#they're all married here

[morsecodex]

"Archon Bahna, Sir Varlineau. Welcome back. You'll be delivering your report to Archon Leveilleur personally, I assume?" "Quite so."

#ship: wolstinaud #wolstinaud #wolphinaud #estinaud #wolstinien #future canon #they are so in love #look at their rings #my beloved husbands (plural) #they're all married here #my kuko tag

[littlelightfish]

Mr. & Mrs. Folke

#they are in love #they are everything to me #they're the only canon alive couple from the manga that is happy in their marriage #and i love them so very much #yarn folke #that old woman is everything #she's so lovely #she doesn't even talk ever. the only thing she says is “oh dear” on an extra comic whrn kaka cries after the gnome festival #she is so mom #i love her #and #tansu folke #he's a grandpa #an old soul in an old body #he's the definition of old grumpy caring man #he cares so much about his sons #i love here #this couple right here #is the best of them all #fuck romance i want whatever this bitches have #and still they love each other and are happy in their marriage #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #theyre married ik. and old af. and precious. #they're goals #my shit

[starcurtain]

Oh, so when IIIII make the "mutual" joke it's delusional, but when Hoyo makes it--

(Actually, since that Youtube end card tried to gatekeep it, here's Ratio's tsuntsun sweatdrop as he tries to think up a good excuse for going on TV to talk about some guy he's definitely not "friends" with:)

#honkai star rail #aventurine #dr. ratio #ratiorine #aventio #raturine #guys I think #I think we just got served actual ship tease #like very #very #very intentional #ship tease #HOYO PERCEIVES US #I'm kind of shocked #this was significantly more blatant *wink wink nudge nudge* than I ever thought this ship would get #I don't know what to do with all this power we've been given... #I'm telling you guys #they're going to be married before Bronya and Seele can even get that first date #HSR devs out here like “And they were gay” #the Genshin writer responsible for Alhaitham and Kaveh is quaking with anger #Youtube

[thankstothe]

It's personal

How long has it been personal?

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s03e22 “Resignation” #the fact that wilson is on antidepressants is swept under with all the drugging eachother and “im on speed” avalanche #like tell me more about wilsons depression i want details #they're like old married couple that was talking about divorcing for at least 40 years #and sherlocky because house has to know every detail or he will not let it go #prob annoyed he didn't catch it sooner too #every time he catches wilson in a lie he so baffled #he didn't even figure out here that wilson is also drugging him

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Thinking about how Diavolo planted an entire fucking tree, in his fucking hidden childhood hangout spot (protected from anything and everything else in the forest that may try to get to it, mind you, so that is just about the most well-protected tree in the entire devildom--), and of course made sure it grows some of the most Quality apples in hell... Exclusively because he wanted to show Lucifer Devildom apples. What the fuck. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. And then you find this all out specifically because he turns your little apple picking date with him into Fawning-Over-Lucifer hour, I--

He's pining so fucking hard, man. They're literally so fucking gay. The fact that these two motherfuckers basically canonically have the longest slowburn in fucking History is eating me alive orz

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me night bringer spoilers #obey me dialuci #y'all don't understand I'm so fucking ckxjgnxgjfxnxgjxgxgjcgj #the only reason they're not for real gay demon married is because they're dateables in an otome game and not every player likes sharing #it's ok boys i am All About Sharing-- #deadass Kuroo is over here when diavolo officially confesses (in og) like “that's great ily too but have you told lucifer that yet??” #“that i like you?” #“no idiot that you like HIM--” #Kuroo is poly asf and literally dating everyone ofc they're playing matchmaker on top of it #they're not gonna sit here having these two idiots pining over their head their whole life ajzjskndjzkd #thinking out loud #rambling in the tags #diavolo #lucifer #kuroo

[krysmcscience]

I will be the first to admit I'm not the best at drawing animal or furry characters, but I wanted to get something scribbled down in my Non-Goof style, anyway. Plus, I've been enjoying the many reference pages folks were posting of their own designs for the Lamb and Narinder, so, uh. Here's mine, I guess! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

do not comment on how long narinder's tail is or i swear to the lamb i will make it even longer next time >:]

#fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #narilamb #tagging the ship because Your Honor They're Married #teeny tiny lamb and big boi narinder is my weakness leave me alone DX #i gave narinder a stupidly long tail because my own cat has a stupidly long tail and i make fun of him for it all the time #this is important to me for A Reason - which is that i enjoy adding even more reasons for people to make fun of narinder #he is my special boi and my poor little meow meow and thus i must violently shake him like he's the world's shittiest maraca #why else would i give him a long majestic cloak but then just have him wear a stupid turtleneck tunic under it and no fukken pants #there is no way that asshole has any sense of fashion - he has been out of touch with it and reality for at least one (1) millennium #anyway narinder's cloak can definitely be pulled closed to look like his standard in-game attire #also shh the lamb has plenty of wool to cover them and thus doesn't need any Censor Leaves #do NOT cite them for public indecency because that is racial discrimination against sheep and thus It Is W R O N G #btw i know i draw the lamb kinda cutesy-feminine but i promise you their gender is an eldritch void #VOID I SAY #what's in their pants? a knife #the time knife specifically (that's the eldritch part) #it might look like narinder has yaoi hands here but that's just because he's Bein' Spooky #i swear i headcanon him with normal size hands XD #also i finally drew scars on his wrists!!! i DO headcanon him with those but i try to keep designs simple in my Goofs Style lmao #once again i should be asleep

[dicendelirio]

AhEm...well, anyway. It won't happen again.

#oh yes it will #I'm slowly walking away #He's uhhh...got a thing for degradation #Kim “it won't happen again” Kitsuragi but it Just Kept Happening #And they're married now :) #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harrykim #harry du bois #inspired on that one screencap from the crowded room #here lies all iv'e posted

[goodobservationshirley]

I was jealous of you.

#willow #willowedit #willow 2022 #it's a nice moment for a lot of reasons #but also #elora's 'return' does kinda give kit the freedom she wanted #as we are reminded in episode 1 #they're all ruling only until elora comes to take her rightful place #with elora here #there's no reason for kit to marry graydon #and while the prestige of who her parents are will never desappear #her princess title kinda becomes meaningless

[wikiangela]

tease tidbit tuesday

one of the first wips I opened in the new year (right after midnight bc I spent new year's in bed bc im still sick and im so fucking tired of it jfc😂) was the married buddie smut, and I finally made some progress after weeks lol I feel like this might be the first fic I'm gonna post in 2024 👀

prev snippet

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“We both know you can’t wait to be inside me, so get on with it.” Buck says, chuckling and panting, squirming underneath Eddie.

“Is that so?” Eddie raises an eyebrow, ready to accept the challenge, damn his own impatience and horniness.

“Eddie.” Buck whines, thrusting his hips up, but Eddie predicts that and moves away. Buck groans in disappointment, still through laughter. “Just fuck me already.”

“So romantic.” Eddie snorts, lightly biting at Buck’s neck. He decides to indulge him, and himself, and rolls his hips against Buck’s again. Buck moans loudly, and the sound combined with the friction makes Eddie’s hard cock get more and more difficult to ignore.

“Please, baby.” Buck pants, trying to wriggle his hands out of Eddie’s grip. Eddie tightens his hold, feeling Buck’s wedding ring dig into his hand, his own ring pressing against Buck’s.

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#married buddie smut #tease tidbit tuesday #it's their honeymoon and they're just so in love and they keep teasing and joking and laughing and I love their dynamic here haha #fic snippet #buddie #buddie fic #buddie wip #wikiangela writes #my writing #my wips #buddie being goofy and silly during sex is my favorite thing lol #eddie at the beginning of the fic: so impatient he literally rips buck's shirt apart #eddie as soon as buck gets equally impatient: actually ill take my time lol #im sooo excited about getting back to all my wips I haven't opened in a month lol #that lil unintentional break and focusing on just the christmas fics was so good for my inspiration haha

[edwardslostalchemy]

Shouto and Ochako being such close friends that people think they're together is one of my favorite funny tropes because Shouto is over here like "I'm gay but if anyone hurts her, I will murder them", and Ochako is over here not even saying anything, she'll straight up jump someone if they try to hurt Shouto.

