#they’re so silly cuz they can so easily be both

[pretend-you-never-saw-me]

K_K the type of Ler to hear their lee go “NOOOO-!” go “yessss!” In the same exact tone

They don’t even do it to be teasing that’s just how they are. They’re silly like that, all their teases are the most goofy cheesy sweet little things. It’s a nightmare

#evil ler k_k real in my heart #they’re so silly cuz they can so easily be both #most shameless Lee most evil ler #they aren’t even on purpose they’re just like that #tickle headcanon #tickle rambles #I’m still thinking about them just a little but I can’t find it in me to draw rn #kinda ler to make his Lee explode with embarrassment

[nicodrawings]

Dump time featuring Billie Morales aka Silly Billie

Update 2: oh! Also the first two illustrations are based on Yotsuba art!

Update: ok HC time, if you wanna know more keep reading as usual.

BILLIE SECTION

-I made Billie 5 years old.

-I’ve mentioned this before but Billie has Asperger’s.

-She didn’t talk until she was like 3 going on 4.

-Her nickname is "silly billy"

-Miles always says "how's my favorite girl in the whole wide world?" when he comes home from school on the weekends.

-Miles is a doting big brother and helps take care of her as well as connecting with her interests.

-As much as she loves her parents, she thinks the world of Miles. She's up under him the most, especially when she's over stimulated, stressed or sleepy. His heartbeat calms her.

-She has a limit to physical contact and taps when she’s ready to let go. She usually only hugs her family. Her and Ganke do hand touches instead of hugs.

-The family helps her navigate her environment and her emotions as well as socializing but never push anything that makes her uncomfortable. They always ask questions and have special routines to help her.

-A part of her routine is on Saturdays they go to the park so she can see the pigeons.

-Miles does not like pigeons, but tolerates them for Billies sake.

-They also have special songs for her like "🎶when you walk across the street take ur eyes off your feet🎶" to remind her to look both ways and pay attention when walking across the street since she can get distracted easily.

-The songs they use also attach her to music. So whenever they go to ganke he plays the piano for her and they make songs up and when she hears a song she likes she starts stimming and wiggling.

-She also takes interest in drawing because she sees Miles drawing and they draw animals and watch Steve Irwin on Saturdays too.

-She doesn't understand figure of speeches so if you say "don't sweat it" she would be like "...sweat what?"

-she doesn’t show a lot of emotions unless she’s feeling something intense.

-She rarely sees Miles in superhero mode in public but when she does she just goes “SPIDER!” and smiles and he waves at her.

-Moral of this story, she is loved.

HOBIE

-He lives with his grandparents in the Bronx area (I’m not sure which side yet tho).

-He loves his grandparents very much.

-One time at a punk rock concert a wise man told him “the most punk thing to do is to take care of yourself, don’t be reliant on the system to do so, cuz they ain’t”

-He told his grandpa the following day and they had a heart to heart about it considering that Hobie was very depressed at the time.

-So with that being said, health is incredibly important to him.

-Some ppl tease him and call him “straight-edge” but it don’t bother him much.

-Hobie officially meets the other spiders when he’s 16.

-Clicks with Gwen and Miles almost immediately.

-Especially Miles, Peter always jokes and says that they were definitely brothers in their past lives.

-Gwen and Hobie bond over music.

-Gwen gets the crush first.

-But unlike Miles she’s more forward and doesn’t wait a billion years so she’s asks him out.

-Hobie says yes.

-Only one that knows how to drive by the time he’s 18.

OTHER STUFF

-Gwen’s relationship with her father just…never gets better in my AU. He’s just an ass and as far as Gwen is concerned they’re not family, they’re just related. With that being said, although it’s never acknowledged, Gwen definitely sees Peter as a father figure in her life. She even has him as her top emergency contact. Peter started to understand this when she was 16, he never questioned it and sees her as his oldest daughter. When she’s had really bad arguments with her father she goes to Peters and spends the night.

-Peter and MJ’s home is open to all the spiderkids. No questions asked.

-Peter and MJ always say “On our taxes we have one kid” when people ask them how many kids they have.

-When Peter gets home he sees how many pairs of shoes are at the door then yells “how many kids are in the house?" They usually yell in response which gives him an idea as to how many kids are there.

-On average there’s no less than 2.

-One time he asked and a really deep voice responded along with the kids.

-It was Venom.

-All the spiders have their own therapist’s but every other weekend there’s a group therapy session for kids with powers funded by S.H.E.I.L.D. It’s not required that they go but it’s open for them regardless, just sign up and come in.

-Ganke donates some of his legos to the program and helps assist sometimes with running it since it’s not ran in the best shape.

-This connects to a bigger problem of helping hero’s with their mental health and stability, especially when they decide to retire.

-If you read the other AU list I had, this is the reason why Ganke switches his major to Social Work when he goes to college.

NICKNAMES

Peter’s nicknames for the kids:

Miles-“Junior/Little Man”

May-“Mayday”

Gwen-"Gwennie Pie”

Ganke-“Goober”

Hobie-“Hobie” (obviously)

Anya-“Ani”

Ganke’s nicknames:

Friends-“Gee” judge calls him “G-money”

Miles’s mom-“Honey”

Ganke’s mom-“Gee-Chan”

The boy that bullies him AKA Sean “Gay-ke”

Peter-“Goober” (as I’ve said before)

Venom and Eddie-“Boy”

Miles’s for when he’s feeling affectionate-“Cariño”

Anyway that’s all I got for now! If you have any questions about my AU please feel free to ask away. I love talking about it as you can see.

#my drawings #artist on tumblr #art #digital art #illustration #ultimate spider man #spiderman #miles morales #peter parker #spider gwen #gwen stacy #spider punk #hobart brown #ganke lee #billie morales #au

[guitar-spear]

Posting my headcanons bc I’m a silly billy ‼️‼️‼️

Lute Headcanons

Christian (duh)

She/Her

Bisexual with a preference for Adam (but she hasn’t admitted she’s bisexual yet)

Badass 🗣️🗣️

Hates most people except for Adam, Emily and Sera. Emily’s like a younger sister for her, Sera like a mother and Adam a role model, best friend & partner (in crime and in romance)

Trained herself in self defence as well as fighting (though it wasn’t necessary til the events of episode 8)

Loves horror movies

Doesn’t like musicals too much but actually got pretty into school of rock cuz of Adam

Loves fighting, would willingly kill anyone who fucks with her or the people she cares about

Easily jealous, especially when Adam’s literally flirting with others or calling other people hot (which is often)

Reserved in public, clingy in private (especially post episode 8 following the theory of Adam being down in hell now ‼️)

Scared of being abandoned

Has never cried around anyone nor will she ever cry around anyone (she’d only ever cry around Adam if she absolutely had to, for example episode 8, but that’s RARE.)

Autistic.

Adam Headcanons

Christian (DUH???)

