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sungbeam · 1 year

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JACOB BAE BF HEADCANONS—!

jacob bae x gn!reader

0.9k words, fluff hehe, bulletpoints, barely proofread lol

a/n: we knew this was coming, everyone. don't act too surprised now õ_ó lmao thank u @justalildumpling for reminding me how to write bulletpoint hcs 🤡😭

jacob bae, boyfriend material™, my beloved sweet canadian angel boy—(bear with me 💀)

acts of service!

my reasoning behind this is incredibly justified okay 😩 if u haven't seen the picture of his response to a deobi about what he's looking for in a partner, he basically said for one of them that he'd like to be the one taking care of them instead of the other way around

completely justified; very jacob bae of him

this man would literally never let you lift a finger when you're with him. he would always insist on driving you places so you wouldn't have to take public transport by yourself, or he would def take time out of his day to go with you on public transport. if you had to, say, take the metro alone, he would facetime or call you the entire time so you weren't truly alone and someone knew where you were in case of an emergency

he'd probably even share his earbuds with you while sitting together so u could listen to the same music (communicating without words (´Д⊂ヽ)

you can def expect him to be cooking dinner for the two of you, even after a long day. all he wants is to make sure you know you are loved and that you feel loved. he's not blind to the purple eye bags beneath your eyes, and even though he's tired, he knows you'd do the same for him

when he stays up late for you, you wake up early to prepare things for him in the morning

quality time!

if you don't live together, he would call you while studying or working so he can still be in your presence somehow. he's kind of quiet most of the time, but it's just cuz he's a great listener and wants to hear what you have to say instead.

we know that the poor thing is kind of a scaredy cat, so when the two of you are watching movies and he gets scared, he clings onto you and hides his face in your shoulder or your neck ><

when the two of you first started dating, he would try to pretend like he wasn't scared, but then when you noticed him curl up around a pillow or raise his blanket a little higher, you moved closer and let him hold onto you instead

can you imagine daily walks with him? maybe like taking the time each week in the evenings to hold hands and take a stroll through the park?

maybe you'd both scout out places for a picnic, and the two of you would giggle as you spread out the blanket and laid on top of each other beneath the shade of an oak tree, and he would have brought his guitar

SPEAKING OF HIS GUITAR!! (we all knew this was coming pls) when you expressed wanting to learn, he would be super excited to teach you

you're sitting between his legs or on his lap on the couch in his apartment, and he's just got his hands over yours as he shows you the right fingerings and patterns for certain chords

man likes to praise you and let you know you're doing a good job; has his chin settled on your shoulder and his mouth close to your ear as he murmurs "you're a natural at this, babe"

SOCJOSKC OH NO CAN U IMAGINE HIM PLAYING THE ELECTRIC GUITAR PART FROM MARIA, MARIA BY SANTANA 😭 (devastated </3)

late night drives with him: it's like 2am and neither of you can sleep, so he takes you out to drive around the neighborhood, then stops in an empty parking lot to sit together and quietly talk about life, love, and each other. it's very romantic and soft, just as he is, and he just holds your hand while he drives, his thumb running gently over your knuckles to assure you he's listening

misc! 😋

when you don't kiss him goodbye or good night he's just 🧍🏻‍♂️ with this little pout on his face like HUH.

would actually share his cereal with you; it's his love language

he may be an angel or whatever, but that just means he gets away with stuff easier !! i think it was implied somewhere that he plays pranks on people, and i can def see him hiding your car keys somewhere and giving you that angelic look like "it wasn't me" "cobie, i can see my keychain sticking out of your pocket" "you can have it back if you give me a kiss then"

OKAY. I'VE HELD BACK FOR THIS LONG BUT WE HAVE TO ADDRESS THE NEWSHOT PICS OF HIM HE'S SO BOYFRIEND IN THOSE HOW COULD I NOT?

in your first apartment together, you guys don't have a lot of furniture yet, so he sets up his laptop and gaming stuff on a couple moving boxes and coke cans 💀 but he's like "baby, my hair is getting in my eyes!!" while he's gaming and you come to his aid and tie his hair back or clip it back with one of your hair barrettes hehe

at pool parties with the other boyz, he goes shirtless (ofc) and every time he wraps his arm around you, you have a heart attack (as you should)

when beach volleyball starts up in the pool, the two of you end up on opposite teams and it's like the only time everyone sees the two of you so competitive, but it's only cuz you're both pretty good 🥴

but as soon as kyunyu challenge everyone to a chicken fight in the pool, you're both back in the other's good graces and you hop on top of jacob's shoulders to absolutely destroy everyone

a/n: lmk who u wanna see next! might end up doing kev or kyu next tho tbh lol

tbz m.list

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mrhowells · 1 year

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Smallville 4x14

I love this episode a lot🥹

THAT'S ADORABLE😭😭

"You're gonna be fine. I know you're gonna be fine. Everyone I've ever hit was alright."

Lois -everyone I've ever hit was alright- Lane:

Clark really sleeps on the couch now that Lois lives there? LMAOOOO

the way he immediately smiles when he sees the dog I can't🥹🥹

"You hit him? With your car?" "No, with my fist🙄🙄"

CLARK YOUR FACE-

"Actually, I think it might be fun to have a dog around."

HE'S A MENACE, HE'S A DISGRACE, HE'S A FUCKING CLOWN, I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM

I'm crying

"I don't know. It's just kind of hard to be myself with her around."

that's so ironic though because apart from hiding his powers he is VERY himself around her

I need Tom Welling to stop smiling on my screen please and thank you, I'm not strong enough for this😭

ugh😩

Chloe helping Clark with his excuses, love to see it🥹 He's so bad at them he needs all the help he can get💀

Let me introduce you to my parents who have been married for about 30 years now:

"Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't get within ten feet of him without getting sick. I think we should call him Clarkie."

have I mentioned how much I love them before?

"I spent all morning on these."

they're both so cute🥹🥹

LMAOOOOOO he finds her so annoying

hsajaksjaksj LOOK AT HIS HAND IN THE SECOND IMAGE, HE'S SO DONE I'M SCREAMING

No because if I keep going like this I'll screenshot every single time they say something or even look at each other💀

Lois: You could be Skipper😇

Clark: *fake ass smile* anyway-

STAHP I'M SCREAMING

he's about to throw hands💀

This is so confusing, I thought Jason's mom orchestrated the entire meeting with Lana but now she wants him away from her?

"Paranoia is not a very attractive quality in a woman."

Umm okay, AND? I mean I don't give a shit about Genevieve but this is such a dumb statement, as if she's supposed to give a fuck about what's "attractive" to Lex or others, like what?

Sometimes he sounds like one of those "pick up artists" that the internet makes fun of all the time, I'm sorry💀💀

I. LOVE. THIS.

That's the way someone talks to their own kid, not their guest and I love that because Lois clearly lacks parental love. Martha & Lois will always be so special to me😭😭

"Remember when Clark did that? He was only... three." LMAOOOO

Lex is clearly losing patience with Clark😬

Can I join this family pls look at themmmm

Martha is such a badass actually

I'm glad Lana overheard that whole conversation between Jason and his mother, now I'm just hoping they'll give her more agency instead of making her a passive character and her own storyline.

(edit: so she did NOT hear what they were talking about🤡🤡 At least she saw it)

Clark is such a little shit😭

Still arguing about dog names🤡

"Hold on there Forrest Gump, what are you gonna do, run?" LOL

She's like nuh uh, get in the car dude AND HE LISTENS💀💀💀

How are they acting like they're been married for decades???

NOT AN ACTUAL QUESTION BC I KNOW HOW AND I'LL TELL YOU: they're comfortable around each other even if they don't realize it

🎶and I will go down with this ship🎶 (EXCEPT I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING SAILING, IT WILL NEVER GO DOWNNNNN)

let's move on

"What is this, another one of your famous hunches or are we just on a little scenic route?"

"Okay, stop here."

"Wha- where??"

"HERE. Stop here."

"OKAY."

>>>MARRIED.

they sound like my grandparents💀

LOOK AT MY LIL POOKIES INVESTIGATING STUFF TOGETHER🥺

YEEEEET

I need to know where Clark gets his clothes bc that stuff withstands literally anything💀

AKJASJKAKSL STAHP😭

"He (the dog) saved my life. I'll take my chances on his loyalty." Ooof, is he calling out Lex👀

what is Lionel trying to do?🧐

CUTE.

Clark is happy = I'm happy, it's really that simple

this episode is premium, top tier chef's kiss EXCELLENT

#ellie's smallville thoughts #smallville #4x14 #clark kent #lois lane #clois #martha kent

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taegimood · 5 months

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(edit: pls send me requests omg give me something legit to write about 💀🙏🏼 help)

ok literally no one asked for this but i’ve been asking my moots these questions, so i figured i might as well answer them myself too lol

which member's type do you think you'd be?

which member is closest to your type (bias or not)?

which member do you think you'd be closest with platonically?

which member do you think you'd be the least close with?