#if youre not so close thats people confuse you for a couple or married couple are you even best friends? #this happens to my best friend and i ALL the time #its not even funny anymore #someone thought he was my husband because he was next to me in a picture #bnha #shouto todoroki #ochako uraraka #platonic shouchako #platonic todochako #their fans seeing them walking together or saving each other theyre like #theyre married your honor #meanwhile Shouto and Ochako are over here like lol not my type but i would friend marry you for the benefits #they love each other like siblings i can see them bullying each other the way siblings do #they're the siblings they didnt think they wanted

[jametartt]

pov: you are not allowed to fanboy over any footballer other than your boyfriend because he's a diva<3

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tl edits #jamie tartt #dani rojas #mine #i'm doing great over here i have the best taste and i am winning all the time xoxo #they're MARRIED. to me<3

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[aberooski]

”johnny renaissance” i’m in the trenches here abby. i thought i was gonna call back into my stormshipping hyperfix and then JOHN FUCKIN CARLTON came in and stole my brain 😭😭

i mean. i’m not mad but

AKSKSKKSKS

I understand ✋ I'm not even all that super into MK, or at least I wasn't until maybe last year, but there's something about that man..... especially in MK1.... he is everything and more.

Johnny Cage really is that bitch, what can I say?

#I've been here in the stormshipping trenches for so long I'll probabky never leave and I'm not upset about it at all #but johnshi really came in and occupied a very large portion of my brain for a hot minute aksksksk #they just live there now #they're married it's true they live in a little house in my brain #aksksk #yugioh gx #stormshipping #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #johnshi #aberooski asks #abby's in her unhinged era

[thatsitso]

Just finished The Lord of the Rings (I cried)

#the lord of the rings #lotr #lotr fanart #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #frodo #sam #my art #art #drawing #sketch #the last book broke me #like Frodo and Sam's relationship 😭😭 insane #should I ramble here I think I will #cause like gahhshs shipping or not shipping aside they're insane they love each other so much 😭😭 #the way Sam helps Frodo and sacrifices himself and takes care of him and KISSES HIS HANDS WHY DID HE DO THAT SO MUCH ONFHC #and the way he would rather save Frodo than try saving the whole world 😭 #and how he does everything to help him and make things easier for him and how understanding and gentle he is and the kisses ueueue #and how at the end he wants to marry a girl but also doesn't want to leave Frodo so they all move in together what 😭???? #and then Frodo leaves 🧍 I CRIED I knew it was going to happen but aghhhdhd in the book it was sth else #overall it was such a great read (listen actually I'm an audiobook girlie) #I wasn't like obsessed I think I had higher expectations but I still loved it sm and the last book really got me 🥹 #and these two istg 🥹🥹🥹 #also Legolas and Gimli I GET YOU SHIPPERS NOW I UNDERSTAND #I love them dearly #again platonic or romantic idc I love their relationship so muchhh #and since nothing about them was said at the end I can be delusional that they're still together forever #anyway yeah #lotr fandom welcome #I've got some drawings ideas and also I really enjoy sketching the characters so I'll be posting more soon

[beanghostprincess]

my sanuso shipper ass can't watch zou without fucking vibrating because wdym sanji is getting married to some random girl and not the boyfriend he's been dating since water 7

#they're real to ME #i am highly aware already that wci is going to be very lusan focused but have you considered that i prefer sanuso #this is devastating you guys #sanji do not cheat on your man i am begging you #i am actively going into a spiral of mental crisis right here #anyway we all know i'm gonna write a fic after watching wci #sanuso getting married instead WHEN #sanuso #sanji #usopp #one piece

[natreads]

I'm in Greece! I'm visiting my grandparents and will spend the next two weeks working on my novel, reading books and doing some work while sitting in their garden or patio

#nat talks #books #bookstagram #did I bring too many books? naturally #am I a little depressed? of course #BUT I'm having a good day today and I think life is all about those little good moments #also realize how lucky I am to be here #they're getting older so idk if I would get another chance to come here #especially since my brother's getting married in the middle of summer next year and so maybe they won't go to greece at all #who knows what will happen after that #because they spend half the year in sweden and the other half in greece #I found really cheap tickets too #gonna try to just live with my emotions even if they're sometimes bad #idk maybe I'll write more about it later #me