He/Him

Pansexual (took forever to admit it, a combo of “$20 is $20” and “if there is a hole there is a goal” mentality)

Alex Brightman enthusiast

Loves rock (like he’ll only listen to rock or rock-like music)

School Of Rock fan (his favourite song is stick it to the man)

Egotistical, self-centred prick (but he still loves Lute)

Pro guitar player

Will only ever cry around Lute and it’s also very rare cuz it makes him feel weak

“All women belong in the kitchen (not Lute tho she belongs in my arms 🗣️🔥💕)” Adam, probably

Clingy both out in public and in private

Not easily jealous but if anyone tries ANYTHING he WILL get defensive asf like “mf that’s my woman” type shit

Terrified to love (bc of Lilith and Eve, though it was his fault he doesn’t think it’s his fault)

Gets terrified watching horror movies and spends majority of it not actually watching it

Scared of storms 😭

Joint (Guitarspear) Headcanons

Lute and Adam defo play instruments together (Adam plays guitar and Lute plays piano or sings)

They hang out and gossip about the other Exorcists or the fuckers in hell every night while sitting on a rooftop and drinking alcohol (they probably stargaze too if they can)

They have matching bracelets that say danger tits and dickmaster for sure (Adam rarely wears it when out with Lute since he doesn’t think men should wear jewellery but he still wears it whenever he can when he’s not out in public)

They’re that one duo that judges anyone and everyone, if you’re judgable you’re being judged by them

They hype each other up constantly (examples: Lute in Hell Is Forever, Adam in You Didn’t Know)

Adam probably tries to impress Lute with his amazing guitar solos

Adam fell first Lute fell harder

They count down to the extermination like it’s New Years 😭😭

Lute could NOT handle Adam’s death (very sad 😔)

(Post Episode 8)Lute defo goes down to hell just to make sure Adam’s okay even though that’s extremely risky for her (BC WE ALL KNOW ADAMS GONNA BE DOWN THERE)

They both love drama so they just cause chaos together

They refer to themselves as partners (but use the excuse of it being partners in crime)

Adam is extremely bad at giving or handling physical affection and Lute is extremely good at both most of the time (it depends when)

Adam randomly picks up Lute to piss her off (the height difference is laughable)

Lute has selfies they both took prior to each extermination stuck up on her wall

Adam can’t handle horror movies at all so during watching horror movies Adam would be terrified (though too egotistical to actually admit it) while Lute is just being critical about killers and enjoying the movie

Adam is usually the one to incite flirting, whenever Lute flirts she’s just taking advantage of the situation

Lute only calls Adam by his name if she’s pissed and usually calls him sir

They tell inappropriate jokes 24/7 for fun (half the time the jokes lead to flirting 😭)

Lute has a horrible sleep schedule and so just falls asleep randomly during the day if she’s not gotten enough sleep (averages like 2 or so hours max if she’s lucky) and usually either falls asleep on Adam or Adam has to catch her if she collapses

Pillow fights.

Adam has to take care of Lute’s wings bc she’s reckless and usually doesn’t give a shit about her wings but Adam cares and so usually is the one to preen them and make them look better

@gothlute i wanna tag you in this cuz you’re the reason i decided to post these so enjoy!!

#guitarspear #guardrock #adam x lute #lute x adam #hazbin hotel #hazbin #headcanons #headcanon #hc #my hcs #lute #adam #i’m obsessed with this ship oh my god #THIS IS MY LIFE NOW #inspired by rambling to my friend #live laugh love friends that’ll listen to you rant abt ur interests

[strawbubbysugar]

Coming off anon for this one cuz oh boy it’s theory time and I’m feeling very silly

(I just woke up at the time of writing so sorry for any typos, rambling, or confusion lol)

Alright! So, I’ve been thinking a lot about the existence of Eclipse and the theories popping up about them lately mainly: that Clipsey is a recycle of Moon’s broken body. Which I’ll touch up on first.

The issue that was presented with Moon by this definitely-not-at-all-suspicious engineer was that his processing unit was smashed and ‘unsalvageable’ (which we know to not be true), and aside from the obvious injuries cause by Trap, no major problems with Moon’s case are brought up. His *internals* were destroyed, aside from his battery which was reused.

Continuing forward, the SOMA comparisons. Reading through a plot synopsis of the game, I can’t help but link the destruction of Moon-man’s processing unit and Simon’s brain injury together a bit. Considering that that is the partial cause for Sun and Moon combining and the reason for Simon getting his brain scan copy. Both undergoing heavy ‘brain’ damaging and being brought to very odd circumstances because of it.

With the assumption that this is *actually* Moon’s body, “Uploaded into a modified corpse” is a *very* apt description for what Eclipse is. They’re a copy of someone (two people technically) inhabiting the dead body of the original, almost like Pry/ncess in a weird way.

That’s where the comparisons for the game and Bethroned end to my knowledge however, so time to move onto the more ‘looking too far into things’ section of my theory,

The design and color scheme!

Starting off, I noticed that the coloring of the Sun side on their face was reused from *post incident* which makes sense, that’s how Sun would’ve been seen last before running away with Pry/ncess, the eyes obviously match up as well.

Though the tops of the rays have noticeably sharper points to them if that’s anything at all, it’s impossible to draw the something the same way every single time after all so that can be easily written off.

The same can be said for Moon as well, the coloring of his face matches up with theirs, however his other features are… very much not intact. Very close but not quite.

The coloring and patterning of the hat is entirely different, the cape maintains the same coloring but the stars on Eclipse’s are much smaller and more faded than Moon’s as well.

What’s throwing me off though is the eyes, for both post incident and for Eclipse the right eye gained a black sclera, Moon’s pupil turned white, but Eclipse’s stayed red.

If Eclipses body was Moon’s then this could’ve happened naturally, the eye could’ve simply underwent the same damage/change as it did with Moon’s form in Sun’s body. Though do to this being his actual form the pupil could’ve kept its regular eye color.

Their lack of a mouth could also mean that they can’t speak, another drastic contrast in characterization to our boys. From the artwork we’ve been shone of them they see, cunning, clever, but very, VERY distressed. (Be a bit weird to consciously design eye-bags on your new king after all, right? That’s their own fault.)

And for my last point, their crown and the Opal.

This is the most obvious ‘combination’ in their design, it gets the rounded bottom of Sun’s and the gem formation and top shape of Moon’s. When overlayed on top of each other you also get similar colors to Eclipse’s crown, though more cleaned up and appealing on the eyes.

The gem in this crown has been confirmed to be an opal (if my memory serves me right I can’t find the post anywhere to confirm, tumblr search engine is bleh)

There were a few pieces of folklore and symbolism relating to the opal that I found particularly interesting with what little we know about Eclipse.

Mainly, it representing loyalty and goodluck as well as royalty. A lot of other interpretations I found pointed to it granting foresight and being responsible for prophecy, something you’d certainly want your king to have after the huge string of ‘bad luck’ that befell both of them.

Loyalty to prevent another incident like Sun choosing Pry/ncess over his kingdom and trusting them first, foresight and prophecy so that they can avoid incident like King Freddy dying and, well, Sun and Moon’s incident. and royalty is obvious.

Though the loyalty interpretation and foresight/intelligence can vary widely in intention depending on if Chica or PeePaw (maybe both, stares at Trap) is responsible for their existence. Cant speak that much on it before they’ve even appeared in the story.

Alright so what am I getting at with all this? Well, put simply, Eclipse’s design and name are very very intentional and combining the Princes was clearly in mind when they were (re)built by whoever their creator is. I believe that they attempted to program, be it from scratch with parts of Moon’s processor or with some kind of backup of Sun *somehow*, Sun into Moon’s body and combine their ai together in order to make a new heir.

Again, can’t find the message, but Eclipse’s existence was described as ‘decidedly uncomfortable’ which is very understandable if this were true, having you and your brother’s brain and memories COMPLETELY sewn together, not even with semi separate minds or personalities like with the actual Sun and Moon, would be very, VERY lacking in the ‘good for your mental health’ department, especially if you knew you aren’t the original ‘you’, just a clone, a do-over, a combination of two other failures that you need to clean the mess from up.

Put simply, I believe Eclipse is a combination of Sun and Moon, but not THE combination of Sun and Moon. If that makes any sense. They’re a replication of both placed inside Moon’s old body and used to fill the empty spot on the throne and potentially-maybe-hopefully-not help Afton.

