#they were real partners

[canary0]

steps up to the mic, clears throat

Mina Harker was the protagonist of Dracula. The last line of the book is literally about how incredibly brave and smart she is and how everyone was working for her sake, including her. Stop making her the damn love interest in adaptations.

Thank you.

#dracula #gothic horror #vampires #also jon and mina's relationship was amazing #especially for the time #they were real partners #they were also total tech nerds #give me the dracula adaptation that makes them the ridiculous loving geeks they are in the book #don't get me started on how adaptations treat lucy

[atomicradiogirl]

yes house md as a show is outlandish and insane. house is literally a truman show of his own show. background characters are made out of cardboard, the walls are glass, he is just allowed to bully patients and his coworkers for funzies. but like there is also a deeply realistic element to house as a character. his actions are in line with his life, his backstory, and with his predicament. his chronic pain which lead to an opioid addiction, his childhood trauma, his trust issues that have definitely been shattered throughout his life leading to his cynicism, his refusal to seek mental support. of course the one constant and true trusting relationship in his life will also be codependent. this all makes sense. but this is also a show where house gets shot, gets recruited by the CIA for an episode, goes to jail multiple times. but it’s also a story about a deeply damaged man making the best of what he has and also learning to accept love? oh yeah and this is also a sherlock adaptation.

#i’m normal about house md #house md #this show is insane #this show will be the death of me #gregory house #need to do a character study on him #james wilson #to be loved is to be changed #how is this show real #and bbc sherlock did it worse #this show is from 2004 #what the hell #hate crimes md #the medical malpractice universe #house md ended before gay marriage was legalized #house and wilson were life partners #hilson

[forgottencartoons]

Finished the new Wednesday series and I figured out what the Tim Burton version of the Addams Family is missing for me and it’s the mania. There’s no manic edge to any of the jokes. There’s hardly any snap (pun intended) in the dialogue. Gomez is sedated, the guy who played the younger version of him was serving more Gomez energy in five minutes onscreen. There’s a moment where CJZ calls him “mon cheri” and there is ZERO reaction, not even an aborted attempt at a “Tish! That’s FRENCH!” gag, which I was definitely waiting for. Pugsley isn’t hyperactive at all. He says he misses being waterboarded but he doesn’t beg Wednesday to torture him or really do much at all the few minutes the kid is onscreen. His one gag is basically just a fat-kids-will-eat-anything joke where he chows on some potpourri. Nothing in the therapy scene to suggest how VERY in over her head Kinbott is. Nobody else is ever really set on edge or feeling jumpy because they have no idea what any Addams will do next. 

#Jenna was great but the only real sparring partners she got were Emma and Fred Armisen #Fred was a SPECTACULAR Fester but he’s only in one episode #I would watch a show specifically about Fred Armisen as Fester because I kinda think that’s the only character TB actually undertood #the more I think about it the more I think about ways it could’ve been improved #it was a perfectly serviceable supernatural murder mystery but were those really the ADDAMS FAMILY on my screen? #wednesday #wednesday Netflix #Wednesday 2022 #addams family #the addams family #uncle fester #fred armisen #jenna ortega #catherine zeta jones #luis guzman

[calvinandhobbes]

guys im literally engaged now. to be married. its so silly and fun like wow im an adult i guess wtf….. do u guys still think im cool

#i can’t say fiance with a straight face that’s is not a real word #my partner asked me when we were in scotland :)

[cleromancy]

i think one of the many dumb things about the "jaytim is INCEST!!!!" malarky is that people will openly say "they may not have grown up together or have a brotherly relationship or any personal connection except through bruce but shipping them is still deviant and perverted and you're going to hell for being a fagg i mean a freak"

#dont even get me started on these idiots pretending to white knight for adoption lmao. #even in the continuity where they WERE both adopted (so not the current one) jason was legally dead and tim was emancipated. #what part of that resembles a real life adoption scenario. ill wait. #(also these buffoons shitting themselves and crying when you talk about how real life people use adoption to secure shit like visitation+ #rights if they cant legally marry their partners)

[samanthamulder]