1: i think i’d be closest to yeonjun’s type, at least visually.. my primary fashion is grungy street style so i think we have a lot in common style-wise and would vibe hard tbh :3 (but personality-wise..? idk i haven’t thought that far ahead lmao what do you guys think?? would any of them like me o_o)

2: oh man.. this is hard cuz visually i don’t really have one set type, i’m attracted to several different vibes.. but yeonjun cuz of the fashion and fox features, and soobin because ??? look at him ?? kdrama first love coded, periodt. (but they’re all so stunning that if i saw any of them on the street without knowing who they were i’d definitely want their numbers and also their [redacted])

personality-wise… RAHHHH why are these questions so hard i literally suck at making decisions- i’m the one that made these questions too ffs- ok sometimes yeonjun makes me want to shove my hand into his face and PUSH (lovingly. respectfully.) because he’s so Frat Bro Coded sometimes LMAOO 😭 so i think soobin or beomgyu. gyu is INSANE but i think we’d have so much fun together and he can be soft and serious when the time calls for it. i rlly want someone i can be goofy as hell with and gyu def fits the bill. and soobin……. oh, my sweet soobin……. dream man…. he’s so 💖💕💝💘💗 ……. (not me clowning matcha for being biased for gyu in her response while soobin is living rent free in every single one of my answers 🤡) soobin is the Actual Love Of My Life™ and i think we could fit well together in so many ways but 3 things that DEPRESSINGLY make me wonder if we’d work:

i’m also an introvert so i need someone more extroverted than i am to get me out of my shell 😖 biggest one is he said he doesn’t lead in the relationship and lets the girl make all the decisions (i prefer a guy who leads and wants to make decisions together) and he loves physical touch but only when he’s the one giving it 🤨 IM SUCH A TOUCHY CLINGY BITCH SOOBIN PLS LET ME HOLD YOU-

3: this post is so fckn long for no reason why am i such a verbal processor this one is ALSO hard cuz not to sound like a pick-me but i feel like i could be pretty good friends w any of them?? 😭 maybe gyu ??? i’m an introvert so he definitely might get too overwhelming for me at times but i also become a crackhead when i’m with friends i can be myself with who share my humor, so i think when i’m in the right headspace gyu and i could just go crazy together and be goofy asf lol. we could also game together and i could run him into the ground in victory 🫶🏼

but ok yeonjun and i would be such bros together plus he knows what it’s like to live in america so there’s that and fashion to bond over… i could be total gym buddies with taehyun and we’d bounce that dry humor off of each other… just like soobin and kai, i’m a huge anime and video game nerd (could do show and tell w kai and all our plushies too 🫶🏼) so i could game and binge anime for hours and be totally content especially if i’m bonding over it w someone else o_o SOOOOO i feel like i could be friends with all of them but as for besties? not me wanting to pick soobin again i don’t know 😀

minji do you literally know anything

4: honestly i think taehyun :((( i just think i have the least amount of things in common with him, that’s all !!! no other reason i still love him sm although i’m also a singer actually (fun fact) so i think we could do such pretty covers together 🥺

anyway this is LONG AS ALL HELL for literally no reason other than the fact that i talk too much lmao so here are the answers that no one asked for 😍

#mj sayin stuff #mj’s txt talk #txt #tomorrow x together #taegimood

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annikasevenshots · 1 year

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Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 2 Reaction (spoilers!)

All the Titan bridge babies looking around when Shaw fights Seven 🥺 yes 🥺

Oh baby La Forge 🥺

"There's something familiar about him" RIKER PLEASE IM HOWLING

Oh RAFFI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ohhhh my god. Oh Raffi. Oh my GOD. Oh my darling my sweet girl you can do no wrong 😭

my clever girl 🥺 my clever baby girl.

oh. oh raffi.

SEVEN SLAY

i am SO proud of her.

Seven's "you could be the heroes that saves heroes" vs Raffi's "someone needs to speak for the dead" PARALLELS!!!!! HELPING PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO HELP THEM PARALLELS!!!!!!!!!!

lmfaooooooo Picard half beaming Jack out I'm begging be more serious fr 😭

Jack's "smack it until it works again" is so me-coded of him teehee

BOOPIN ON THE SENSORS

NO STOP THE WAY THE TITAN JUST APPEARED IN THERE I CACKLED SO HARD

THIS SHOW IS A MF COMEDY I SWEARRRRR

YES AN EPIC VERSION OF THE TITAN THEME MY BELOVED

"We're basically a hotel now" he's so grumpy shaw is so slay actually

Seven <3 i love uuuuuuuuuuu

JAE??????????????? LIKE JAES AN ARTIST JAE????????????? JAE WHO HAS PAINT SPLATTERS ON HIS SHIRT JAE???????????? HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKJNG FUCMF HOOOOOOLY FUCK

"i have to be. i want to be." my strong darling.

JAE OWNS A BAR?????????? SIR

people believe raffi challenge. fuck you jae. fuck YOUUUUUU jae.

oh my god. gabe or sneed??????? GABE OR SNEED?????????????????? GABE OR SNEED YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING ME IM LEAVING IM NEVER COMING BACK

I HATE EVERYTHING. i hate everything. i. hate. everything.

"You boys are in so much trouble" I agree with Shaw actually. Not the deadname but like

"Captain" "WHAT" "WHAT" this show is so unserious

Oh this villain is JUIIIIIIICY! she is so SLAY

"Official psychological profile with starfleet" SIR IS NO ONE EVER NORMAL IN THIS FORBIDDEN SPACE MILITARY

i can just SEE seven's cogs turning at "jack crusher"

What is it with people and smoking in this show 😭

SIDNEY LA FORGE IS SO BABY AND CUTE 🥺 protect her pls

THIS SHOW IS LITERALLY SO UNSERIOUS DID THEY FUCKING YEET THE ELEOS AT THE TITAN FRRRRRRRR SHE ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT YEET IM CRYING

i actually can't this is a fucking circus show

La forge talking about law of physics yes baby you're so smart and funny 🥺🥺🥺🤏

"How is that even possible" lowkey Shaw is getting relatable like no one @ me but

"We are cornered in space which has no corners" helppp and seven's constant side eyes like sir are you tripping

"Fenris folk" love you hiro and deet <3

TITAN THEME COMING BACK YAYYYYY <3

BRIG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

james cole 💀💀💀

"Sir as a former fenris ranger" yes you are my girl <3 my sweet sweet girl <3

i'm... i'm torn here. shaw's kinda right but seven 🥺 she's just trying to do right by people who would have lost their lives. 500 injuries vs 4 deaths? just. just. THAT'S The complexity of star trek i've missed. the moral dilemmas. the losing either way.

Picard calling Seven Seven slay

Dare i say it PatStew actually looks spunkier this season? When in S2 he just looked covid tired?

"Why are you dancing around it" RIKER KNOWS 🤡🤡🤡

DO THE MATH??????????????? IM WHEEZING DOES RIKER KNOW WHEN THEY'VE BONKED

this show is ACTUALLY SO UNSERIOUS

"do you not see what i see? a british accent, jean luc?"

"Who do you think taught me all this" "..." please this show is a comedy

BEV KICKING JACK'S ASS SO TRUEEEEWWEWEEWEWEEEE

"Because you know her so well" CALL ME A WEEWOOWEEWOO I AM BEGGING

"WHO IS YOUR FATHER" "I NEVER HAD ONE" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

raffi? 🥺 you good girl? 🥺

oh gosh. please told me she found sneed on her own instead of through jae. please. please please please.

A FUCKING BASEBALL???????????????????????

"Artists are unknowable assholes" vs "Jae's an artist" in NML AND WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME

Oh my god Michelle Hurd's acting is so chefs kiss 🤌🤌🤌

haha section 31 why would you BAIT ME LIKE THAT

oh. oh my god. OHHH MY GOD. RAFFI. RAFFI RAFFI RAFFI. NO. MY DARLING GIRL NO. PLEASE NO

"it takes a real addict to fight it this hard" NO

TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK

WORF???????????????????????

OMG IS THAT WHERE THE SCENE OF WORF CARRYING RAFFI COMES FROM

WHY IS THE USS SAFFI SO SMART WE LITERALLY CAUGHT HER HAIR ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE

ALSO. WORF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORF????!!?(!?!!!!???????

also. RAFFI. OHHHH RAFFI. RAFFI 😭😭😭 MY DARLING GIRL YOU'VE BEEN SO BRAVE AND SO STRONG. I LOVE YOU. my sweet clever girl.

why was their grand plan mf WAKING bev they're actually 👁️👄👁️

BEV'S ACTING IN THIS ONE IS A MASTERCLASS IN LESS IS MORE

The shrike being called the shrike is so slay

In conclusion, i laughed a lot until raffi's second scene. then i laughed less.