Hands down my favourite ask ever. Like oh my god you did it. You got everything. You caught all the little secrets I put in and I’m flabbergasted. WOW. I AM. SO HAPPY HSFSG

THANK YOU FOR PUTTING SO SO SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT AND ENERGY INTO THIS ANALYSIS BECAUSE I JUST. I MIGHT CRY. THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME SOBS :;;

#ask #bethroned #bethroned fanart #COUNTING IT AS THAT BECAUSE THIS WAS CLEARLY A LABOUR OF LOVE #YOU CIRCLED AND OUTLINED THINGS AND EVERYTHING IM SO HAPPY

[cerise-on-top]

hiii!!! Also, about my moth oc, he’s a tall brown moth lit (half human/half moth) they are kinda intimidating, but when they talk they sound like Elmo. SHSHHSHSHHHHH HAHA!!! it’s so funny to do around friends. What’s Arya’s personality like? I’ve been trying to imagine what my moth lit and your oc would interact LMAOOO

Also, if I could, could I request Alerudy with a s/o who excuses their self mid cuddling session and they later find them crying in the bathroom? Not cuz their sad, cuz they are so happy to have those two dorks and the cuddling made their s/o overwhelmed? Thank you!!

Hey there! That does sound pretty amazing, they sound so cool! :D It certainly sounds like a surprise to hear him talk for the first time! Arya is a very confident person, almost kinda cocky, and she loves to tease! She's very outgoing and makes friends fairly easily! She's also not that short either, so she can seem pretty intimidating, but usually she's just a little goof! Unless you mess with her siblings or talk badly about them, because in that case she'll be very mean and make sure you never talk badly about them again! However, other than that, she's a pretty helpful person as well, willing to help out the people in need when they need it! She has the resources to do so as a noble!

AleRudy with an S/O Overwhelmed with Love for Them

Eventually, Rodolfo would knock on the bathroom door and ask you what’s wrong if you’ve been gone for a while now, not expecting to hear the quiet sobs. As you open the door, you don’t seem to be in pain or distressed however, which confuses him to no end, but he still grows concerned upon seeing the tears roll down your cheeks. Rodolfo would act immediately, pulling you into his arms and asking you what’s wrong so he can do his darndest to help. Was someone being mean to you? Do you have other problems? He’ll listen to you, he’s there for you and will do what he can to make you feel better. When you confess that you’re crying because you were just that overwhelmed with love, he’d go quiet for a second before blushing. However, you wouldn’t stop hugging him. Eventually, Alejandro, having grown worried for the both of you, would stop by as well. Rodolfo explains the situation to him as you reach out for the colonel to hug him as well.

They’d likely get you on the couch and both feel a bit honored you thought this highly of them. They adore you more than anyone else, aside from each other, so you crying because you love them this much, while unexpected, is definitely nice. However, as they both have a hand on you, they’ll reassure you that you don’t have to cry because of something like that and scare them this much. Rodolfo would wrap his arms around you and place his head on your shoulder while telling you that this is somewhat silly, but he’s not mad at you. Alejandro would definitely put your face in between his hands and give your forehead a long kiss. You’re just too cute. If anything, the two of them should be crying with how lucky they’ve gotten to be with you. While they do hope you won’t be crying if they keep holding and cherishing you like this, they certainly don’t mind, growing ever so soft around you at that moment. They won’t tease you, they won’t slip in some Spanish in the conversation either, no, they need you to understand just how much they love you back. Each of them will tell you the things they appreciate about you, from your smile to your kindness, from the way you greet them with such love to you keeping your home clean while they’re away, from you providing them however you can to you preparing such delicious meals for them. They love and appreciate you more than you’ll ever know. Even if it makes you cry again, it’ll be worth it because you deserve to know just how cherished you are. The night will likely continue like that, going into detail about how much the three of you love each other, that you’ll never be alone since you always have each other’s backs. The world could be turning against you tomorrow and you’ll find a way to fight it off regardless.

#cod #cod x reader #alejandro vargas #alejandro vargas x reader #rodolfo parra #rodolfo parra x reader #alerudy #alerudy x reader #thank you for the request and thank you for asking me about Arya! #do tell me how your moth lit and her would interact with each other! I'd love to know! #he sounds so cool by the way! please do share more about him if you feel like it! OCs are usually so very cool! #besides moths are also so very epic as well! they're pretty and cute and adorable and I adore them! #I think it's such a cool coincidence that you have a moth OC as well! #I hope the two of them can get along! :D

[peak-dumbass]

I’m bored and procrastinating so let me spout my rid2015!smokebee propaganda at y’all please just hear me out

Now y’all maybe wondering “why are you specifying rid2015?? Smokescreen was only in TFP, bro doesn’t exist in rid2015–” EXACTLY! Smokescreen wasn’t in rid2015 so most of the stuff made for the ship is for them in TFP but that’s not what I’m trying to sell y’all on

I’m trying to sell y’all on the idea that — if Smokescreen was in rid2015, he would be in a relationship with Bee — hence the specification

Now what y’all are probably asking is “why????”

Well that’s what this post is for!! First off:

The Shenanigans

Idk if y’all remember but Smokey was the silliest bot on Team Prime, easily the most immature mf in the main cast (other than Miko) — now try to tell me without lying to my face that he wouldn’t fit in perfectly with the goofy goobers the make up Team Bee??

He would definitely see himself in Sideswipe and try to bond with him thru pranks and goofing off while also trying to guide him into avoiding the same mistakes he made (ex. Hard Knocks)

He probably makes Strongarm feel conflicted cuz his reckless personality clashes with her image of what an “Elite Guardsman” would act like, but I think Smokescreen would just try to get her to loosen up a bit while not bickering with her unlike what Sideswipe and her usually do

Upon seeing Grimlock he’d immediately go “HOLY SCRAP ARE YOU A DINOBOT!?!?!”, he thinks Grim is so cool and really wants to spar with him

He probably sees Arcee in the way Drift acts and respects him a lot just based on that alone, though he knows it’s gonna take time for him to earn that respect back from Drift (I LOVE HIS CHARACTER GROWTH IN PRIME AND I WILL KEEP THAT IN THIS SILLY LITTLE IDEA OF MINE, HE DID GET BETTER AND I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE IGNORE THAT JUST CUZ THEY FIND HIM ANNOYING)

He’s probably not met much minicons so he’s not used to them, but I can see him having a good friendship with Fixit and being very nice to Jetstorm and Slipstream

He takes one look at Russell, turns to Bee and says “do you have a thing for human kids with brown hair and names starting with R??” Other than that I think he vibes with Russell and Denny well

As for his dynamics with the Decepticons — he’d be making constant quips, he’d make fun of all of them immediately like a robot alien version of Spider-Man — after previously fighting against Megatron himself he cannot take any of the furries of rid2015 seriously

The Fluff

Look at me. Like seriously look at me. Look into my eyes and imagine with me for a sec.

Bee and Smokey learning how to work with each other in the field again, reminiscing about the rare good memories during the war

Bee infodumping about Earth culture to him while Smokey just listens while looking at him with borderline heart eyes

I think Bee really likes physical affection and words of affirmation so randomly Smokey will just hug Bee when they’re in the scrapyard and will compliment him when he does well at leading and mentoring the others cuz he knows that shit ain’t easy (again, he sees himself and Sideswipe and realizes “damn I really was annoying holy scrap I’m so sorry”)

I HC that Smokey can still move his doorwings like he and Bee did in TFP, so whenever he sees Bee and gets excited his flap up and down (I know this is purely self indulgent BUT IN MY DEFENSE THIS ENTIRE POST IS ME BEING SELF INDULGENT, THIS FANDOM IS ALREADY DEAD AS HELL I’D BE SURPRISED IF ANYONE EVEN READS THIS FAR INTO THIS POST, LET ME BE SELF INDULGENT IN PEACE)

When either of them get bad days where they just keep thinking about the war, they do their best to comfort each other thru it cuz, unlike the rest of the team, they were both there for most of the late-war-shit together on Earth — and for the stuff that Smokey wasn’t there for, he just listens and makes sure Bee knows that he’ll always be there for him

The shock of the team finding out that Bee has a partner is amazing and it could happen in so many ways (if y’all wanna see one of my interpretations on how this could go you could check out my fanfic: Old Recruit on AO3)

The team seeing their usually serious team leader be partners with this unserious constant-joker of a bot stores a lot of cute potential stories in it that no one is writing about — like come on guys I want Bee trying to be serious in the scrapyard but then Smokey just hugs him from behind out of nowhere and Bee just has to process it for a sec cuz touch starvation go brrrr while the rest of them is like :O