@usergif 1 year celebration: shuffle challenge day 3: blending | two-colour focused | url @pscentral event 14: your url

WEXLER-MCGILL — partners at law in crime

#usergif1year #better call saul #tv #bcsedit #tvedit #kim x jimmy #mcwexler #.gif #wexler-mcgill is REAL. to me #i LOVE ignoring the fact that they were never actually 'partners at law' >:) #I don't remember any business card being torn no no no #also the timeline of events is a bit wonky here but that's for the aesthetic ok. i wanted the alternating blue & red gifs #oh well. i put a normal amount of thought and time and effort into this gifset sooo pls be kind 😭😭 #(and don't look too closely at the wouldn't I gif....i tried my best)

[oblonger]

Holy goodness. So I was thinking more on the fact that the Hero, and everyone else from the Dark Future, dissappear as though they never had existed. Because they changed the future, and now the events that led to their lives no longer happen.

And it would create the mother of all grandfather paradoxes if their actions get reversed because they don't exist. That's just a given for the plot to happen.

But imagine what could come out of it if anyone without any kind of time-based shenaniganary (so pretty much just the partner) forget anyone from the future even existed? Because technically, they don't.

Imagine the fathomless guilt that the partner would feel for not only surviving Temporal Tower, but also being unable to remember the hero's name and face. Their memories of them having a dull haze in the opproximate shape of their best friend.

Its even worse for other people. Imagine the partner being told by Chatot that at least two people need to be on a team that's registered for two people. And the partner tells them that they do have a partner. Only being able to convince him after telling him to pull out the paperwork, because how do you convince someone that a person exists if you don't even know what pokemon they are, or what their name is? "That can't be right!? Someone must have foraged this! I've never heard of a [hero's name] before now! This doesn't make any sense..." And then having that fun experience be the reason why the partner even remembers their name.

Can you even say that Dusknoir irreparably shattered your trust in famous explorers, if everyone is convinced that what happened never even took place? To everyone else, it just seems that you woke up one morning and decided to be needlessly paranoid about getting betrayed.

Those scars look pretty gnarly. Where did you get them? ...Who's Grovyle? He has a wanted poster? Stole the time gears? That must be a mistake. The Time Gears have never been touched by anyone.

Did any of the last several years even happen? There is evidence that they did. Grovyle's wanted poster. The registration. Those things point to what happening, being true. But... Everyone else is just saying that those are accidents.

Were the people that effected your life, for better and for worse, ever real? There's no way that's the case...

Right? They have to be real. It couldn't have been just a dream or a hallucination. I felt that pain. I felt that desperation, love, friendship. That can't just be not true. It has to have happened. Because what would it mean if it didn't?

#pmd eos #text post #writing #pmd #pmd2 #pokemon #fanfic ideas #talking to Azuril Bidoof or even Manaphy would be the partner's breaking point. #the /NEED/ this person that everyone says didnt exist to be someone that did and /does/ #they will go back. March up to Dialga. And /demand/ to know if they were real. if that is what it will take. #and if they die on the way? going into the hidden land and temporal tower alone? #Then so be it. they cant live with this constant aching guilt anymore. They will bring them back or die trying. #and then they do. they get the greatest person they've ever known back. #along with that. All of the partner's memories of them return. #but not everyone elses. It's a bit much to ask Dialga to do Uxie's job after all. #imagine how that must feel from both the hero and partner. #Chasing the Sunrise au #cts au

[dolokhoded]