#reaction #picard spoilers #s3e2 #star trek picard

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loriane-elmuerto · 1 year

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give meeee pre-relationship + sarai/din AND domestic life + dom/carlos pls <333

Ship questions

Sarai x Mando

1. How did they first meet?

Back in 8 ABY, Mando was out on a job in the Outer Rim hunting down a criminal gang leader who had kidnapped an important political figure to sell off into slavery. He managed to hunt down the criminal and the politician, but he discovered there was another prisoner as well, a relatively unknown smuggler and gambler with a rather impressive bounty on her head in the underworld, so he thought it would be a great idea to bring her in. She wasn't all too happy about it and after leaving a literal dent in his chestplate from a simple punch, they agreed that she'll work with him until her bounty is paid off.

2. What was their first impression of each other?

Less than great. Din thought she was some unlucky hotshot upstart that pissed off the wrong people at the wrong time, while Sarai thought he was yet another bounty hunter who has taken one too many cues from Boba Fett. Basically, they weren't impressed.

3. Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

Oh yeah. OH YEAH. The people they encountered (such as Greef, Cara, Cobb, and Kuiil) saw how well they worked together as a pair and how they protected the kid with their lives. Some even already thought they were a pair and were just really good at hiding it.

4. Who felt romantic feelings first?

I gotta say, it was definitely Mando. This guy discovered that he has a weakness for kids and good treatment of kids when he saw how motherly Sarai acted towards Grogu since day 1. That, and her kindness towards people also turned from an annoyance to a trait he admired.

5. Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Oh both of them 🤡🤡🤡 Mando didn't want to get attached because he knew they were working only temporarily and that their relationship would've just been used against him eventually, while Sarai resisted because of her upbringing and because she had never known what loves feels like. The only example she had was her sister Aminata, who spent 10 years separated from the love of her life and showed their happiness for like. 5 seconds.

6. If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

Mando would've just walked away and Sarai would've laughed in your face.

7. What would their lives be like if they had never met?

For Mando it's easier to say bc...... The show events would happen as usual

For Sarai I believe the galaxy would've given a very different path of life - she'd most likely rejoin the New Republic as a Rebel fighter, running jobs as Ghost Storm once again. And I don't think she would've become a Jedi Knight.

Dom x Carlos

1. If they get married, who proposes?

Oh, Carlos absolutely. Man has been whipped since Racoon City.

2. What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

The wedding happens in 2004, and it's very very private in a courthouse, where only the closest of their friends attended. Those two didn't want any attention, so only Chris, Jill, and Dom's close friend from RPD Regina were the witnesses. Afterwards they had a quick photoshoot, a lunch, and called it a day.

3. How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

Three kids + one adopted from the Dimitrescu castle! Their youngest is a very curious bean that doesn't know bounds and is always getting involved in some activities with her parents or her sisters. The middle one is the more artistic child who joins a musical school. She's also the one who has the biggest opinion of things, much to the surprise of her parents. The oldest one is the negotiator and daddy's daughter, she has Carlos wrapped around her little fingers. Contrary to popular belief, she's not the "serious" one or anything, that's the youngest kid. This one has a silver tongue and a wicked sense of humor.

Their adoptive daughter Alona is a former maid of Alcina who survives the horrors of the village and gets adopted into the Oliveira family after everything. She's rather shy and more closed off, used to a completely different lifestyle, but she does take a liking to the family, especially the kids. Dominique and Carlos fought hard to keep her happy and safe from the hostile world.

4. Do they have any pets?

Nope! Though they sometimes wish they do. They tried to raise some less maintenance requiring pets to teach some responsibility into their kids, but their lifestyle didn't leave much room for that.

5. Who’s the stricter parent?

Definitely Dominique. Carlos is the one who goes easy and gives in much easily if his girls blink those pretty brown eyes, coupled with some tears, whereas Dominique sees right through them. She recognizes those patterns and she won't be fooled so easily. Carlos, if he could, would spoil them rotten, especially considering his own upbringing. Dom is a little different.

6. Who worries the most?

I'd say also Dominique? She's used to holding all four corners of the house, keeping tabs on everything, so long-term assignments that take her away from home are always stress-inducing for her. She fully trusts Carlos and knows he will do the right thing, but that's just who she is.

7. Who kills the bugs in the house?

Both of them!

8. How do they celebrate holidays?

They always try to create a memorable experience each year for their kids, no matter the circumstances. They also make it a rule to always invite their friends and always have a day off, especially on Christmas. Other holidays are more flexible, but Christmas? You better be ready for that invite, it's sacred to them.

9. Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Carlos. Dominique is used to the early bird regime, and her marriage with Sam didn't change much, considering they were both police officers. Carlos is the type of person to stay in a little longer in the morning, and he'll make sure his lovely wife is right there by his side, because she deserves the extra rest after everything she does for the world.

10. Who’s the better cook?

Dominique! Girl is used to making food for herself and others, this doesn't change in this relationship as well. Carlos acts as the support by helping with side tasks and little jokes that make the process much more fun.

11. Who likes to dance?

CARLOS. Look at that man and tell me he doesn't like to dance. Don't get me wrong, Dom has the moves too, but Carlos lives for that stuff. One of the kids' best memories are secretly watching their parents dancing to Frank Sinatra in the middle of the living room as Carlos sang to Dominique.

#oc: sarai clarmonte #sarai x mando #oc: dominique thorne #dominique x carlos #this has been so fun to think about omg #thank you aj!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰#ask meme

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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Someone talked about the cock and balls fansite a few months ago, but I can't find anything, I guess it was for fun or something??? 😭 oh yeah China ones are riiiiich and definitely work with the companies

They did what? Took their undies? Noooooo. Yeah it's fucked up. Exactly, they said "we can't be racist because we like kpop" sit your ass down you racist clown

I think both of our friends are on a different planet now dudhsjdhdisndhsjdh

Bestie I just want any ticket at this point. I'll definitely not go for the most expensive one, because I'm saving money ☠

Sadly nothing is predictable and I know how it feels to have your concert cancelled last minute so. </3 at this point kpop stans are so starved for concerts they don't know how to behave, it's disgusting. Ehhh apparently there were many wild and shitty Atinys there...

I think a lot of people are still confused about his release date, and nothing is 100% confirmed, but I know that account! If he's not back soon then a lot of people will be shocked and disappointed

I love this lil comedy, Hwa would be so stressed but Y/N would be just confused and if he starts avoiding her too, lmao. Then it finally clicks and Y/N's brain goes blank because THAT NICE QUIET GUY IS DOING SLUTTY THINGS AT NIGHT?!

A paper ripped by him - spoken like a true Shinestar

I hope more people start talking about Seonghwa's abilities, not just his looks (I know he likes getting called pretty or handsome) and being a mum/nerd/boomer, because he deserves it 100%! I'm also proud of him for singing live a lot, to think he barely had lines on the first album and couldn't even sing them properly at first... now he has so many lines 😭🤧💗

Oh my friend officially said "I'm a baby Shitstar" we got her!!!

JUST SAW THE SG?!??! Choose your partner...A whole ass AU, they want people to be delulu so bad. Seonghwa THE CATCH? He's gonna catch these hands for sure, tf why is he a fuckboy.... KQ you can't be doing this to me. The range

Or imagine Ateez in Hell's Kitchen lol

My thoughts on lovers to enemies to... lovers I hope? Or how about friends to lovers to enemies to friends to lovers 😉

Lmao that Matz thing, so true. What about Hwa from nerd to a fuck boy huh

THE JP CB VIBE IS ELEGANT WHORE!

Cool kid Woo that's a fuck boy please

Seonghwa bite me next time heh...🤡

Oh god that piece of shit interviewer, I knew he was sus, but this is even worse. Tho their faces were ICONIC. Waiting for tea on that Chanlix documentary they did...

Oooooo okay, as for websites it depends where you're located, it would be good to order locally if possible. I don't recommend KQ shop though. Your friend needs A LOT of bubble wrap and waterproof seal mailing bags, unless someone orders more copies then a little box will do. As for cards or freebies, it's up to them, but it's a nice gesture. They can print out their "business" cards with a little thank you card. Are they doing members cards sorting?