The Angst

While this section is mainly Smokey focused more than smokebee focused, I’m still adding it cuz this still falls under the “what if smokescreen was in rid2015” idea

Smokey definitely has claustrophobia and a hatred for being restrained in anyway from the TFP (waking up captive on a Decepticon ship after being knocked out, Knockout restraining him on his operating table while he tears the Omega Key from inside his body, being stuck with a dying Optimus in a cramped cave for a while panicking cuz holy shit Optimus, his #1 hero, is fucking dying) so any mission that requires going into a cave or dark & cramped area is gonna cause him to freak out — but of course he wouldn’t actually admit that until it’s too late and he’s having a breakdown in a cave cuz he didn’t want to let his “stupid irrational fear to ruin a mission”

Same goes with Bee and his fears — I touched on this a bit earlier, but Bee & Smokey definitely have some days where they’re gonna feel off and they can’t get the war out of their heads — and those days are gonna be the worst cuz most of the team outside of maybe Drift won’t really understand it

Smokey is gonna have some feelings about Optimus coming back and Bee not telling him immediately — while this isn’t the first time Optimus died and came back to him, last time it was for a few seconds, this was for THREE WHOLE YEARS — he’s still gonna be happy that he’s back, it’s just gonna take awhile longer for him to be ok with it than the others (the way that Ratchet is immediately ok with Optimus coming back out of nowhere in rid!2015 was weird to me so I’m fixing that with Smokey)

While he loves giving Bee physical affection, he hates unwarranted touching from anyone else, specifically stuff like pats or punches on the back (Alpha Trion when I get you Alpha Trion Alpha Trion when I get you Alpha Trion Alpha Trion when I get you Alpha Trion Alpha—)

For a potential angsty introduction to Smokey in rid2015: He doesn’t meet up with Team Bee until the finale episode on Cybertron, where he’s being mind controlled by The High Council to capture them (I’m a sucker for brainwashing/mind control/hypnotism plots so I need to understand how BADLY I WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN IN THE SHOW IT WOULD’VE BEEN SO COOL)

That’s all I can think of for now, I just love these funky big robos a lot and I’m currently smashing their faces together like a kid with 2 Barbie dolls in my mind, hope y’all enjoyed reading <3

#tfp #rid 15 #rid 2015 #rid15 #rid2015 #tf rid 2015 #tf rid15 #transformers rid2015 #transformers robots in disguise #robots in disguise 2015 #transformers robots in disguise 2015 #tfp smokescreen #rid bumblebee #smokebee

[neuvistar]

jingren fucking their pretty pregnant wife 🥺🥺 ofc in a gentle and caring way!! (blade is fighting his demons)

youre getting hornier and more sensitive since your pregnancy, so they have to be gentle with you!!! blade would softly finger you while jing yuan squeeze and kiss ur full breasts to calm your pain, praising you for being such a good wife!!

they don’t want to hurt you or their baby so they have to be careful with theirs thrusts, deep and painfully slow bdksbdksn i love my pathetic husbands

REAL REAL (sorry for the late reply nonnie)

YUUUP YUUP and how can they resist you when you’re there tugging at their arms w your pretty tits pressing against them?? rubbing against their clothes and asking them to fuck you so so good </3 how can they resist?? (they can’t)

you would be there laid out so nicely with your legs spread, your sweet little belly out in the open for them to see, blade would have to slap himself and try not 2 be so rough with his fingers, it only makes sense since i’m sure ur sensitive 2 even the slightest touch!! jing yuan gripping and caressing your breasts so gently, kissing and maybe even sucking on them sometimes cuz he’s a lil silly like that but who cares! he would whisper sweet things to u, mumbling how much of a pretty and obedient girl you are, taking both of them sooo well </3 it’s so so hard for them 2 keep their demons in and not absolutely fuck their pretty lil wife into oblivion when you’re asking them for more, bucking against blade’s fingers while you push jing yuan further onto your breast, ITS SOOO HARD FOR THEM TO RESIST BUT PROPS 2 THEM FOR RESISTING ANYWAYS!

i agree i agree, once they do fuck you their thrusts r so slow and steady w sm care, choked moans leaving their mouth at how easily they slipped inside you and how quick your insides pulsed around their aching cocks </3 they’re so pathetic and sweet mwah mwah

#ᖭི༏ᖫྀ rysetalks (꒰ঌ ๑•́ •̀)໒꒱ #ᖭི༏ᖫྀ thirsts ૮꒰ᐡ ɞ̴̶̷ ̫ ᴗ̤ ᐡ꒱ა #ᖭི༏ᖫྀ maryse answers ૮꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀིა #ᖭི༏ᖫྀ anons ଘ(੭´꒳`)° #hsr papas talk with maryse #hsr : papas ! ♡ #hsr papas : blade ! ♡ #hsr papas : jing yuan ! ♡ #jing yuan <33 #blade <33 #MMM PATHETIC HUSBANDS

[wisecrackingeric-2]

Some Serennedy headcannons for the one and only @mooseonahunt !!!! Sorry I couldn’t add to it ask Tumblr wouldn’t let me BXNSHDNSJSN

HC’s under cut cuz I don’t wanna bombard anyone’s dashboard!!!

• They’re T4T. This much is obvious. And I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, I think Luis is very old-fashioned and as such still uses terms like Transvestite/Transsexual/Fag for himself. I think Leon is just happy calling himself gay and trans chendhendhsn

• I don’t think Leon’s actually all into women- controversial I know BCNSHDNSUSJ but I think him trying (and failing) to flirt with women was him trying to overcompensate for his queerness, and I think it solidified for him that Hey liking men is Ok actually when he met Luis

• Luis however is very unabashedly queer. He will flirt with anyone and everyone and he’s encouraged Leon to open up more when it comes to his identity me thinks

• Leon gets jealous easily. Not in an alpha-male-nobody-can-touch-my-man way, but I think he’s deep down a little bit insecure that a guy like LUIS would ever be into HIM. He just likes coming home and being reassured with lots of kisses that Luis does love him and only him acktually (But I’m saying that I don’t think either of them would be like. OPPOSED to polyamory. They just don’t have the time BXBSHNESH)

• Luis is obviously the more physically affectionate one and Leon is VERY touch starved so he laps it up like crazy

• Luis is a morning person. Leon is NOT. So often Luis will get up WAY before Leon and go out shopping for breakfast stuffs before him

• I know I’m one of millions to say this but Leon CANNOT cook. And Luis secretly indulges in being a little bit of a househusband for them both BXNSHENSJS

• Very random but I think Luis flirts with Chris on behalf of Leon. He’s like “if this idiot won’t make a move on this Boulder-lookin ass guy I WILL”

• Me And @hamartia-grander had a very hilarious conversation about this but I think Leon is immune to all flirting EXCEPT for Luis’. Luis could say literally THE DUMBEST shit and Leon will fall head over heels for him

• And Vice Versa. Luis is SUCH a sucker for all of Leon’s dumb jokes he strokes his ego like crazy

• Luis is like one of those dogs that are massive but don’t realise it and think they can sit on their owners just fine. Luis will curl up on Leon’s lap or be the little spoon and it’s an insanely awkward tangle of limbs but Leon couldn’t care in the slightest

• Also, Luis is like,,, actually SHOCKINGLY taller than Leon???? Like if you put their game models side by side and make Luis stand up straight he’s actually quite a fair bit taller than Leon????? But he’s always resting his weight on one hip or leaning on something so it’s hard to tell in-game

• Leon doesn’t like to go out in public so when he has to, he’s always got a grip on Luis’ arm xhdndhenhdnejx

• Luis LOVES to buy Leon new jackets. Except he has no money so he’s actually just using Leon’s money BCNDHDNDHNDDJ