my one season 4 complaint is Where The Fuck Was Aneesa

#never have i ever #i really wish her and fabiola had stayed together them not working out didn't rlly serve any purpose to the plot for the new season #fabiola's new relationship was barely rlaborated upon. as expected. #and aneesa was basically written out she was barely even part of the group #plus that scene of them at the staircase talking about fab's robotics team. they still have so much chemistry and they were literally just #talking about robotics #i understand she's not a major character and she can't have a separate plotline to herself but she wasn't even involved in anyone else's #her and fabiola were cute together and she would've at least been part of the plot if they were still dating #allison was barely a character what was the point of writing some random new partner for fabiola when she already had a perfectly good #love interest #it just doesn't make sense to me. whi decided it would be a good idea for them to break up #was it just an opportunity to shove in a nonbinary character who had no personality and was just there as someone's s/o and call it #representation #cause there are Many better ways to have nonbinary rep than this #but ofc mindy kaling wouldn't give a shit about this. #n e ways for this support my nonbinary aneesa hc . it's real. #fabiola torres #aneesa qureshi #OR AT THE VERY LEAST SHE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN WITH PAXTON. SHE HAD THAT NICE HOT JOCK LINE AT THE END OF SEASON 3 #im fabneesa 4 life but i would honestly be haply with her dating paxton. they're both cool and they'd be fun together. and she deserves a #nice hot jock boyfriend.

[nefertiti-fooling-fellow]

LISTEN LISTEN, I know we’re all sad and disappointed at Mal’s reunion. BUT we need to talk about how this man did whatever he could to keep the memory of MC close to him when they were gone.

Lord Wesley of RIVERBEND????? Mal claiming to be from MC’s hometown?? People died, I am people.

Him telling stories about MC to his kids????????

Building the orphanage when MC disappeared because he needed a purpose?? And the one he picks is the one he wanted to achieve, WITH MC. (for my fellow Mal-romancers out there)

I know we were all expected a big, dramatic reunion, but I honestly think this one was pretty good too. I think the emotions we were hoping for was THERE, it was just subtler.

#playchoices #playchoices bolas #blades of light and shadow #I’m usually not one to go so hard for PB #but I NEEED people to acknowledge my man REAL QUICK #Lord Wesley of Riverbend knocked me TF out and I never recovered #Propaganda successful I’m afraid #I thought it was sweet how Mc and Mal were still so ride or die for each other after an entire year apart #they’re best friends your honor #partners in crimes if you will #I still need him to weep over my disappearance at least once and sometimes soon though #choices book club #choices blades #choices book club blades2

[bittsandpieces]

Hi...i'm a married man and love my wife but have just discovered your blog.....you're so damn pretty you make me want to cheat on my wife.

I'm going to find your wife and fuck her so well she leaves you for me because I can actually make her come

#bitts answers #in case you were wondering: with extremely rare exceptions i fucking hate cheaters and if i ever catch wind of you cheating #or wanting to cheat on your partner i will block you #if i know you in real life and find your you're cheating i will ruin your life. ill tell your partner. ill tell your boss #ill spray paint it on your house and your car #i have been used and used and used by men who thought i wouldnt find out and it almost broke me #and unless youre trapped in a dangerously abusive environent you had better stay loyal to your fucking partner because they TRUST YOU #absolurely need to fuck somebody else? polyamory exists. partner says no? break up with them because they deserve better than you anyway

[yellingatthescreen]

So Eddie showing up before anyone else to the bachelor party and Buck still insisting he was late, staying after everyone else left like there was no question he would, wearing a matching costume (that he suggested, no less) and being way more dressed up and on theme than any other attendee (I mean, the others were on theme, but kept it lowkey)….all this suggests to me that he was understood to be co-hosting with Buck. (Oh my god, they were co-hosts!)

Buck was in charge, obviously, but Eddie volunteered himself as assistant, right-hand-man, co-conspirator. (I mean, who else can handle clipboard-Buck, anyway.) He was definitely the only one enthusiastically encouraging Buck to throw the party. Maybe partly because he thought it was a good idea, but also because he hates seeing Buck discouraged, and also because he wasn’t about to just leave Buck to do it all alone. Just like Buck would never leave Eddie to do something like that all alone.

Because they are partners! Best friends! Cohorts. Counterparts. So sweet, I love it.