"Lady you were screaming at the top of your lung" what is this quiz akhdhskshsjeje - DV 💖

hi hello!!

this is so funny pls 😭😭😭 the strangest names a fansite could have and they cHOSE COCK AND BALLS legendary 😭😭😭 yOO china ones are so rich they be their own companies itself 🤚🏼 that sehun bar can literally buy a whole brand he endorses 🤚🏼

They did what? Took their undies? Noooooo. Yeah it's fucked up. Exactly, they said "we can't be racist because we like kpop" sit your ass down you racist clown

YEAAH 😭😭😭 KYUNGSOOS UNDERWEAR AND TRIED SELLING IT FBWKFBWK

alleged EXO sasaeng fan attempts to sell D.O's underwear “we can’t be racist bc we like kpop” and ONLY follow it if their token asians/kpop groups are present 🔫🔫

I think both of our friends are on a different planet now dudhsjdhdisndhsjdh //// Bestie I just want any ticket at this point. I'll definitely not go for the most expensive one, because I'm saving money ☠

100% IM LOVING THIS CONVERSION OF UR FRIEND DBNSDBDJ not the most expensive but def the best seat in the arena! tbh even the last section has the best views 😭😭

“at this point kpop stans are so starved for concerts they don't know how to behave, it's disgusting” THISSSS !!!! its almost like they didn’t know how to behave even before but with the two year break its just gone so bad ???? bro like basic manners 😭😭??? like if ur mom saw u doing that then what??? i know a slap slap coming ur way???

from this convo, the only fun thing we can get is san recording ateez running on the airport fhwjdhsj sometimes being an idol sounds so fun, ur with ppl u live laugh and perform and live ur dreams with and then u randomly be running on the airport laughing trying to catch ur flight or no money rbkqdjsk

I think a lot of people are still confused about his release date, and nothing is 100% confirmed, but I know that account! If he's not back soon then a lot of people will be shocked and disappointed

I JUST NEED THAT MAN BACK I LISTENED TO HOLY WATER ON REPEAT TODAY AND I WAS KNEELING THE VOCAL AND PRODUCTION VALUE 🤌🏼🤌🏼✨ atp why cant sm release a statement this is too much, theyre so busy naming smstore kwangya but can’t release a statement on their money makers enlistment date

IM REALLY INTO THIS ACTUALLY <33 STOP THIS GUY WOULD BE SHITTING BRICKS AT EVERY ENCOUNTER WITH YN HE’D START TO GASLIT HER SAYING U NEVER SAW ME FBWK omg it be clicking in y/n’s brain the night before the exam and she’s just sitting their connecting the dots <3 what do u think y/n’s prize would be if yn passes the exam <3 omf if YN starts laughing “wAIT you? you do that?”

“what?”

“no no, its just hard to imagine”

“it wont be if i show you right now”

“oh”

A paper ripped by him - spoken like a true Shinestar

AMEN

right!!! hopefully they don’t make the boomer thing his entire personality, yeah it’s one thing to joke about but then at the same time taking it so seriously fbwkdjwk 🔫🔫 U ARE SO RIGHT WHEN I USED TO LISTEN EARLY DAYS ID BE LIKE “huh everyone y’all’s ahout yeosang’s like but what about that blond guy” i did not actually even know sh’s name whdkwhdkq and now that he’s everywhere FUCK IT UP !!! HIS VOCALS ARE SO PRETTY TO HEAR <3 and his rapping too! it rly is the hunger to perform that attracts so many fans

Oh my friend officially said "I'm a baby Shitstar" we got her!!!

LESSSSGOOOOO

CHOSE YOUR PARTNER AU PLS ITS CO CUTE BUT SO FUNNY FBFBF its literally a hallmark movie set im so in love <3 SEONGHWA AS THE CATCH HE IS ATEEZMAKEMEWEEP’S FBOYBWA 😩😩😩 WOOYOUNG AS THE BAD BOY GETFO FHWKFFBEMFBEK

ateez in hells kitchen oh my god and it just be yunho getting yelled at for making raw food and wooyoung laughing only to get called an idiot sandwich 😭😭

My thoughts on lovers to enemies to... lovers I hope? Or how about friends to lovers to enemies to friends to lovers 😉

hOW ABOUT FRIENDS TO LOVERS TO ENEMIES TO never reaching lovers

Lmao that Matz thing, so true. What about Hwa from nerd to a fuck boy huh /// THE JP CB VIBE IS ELEGANT WHORE!

this is literally the trope of the fic we made,,, nerd during day fuck boy during night fmwbdkw IT REALLY IS GOD THEY LOOK SO EXPENSIVE I NEED SOMEONE TO EDIT HIM IN SOME BRAND bc this???? needs to be in some commercial

Cool kid Woo that's a fuck boy please

i have an au prepped for it <3

Seonghwa bite me next time heh...🤡 Oh god that piece of shit interviewer, I knew he was sus, but this is even worse. Tho their faces were ICONIC. Waiting for tea on that Chanlix documentary they did...

LMFAOOOO IN LINE ANON IN LINE 🔫🔫 AND WOOYOUNG KNEW TOO U COULD SEE IT ON HIS FACE 😭�� oHO MAN IM WAITING ON THAT ONE TOO and now u get that anchor would have been nicer if a bigger group was there u just know too

“im about to start stanning your anon for this info, god bless ur would dv anon what a queen” YEAH ABSOLUTELY NOT KQ SHOP THATS WAYY TOO EXPENSIVE,, yes she is! and most of them want seonghwa pc’s too fbwkfjwk but since they’re doing that package thing maybe it’ll be easier!

"Lady you were screaming at the top of your lung" what is this quiz akhdhskshsjeje - DV 💖

TO MAKE UP FOR THAT SHITTY QUIZ 🔫 im actually screaming at the options on this quiz fbwnfhsj

????? 😭😭

and uh, quick question, would u like ceo hwa to have silver or black hair

HELLO

AND TELL ME WHAT DO DO????? TODAY???? FUCK????

hwa baby girl era

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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Oh holy shit thank you for ur thoughts I love talking ab my boys as well sksnsksm and All the best for ur final I hope it goes great!!!

Also ab the stanning groups w at least 8 members? FUCKIN MOOD BRO

I’m into nct and svt and now treasure 💀

At this point I I’ve stopped trying to control my brain lol but like I remember being hesitant to Stan skz coz they had 9 members back then and look at me now 💀 also treasure itself has a lot of members who are younger than me which was also why it was kinda unexpected for me because I remember thinking when like the new wave of 4th gen groups started after like TXT I was like ahh yeah no they’re all p much babies I think I’m gonna chill for a lil bit and stick w my grandmas and grandpas (according to twitter which I quit because I swear that place is the ass of all fandoms) but here I am🤡

-baby teume

henlo im taking a break from final because im frustrated with this professor and her "cite at least one" preface only to get followed with like "cite more than one thing in this question" for all questions except one lmao

sdkfjsdf YEA i love getting to talk abt literally any of my groups... the day someone asks me abt SHINee will be met w immediate regret bc i love them sm. they might be the smallest group i stan with 5 members but i still

omg nct... literally im not huge into nct yet bc the number of members scare me lmao but i would live for both mark + haechan and potentially renjun too since hes a cutie and he has a pretty voice... my only exposure to nct was glitch mode + the song uhh "life is still going on" tbh. v solid stuff and im interested.

also mark's "NCTzens this is for YOU" only to miss. i saw the clip forever ago and didnt know it was him until like a week ago lmao what a cutie

ngl i wasnt into skz at first but then i think coming back to oddinary was enough to get me interested? they have a lot of rly good stuff even if im not a fan of all of it. mr chris bang... i love u...... and also innie... i wuv him...

yeah felt that abt treasure lmao im older than most of the group? which like. in junkyu's case is purely by a few months, but the rest are younger than me!! every time i find out im older than an idol im like wot. especially if they're taller than me. trsr has some babies who are fuckin TALL

i know little abt TXT except that i was given some recs by an acquaintance who i occasionally talk kpop with lol but i did see them perform at weversecon22 (via stream)!! im... literally older than almost all of them (i'm older than soobin by several months since we're both 00 liners but STILL!! hes 6'1"... fear... but also dude can u reach the shit on the top shelf thx)

also god... twitter.... my beloathed... i have a twitter i rarely use but honestly ppl over there are... cringe most of the time. the only good ones are the ones who were calling out that bee tee ess journalist for a shoddily written article that reduced jjong down to his death + had misinformation :/ i deeply appreciate that since ppl who do that piss me off

also pls feel free to send asks whenever u want <3 like i said i love talking abt my boys (and talking in general dkfhdsf)!! and ur absolutely welcome to tell me abt nct if u want since ive been meaning to get into them more <3

#wooahaes.ask #asks.anon #baby teume anon

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cheesus-doodles · 3 years

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Bestfriend Baji Sleepover HCs

was tired and tried to take a nap, but brain said soft Baji, so have more brainrot Baji 🙏🙏🙏 also monday but whatever kek, hope yall having a good one! enjoy~

‎

tw: none

Masterlist

sometimes crashes your house for a sleepover without prior warning - just rings your doorbell, walks in, and plonks down on the floor in your room

you do the same at his house as well

actually doesn’t really matter if there’s prior notice or not because your family already knows him so well and vice versa

has a copy of Baji’s favourite pjs from home - you keep a set in your closet for occasions like this - and he does too

also have his favourite snacks and drinks stocked in the kitchen

always thanks your parents if they deliver the snacks to the room - takes the tray from them too

you two make at least one convenient store dash every sleepover

Baji comes over to your house to play console games

no one can convince me that Baji isn’t a gaming god - he helps you to get pass any part of the game that you get stuck at

doesn’t look at cheats

hates losing and is 100% a try hard when he plays fighting games against you

will still purposely throw some matches so that you get a chance to win as well - he rather take the loss than see you sad :’)

both of you own a gameboy and trade Pokemon with each other

Baji always makes sure that he gets a different version of Pokemon from you so that you two can trade exclusives

non-existent poker face - Baji is too easy to beat at card games

sometimes sleepovers are to catch up on school work - Baji gets stuck from time to time, and you help him out the best that you can

study sleepovers become more and more common towards important tests and exams

the two of you call it crashovers because of the sheer amount of material yall revise together - every session is a crash course

stays up to chat with you about anything he can think of after lights out

you have a spare mattress in your room for him - but neither you nor your families mind if he wants to cuddle up on your bed with you 😊

sometimes tells you about the fights he got into, and who he is looking forward to fighting - always plays down the amount of punches and blood involved so you don’t get too worried

during long school holidays, you sometimes will get out your campfire lights after light out

