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suchawrathfullamb · 2 months

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Some say Will and Hannibal would never get married in canon, that would be out of character, or "too domestic". But you see, it's the exact opposite...I wrote a fanfic where they do, and I read a few others that did, too, and you know what all of them get? That it's simply the most natural and obvious thing to do. They're so distrusting of one another, so weary, but so, madly, deeply and irrevocably in love that what else is there to do? Give me something, some kind of security, some form of tangible bond, otherwise I'll go crazy. They're everything to each other, they have nothing left to merge together, it's a desperate plea for ground, for concreteness, it sounds ridiculous because it's backwards, they merged every part of themselves, and yet it's not enough, there's still so much fragility and ephemerality, it's like "okay now what?" and the answer is the most banal and conventional thing you could do: marriage. Bind me to you in any way that's left, bind me to you in a way that I may rest, may absentmindedly fall into stability. Take me, in all the ways you can take me, even the most mundane and trivial."

#do you get me?#like they need marriage to settle down so they can subconsciously fall into a dynamic that forces them to stop running from each other #they're already married in every sense might as well do it literally #also: hannibal's ultimate dream -let him have it #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder HUSBANDS #hannibal lecter #fanfic #headcanon #meta #analysis

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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This is the start of something new

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#Poorly Drawn MDZS #MDZS #wei wuxian #lan wangji #season 1 #*I never knew that it could happen till it happened to me*#Listen there were so many good scenes I wanted to draw and maybe one day I will but dang #sometimes when there are too many good moments to draw in a summary comic you have to abridge them into something that gets the vibes #The teen boy shenanigans that wwx drags lwj into are fine and good and *funny*#but they are also 15 and 15 year olds will say whatever comes to mind whether its well formulated or not #Less of a gay awakening and more of a moment of realizing that theres a door labeled 'homosexual thoughts' in the back of the house #and someone just threw a baseball into the window of it #poor lwj for he now spends the rest of his teen and young adult years haunted by this moment #only to cultivate it into a garden in which he will one day marry this man #Live your life in a way that would make teen you implode -> my daily advice column wisdom #Side note: this comic is vertical because I...ran out of space on my page. I have been meaning to experiment though #might continue like this? Maybe...

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valictini · 1 year

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Anyway congrats to sansmaeda, see you all on sunday for the most wedding ever

Bonus: collective mental breakdown below

You just never know what to expect with this funny little guy!

#TUMBLR FUCKED OVER THIS POST #WHY ARE THE BONUS PANELS BUGGUED #check my reblogs to see all the bonus panels #Getting married to a living skeleton? Sure why the fuck not. Might as well.#could have used a WARNING though #sansmaeda #sansmaeda wedding #tumblr sexyman #Nagito komaeda #Ibuki mioda #Danganronpa #my art #finally pinned down that i only ever manage to draw comics square by square #organising a whole page with multiple panels? agony #let me organise the squares directly into tumblr lol #also I tried to write image descriptions for these #idk if I did a particularly good job so if you find something is off just lemme know

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spinef0ryou · 3 months

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i think there might be something to be said about how arguably the three men who started the dance are all second sons. doomed to live in your older brother’s shadow forever so you devote yourself to him and make your own name through violence

#house of the dragon #hotd #otto hightower #daemon targeryan #aemond targaryen #aemond one eye #otto might not be devoted to garmund per se but he is devoted to the family and if the lord is the embodiment of the family it fits #and making your name through violence like daemon with the gold cloaks and his war in the stepstones to the point of becoming the king there #aemond with his knightly training and his love for the deadly art but no love for the pageantry of it and spurning gallantry #and otto in marrying off his child daughter to the king he is of age with in the name of self-promotion and the family name #alas luke was too normal by way of having his own title so he had to die #and larys is both the same and a foil because he makes his name through violence - torture - but kills his family #but i suppose if the harrenhal curse can’t get you the normal way the cannibalism of your own line is as good a way as any #larys strong #also i’m not saying that ali and rhaenyra had no hand in it cuz like. it’s the princess and the queen bits in the name #though i guess if this is anything someone else has probably said it better. oh well

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horribluh · 1 month

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hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!