“Awwwwe thanks for the jacket babe :)) why is there 50$ less in my bank account”

“Don’t worry about it cariño :)))))”

• Luis can sing!!! And play guitar!!!!! His Grandfather taught him :)

• Leon REALLY likes to learn and engage in stuff from Luis’ culture. Luis gets homesick very easily so he’s always teaching him dances and cooking him food n stuff like that to make them both feel better

• That being said Leon will TRY to speak Spanish and he just. Sounds awful. And I think Luis gets very delighted by very random silly American things xhsnxhsnxj he just like me fr (Eg: omg Leon!!!!!!! An Ikea!!!!!!!!!!! Ive Never been to an Ikea before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

• Leon has made it a habit of reading Luis Don Quixote before bed. Even though Luis could probably read the book backwards with his eyes closed, he just likes hearing Leon talk :)) also Leon is a S L O W Reader so Like. It works out for the both of them BCNDHXNDJD

• I’ve mentioned this numerous times but I fully think if Luis were to survive, he’d be disabled somehow. Some days he’s fine and some days he can’t even walk. But Leon is always always always there to help him no matter what

• Going off of that, I recon Luis loves to dance, but can’t really do it well after his injury. So Leon just kinda half-carry’s him and it usually ends up with the both of them on the floor laughing

• I don’t think Luis would still be religious after,,, e v e r y t h i n g but I think he probably still prays out of habit, and Leon likes to sit and watch him with a lil smile on his face

• Luis still loves to use knight/prince-themed nicknames for Leon :))

• Leon loves to kiss the rings on Luis’ fingers as a form of intimacy

• Again stolen from @snailvee , but I WHOLLY agree with their headcannon that Luis takes a LOT of pride in his appearance (he feels like it’s the one thing he can control etc etc) so letting Leon see him all scruffy in the mornings is a little way of saying “I love you”

• Also again stolen from Snail, they share clothes. Except Luis is really tall and lanky and it accentuates Leon’s muscles so sometimes he hides his clothes in Leon’s drawers on purpose NCNEHDNDJDNDJ

• After a while I wholly think Luis grows out his hair/ grows a little beard and Leon is obsessed w it

• I think even before he met Luis, he was exactly Leon’s type. Tall dark and handsome NXNDHDND he always pictured being with a man like that and he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t kinda into Spanish accents

• Leon makes a extra effort to hide old photos of him as a Rookie from Luis because whenever he finds them he starts crying and is like “OOOOUGGHHH LEEEOOOONNN YOU WERE SUCH A BABYYYY……. THE WORLD WAS SO CRUEL TO YOOOOOUUUU…… OUAHAGAHSGHA”

• Oh also they’re both autistic. There is NO WAY Leon is neurotypical with that eye contact and lack of social awareness and Luis’ special interest is horses and Don Quixote you can’t convince me otherwise (He also likes infodumping to Leon abt sciency stuff :))) )

• I think Luis cries very easily. Not even over anything reasonable he’s just an emotional guy HDBDHDNDHDN

• Leon has had to sit Luis down multiple times and say to him “It’s ok. You don have to keep trying to repent for your mistakes. Being here and alive is more than enough of an apology for me. You can forgive yourself”

• Luis likes to gush about Leon to Rebecca and Leon likes to gush about Luis to Chris and Claire. They’re idiots sooooo in love

• @hamartia-grander again stolen from you but Leon always keeps a photo of Luis with him when on missions and they’re always calling whenever they can <<<333

• Luis has gotten every single little mole and freckle of Leon’s memorised perfectly so he can kiss them whenever he wants :))

• Leon’s favourite part of Luis is his pretty eyelashes with those tiny lil grey lashes and nose. He’s a sucker for big noses. He also likes braiding his hair me thinks

#ericswriting #serennedy

[eldritch-spouse]

PINNIE my beloved. listen to this angsty scenario: reader breaking down in tears telling breg he should just break up w/ them and move on cuz they’re so heartbroken and sad their body can never provide them babies, smthing they know breg wants both in heat and not. CUE distressful emotions from the both of them!!! </3

I'm not sure if you're saying this as a way to imply that reader is upset about being infertile, or if reader is fertile but learned that breeders and humans are incompatible...

Like Hell that's going to be the end of your relationship. Yes, Breg will always need a period of time to come to terms with the cold reality that, ironically, breeders can procreate with most monsters, but not humans. And during that time, he may express snappiness or anger to those around him, because a part of his fantasy-life bubble is being popped, but ultimately- He can sacrifice.

See, the wonderful thing he found about life outside the facility, is that people adopt! They take children to raise them as their own! And while Breg's perception of this lengthy process is dangerously simplistic (to the point where waking up to him holding a random baby should be a concern for you), he's very willing to learn and adapt his current lifestyle in order to rear a youngling with you.

Given that finding baby breeders in the wild is basically a null chance, Breg will suggest a human infant/child/teen. More if you let him. He's not upset that they're not yours or his, he just wants a family, preferably.

You're being so silly! This is easily fixable!

Hey... You scared him a little. Never say you're going to break up with him again, okay?

#Bregory

[hearts401]

My god I thought I was a diehard rarepair shipper but clearly nothing can triumph your love for HanaNeneKou/lh going through your blog was like falling into a rabbit hole and honestly I don't regret it

Any headcanons for the silly trio? C:

HELPFPDPSOS HANENEKOU AUTISM….

Unmmm first I think Hanako and Nene confessed firsttt and then Kou just pined for them for like ever until they both noticed something was wrong and wouldn’t leave him alone til he told them

Kou was straight before he met them they were his bisexual awakening

They’d take turns making snacks for each other every Friday. Hanako usually gets thre mokke to help him tho. Yashiro makes donuts everytime while Kou rlly likes to spice it up. Hanakos stuck at the school so yashiro and kou will bring him cookbooks so he can pick something to make.

Hanakos love language is physical touch, Kous is gift giving, and Yashiros is quality time. Hence why she doesn’t DESPISE cleaning the bathroom even if it’s annoying sometimes

Hanako probably kisses the most. He likes giving little kisses. Yashiro gets all worked up about it she’s flustered easily

All of them are at least a little prone to jealousy (not of each other, of other people) but Hanako is the most jealous and kou is the least.

Yashiro likes to stay the night at thhe school sometimes to stay with Hanako and eventually kou does too. Teru doesn’t like that but I don’t like teru so whatever!

Thhe mokke are Like their weird kids. They teach them things

Hmmmm sometimes the three of them hang out in boundaries to avoid other people

Hanako likes bothering yashiro in class more than kou (he thinks her reactions are funnier) but he does sometimes go to see kou as well. He likes swiping Kous things and hiding them because he thinks it’s funny

Kou gets yashiro and Hanako tons of gifts he loves it more than anything. You tell him you like something and boom you have it. He probably also has a spending problem so he tries to go for gifts he can make (esp food)

Yashiro will do anything in her power to drag kou or Hanako along with her to go places. It’s hard with Hanako since he can’t leave the school, but he tends to find things they can do together. Kou is down for anything but when it comes to asking yashiro to go somewhere with him he gets nervous. Idk he seems like he’s also a brushy loser

Hanako is chill af until someone reciprocates his feelings. Like sure he’s sooo cool and he gave yashiro that little kiss and he grins and thinks he’s the shit but god forbid one of them kiss HIM then he’s losing his mind

Kou and Yashiro love prying into his likes and dislikes also.

Yashiro likes compatibility tests. Even if they say they’re not compatible she won’t care but she thinks they’re fun anyways. And it just adds onto the running joke of Hanako and kou not being “her type”

They’re all bisexual. All three of them.