Baji always wants to test his courage even thought this has literally never went well 🤡🤡

baby boy is afraid of ghosts

don’t tell him any ghost stories because then he won’t be able to sleep

especially don’t tell him any that involves your house, his house, the street you both are on, or school

vehemently denies that he’s scared and will ‘beat the living shit out of any’ - but he doesn’t dare to go to the bathroom alone

will wake you up to accompany him

after that will hide under your blanket and jump at any small movements

let him cling to your arm as long as he wants pls - if not he’ll never fall asleep

please don’t frighten this baby boy by poking him or wriggling :’)

denies ever doing any of this

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softzhongli · 2 years

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summary: a closer look at the most exclusive group chat in all teyvat. we have two oblivious idiots in love, two horny bastards afraid of their feelings, a grumpy cat and his sunshine boyfriend and one very single and tired girl... among many many others warnings: swearing, probably some angst info: crack fic, multi-chaptered, social media au, not much difference they just have phones lmao pairings: childe x kaeya // xiao x venti // zhongli x diluc + lumine and other characters requests: open posted: 14/02/2022 a/n: sooo lumine x thoma anyone? it’s only chapter 7 so nothing’s set in stone yet, also i kinda like them just being like flirty and lumine crushing on thoma just for the sake of it with no like deeper feelings - at least for now so we’ll see how it goes lol +tomorrow’s valentine’s day so any pairing y’all want more than others in the next chapter?

PREV II MASTERLIST II NEXT

CHAT: R.I.P. KAEYA ☠️ ⮡ members: lumine / diluc / xiao / venti / childe / kaeya / zhongli / thoma

lumine: omg

lumine: OMG

lumine: OMGOMGOMG

lumine: why is no one online

lumine: guysssss

lumine: stop being in love and come here

lumine: i need to gossip

lumine: pls

diluc: stop spamming

lumine: no

lumine: you go away

diluc: okay

diluc left the group.

lumine: not like that

lumine: fuck, now i feel bad

lumine added diluc to the group.

diluc: ?

lumine: i didn't mean it like that

lumine: don't be mad?

diluc: I'm not

lumine: you sure?

diluc: yes

lumine: 100%?

diluc: yes

lumine: as sure as you're sure about being in love with zhongli?

diluc: lumine.

lumine: okay, okay, you can go back to being in love now 🙄

lumine: just mute the chat or sth cuz I'm gonna spam more

diluc: 🤦‍♀️

lumine: anyway!!!

lumine: @kaeya @venti you fake friends come here

lumine: i can't keep this inside any longerrrrr

thoma: what about me? good enough?

lumine: i wanna say yes so badly...

thoma: but?

lumine: but you're new here and I can't expose myself like that right away asdfhhjkl

thoma: cute

lumine: THOMA

lumine: asdfghjklakddhh

lumine: omg

thoma: 😏

lumine: ahhhhhh

lumine: i hate it here

thoma: okay, I'll leave you be

thoma: for now 😈

lumine: omg, y'all I'm in love with thoma

thoma: 😘

lumine: 🥵

thoma: 💦

thoma: 🔥

thoma: fuck, i really have to go

lumine: 💔

thoma: but we're definitely picking this up later

lunine: 🖤

lumine: @kaeya TRUTH OR DARE?

lumine: 😈

kaeya: fuck you

lumine: welcome back baby

childe: don't call him baby

lumine: make me

childe: you can't handle me baby girl

kaeya: @childe don't call her baby girl

lumine: 🤡🤡🤡

lumine: @venti i need you! i can't be left with those clowns

lumine: @xiao you here?

xiao: yes

lumine: is venti with you?

xiao: no

lumine: tag him

xiao: @venti

venti: hi, love!! 🎉

lumine: you're so weak

xiao: 🖤

venti: aw, i miss you baby

xiao: where are you?

lumine: guess this is a xiaoven chat now 🤡

venti: you're so cute but I'm fine

venti: i can wait till tomorrow to see your pretty face

kaeya: @lumine this is a xiaoven world and we're just living in it

xiao: for the record, i miss you too

venti: omg pls marry me

xiao: 🖤

lumine: 😑

lumine: STOP IT, I’M LONELY

lumine: AND WE’RE HERE FOR A REASON

kaeya: and what is the reason?

lumine: i saw something

lumine: i saw someone

lumine: holding hands

lumine: wanna guess?

venti: you’re not talking about who i’m thinking about, right?

lumine: 👀

venti: LUMINE OMG

venti: pls tell me you have photos of diluc and zhongli holding hands asdfghjkl

lumine: nooo T.T

lumine: they saw me before i could even reach for the phone

lumine: BUT OMG

lumine: dads are so in love i wanna cry

lumine: head empty jus soft zhongli and diluc

kaeya: wait, so are they like...

lumine: idk

lumine: diluc got all flustered when i came up to them

lumine: but zhongli didn’t let go of his hand

lumine: im emo

childe: the legend says they’re still holding hands to this day

venti: lmaooo

lumine: @xiao ask zhongli if they’re dating

lumine: you’re like a literal son to him

xiao: no

lumine: @venti tell xiao to ask if zhongli is dating diluc

venti: baby, pretty please?

xiao: okay

venti: love you, my windblume

lumine: 🤮

xiao: 🤨

lumine: #XiaoAndVentiForever

venti: that’s better 😎

xiao: zhongli says he can’t talk right now

venti: do you think...

xiao: yes, he said he’s with diluc

kaeya: oh damn

kaeya: it might actually be happening

childe: i bet 20k they’re gonna kiss before diluc and lumine go back to monstadt

lumine: nah, it took them almost two years to hold hands, i bet nothing’s gonna happen

kaeya: they’re gona have sex

lumine: did you not read what i just wrote?

kaeya: yeah, that’s why said what i said

kaeya: imagine being pent up like this all this time

venti: diluc’s not as horny as you lol

zhongli: huh, so is this what you normally talk about when diluc and i are not around?

lumine:😳

childe: mostly, yeah

lumine: CHILDE

venti: @zhongli weren’t you supposed to be with diluc rn?

zhongli: i am, but diluc’s asleep now

lumine: omg @zhingli pls tell me kaeya wasn’t right asdfghjkl

zhingli: haha, no he was not. diluc’s been under a lot of stress lately so i suggested he rest for a moment

kaeya: #married

lumine: stress? what?

zhongli: nothing that serious, you don’t have to be concerned

venti: k, cool, so what’s the deal with you two?

zhongli: i think i have to go now

zhongli: goodnight, everyone

venti: RUDE

childe: honestly? i think we’re all wrong and they might be already dating

#genshin impact #childe x kaeya #zhongli x diluc #xiao x venti #genshin fanfic #zhongluc #xiaoven #chaeya #kinga writes #groupchat.doc

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mundanesafehaven · 3 years

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Haikyuu Characters thirsting over SpongeBob

CROOKEDCROWHEADS

✔Online

Y/N IS A HOE

I just found out something golden✨

SALTYASSB’TCH

what is dis bullshit again?

Y/N IS A HOE

geez calm ur balls down

SugaR Mami

Don't tell me that dis is

about spongebob again?

Noya’S POOPULAR

What's wrong with spongebob

I mean mr crab's daughter is hot asf!

BALDIES EGG

Yeah she thicccc😏😏

SALTYASSB’TCH

Ur taste on women is

Unbelievable

DADCHI

I mean....

Mrs. puff tho damn mami🐡😍

SugaR Mami

Not in front of my salad

Y/N IS A HOE

Not u guys thirsting

over fishes...😏🐟

Fr tho larry the lobster?💦

ANGRY INFANT🍼

How about squidward? He's

The most relatable out of them..

CAPRISUN🍊

Yeah coz he looks exactly like u🦑

Like the attitude is on point✌️

Noya’S POOPULAR

Yeah both kags and squids

Has some kind of anger issues

For no reason

ANGRY INFANT🍼

Fuck you guys💗

Y/N

Uhhhhhh u forgot

Abt my discovery🤠

SALTYASSB’TCH

Yeah no cap who even cares?

CAPRISUN🍊

I have a discovery too!

Spongebob has holes on his body!? Can u believe that

Y/N IS A HOE

Hinata... Do u even watch spongebob?🤡

CAPRISUN🍊

I do, I'm in ep 1 already!