this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"

sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair

when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook

even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer

anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)

to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords

additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit

#mine #zosan #one piece #love putting them in the funniest scenarios possible #the kid also cant be convinced that zoro isnt their actual father #i think zoro does his whole wandering swordsman thing and sanji has to endure lovelorn husband jokes #angst alternative: zoro is in fact the father but does not remember their one night stand bc he was black out drunk #and sanji refuses to be the only one that remembers their ~night of passion~ and decides to keep the father a secret #luffy forces them to get married anyway #op #this got kinda long oops #dont ask me why the baby shower lasts over 3 days i just think the strawhats party hard and party rock and theyd definitely go all out here #zoro in this is very much embodying this might as well happen

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cynomain69 · 1 year

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for valentines day i drew their second date💕💕

#haino #cytham #get it #the joke is that they get married on the second date #theyve pined for like five years they might as well

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honeygooch · 6 months

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okay oscar we get it, lando is pretty

also argue with me if you want but lando seemed hella disappointed oscar didn’t let him wear his helmet, “it’s dirty!” okay make up excuses to try and get oscar to give you his mhmmm

#sharing drinks bottles???#might as well get married #i’m joking #👀#oscar ‘heart eyes’ piastri #mctwinks #mclaren #landoscar #oscar piastri #lando norris #source: instagram #everyone say thank you mclaren admin!

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dailynakaharachuuya · 6 months

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20. Wedding

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peskytimeswithscar · 3 months

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going abit crazy but:

a 3rd life au where instead of the cactus ring, grian and scar agree to live in this world instead, to make the most of it since they don't know if they'll come back whenever they die

it's a little bit lonely, but they make it work with just having eachother, they build with eachother, they joke with eachother, they live for eachother, when it feels like the lonely world around them is getting too much (too similar to the lonely fields of undead, too similar to the lonesome life of a watcher)

but at some point they accept life as it is, grow old together atop monopoly mountain, maybe they've managed to find another llama, maybe the fauna of the world has started to restore itself overtime

until one day grian wakes up and he finds that the already shallow breathing of his lover beside him is gone, and maybe that's worse than killing him with his bare hands

scar gets a proper burial, of course, the best one grian can form with his shaky, aching hands and frail bones

and after that he decidedly lets himself join scar, wherever he is

but instead of an afterlife, he's greeted with the roof of his season 8 base, in a body that was his long ago and is far more full of life and young than before - it seems he's back on hermitcraft, back with the people who's faces he barely even remembers and he's not sure of their names until he checks the tab list

he goes to check on scar first, his lover for decades in that desert, and well

both of them had talked about what ifs when it came to their memory and it's possible deterioration before, but now that it had happened, grian doesn't know what to do with himself or his lover- friend, now, who doesn't even remember his touch, their shared kisses, their shared history

#3lscar.txt #peskytimes /r #married peskytimes #scarian #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #hey guys i hate me too dw #maybe ill fully write this into a fic at some point #i had this idea ages ago but i never got around to writing the fic #so i might as well share my pain with u guys until i get the motivation

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paintedpeeta · 7 months

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Everlark getting the zoomies whenever they start referring to each other as husband and wife (my headcanon is that they totally get married; Katniss seems like a quite traditional gal in that aspect, re: Peeta has a crush on her and she immediately fast tracks to marriage as the inevitable result of this) and just using every opportunity to mention it; “good morning, wife” whispered over pillows; “husband, can you come help me?” when she’s carrying firewood in, etc.

totally agree on the marriage thing, i know some people can see them rejecting that kind of formality but i personally don’t. i think they’d fill out the paperwork (with as little fuss as possible, probably just them and some witnesses) and then have an intimate toasting just the two of them. it’s not a huge deal, both of them agree that they already felt married for a while before they actually made it official - but as you say, katniss does immediately make that link in her head.

