes so big like gigantic, huge and he scares her! Shes a baker and bakes things for everyone and he is just head over heels in love with her but she thinks he wants to eat her but he just wants a cupcake. He leaves treats at her door, flowers and pretty rocks trying to court her. She thinks hes making fun of her </3 and gets all angry and stomps her feet at him but he just swoons even more. She finally starts coming around when the cold comes and she feels the need to snuggles up with this furnace of a giant. When her heat comes so does her oral fixation, she loves having any part of him in her mouth, she loves his scent, his taste all of it!! He doesnt fit into any nest she makes because hes built like a tank but that's okay his bed is big enough.
♡ Wolf! Ghost x little red riding hood! Reader, shes walking to prices house to give him some baked goods and meals she made him, hes been helping her with some repairs and just has to repay him but the big bad wolf doesnt like that the pretty girl with the pretty scent is hanging around price of all people so he fakes an injury while she walks past him and put lil doe eyed girl has to help an someone in need although she didnt know it would be this type of help. Price isnt pleased when stumbles across the scene of graves balls deep, knot forming and rounds and rounds of cum dripping from lil red. Shes on her knees cheek pressed against the floor and is too delirious to acknowledge price, ghost however is as smug as always knowing he got his favourite red hood
♡ Stag! Soap with his deer! Reader whose so shy and skittish from being surrounded by giant men, she clings on to him like a life line being the same species gives her something to relate too he must also intimidated by these absolute units. She cant be further from the truth, soap feels no fear infact he feels power he has the one thing the others dont and what they crave. Hes so mean about it to, hes so rough when fucking you just so they can hear and suffer, He brags about it in the morning to everyone embarrassing you as they all look at you with such hunger.
♡ Kitty! Reader x big cats! Rudy + alejandro + wolf! Graves. !!! Somnophilia !!! Kitty! Reader whose so pretty and perfect, covered in bows, bells and lace. Rudy and alejandro always compliment her praising her soft ears and tail, letting them feel for themselves. This makes graves very jealous and the only way he knows how to respond to this is being a menace. Kitty reader isnt too fond of graves, hes loud, gets too excited on missions and most importantly hes a whore, always flirting with her even though she tells him shes not interested and that hes smells weird. Alejandro and Rudy are practically like your body guards (graves assumes its because you're both from the same species family and have more to bond over he doesnt connect the dots that kitty may be too skittish from his enthusiasm) and follow you everywhere, always interested in what your doing until one day they arent with you and He catches you sleeping in the warmth of the sun, your cheek pressed into your arm and drool leaking from you mouth but most importantly your legs spread and panties on reveal. His instincts take over and he cant help himself but to press his nose into your cunt sniffing and licking all he can get. You wake up startled and try to bat him away but hes been craving this for months and cant stop even if he tried. Hes humping your foot desperate for your hole but too caught up in how you taste. Alejandro and rudy find you full of graves knot, mewling as he tries to bully himself deeper into you.
♡ valeria and her bunny who shes so mean to! She calls her dumb and when she tries to deny it she fucks her until she cant she see straight just to prove her point. She always dresses her in such pretty and skimpy stuff just to irritate everyone who sees her to add to the burn he let's her cockwarm him whenever she pleases infront of her men? Go ahead, infront of the 141? Absolutely, when shes talking over the comms directing her men? 100% shes so pookie bear
♡ If Alejandro and rudy owned hybrid girl graves would 100% steal it just like he stole their base
♡ mean! Wolf! Gaz and puppy reader? Hes so mean and smart and shes so slobbery and dumb. She so obedient and follows every command shes given 'oh you want me to bend over? okay :D' he lives for it at first he wasnt as bold in just straight up asking her to bend over and take his cock. Hed try to be sneaky at first asking her to reach for things, look under the cabinet for the pen he dropped, walking into he bathroom and 'looking' for something. He soon realise how stupid she is and too advantage of his discovery, any time he wants to plow his knot into a warm tight hole all he needs to do jt whistle and she come running on over clothes already gone
♡ Prison guard! Price who rewards his favourite prisoner
♡ Slasher! Soap + ghost who breaks into your house only to found you with your fingers in your cunt crying because you cant cum
♡ Dbf! Price/Graves whose driving you home after you called him only to pull over to the side of the road because you keep giving him back talk he practically throws you onto the hood of the care and fucks you as cars drive past some of them slowing down to get a better look. Hes so mean about it, spanking you until you bruise making sure you'll think about jom every time you sit down. Hes probably complaining about the way you dress and how guys will look at you like meat (as if he doesnt do the exact same thing)
♡ Dbf! Graves who meets you at the golf course while your dad is talking with his friends. You're so bored and have nothing to do but when graves offer to treat you to a ride around on his cart you have to agree (because theres literally nothing else to do) he drives you somewhere nice and quiet and fucks you stupid until you cry. You're so spoiled and he has to teach you a lesson
♡ Pastor price/graves who cant help but fall for you even tho he took a vow. You confess about all you dirty thoughts, all the dreams, how you hump your pillow to the thought of the pastor, how you choke yourself with your rosary and imagine his fingers in place in the confession boothe. It's the same place where you later suck him off and ride him
♡ stepdad! Price who fucks you in the kitchen letting the neighbours see who good he fucks you
♡ soap hiring a bikini car wash to clean his already perfect car, watching his neighbours come out a rake the invisible leaves, talk to him about football, some even bold enough to just watch you
♡ sharing a bed with gaz except you cant keep your hands to yourself and the rest if the team just have to listen to you moan as you cum
♡ cat! Gaz x spoiled kitty! Reader!! Price spoils you so much and you get so jealous when he adopts a new cat!!! You avoid gaz and he has enough so he bends you over and fucks you dumb when price nips out
♡ simon fucking you as you practice shooting "just testing how well you can focus now aim for the target and let me do my thing"
♡ mountain men/lumberjack! 141+konig.