ANGRY INFANT🍼

Someone throw this man away

Like I don't care whoever pick him out from the trash

YAMSSSS

That's harsh... but I expected that

Y/N IS A HOE

Can u pls stfu coz I'm about

To destroy ur dreams and hope!😽

SALTYASSB’TCH

Let me guess, spongebob parents

are not sponge but literal cookies

Y/N IS A HOE

I mean its close, but still no.

Like how the hell are spongebob parents not crumbling?!

They're literally under fucking water.

YAMSSSS

That's what u call

S C I E N C E🌈

BALDIES EGG

I knew it, spongebob is

is an adopted.

SugaR Mami

❌ that's what u call dumb,like all of you!

DADCHI

Yow calm down...

SugaR Mami

I'm mad asf because why is no one talking about fcking mr crabs!

Did u see his butt? Its S U P R E M A C Y.

Emoshitty

I mean why is no one talking about Patrick?

SALTYASSB;TCH

Patrick is living in a rock

Like he's dumb as fck.

Emoshitty

Atleast he's not moody✨ and he's not always in his period like u do so stfu🙂

BALDIES EGG

Damn, enoshita mad? That's hot🤤

Y/N IS AHOE

I mean I like pink so Ilike patrick

SALTYASSB’TCH

I'm about to delete dis chat bcs

I'm lowkey scared⚰️

This thing makes me think that I'm the only normal person in here

Y/N IS A HOE

Not really considering ur obsession with dead lizards, i don't think so

#haikyuu #meme #spongebon squarepants #haikyu x reader #anime #haikyu crack #chat fic

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OLAY OKAY OKAY WAIT!!! Words! Find them! Ain’t No Romeo! HELP Hyunjae is sO CUTE!!!!!!

Let me form a coherent thought 😵‍💫… okay.

First of all, it was incredible, I offer a standing ovation 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼! The way I could feel the heartbreak when home girl thought Jae didn’t trust her like WOW. I was personally offended, I felt that. But they’re just too cute together like I love them sm help! Two idiots hopelessly in love, one unable to see, it the other too scared to say it I’m- my favorite frustrating genre 🤩

Next. That bitch named Ellie…. Imagine being hung up that bad on a high school friendship, like homie needs help. Mental and physical bc if I were Yn I would’ve literally boxed her over Hyunjae, like how dare you 🤬 Also I’ve been stalked so when I tell you you describe the feeling of feeling like you’re being watched so well! Like wow! Felt that!

Younghoon. My savior, my sanity, Kim Younghoon! Give this man a cookie! Through the angst he showed up like a fucking angel 😖. Every time you mentioned him smiling I saw his sweet smile clear as day and wanted to cry bc wHY IS HE SO PRECIOUS HELP 😩😩!!!! He is my baby and I love him 😍.

Jacob being an opp by not disclosing whether or not Sangyeon has a girlfriend 🧎‍♀️😭.

Bro I didn’t know it was possible to be this in love with Hyunjae (I was already insanely down bad) but here I am 😩. I could talk about this forever but I literally don’t know how to put most of what I’m thinking into words so I’ll cut it here!

~Eliza✨

AKFNKENDKDNDKNSJS GIRL I WAA GONNA SAY,,, NOT U CASUALLY DROPPING THAT U WERE STALKED BEFORE 😭😭😭😭 i was so worried ngl skdnksnd i had a former lab mate get stalked on the way home before but im glad it's ,,, all good now?? im glad that u and ur mom r doing okay?? 😭😭😭😭 "like wow! felt that!" SENT ME 😭💀

but PLS HE IS SO CUTE I AGREE FULLSEND truly f2l really should be called idiots 2 lovers 😃 they really do be dumbasses, but YAY im glad u felt offended during the confrontation bc tbh i loved writing that part skfnkejdk the ✨drama✨ is what i live for !!! 😋🤸‍♀️ in a non toxic way ofc 🤡

i honestly didn't know what i was gonna do w ellie's character when i first brought her in 😭 but the more i wrote, the more i realized i actually DID have a plan for her 🤔🤔 and tbh ive always wondered if i could go back to my roots of writing bitchy characters, and making ellie go from sympathetic ex friend to villain the audience has no remorse for just felt right 🤩

OMG SAME I LOVE YOUNGHOON SO MUCH SKFNKDDKDJ he and his yn throughout this were my actual favorites 🤧🤧 they're so cute if im being sooo honest like,,, everyone else can leave

HELP AHAHHAHA YEAH THE JACOB ;)) MOMENT I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

also thank u so much for reading as always </3 thank u for complimenting my imagery also :')) i really appreciate baefie skfnkend 💖💖💖

#sungbeam strikes again #eliza !!#the hyunjae fic™#tw: discussions of stalking #tw: spoilers

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luvdsc · 2 years

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Not that anon calling Jake a himbo,, it made me laugh a little too hard jfjshd Changkyun is very pretty though,, all idols are very pretty honestly aH but hmmm, I’m not super familiar with older idol groups other than bts and sort of monsta x, but yes, Enhypen are VERY young,, and this is coming from a 19 year old 🤡 I still can’t believe some of their members are younger than me ✋😔 every day I grow closer to the day that I’m older than a whole group, and that’s the day I fear… kind of… I think personally I sort of match up with my biases really well, in terms of being friends at least, or maybe that’s just in my mind ^^;; this might also be due to the fact that I get along with guys pretty easily :’) ANYWAYS, I had to say goodbye to a close and long term online friend of mine today, and it still feels surreal :’) I’ll miss them, but we both agreed that closing that chapter of our lives would probably be good, at least for right now 🤧 maybe since I now know what heartache/losing a close relationship feels it’ll give me the motivation to write angsty fics 🤩 anyways, sorry for ranting so much here recently jfjshfjd it feels like so much has happened to me this past month compared to the last 5 months hHhHh as always though, please take care miss cat! -🥫

omg lovebug, I literally know nothing about enhypen like I really thought jay and jake were the same member for the longest time because I thought jay was a nickname for jake ??? ngl I don’t know who’s who in that group either, I just know that jake is my irl friend’s bias and alice likes jay 🤧but if that honey bee calls jake a himbo, then I’ll take their word for it dhdjdjkx

yeah, my type is not pretty boys and I feel like…. while changkyun is pretty, he’s not like flower boy type pretty or baby faced ??? I like the tats, piercings, sharp jawline look like there’s that one photoshoot he did with the gemstones and his tats were showing and I was (and still am) all heart eyes for it hsjddjdj

I mostly know the second gen and third gen kpop groups because I’m too old and too lazy to get into fourth gen now 😅 NO YEA alice told me there was an enhyphen member born in 2005 ???? I am still in shock 😵‍💫 I am already older than the majority of fourth gen groups and even the dreamies 😭

And me too, honey bee !! 💓 I choose my biases based on who I want to be friends with, so I too think our personalities would match well and that we might be friends :’)

oh friendship break ups are the hardest and the worst to go through 🥺🥺 I’m sorry to hear that you let go of a friend, but I’m glad to know that you did what’s best for you and were able to talk it out with them, sweetpea 💛 but yes, channel that into your writing !!! This is literally me with any experience I get, I’m just like hmm is this ✨ficspo✨ ?? I hope you’re feeling better nowadays and that you’re able to look back on your friendship without bringing up any sad or negative feelings, lovebug 🌼 and you don’t need to apologize !!! I really like hearing about how you’re doing and what you’ve been up to and thank you for sharing that with me 💘 I hope this new month brings you more positive experiences and good vibes only ✨✨ and pls take care as well, honey bee 🌷🌷🌷

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— BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH THE INARIZAKI TRIO

includes - miya atsumu, suna rintarou, miya osamu

a/n - hi this is my dream friendships pls i love all of them. i hope you enjoy this one lovelies!! <3 also fem reader

- they will literally at any time tackle you to the floor just because <3

- making fun of atsumu for his pre-serve hand gesture thingy (✊🏻 that one yk what i mean?)