If you asked Hanako or kou to rate Yashiro they’d give her a ten but she’d probably give them both a 6 😭😭😭 cuz they’re totally not her type ofc ofc

Uhmmm that’s all I can think of rn hehehe I love them a lot

#tzu rambles #hanenekou #tbhk #hanako x kou #hanako x yashiro #yashiro x kou #tzu asks

[thothunter-420]

Pls, I need to know the details of your The Who Pinterest board (if that’s alright with you)

IT IS SO ALRIGHT WITH ME, LET’S GO!! this might get long cuz this board is like my special little mental illness baby, but also i just like the who a totally normal amount ❤️ i’ve been on the hustle for over a year cuz i developed a special interest after having the whole “wow this band looks like ASS 😭😭” to the “needing pete townshend carnally” phase. anyways this board puts all my other band ones to shame, it’s twice as much as my next highest (which is the beatles, respectfully) like woo mama here we go!! i don’t have my computer on me cuz i’ve been traveling so fuck it we ball on mobile

so we have to start off with the men themselves cuz i really do adore all of them so much. i haven’t changed the names in like a year, but since i’m very multi band fandom with my bestie i do last names for a lot of men cuz all these brits threw a dart at a board with only 5 names on it and rolled with it. only pete gets full name privileges cuz the only other one we’ve got is peter tork. BUT ANYWAYS i have fought tooth and nail to get em all in close proximity of each other but the blond men liking illness has let daltrey take a strong lead as of late 🙄🙄

then there’s the duos section and i could try to squeeze em all in one photo but the favoritism is EMBARRASSING. not just cuz i favor these duos sm but cuz pint is a hard beast to wrangle fr!! so here’s the idea of what they look like, guys hanging out :) i always get so excited when i see a pic of a duo that i’ve never seen before, it feels so special!!

the group ones are a ton of fun too. i group them by eras that i personally can easily distinguish but often i have to make a lot of educated guesses and just roll with it. the names on these are especially silly but everything is phrased lovingly cuz i’m like “EW 😍😍”. also i live the life of being a 70s who truther when it comes to sexiest era cuz they all look disgusting but pint is so fond of those hilarious early 60s rats. it was so bad i actually had to split “baby who” into 2 sections as we can see. it was getting out of hand but uhmm i’d kiss them all still idc

there’s also a ‘78+ section and ones for them as weeee lil kidlet babies cuz i’m well rounded. then i get silly and i top it off with the goofy and informative stuff, which is either images i find funny for whatever reason in one section and then stuff like newspaper articles and interviews!! it’s the more misc section but i love having em, they’re essentials to all of my boards but the who have a pretty strong section for both considering i really have to sniff stuff out in this place

so that’s the tour!! i’ve only been into this band for a little over a year but it’s been a good year, always chadding to treat my fave bands right 😤😤 ty for asking teehee and hopefully this is what ya wanted to see!! i will gladly share more details if you want or i could even post some pics i enjoy from my massive stash if desired, just say the word!!

#the who #AGAIN TY FOR THIS cuz i love showing off my prize dragon hoard #sorry for my terminal ironic emoji usage too djrjfjf #ask the court jester

[zumpietoo]

The Promised Silly...

ummm....dudes,

A) you live to "make fun of her", because she's with Cole

B) when PP or sometimes even Crotchi does this (or Madelyn Cline), you think it's fucking amazing

Literally, you’re bagging on her for taking a picture....

If anybody’s letting ANYBODY get to them, it’s yourself, Silly....over Ari daring to breathe and be happy with Cole....

However, fear not!!! These rules/twisted logic does NOT apply to others....

Ummmm.......on just sooo many levels, the wrong here

A) all three can EASILY afford to buy cars (in fact, is this even true?), I do love how bourgeois she is, tho

B) So an ugly dude, who is and does everything they claim to hate Cole for, bought a pretty girl something $$$ and that's kewl? Cuz "dating up"

C) only value anybody has is $$$ or decorative

D) In “keeping Crotchi”, pretty confident she’s the one who does the dumping. Or I do notice they split each time when he gets fed up with her using him to try and bag Cole (yet again)

E) Isn’t this, again, overt prostitution???? Also, if/since it is----wouldn’t Melted be able to find a nu prostitute, then? 

I fucking swear she's PedoT and this likely IS true, but that it's kewl to do this, but not to simply be a nice couple, THAT'S the real "prostitution" is beyond me....

So just to recap:

Cari is a trap/prostitution because they’re a nice couple, one of whom is moar famous/wealthier than the other. Even tho it appears that isn’t remotely dick to them, both are also supportive of once another’s careers and Ari has plenty of her own $$$, anyway. 

They live together and have purchased a second home together, and this is all evolll and means she doesn’t live in either residence, but instead actually lives with her parents. And has never really lived in LA, even prior to meeting Cole/while being roomies with other peeps, etc. 

Oh and (because, apparently, auto ownership iz important), she does not even own a car. Even tho she does and routinely drives Cole’s most fab vehicle, anyway. 

That said.....it’s NOT remotely wrong (or even really “transactional”) to be in a relationship with somebody you seemingly DGAF about (and probably has herpes)/is most assuredly a total lowlife, so long as he buys you a car....cuz that’s somehow NOT prostitution, but an awesome celeb relationship!

Ditto applies to (always) “dating up” in general, being a booty call to those moar famous than yourself or seeking to promote a project...

Yeaahhhh.....this isn’t weird or twisted AT ALL

OH and, again, the only value anybody can possess is decorative or financial.....who you are as a person is irrelevant!

[marshmellowtea]

not to be agere on main but i wanted to write some headcanons about actor and rosé the stuffed poodle from my fic because i. care them so much lmao. gonna put this under a cut cuz these got loooong 

(@electronic-melody)

despite what he may claim, mark gets attached to rosé like, almost immediately after he’s given her. it’s partly because of y/n sleeping with her and giving her their scent, yeah, but also because he hasn’t had a stuffed animal in forever and he’s missed it more than he wants to admit 

he alternates between calling her rosé and ro, the latter especially when he regresses really young. his mouth can’t really the ‘sé part correctly when he gets really tiny waaaa :’))))) 

the writer part of his brain kicks in very quickly when he gets her too and he IMMEDIATELY starts writing her a backstory and giving her little character quirks. she’s a fashionista from the big city! she talks with a new york accent! she loves champagne but her favorite wine is her namesake! she’s pansexual like he is! she has a whole personality and he could ramble about her for hours 

related to the fashionista bit, since i based her on a build a bear plushy that means she can fit into build a bear clothes 

listen i’m not saying that actor likes to dress her up but i am saying y/n does end up spending a lot of money on said build a bear clothes 👀 

(so yes he does enjoy dressing her up adlkgjkdg. he takes it very seriously in fact)(don’t point it out to him though he gets very shy and embarrassed about it :’)) 

when he’s regressed or even just in between headspaces he tends to carry her around in his arms while he’s hanging out around the house, otherwise she just lives on his bed. when he’s carrying her around though sometimes he’ll make comments about what she’s thinking (“rosé thinks we should have french toast for dinner” “rosé’s tired and wants you to come to bed with us”). most of the time they’re pretty obviously just things that he’s thinking that he doesn’t want to or doesn’t feel comfortable saying himself for whatever reason, but it’s still really cute adkjkdslg 

but that also makes rosé a vital component of any Serious Discussions™ actor and y/n have—she just makes it easier for him to say things out loud that he would have trouble voicing otherwise 

she’s easily the best purchase y/n’s ever made for that reason alone, but it’s also just really cute to see how happy she makes him. his face just lights up whenever he has her and it’s so fucking PRECIOUS 

y/n does end up getting him more plushies eventually but rosé will always and forever be the favorite. she’s his best friend. his confidante. his silly rabbit. etc etc 

she’s very happy to have more friends on the bed with her though, actor makes sure to tell y/n that constantly (he doesn’t want y/n to think he doesn’t want them to buy him more stuffies, no no, just because rosé has a very special place in his heart doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to be spoiled with plush friends lol) 

idk how to end this other than with that they’re both such cutie patooties and i adore them with my whole heart <3 

