#they’re just so pathetic

[songofsoma]

romanced a du mortain in book 3

#and i expect EXTRA like this in book 4 #they’re just so pathetic #the detective scolds them and they fold #twc #the wayhaven chronicles #ava du mortain #adam du mortain #wayhaven #wayhaven memes #wayhaven a #twc a #a du mortain

[alicent-archive]

Ah, yes. Team Green. Featuring a repressed lesbian still reeling from the fallout of her complicated situationship. An evil grandfather who eventually will become jobless. A guard who doubles as a stepfather and a hit man. An alcoholic. A doomed prophetess. An overpowered anime villain and his geriatric nuclear warhead. And a fourth child who may or may not exist.

#and people have the audacity to ask me WHY I’m in this camp #like just LOOK at the material #they’re all so doomed and miserable and pathetic like how could I NOT obsess about them #hotd #house of the dragon #team green #alicent hightower #otto hightower #criston cole #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #aemond targaryen #vhagar #daeron targaryen #my own #text

[fantasykiri5]

They’re so bad(boys)!!

#THEY SWITCHED TO THE SKINS TO RECORD TODAY IM GONNA LOOSE IT #anyways here’s your pathetic Minecraft bootleg greasers #featuring mullet Jim. he looks good with it #also featuring the background of their burning pad (boys) #my art #limited life #limited life fanart #traffic life smp #life smp fanart #Grian #Grian fanart #joel smallishbeans #Joel smallishbeans fanart #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #the bad boys #bad boys #they’re so bad guys please believe them c’mon they’re bad I prommy #dude joel doesn’t look so green drawn on his own but the second you put him next to anybody else he looks like a fucking grape #also the booby game on this Jim I’ve just drawn is unmatched. I’m very proud of that.

[gh0styai]

I put my playlist in shuffle and drew some stuff :))

Killer: Becky by Be Your Own Pet

Cross: Falling in Love by The Soaks

#cross sans #killer sans #undertale #vibrant colors #neon #undertale fanart #song lyrics #look at em #they’re so stupid #cross is pathetically in love #we can all agree on this #right? #Killer’s just a freak

[adastra121]

MC: Look, physically, yes. I could fight a bird. But emotionally? MC: *looks sadly at Mhin* Mhin: =_= MC: Imagine the toll... :(

#mc: they’re so sad and pathetic I don’t want to fight them :( #mhin: *resisting the urge to stab them* #mc: and they’re small. why would you fight someone small? it just doesn’t feel right. #mhin: *stabs them* #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved mc #touchstarved mhin #mhin x mc #mc x mhin #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #source: tumblr

[shima-draws]

It’s been a HOT second but I’m rereading Pandora Hearts again. And oofjfsjfhgkksk my kids 🥺

THEY ARE SO SILLY!!!!!

#Also Gil is literally ALWAYS touching Oz and it makes me insane actually. #10 years can make a guy reeeal clingy huh #Esp considering baby Gilbert rarely ever initiated contact. From what I remember #Anyway they make me ill they’re goobers I love them #I love how Gil just so casually carries Oz around now. Like he’s a sack of potatoes. LMAO #Oz: Awww you’ve gone from being a pathetic wet beast to a slightly older pathetic wet beast 🥺 #Gil: #Gil: I. Don’t know how to respond to that actually #Pandora Hearts #Oz Vessalius #Gilbert Nightray #Actually huh. You know what. I might have to make another post on my thoughts about smth #Shima speaks

[nightgoodomens]

Being jobless and talentless really doesn’t give you a right to say “who tf is Michael Sheen” about the famous and hard working man who supports you. The one thing AL could have avoided copying from GT was humiliation and undermining and “keeping him humble” but guess not. I tried to keep open mindness regarding both females for a LONG time but I am so done. Awful people.

#I just can’t #I tried but I can’t #NightGoodOmens talks PR #they’re so pathetic please spare me #nobodies riding on their partners fame and trying to act like they’re the top bitches #Jesus fucking Christ 😭😭😭😭 #there’s so much second hand embarrassment I can’t cope with #they hate feminism so much

[just-another-dreamerr]

I love how Eric is just 100% down with helping Antigone hide a body after she accidentally kills a man. my girl’s just freaking the fuck out and he’s just “it’s okay, I’ve got this, help me put it out the window while we lie to the cop outside the door”, absolutely iconic

#the dynamic between the funns and Eric is PRICELESS #they’re rivals but it’s one sided. they loathe him and he’s just the nicest guy #girlfreak just has a crush on the guy she despises and he has a crush on their employee #they’re pathetic and get into so much trouble and he’s resigned to drag them out of it #'ive done this before' HELLO??? SIR?? #antigone funn #eric chapman #wooden overcoats #i love this podcast so much

[catboyidia]

my ffvii ships new years kisses:

- zakkura: zack gets really giddy and excited and kisses cloud as soon as new years hits, flustering cloud really badly in the process but afterwards they both cant help but smile at each other and giggle

- asg: they’re all about to just go for it but then they need to pause for a moment as they realize theres three of them… they debate trying to figure out how to make a three-way kiss work but quickly realize that wont work as they all literally butt heads, so instead they have to debate which pair kisses first and just alternate until they all get their kisses from each other, but it takes quite a while because if its genesis and angeal, sephiroth will get upset, he already feels like the odd one out in the relationship, but if its angeal and sephiroth, genesis will absolutely get jealous and throw a fit, so ultimately angeal takes one for the team and decides to let sephgen have the first kiss, and then they promptly decide to shower angeal with love and kisses afterwards, so he doesn’t feel upset about it