(and i’m sorry i love to think that she’s the one who floats the idea to peeta. i don’t really think she’s the one who proposes - although i like that thought too, but she’s at least like “…why haven’t you asked me to marry you yet?” in her classic blunt as a hammer way and he’s just dumbfounded like “i could ask you right now.”)

and can you just imagine peeta finally being able to refer to her as his wife, and it being real? he would never pass up the opportunity to remind everyone and anyone who would listen - least of all katniss herself, who is probably called ‘wife’ thirteen times a day. and also, could you imagine his reaction to her calling him her husband?

just think of her helping out in the bakery, dealing with orders and that side of things (that past of trading at the hob would so be put to work in the family business baby) and just being like “hmm, i’ll have to double check with my husband but that doesn’t seem like enough eggs to me.” and of course he hears her from the kitchen, and of course his heart stutters because he’s her husband. he is definitely not okay, and he never gets used to it either.

#everlark headcanons #asks #dying at the idea of katniss being like. are you going to make an honest woman out of me or not.#i always headcanon that they get married fairly young because i think that would be the way in twelve #and i think katniss would have a very pragmatic view of it like if we’re living together and i love you we might as well be married #also please consider peeta making little doodles and paintings of her and naming the piece by writing ‘my pretty wife’ on the back

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cranberrytea451 · 3 months

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The boy ;-;

#my art #sketch #sans #outersans #outertale #undertale au #gahhhhhh #i might color later #its on cheap paper so idk how well that will go #i just wanna get married at the space station #hehe #we can watch the endless space together and wonder our place in the universe #eeeeeeeeeeeeee #im gonna become his jacket so he can wear me everywear #floofy

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tennessoui · 1 year

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can’t believe there’s no balcony neighbors to friends to lovers obikin au

so like imagine like anakin and obi-wan live in apartments that face each other and are separated by a narrrow alleyway, so when both are out on their own balconies, they can pretty easily see each other and talk. they don’t but they could is the thing, it’s just a weird sort of line to step over, being in someone’s space so intimately but not being invited there, witnessing someone’s life move along like an unstoppable ocean current, but not being in the water with them.

anakin knows what book obi-wan is reading and which newspaper he subscribes to. obi-wan knows anakin’s favored brand of beer and how he sounds when he sings his baby to sleep. anakin has overheard many arguments between obi-wan and his lawyer and his estranged wife about the divorce case. they’re physically close enough that when anakin steps out one summer night, obi-wan can wordlessly pass him a cigarette over the divide. “i don’t smoke normally,” obi-wan says, with a flick of his wrist to shake loose the ash. “i know,” anakin says, because he does. “divorce was finalized yesterday,” obi-wan says. “i know,” anakin says, because he does. “my name’s obi-wan,” obi-wan says. “anakin,” anakin says because he hadn’t known that.

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #to the surprise of no one i am currently ssitting out on my house's balcony #and someone came out and sat on their balcony/sunroom #and started playing guitar and singing #and i was like whoa i don't know your name or whaat you do but you can sing well #and honestly i'd marry you in a heartbeat lol #(might be the glass of wine talking)#(or i have more anakin in me than previously assumed)#anyway obi-wan gets a grill and puts it on his balcony #and goes inside while something is cooking #and anakin is like!! it's on fire!! the food iss ruined ! !#and jumps over to save obi-wan's food #and obi-wan is like well might as well stya for dinner #also obi-wan is shocked whn anakin has 2 babies #he really thought it was just the one #kit: can't believe this au doesn't exist yet #also kit: have this incredibly niche au i havent seen in any other fandom and don't think is a well known trope

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verm1c1de · 6 months

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sorry like i cannot get ofur the fact that dib and the tallest just hung out on call fur like a whole week.

like what the fuck are mew four doing. why are mew so happy dib. mewre nefur that happy. and the tallest are just putting up with this they try to get zim off the phone as quickly as pawssibly but this fucking fureak and the defective sir unit? oh nyeah keep calling that thang fur a week straight thats fine. ok. like how am i supposed to interpurret this ofur than "at worst the tallest tolerate dib more than zim"

who does this. who allowed this. is he some sort of jesterboy to them. i understand. hes so silly. what a fureak

#it is scraps i live off of but it is scraps that are so fucking weird #like what. what.#im not even vindicating myself this is just what Happens #although it does feel good to be vindicated....#whats gayer than being a hater with someone mew might as well just get married atp #sorry #vermi.txt #vermis insanities #pradr #ugh

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anormaladn · 1 month

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would

would Yugo officiate the otomirga wedding

that'd be hilarious