- they actually love you a lot and show it by teasing you all the time

- but they’re the only ones who can be mean to you, if anyone else tries to be mean to u, u can bet ur ass that atsumu and osamu are bashing them up while suna records it

- calls you the most annoying and weirdest nicknames like my sweet little honey munchkin or my cutie patootie

- platonic babes, baby and i love you’s

- cuddle piles whenever someone is sad

- will save you from a creepy person talking to you but will make fun of you for it

- surprisingly protective over you

- they swear on their lives that they have man radar for suspicious guys near the area

- even if your talking to a classmate, they’ll start insulting him to the grave bc they’re talking away precious time for the trio to spend w u

- samu and tsumu simultaneously threw their backpacks at a creep who was bothering you

- you slapped a guy one time and they truly felt like proud parents

- suna: *recorded the whole thing*

- atsumu: that’s ma girl 😩

- osamu: laughing at the guy

- suna has a private story for whenever you, atsumu and osamu do stupid things

- i’m sorry but yes u get attacked by their fan girls

- especially atsumus, bc they’re so ruthless and for no reason

- you get love letters like every other day for you to give to them

- you get slut-shamed a lot from jealous bitches but you just ignore them like the bad bitch you are 😌

- 65% of the time they are the biggest hype men or 35% they are insulting you and say they’re ‘keeping u humble’

- making fun of atsumu hours bc he’s the least fav in the group haha jk

a conversation that happened one time before a party:

you: hey sexys is this okay for the party? *sends pic of outfit*

osamu: lol i think i just heard tsumu scream

suna: okay maam step on me lol 💦

you: ugh what a babe thank you rinnie <3

osamu: woah can i get a babe and a heart too

you: anything for my fav baby <3

atsumu: what about me?

suna: no tf what about you??? 😹😹 yes he uses cat emojis

you: yeah ikr perish lol

osamu: tsumu ik i just heard ur heart break huh

osamu: wait i think he’s crying

you: sorry b..babes <3

atsumu: i think i just started floating

suna: *sends pic of outfit*

you: AHAHAHKSNSJSNEKDK RIN BABY U LOOK DELISH

suna: omg STAWP before i kiss you on the mouth

osamu: lol y/n and suna catching feelings caught in 4K

okay end of convo

- anyways

- pretending to be their gf when their fan girls get out of hand

- yes suna has a photos of you doing the most embarrassing shit

- he says he’s gonna delete it but never does. 🤡

- most of the information they know about makeup or periods and anything like that comes from you

- you: *explaining women struggles*

- them: i’m sorry for ever breathing the same air as you

- suna and osamu lets you do their makeup and hair

- atsumu likes to try do yours instead

- suna stole ur eyeliner 💔

- loving osamu the most for making the best onigiri and he brings you some everyday bc he knows you forget to eat sometimes

- atsumu tried to take ur onigiri one time and you punched him hehe

- weekly movie nights that they hate but still come bc they enjoy spending time w u

- lol forehead kisses

- at lunch they know that you get nervous whenever they randomly disappear without u so if you need to go somewhere, they’re right behind u

- will flop on top of you to see if you can carry them

- they randomly bite you

- shit talkers ‼️

- texts the gc at like 2am asking for homework answers

- pinches your cheeks so hard until they’re red to get ur attention

- slapping atsumu when he keeps staying back super late practicing

- going to each game to support them

- stupid pranks with each other

- they literally don’t know what to do when you cry so they just awkwardly pat ur back and feed you food

- they get sentimental when they’re tired so you’ll probably get a whole paragraph saying how much they appreciate you in the middle of the night

- no one understands ur relationship bc one moment ur flirting and the next ur punching them and calling them a piece of shit

- you and suna call till ungodly hours into the night

- when atsumu is practicing late, osamu rants about how much he hates atsumu and how he can’t believe he has the same face as someone so idiotic

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HAHAHAHAHA NOT ATEEZ COMING TO EUROPE WHEN I WILL BE IN KOREA, I CAN NEVER FUCKING WIN???? I'm honestly so mad, and they announced the tickets in DECEMBER?! When most people are broke... and the tour starts in February already 🔫I couldn't go before and now this fucking shit... tbh I expected it 🤡 I'll never be able to see them again. Bet they'll go somewhere else while I'm in Korea...

I love the 🥑that's so random? But booooo for people doing the nasty there

Speaking of THOSE fans, this girl is the one who had all the cute Star Wars roleplays with Hwa on fan calls. But she seems like a bitch, deleting comments who call her out, not sending shit because she needs to follow Atz everywhere. Karma

Anime I hate... there are so many lol, definitely Diabolik Lovers, Wolf Girl and My Little Prince - wasted my time on them, there's also anime called Pupa - AWFUL, I also don't get the hype about My Teen Romantic Comedy is SNAFU, maybe I don't hate it but I gave it so many chances... the characters are just annoying imo. Uhm and Vampire Knight, Guilty Crown 💀

Yesss, go read everything. Some webtoons are behind the pass, but most aren't. I'll catch up on the Harem this weekend, though I'm suffering from bad headaches so maybe not </3

I bet BBC will gatekeep the name Loona :/ hopefully they can succeed.

The WC is a mess, Germany lol, Belgium is out, Uruguayas well, Morocco is 1st, crazy times.

Soohyuk is old enough to be my husband actually 🤭 Seongyuk brothers is an agenda I can always get behind

Good luck on your finals! Lmao Chris Pratt what didn't he do... the worst Chris out there truly I only liked him in The Office, but then he believed he could act and yeah. Voicing Mario???

Hwa deserves a better AU than Twilight, come on. But he's serving so much vampirism it's insane. The JP albums are money grabs and that's it

Literally Seonghwa had black hair for the majority of his career, LET IT GO FOR A MOMENT. I only miss black Hwa when I look at his DV era

Your dream is like an anime scene I'm pretty sure I saw a chasing scene like that somewhere lmao. Were you running like Minho in his promo photos for Chase? Hdygsysbshaishsgas

Ooof Lookass enjoyers won't like it, also I don't believe anything SM says, but maybe I'll start liking SuperM's music now lol.

The snow omgggg are you all ok?!

I had a strong Draco era... can't lie to you, it's the bleach blonde hair

Yeah Hyudawn's break up hurt, also Dawn is suing someone?! People need to leave them alone though instead of analysing their whole lives. And some bitches dare to say "now them getting kicked out of Cube was pointless"???

Pls junior Hwa tutor me, idc what, I'll be starting at YOU anyways

Our wrapped aaaand relatable

Ok?

My birthday is coming indeed 🔫 old age era

That guy Wooyoung, is his forehead empty as well?

Literally maybe it's for the best I'm not going. But I won't experience Cyberpunk Hwa... I hate everyone - DV 💖

hello hi!!

NO FUCKING WAY, GET OUT OF HERE, NO WAY 😭😭😭😭 HOW, OUT OF ALL CHANCES ITS JUST THEN NAURRR 😭😭😭 STOP IT IS THERE ANY CHANCE U CAN POSTPONE IT BY A MONTH OR SOMETHING,,, 70 DAYS TILL THE NEXT TOUR BESTIE 😭😭😭 stop bc what if they announce the cb + seatiny tour when ur in kr 😭😭😭 makes the two of us then! 😭😭

I love the 🥑that's so random? But booooo for people doing the nasty there

IT REALLY IS SO RANDOM AND IT SHINES AND LIGHTS UP TOO! yeah bc 💀💀 there’s a whole doing the deed position guideline on a reddit community of my uni 😭😭

wait and they own ppl money??? scamming them and all??? now hold on… 🤚🏼 & yunho?? 😶😶 oop.

BDNDBDHD THERES SO MANY INDEED, quite questionable,,, ive never watched my little prince and will not watch it fbfb,,, tbh isnt school days bad too 😭😭 I AGREE, I HAVE THIS IMMENSE HATE FOR DIABOLIK LOVERS,,, SNAFU looks like k!on the poster is so nice but nOW 🔫 oMG do u rmr negima 😭😭

Yesss, go read everything. Some webtoons are behind the pass, but most aren't. I'll catch up on the Harem this weekend, though I'm suffering from bad headaches so maybe not </3

i read harem and SIR SONNAUGHT IS SO RBMWBDWKHDKW HES SO JEALOUS RKQKEKFHWKDHWK I NEED THEM TOGETHER 😭😭😭 klein is still vv wholesome cinnamon roll <3 I HOPE UR HEADACHES GET BETTER !!!!

I bet BBC will gatekeep the name Loona :/ hopefully they can succeed. //// The WC is a mess, Germany lol, Belgium is out, Uruguayas well, Morocco is 1st, crazy times.

i hope if they do gatekeeper it, they can get the name luna or like a smarter abbreviation of it tbh bc it’ll be such a miss,, IT REALLY IS but the sk??? im so surprised and this??? LMFAOOOO HE HIT RONALDO’S EGO BAD DBDB ITS SO FUNNY FBFBFB AND DESERVED,, the wc is so unpredictable crazy 😭😭 and?? 😭😭

Soohyuk is old enough to be my husband actually 🤭 Seongyuk brothers is an agenda I can always get behind

LMFAOOOO ANON DVWKHDJWHDJW WHEN IS THE WEDDING PLS SEND AN INVITE I NEED A REASON TO COME TO EUROPE PLS

Good luck on your finals! Lmao Chris Pratt what didn't he do... the worst Chris out there truly I only liked him in The Office, but then he believed he could act and yeah. Voicing Mario???

thank you <3 hopefully i make it fbfbf 😭😭 …..omg???? WHAT THE HELL???? what a heinously right wing guy 😭😭?? AND HE’S NOT BANNED YET? JEEZ

Hwa deserves a better AU than Twilight, come on. But he's serving so much vampirism it's insane. The JP albums are money grabs and that's it

if not twilight then vampire diaries au 👀 but stefan is a mingi or a san and damon is mr park itself <3 AND BESTIE THIS ? THIS??? i got some real hd videos and photos from the concert and i had a very spiritual experience seeing them they live photos ,,,, how did u survive this man irl,, my friends got the seats right in front of the stage and they screamed so loud their throats have 📉📉📉 & the cyberpunk live haha ha…ha

Literally Seonghwa had black hair for the majority of his career, LET IT GO FOR A MOMENT. I only miss black Hwa when I look at his DV era

EXACTLY 😭😭 LET HIM DO WHAT HE WANNA ITS HIS HAIR PLS ITS NICE TO SEE COLOURS EVEN IF ONE DOESNT LIKE THEM !!! hair makes kpop ✊🏼

Your dream is like an anime scene I'm pretty sure I saw a chasing scene like that somewhere lmao. Were you running like Minho in his promo photos for Chase? Hdygsysbshaishsgas

BRKWHDKSHDKW the dream was so dramatic and the first ive dreamt in a whole that i have not had any since then <33 LNFQDJWKJDSK I WAS RUNNING LIKE MINHO BACK IN 2010 AT ISAC JDSJSJ

Ooof Lookass enjoyers won't like it, also I don't believe anything SM says, but maybe I'll start liking SuperM's music now lol.