Little silly thing who doesnt understand why these men are so big like huge giants, how did they get that big? What are they eating to get that big?
She probably lives in a cave filled with things shes stolen from abandoned campsites, blankets, clothes, lanterns, chairs, anything she can get her hands one. She has a nest of comfy soft things and a box (suitcase+ cooler) filled with pretty things like gems, rocks, shiny bottle caps, bits of sea glass etc
She probably sees one of them showering in the lake on a very hot day and doesnt understand why the thing in between their legs is so huge??? The male fairies arent like them at all. She thinks there is definitely something wrong with them and needs her help so she watches and stares until they notice her (which was terrifying because she just flutters around making little noise) when asked who she was she just whips out a pocket knife she finds and points it down and goes  "Why does it look like that? I'll help" with this doe eyed expression as if she hadnt just suggestive the worst thing to happen to the poor man
Immediately he starts screaming because he most definitely doesnt want his dick cut off he runs away and nobody believes his story because fairies dont exist and they would never cut off their dicks. That is until their stuff starts disappearing, it's nothing meaningful tho. They took their shirt off because it's too hot? Boom gone, they left a torch on the ground for a couple of seconds? Gone, took off their gloves? Gone again. They think they're displacing them but when they wake up to various plant pots missing and the rocks from their garden they start setting up cameras to see who the culprit is. They vary throughout the forest going as deep as they can. Imagine their surprise when they catch our lil fairy on camera innocently taking the plants and rocks because she thinks they're pretty.
They manage to track her down although not to her cave, shes sat near a tree eating some berries seemingly undisturbed by the massive men infront of her who are so confused (one relieved that he wasnt hallucinating) shes so lonely tho. Almost all the fairies left this part of the forest when humans decided to camp so shes more than happy to show them her cave and treasures. Her english isnt good as humans and fairies do not speak the same although most of her language skills are picked up from her overhearing/stalking campers.
They obviously cant let her live like this so they bring her back with them taking all the things she "owns" with them because she made such a fuss about them. They keep her warm and fed helping her with human customs like showering (they're more than happy to help her), cooking and wearing regular clothes (fairies no not enjoy clothes!! Underwear and a big shirt/ dress only) the clothes part does not go over well and they now have a half naked women with they prettiest wings in their cabin. Shes so pretty and dumb and always brings them back things on her adventures (some of them arent useful but they enjoy them nonetheless)
♡ bear! konig, tiger! horangi and their doe! Reader!!!!
♡ mermaid! reader and semi dark! pirate! 141??? YES!! Sweet dumb thing who saves one of the crew (it's probably gaz hes always falling out of stuff) then starts leaving them gifts but she soon gets captured in one of their nets and they obviously have to keep her
♡ OR princess/wealthy! Reader x semi dark! Pirates! Cod!!! They keep her locked in a cellar returning her back to her father these pirates arent fair and are always trying to watch her when shes allowed to bathe, being on the sea with no women is hard she cant blame them
♡ siren! Cod x tropical mermaid reader!!! Shes so pretty and sparkley they just want to keep her in their nest forever!!!!
♡ OR siren! Cod x aquarium keeper! Reader!!! You worked as at the gift shop and stayed late to help the janitors, you were sweeping the floor of the brand new exhibit that apprently was a let down, the new siren was called konig and very rarely came out, he wasnt like soap (shark), ghost (orca), price (lemon shark), nikolai (idk), alejandro or rudy (idk), valeria (idk), horangi (idk), roach(idk) or graves (lil bitch idk) he was an giant octopus siren, he was never seen by the public and only comes out during feeding which is after hours. Youre cleaning away when you feel eyss on you and a large shadow falling over you. You turn around catching glimpse of the giant siren infront if you only a piece of glass protecting you, naturally you press your hand to the glass only to be snapped out of your daydream by someone yelling. Somehow over night you went from gift shop employer to siren whisperer. Multiple sirens lusting over you desperate to make them your mate (based on a sans undertale fanfic I read back in 2022 do not judge me I'll kill you(called tilikum(??)))
♡ lost island! Cod x reader, you wash up on shore after your cruise ship crashes, you seem to be the only one who survived as the wreckage of the ship in the distance seems to show no sign of life atleast that you can see although you doubt there is seeing half of it is sunk. Nevertheless who you explore this island encountering this savage mountain men who take you in and treat you almost like a puppy!!
♡ body guard! Cod x bimbo! Spoiled! Crybaby! Reader
♡ mafia! Cod x bimbo reader <3<3<3
♡ getting fucked when getting interrogated, you can only cum when you tell them the plans and they've got so many men and women who have such good self control, you wont be cumming for awhile.
♡ sex pollen
♡ that's it that's all you need to know
♡ I want a big beefy mountain scottish man in a mini micro kilt
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