- tsengru: rufus goes in for the kiss immediately but tseng, being the rational one, puts his hand up to stop rufus and looks around to make sure no one else is looking, and once he’s sure the coast is clear he lets rufus kiss him, holding up his champagne(?) glass to block the view of their lips from anyone else (i dont know what people drink for new years or many kinds of glasses…)

- renorude(?): they’re absolutely all over each other, like full on making out, even before the countdown, without a care in the world, even as the excitement dies down and everyone else is done kissing, reno and rude are still going at it, leaving everyone else to just kind of awkwardly stare at the spectacle and just pray that they keep their clothes on

- aerti: they’re holding hands and leaning against each other, and as new years hits they both look at each other and giggle happily, just full of nothing but love as aerith leans in and kisses tifa, even as tifa seems a bit bashful about it

- tuestine(?): reeve is really reserved and nervous about it, but lets vincent lean in for the kiss first and then gently pulls down the collar(?) of vincent’s cape hiding the lower half of his face, making sure vincent’s okay with it first, and then they kiss, soft quick and sweet, though reeve is still a bit of a blushing mess that doesn’t know how to keep himself together afterwards

- valenwind: cid just grabs vincent by his stupid collar and pulls him down and gracelessly kisses him

#happy new years! its not quite new years yet for me ive got an hour to go but its new years for others! tbh i almost forgot it was new years #they’re all just so soft :( especially aerti! i love soft sweet aerti so much!!! just so much pure love and giddy joy!!! #i will never not treat reeve as my precious dear mildly pathetic sopping wet cat of a man <3 #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #zakkura #zack fair #cloud strife #asgzc #sephgen #angeal hewley #sephiroth #genesis rhapsodos #tsengru #ff7 tseng #rufus shinra #reno x rude #ff7 reno #ff7 rude #aerti #aerith gainsborough #tifa lockhart #tuestine #reeve tuesti #vincent valentine #valenwind #cid highwind #im so sorry these tags are so long i use them like ao3 tags incase ppl have specific ones muted #i always worry it looks like im just desperate for attention but i swear im not!

[whisper3x]

i’m absolutely in love with how fucking dorky Dante is. they have old cartoon slapstick humor energy. if you were to pull the floor out from under them they’d just hover there and stare at you for a second before plummeting at 5x terminal velocity. when Dante runs their legs get lost in a rolling cloud of dust and you already KNOW the foley work on their steps is impeccable. i love them. they are Perfect.

#limbus company #dante lcb #dante my beloved #they’re just so pathetic and beautiful and perfect they’re babygirl

[trunklewunjle]

(VOLUME WARNING) I’m easily persuaded, I will post this here, i love them so much they’re my life

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

Nightmear belongs to Jokublog

#undertale au #utmv #ink sans #killer sans #nightmare sans #they’re married #killermare #I love them so much they’re so silly #the characters were supposed to be switched so it would be accurate to our roleplay server yea our nightmear is more pathetic and sad #i still love this though and i’m glad the person who plays our killer perfectly and lovingly and wondeful liked it jaja i’m yea we love our #killer he’s so good at playing him he’s great he’s actually the most perfect human being ever and we couldn’t have anyone who plays him any #better than he does i love him he’s so hajajahjaj hajsj i love him #WROFOX WROOFO AWROFO W AU AU AUUUUU WROOF i have nothing to bark at theyre so wholesome i love them so much i will never be the same without #them so i’ll just bark and howl at the moon #i did this as quick as i could so they’re a little funky and silly and eh

[rivercule]

I love when Touga seduces people into Akio’s evil magic car but doesn’t get in himself. You work for the apocalypse car guy and he won’t even give you a ride home

#every man in the show is a bad guy of course. but they’re also just so so pathetic #rgu #revolutionary girl utena #touga kiryuu

[fuckalicent]

alicent and criston being two sides of the same repressed, touch starved, religious-guilt-coloured coin is something that can be so personal

#they’re just so miserable and pathetic i want to kiss them #alicent hightower #criston cole #hotd

[girlmetamorphed]

people often talk about how dostoevsky’s characters are constantly sabotaging themselves, seeking suffering But Also pleasure and how paranoiac they are and that all of this might be rooted in their need to feel they have control because of all the trauma they have endured, which i agree, but have you also considered that most of these characters are in their 20s ?

#somebody tell me it gets better #reading dostoevsky is maybe the sanest thing i’ve done as a 22yo because yeah i also consider suicide at least once a day #people often talk about how authors either write about teens or old people and dosto is here always working with people in their 20s #hes the realest #also making a character think so highly about itself just to have it KNOW they’re pathetic by the end is so perfect like yeah it happens man #fyodor dostoevsky #crime and punishment #raskolnikov #the brothers karamazov #rodya raskolnikov #alyosha karamazov #russian literature #dmitri karamazov #ivan karamazov

[kinos-fortress-2]

AUGH

not the little lady. plz….

#she’s just a little lady… #i’m going to sob she’s so fucking pathetic #also spy and pauling dad/mom and daughter): when they were mostly bickering together #and at the end spy amused when she did her cringey nerdy speeches… #they’re so friends but clearly spy does care for little lady #ok not mostly seriously dad and daughter just someone more older than her and who is also a father (absent) #having to look after the only girl of the team leading out but mostly knowing because she gets frustrated so he has to keep it up good hope #even with his grumpy personality… but he was entirely very like looking out for her AUGH

[sawgaybo]

Adam Stanheight and Jesse Pinkman are the same genre of man

#I don’t even know how to explain it #they’re both just so. pathetic #adam faulkner stanheight #saw #jesse pinkman #breaking bad