#oh my god they were co-hosts #they are so partner-shaped #besties for real #also who else can handle clipboard Buck #clipboard buck #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #911 season 7 #911 show

[galaxygermdraws]

so instead of get back into art after the basic recovery of my surgery, I instead replayed Mario and Luigi Partners in Time…and why does nobody talk about this game?? Hardly ever see it in the Super Mario tag. Like. It’s actually insane how dark it gets. People die. Like actually die. Not as dark as SPM but like we see the dead spirits of Toads get siphoned through tubes. They had their life force sucked out of them via genetically modified trees. Yoshis were eaten by a larger alien Yoshi and were gonna be turned into more alien Yoshis via a factory IN THE GIANT ALIEN YOSHI. We see a town that’s literally just “Christmas is Cancelled” the city. Their mayor probably died. We never see these places restored because there are no survivors to restore them. The citizens of Hollijolli village probably all died by the time the bros shut down the Vim factory. And also there’s the entire scene with the Star Gate. Like. Hello??

maybe I’ll stream or let’s play this game and share it here because I think. More ppl should talk about Partners in Time. I’ll say it too: I like it more than Bowser’s Inside Story. By like a LOT. That’s my ramble for the night. Ttyd day tomorrow. Yippee

#Mario and luigi partners in time #MnLPiT #Partners in time spoilers #death mention #mario and luigi #super mario #germtalks #germ talks #Not art #LISTEN EVERYBODY TALKS ABOUT SPM FOR ANGST #BUT THIS GAME IS PRETTY ANGST #especially bc the babies r in it so. The ppl who use the brooklyn bros headcanon get to work with that like. #Did their parents decide to Leave the mushroom world after the ALIEN INVASION that DESTROYED MOST THE KINGDOM #Dont even get me started on shrowser #Imagine bowser covered in grotesque purple mushrooms #Like theres HORROR THERE #and ofc elder princess shroob’s real form is. Horrific. And her BOSS THEME #AUGH #I LOVE PIT!!! #The shroobs are such cool villains and ill never forget the sickass art i saw as a kid #Of peach being infected by them or bein turned evil or smth #Idr the context i jus remember she had red eyes and a buncha tubes in her like they were filling her with chemicals #Scifi horror bs right there #Oh another thing: princess shroobs eyes act like robot eyes they flicker. Turn black. And she dies #Why is that and whybis it so COOL #and then the shroob cameo in bis?!? Thats terrifying!!! #wish theyd come back #I love u purple aliens in mario

[july-19th-club]

i think the funniest neal relationship is when he's dating sara because 90% of it is 'we both like to be dressed to the nines at all hours of the day and night, we should fuck about it' and the instant they have any disagreement whatsoever they're like oh right our expensive and impractical taste in clothing is the only thing we have in common

#she was like oh i want adventure so i will date a conman...wait not this much! babe stop doing art crime and just be theoretically bad! #hes like oh i have absolutely 100% moved on from the late great One Real Relationship ive ever had in my life i'm fine we're fine it's fine #sara doesn't think lunch counts as a date and he never thinks to plan real dates because he more or less counts all time spent together #and their relationship STARTS while El is telling sara how much better her and peter's lives are for having neal in them #and sara's like 'well what if i don't trust him' and El's like 'git gud i guess. i trust him with my life' #and the parallel conversation is peter gushing about how lucky in love he's been and neal going :( i dont think that's me :( #and peter going oh you just have to give it time :) you just need the right people :) you got this :) #like sara's cool but the two of them were doomed from the start as any sort of romantic partners #we did get some great leyendecker-esque scenes out of them posing in clothes though. so that was cool #white collar #q

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[peridyke]

once my girlfriend told me she had to unfollow someone because they said that the two year age gap between two teenagers in the owl house was pedophilic and no joke I think things like that are why people develop ocd from this website lol

#txt #the ages were 14 and 16 btw #i think the people who say those things dont actually believe its that bad they just dont like a pairing #and they want a moral reason to dislike it #but then like say you have an actual 16 year old kid who sees something like that and their real partner is 14 #and it makes them freak out and think theyre a predator even though that is a completely normal age gap for teens #and like you see how that stuff can snowball into moral ocd overtime especially if you see it at a young age

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Prison Break- Final Season

#wentworth miller #dominic purcell #michael scofield #lincoln burrows #prison break #i love that this season only exists because they were bored between takes on legends #also i think that they should play husbands next #they've done brothers who would die for each other #unrelated partners in crime who would die for each other #now they need to play married partners in crime who would die for each other #while also raising a cute kid #i would pay twelve real dollars for this