#who killed markiplier #actor mark #y/n the district attorney #rosé the plush #she gets a tag for MY sake leave me alone lol #agere #marshy speaks #i really thought i was gonna end up drafting this post but i ended up finishing it in one sitting hallelujah amen

[allherfaeriesmeetinjuly]

pros and cons cuz i’m evil (of many of the ppl i’ve liked:

edith wharton

pros:

hes v cute. also very funny. i like talking to him. insomniac. nerdy. likes gum (breath smells ok). he’s ..older… by like 6 months. not a misogynist! good manners. pretty. nice smile. talks a lot. not a dry texter. not illiterate! quite passionate. banter. good hair. wasian. caring. comforting. sarcastic. athletic. family guy. cool mum. loves mum. can talk deep.

cons:

we’re in the same friend group. ahhhhh. white. kinda mean :(. oblivious. not the best grades. we’re both in bad situationships. brave but idiotic. wears glasses (is blind) who is gonna be the seer is this relationship then? chronically online. makes awful jokes. maniac. sunburns easily. athletic (might drag me to hikes). wears an ugly ski mask. likes the ugly ski mask.

agatha christie

pros:

super athletic. boxes. passionate abt history and archeology. lives in turkey. sweetheart. charming. good fashion sense. silly guy. cool sister. love his sister. ate ramen for four days becuz he couldn’t cook. compliments me. can talk for days. lives in turkey. smart. so nerdy despite being jockish. not a male manipulator. listens to lana w me.

cons:

dry texter. balding. also wears glasses. followed jordon peterson and self help gym accs. never replies. not good texter. texts in a baby voice (which is very weird) ~ exhibit a: “me no likey 🥺” or smth like that. the ick is so strong on this one. want kids. vector ass haircut. plays fortnite & valorant. cannot cook for the life of him. sweats crazy. what music taste except guitar covers. hot ugly guy.

mieko kawakami

pros:

i love her. insane artist. pianist. lovely long fingers. common interests. understands me. lifelong appreciation of art. pretty. so passionate. conversation for days. nerdy. but lovely. great at math. great at chess. tim button lover. compliments me. likes red. so nice. lovely texter. sweetheart. good grades. asian. very witty. observer. generous.

cons:

wears jorts. questionable fashion sense. …that’s it. i think i put her on a pedestal and also someone else has like her for 4 years and it happens to be her boy best friend. and he wants to marry her. i don’t think she feels the same— it’s been rocky apparently but they’re still good friends. that doesn’t make my feelings invalid i hope as i’ve been feeling them so intensely since october of last last year. he doesn’t own her in any way. oh! she’s in the uk. so long distance so doesn’t work. time zones! all external factors i fear. gonna post this privately just in case

[supermarine-silvally]

Stepping out of my usual fandom bubble for a moment, could I have all of the Be My Mirror asks for Kova and Bakugou? Have a lovely day!

Aaaaahh bakulenko my beloveds <3 I need to get back into working on Ground Zero so hopefully this should help with the inspiration!

Ask game here!

1. Who is more protective? Who needs to be protected?

They’re both hero students at one of the best hero schools in the entire world, so protecting/being protected is all part of the game for them every single day, lol. They can both more than hold their own in a fight but Kacchan tends to have more protective tendencies cuz Kova is younger and less experienced than he is (and he’s supposed to be her mentor, so he’s supposed to look after her, which is a job he comes to take very seriously despite his initial reluctance).

2. Who is the one who gets hurt and who takes care of the other when they're injured?

Both do! Out of the two of them, though, Kova has more skills as an impromptu medic so more often than not, she’s the one taking care of Bakugou’s injuries (see: Chapters 24 and 25 of Ground Zero lol). But he will absolutely take care of her were something to ever happen to her as well.

3. Who wears the other's clothes? What does the other think about that?

Kova looooooves wearing Kacchan’s clothes lol especially his silly little edgy skull shirts, which she enjoys teasing him about. He might roll his eyes but he absolutely lets her (part of him really enjoys seeing her wear his clothes because it lets everyone know how close they are, even if they’re not officially together at that point in the story).

4. Who is constantly teasing the other? How does that person react?

Kova does 90% of the teasing because she loves riling him up and getting a reaction out of him. Kacchan pretends to be annoyed about it but if she ever stopped doing it he’d be very sad.

5. Who's more physically affectionate?

Neither of them are super touchy-feely, but in the earlier stages of their friendship-turning-romance, Kova probably initiates the affection most of the time. Kacchan pretends he’s too cool for it but secretly he loves being physically affectionate with her and lets her get away with touching him and teasing him in ways that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE would ever dare attempt. (Kaminari once tried imitating the way Kova is around him and Bakugou nearly blasted him through the ceiling).

6. Who's the better cook?

Bakugou, hands down. He cooks for Kova a lot (this happens so often in Ground Zero I can’t even remember all the chapters it does) and she LOVES his cooking. Sometimes, she’ll help him in the kitchen, but he mostly shoos her away, claiming he doesn’t want her to wreck it, but we all know it’s because he’s trying to impress her.

7. Who's the bigger flirt? How do they handle being flirted at? Do they blush easily or get nervous?

They don’t flirt much when they’re younger, but the more established they get as a hero couple, the more comfortable they get with being openly flirty. I’d say Kova probably initiates it more, but then Kacchan will retort with a line that leaves her red-faced and speechless, while he smirks and walks away. The bastard. She will definitely have to pay him back for that later.

8. Who's the better driver?

Bakugou, probably. As the older one, he’d get his license first (and his parents have money so they’d probably buy him a car). Also, Kova’s immigrant status probably means it takes longer for her to get a license in Japan so she doesn’t have as much practice. She’s happy to let him drive, though.

9. Who removes the spiders/bugs?

Kova loves bugs (she acquires a pet tarantula for her dorm room in her second year at U.A.), so she’s definitely picking the spiders and bugs up with her bare hands and giving them new homes whenever one is found somewhere it shouldn’t be.

#oc: iryna oleksandrivna kovalenko #ship: bakulenko #asked and answered #chats with evie

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First day of Kool (Ben 10)