UR CORRECT I DONT BELIEVE ANYTHING SM SAYS UNTIL ITS CONFIRMED AND POSTED ON THEIR TWT no tbh superm was never bad 😭😭 they had some great songs as their bsides too, OH ANON U BETTER BC U KNOW SUPERM WOULD COME TO LONDON FBDB begging they come to van

The snow omgggg are you all ok?!

the snow! made my campus close! a bridge closed! my dad was asked to return back bc the bridge to his work was flooded w snow,, ppl who went to places in the morning came hole after 8-11 hours,,, someone’s kid went to school at 4 and came at 11 😭😭 15mm snow and its going down hill <33

I had a strong Draco era... can't lie to you, it's the bleach blonde hair

i STILL am into my draco era,, hermoine and draco? ult enemies to lovers, they started it all for me fbfb ITS THE BEACH BLOND RIGHTTT SOMETHING ABOUT THAT COLOUR maybe thats why we like it on hwa

HES WHAT?? 😭😭😭 NOO ur right,, the amount of videos and theories on my youtube tl on them analyzing every bit of their relationship is crazy,,, ???? WDYM ITS NOT LIKE THEYD KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN HELLO 😭😭😭

Pls junior Hwa tutor me, idc what, I'll be starting at YOU anyways //// Our wrapped aaaand relatable

i meaaan if u keep getting bad grades he’d be stuck with you 🥰🥰 DBWMDBWK EXACTLY EXACTLY !!!! but my wrapped was fearless as the most listened song 😭😭 something happened on june 5 that i played it 56 times 😭😭😭 and then followed by invu love dive tell me what is love and identity dbdb HWLP THE I WANT HIM TO SIT ON ME DBDB

HOW WAS UR WRAPPED

Ok? ///// My birthday is coming indeed 🔫 old age era

he acknowledged his furry roots PROUDLY <3 OLD AGE ERA 😭😭😭 NAURRR

That guy Wooyoung, is his forehead empty as well?

i think it is! its the way he’s touching it makes me think it is!

Literally maybe it's for the best I'm not going. But I won't experience Cyberpunk Hwa... I hate everyone - DV 💖

cyberpunk hwa…..ha ha. san’s hips…. mingi…ur absolutely not prepared

heres some of the photos my friends got! like one 😭

TELL ME THIS ISNT THE FRAT BOY LINE

AND UHHH THOUGHTS ON HOCKEY PLAYER SAN

???? 😭😭😭 i had the zoomed in video of theM AND SEONGHWA CRYING WAS MY LAST REASON heres some more pics! mingi is SO fine. DAMNIT. break the wall fanchant was so loud, hopefully they come back! in a better location!

sass!

😭😭 san was trying really hard not to cry 😭😭

AND A QUIZ IM SURE YOULL LOVE

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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I'm better, the cough is still present at times but not too bad though I almost choked during my talk with Yeo (spoiler alert!) 💀 Sysishhsjshshsgsgsh that ghost that was waving to you was me actually 🖐🏻 The sunset is so pretty, I'm gonna combine some of the photos and show them to you once I come back from Malta.

BARISTA SEONGHWA BEST BELIEVE I'M HIS NUMBER ONE CLIENT (he wore GLASSES during our call, man is sick he said we were matching...my guy the difference is I can't see shit without my glasses and you wear them to look sexy and ruin people's lives, we're not the same)

That glazed donut KCON photo is the worst thing I've ever experienced every time I see it I need to close my app 🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻

Ishdjsjsjsusjajshdhs omg this you?

Also??? Soohyuk x Seonghwa agenda 😭😭😭😭 OP's mind lol

Gonna send you my Hwa convo in a separate ask, but Seonghwa vs OT8 hmmm speaking to Seonghwa is a bit easier at this point, with OT8 I always worry I'll run out of time and I need to prioritise what I wanna say. But at the same time.... it's Seonghwa so ofc I can't be normal about him

Btw are you seeing Ateez or still debating? Rant time: HJ said European tour will be announced soon and it should make me feel happy right? But I'm anxious instead. ☠ I really hoped for an announcement after they finish the 1st leg, because now it's THE WORST TIME. I seriously need to save A LOT of money, on a new flat, doctor's appointments and my Korean trip - and here comes another fear - what if the tour happens while I'm in SK... I'm afraid I'll end up like one of my friends, she went to Seoul and literally missed every Ateez event and will most likely miss their upcoming concerts too 🙉 Ofc I can try buying off someone later, but it's also stressful, so idk honestly. I just can't miss them when they come to my city like... come on that'd be unacceptable 😭 but the thought of buying tickets and spending who the fuck knows how much money makes me wanna die, lol.

For quizzes I got this lmao the nepo baby ok Kylie and Kendall square up.

My uber driver is MIA rn also I'm pretty sure I got covid in an uber 😬 had some weird drivers again so maybe they infected me 🤡 - DV 💖

hi hello!!

AA THANK GOD UR BETTER NOW 😭😭 i would also choke while talking to yeo,,, it must’ve been hard bc 1. ur sick 2. ur choking 3. yeosang’s beauty 😭😭😵‍💫 LMFAOOO UR SPIRIT FORM FOLLOWED ME HUH WHERES THE PC’S 🔫🔫 omg pls pls do !!!!!! i would love love love to see ur travelling!!! malta seems like if south of france and italy had a baby omg

FBQNDBWN HIS REGULAR CUSTOMER DBDBD he what. he is sick. he wore those whore glasses too. how dARE HE. my god omg how diD U SURVIVE

That glazed donut KCON photo is the worst thing I've ever experienced every time I see it I need to close my app 🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻🤚🏻

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭

Ishdjsjsjsusjajshdhs omg this you?

yes. yes. that’s me how’d you know?

Also??? Soohyuk x Seonghwa agenda 😭😭😭😭 OP's mind lol

OP’S MIND NEXT LEVEL PLS AT LEAST SEONGHWA NOW KNOWS A LITTLE ABT HIS COMPARISON 😭😭

yes absolutely !!!! AAAAAA right the time limit fbfbfb BDMWBDKW OFC U CANT 😭😭 which member is the easiest to pick up a conversation with in ur pov? a member the conversation that never seems to end with?

oh bestie im still debating,,, actually the day after their concert is my parent’s 25th and if i miss that 😭😭🔫😵‍💫 iM GONE so i have to plan accordingly to that dbdb but there’s a chance for bp,,, nct’s also on tour so i got to make calculations according to that! + idk how tf the kpop companies found hamilton as a place bc nO ONE KNOWS THAT PLACE ITS INFURIATING FBWMFBWM THEYLL BE AMBUSHED IN SNOW

OH GOD THE EUR TOUR SHIT,,, omg bestie u got this!!! get that bag and the extra on the side from ur go’s !! NAURRR DONT SAY THAT DONT MANIFEST THAT 😭😭😭 the eur tour is def next year around like jan after bc till dec they are on the north american tour,,, maybe if u go right now time you won’t miss it when the our actually happens?? nO UR RIGHT THAT WOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE THE FRUSTRATION YOU’D FEEL YEAHH O MAN,,, but in the end u have the option for (if ur friends are going, u can ask them to get a ticket for u to and then later u can pay!) or buy it off someone else or i guess go sokor right now (???) time so that u won’t miss the tour next year,, even if u go next year,, u can attend the tour first and then mayhaps go? im probably making no sense but i suggest may b wait for the slight hint drop about europe cities! and then decide!

For quizzes I got this lmao the nepo baby ok Kylie and Kendall square up.

LMFAOOOO SQAURING UP THE JENNERS 😭😭😭😭😭 i got this and im vv much considering this to be a fic 🧍🏻‍♀️

My uber driver is MIA rn also I'm pretty sure I got covid in an uber 😬 had some weird drivers again so maybe they infected me 🤡 - DV 💖

yOUR UBER DRIVER IS HERE !!! M OH NAURRR FBENBFJE THIS ONES A VERY CLEAN DRIVER ✨🤌🏼✨ always at ur next service <3 next stop malta w u??

here’s another one!

pink hwa agenda <33

uhh your uber?

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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