it was the first day of class after the spring break, and the students of the Kindergarten class couldn't wait to meet the new kids at bellview elementary school. of course they're parents had given them a heads up that the new kids were special, they still needed diapers after all but most of the kids were cool with that, it made them feel super big (though a few were worried about stinkies happening) there was also the fact that (and this was the part that little Jay and Peter, his bestest buddy loved) the new kids were five like everyone else. They were both TEN year olds, but they'd been made all simple or something cuz of one of those aliens always running around. "Heh, Just remember, be nice to them, my mommy told me if I make'em cry I'LL be in diapers for a MONTH." Peter said, walking to school with Jay. "Heh, no problem, i heard they're happy go lucky dorks, and get amazed easily. I bet we can have them calling us the coolest kids ever before recess." "Heh, put your money where your mouth is!" "..what money? everything I have is in my piggy bank." Jay said, confused. "..I meant..oh never mind." Peter said, rolling his eyes and then the pair got a look at the new kids as their grandpa dropped them off. The boy was wearing a T-shirt with chaze from paw patrol on it, sucking on a pacifire and wearing some kinda weird watch, whining and fusing as his grandfather held out a hand for the paci but the so called big kid didn't seem all that willing to give it up, shaking his head till he got a light swat on his butt.. that was covered with a pair of dark green shorts that did NOTHING to hide the fact he was in a massive diaper! "Benny, I told you, no nukies at school. you promised if I let you suck on it on the way over you'd give it up willingly." the grandpa said. Benny whined again but then spits the paci out, getting a sigh and eye roll from his gramp's who hand now had a bunch of spit in it too, making the girl giggle and laugh. "Bennnn you silly! you were 'pose to just pull it out!" she hooted, brushing her orange hair back and wiggling her hips. dressed in a loose blue top, she had gone with a white skirt that didn't fully hide her diaper, though if she was embarrassed by the bulky white padding poking out the bottom of her skirt she didn't show it. "oh!..uh.. Sowwy grandpa max!' Ben said, sniffling and bottom lip trembling now. "hey, it's ok. you'll remember it for next time right? And Gwen, be nice. " his gramps said and ruffled Ben's hair with the non spit hand. "W-whoa..so cute!" Peter said, blushing and getting a silly look on his face. "Yeah.. Gwen's adorable!" Jay said. "..Y-yeah Gwen.." Peter said and Jay went to say something but the grandpa had spotted them and called them over. "hey, you boys are in kindergarten right?" he asked. "Yup! K-2, with miss Anderson." Peter said. "Great! thats Ben and Gwen's class! Look, I'm running a little late..can you help these two get to class? and make sure Ms. Anderson gets their diaper bags?" he asked, handing Ben a light green one and Gwen a dark blue one, the kids giggling. "Yeah! we gotta make sure there are LOTS of diapies on hand for when we make boomies!" Giggled and then blew a raspberry. "Hehehe yeah! we're number one at going number two..though I'm WAY better at making stinkies then Benny!" Gwen said, puffing out her chest. "And here we go.." Max groaned, face palming. "Nuh-uh! I'm the best pooper!!!" Ben huffed and got in Gwen's face. "puh-lease, rabbit's poop more then you. and your stinky diapers are like, flowers! MINE are massive and make skunks go yuck!" "NO NO NO NO NO!! I poop way more and it's super bigg! Grandpa tell her!!" "Nooo I do! grandpa tell him!" And both dorks turned to their grandpa. "Oh gee, I'd LOVE to settle this, but your gonna be late for class!" Max said quickly, then turned to the boys. "Besides, your new friends haven't even introduced themselves!" The pair froze then blushed, looking ashamed. "Oh right.. Uh.. Sorry guys." Gwen said, rubbing the back of her head. "I'm Gwen!" She added, holding out her hand. "Yeah, sorry..and I'm Ben!" Ben said, doing like wise, his hand out to peter while Gwen's was out to jay. "Jay." the boy giggled, shaking Gwen's hand. "peter." He giggled, blushing while shaking Ben's. "Come on, we'll show you the way to class! And uh, don't worry, if anyone goes to tease you, we'll protect you! Right Jay?" "Uh..Uh..yeah! right!" "Hehehe Thanks! the kids in our old class were a bunch of dweebs who kept teasing us!" Gwen coo'ed. "Just couldn't handle how AWESOME we are." Ben said, smirking and rubbing a finger under his nose. "yes, that Must be it. "Max said. rolling his eyes. "you two have fun, I'll pick you up after school." "BYEEEE Gramps!" the two big babies called and waved bye bye to max, then followed their new friends into the school.

Getting into the classroom, Jay and peter were a little taken back by how unashamed the cousin's were, dashing around the class and introducing themselves (though thankfully without the argument over who was the super pooper this time.) They turned their diaper bags over to Miss Anderson who chuckled and then lead them to the table they would be sitting at, with some special chairs waiting for them that got a few complaints from the other students. "hey! How come THEY git chairs with sides!?!" Chad, a brown haired boy style in a mushroom cut asked, his bottom lip sticking out. "Yeah! I want sides too!" whined Mandy, a blond with twin pigtails, crossing her arms. "Kids, be nice, these are special chairs that Ben and Gwen need because with their..er.." And Miss Anderson paused, trying to think of the right way to phase it. "We need special seat cuz with our mega DIAPER butts, we fall out of normal chairs!" Ben said, cheerfully taking over and turning around and bending some, patting the back of his puffy butt. "Yeah, we're total big babies and while we can sorta learn, sitting in big kid chairs like you guys is totally beyond us. sooo.. Please don't be upset!" Gwen said, holding up her skirt and showing off her diapers as well. This instantly broke any tension and had ALL the kids giggling while Miss Anderson snorted and covered her mouth, trying to hide her smile. "Oh Ok! Sorry!" Chad said. "Do you need help getting in your baby seat?" Mandy asked. "I'll help them out kids, but thanks you for asking. and Gwen sweetie, please put your skirt down." She said.

With that settled it was time for class to start, and while most of the class was paying attention, Ben had out a crayon and was doodling on a sheet of paper, his tongue sticking out the side of his mouth while Gwen was drumming on her bottom lip with her index and middle finger. Jay and Peter, who were sitting on either side of them gently got the big babies attention, making Miss Anderson glad she didn't have to start off by calling the big babies out. "Alright class, let's start with some basic spelling today. who here can spell their own name?" She asked, knowing that while most of her students could, Gwen and ben might not be able to. Everyone raised their hand, though Ben and Gwen looked a little unsure as they did. "Gwen, ben, are you not sure?" She asked gently. "well Uh.. I can spell my first name.." Ben started, rubbing the back of his head. "And so can I.. it's the last name that gets all tricky ricky dicky." Gwen said, finishing his thought. "Well, why don't we all try and spell it together?" Miss Anderson asked, getting a blue marker for her whiteboard and standing by it. "And what IS your last name's?" she asked, knowing them but class interaction was the name of the game. "it's Tennyson." Ben coo'ed, kicking his legs gently. "Alright. let's sound it out, who would look to go first?" Miss Anderson asked. "Oh Oh Me me meeeee!" Gwen cried out, holding up her hand and waving it around and pushing up out of her baby seat. "heh. Ok Gwen. go ahead." "Tennyson! Q N T R O-" Gwen started, but was cut off to soft giggles from the class. "Nooo, but good enthusiasm! would anyone else like to try? Ben?" "uhhh.. nope, it took me ferever to learn how to spell my first name." he said blushing and squirming. "It's ok ben, lots of kids do!" Peter said quickly, patting Ben's arm and making the big baby cheer up. "Can I try?" Asked a mousey dirty blond with hockey hair and glasses, named Jim. "Of course Jim." Miss Anderson replied. "Tennyson: T E N N N Y S O N." He said, looking nervous. "That's correct Jim, good job!" Miss Anderson coo'ed, and the class cheered him, but the loudest cheers came from Gwen and ben. "Wow, he must be like, the SMARTEST kid in class!" Ben gushed. "..Not that smart.." Peter huffed. "huh?" ben asked, confused and not catching on Peter was jealous. "Nothing!" Peter squeaked, realizing he had spoken too loud. "So is he like a super duper speller?" Gwen asked jay. "well he's ok.. I'm better but I don't like to show off." Jay said, putting on a air of arrogance. "Ohhh Koolies!" Gwen coo'ed.

After the spelling lesson it was time for reading, which to the surprise of no one Ben and Gwen couldn't do either.  Miss Anderson was quickly getting the feeling that while she had been told Ben and Gwen were ready for kindergarten that they were more fix to be in pre-school but had been turned down due to their ages. Still she would make the best of it and give it her all and who knew, maybe she could work a miracle.   At least the class was fully behind the big babies, Having quickly taken them in as their little brother and sister and when it was clear that Ben and Gwen couldn't read Peter and Jay had taken them to a plush corner of the room for Kids to read if they had free time and read to them. Math time was semi better, at least as long as they didn't go over the number ten, since Ben and Gwen did all of their counting on their fingers, but it was something that miss Anderson could work with, having already started to put a modified lesson plan together for the cousins.

All and all, the day went well and the cousins were more then eager to come back tomorrow. The only slight hiccup in the day when it came to the class being kind and caring was shortly after lunch when the pair had loaded their diapers, and window had to be opened quickly. it didn't take long to discover that the plan to just change them in the classroom wasn't going to work out and so she'd had Jay and peter who seemed to have a sweet spot on the pair escort them down to the nurses office carrying the diaper bags with them, and escort them back after the fact. Gwen and Ben said sorry for stinking the class up and were quickly forgiven. Yeah, having two big babies in the class was going to be a little more challenging then she counted on, but as Miss Anderson watched then dash up and glomp their grandpa as he picked them out out the window, she couldn't help but think it was more then worth it for the trade off of the two cuties.

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