#they are so divorced <3

[sk0rbut]

kiss with a fist or whatever

#they are so divorced <3 #red vs blue #agent texas #rvb church #what tf is his name again..? #like does he have one cus hes like a robot ar whatever #shit man i dunno #but i do love them #gay staight couple #like how tf u gonna be a robot if ur not gay?? #hes a lesbian ive decided #rivs art

[lofthousezzz]

this deserved its own post

(original concept from the oh no spamton amv i just couldn't stop seeing it as dr light and wily)

#mega man #dr light #dr wily #lightwily #CONGRATULATIONS TO THE UNHAPPY COUPLE #WHEN SHE SIGNS THE DIVORCE PAPERS #ETC. ETC. #THEY ARE SO DIVORCED <3 #cw spevil #i hope that works idk how to tag it sorry i don't want my divorced old men showing up in deltarune tags LOL

[awetfrog]

Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible

#my art tag? #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #bloodweave #put actual effort into keeping everyone in their canon armour but drow armour looks so Correct on astarion #hes in his mcr three cheers for sweet revenge era let him be #anyway hope they get divorced soon

[hateliers]

everyone on this site loves talking abt divorce so i wanna see something

#polls #radio transmissions #i am a child of divorce and i <3 divorce its the best thing that happened 2 my parents after me. so i wanna know

[flowerquib]

SEASON 3 RENEWAL BABYYY

RAHHH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO MISCOMMUNICATE AGAIN

#good omens #good omens crowley #crowley #crowley fanart #good omens fanart #good omens s2 #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #good omens aziraphale #good omens 3 #ineffable husbands fanart #ineffable divorce more like *cries* #aziraphale fanart #Im so hyped #but also i will just discorporate

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 124

Bruce crouched next to the small child that had been bounding around for the last few months healing people, watching idly as they scribbled on a paper with quiet chirps. Spirit, the rest of Gotham had named them, Spirit and their Sister. 

“Hi Mr. Bat!” The child beamed from behind the mask when they finally looked up, burn scar stretching slightly. 

He ignored the gibbering man in the corner, at least for now, seeing as he’d just arrived. “Is your sister around?” The other, well he wouldn’t call them vigilantes seeing as the kids (He’d be surprised if Sister was an adult) focused more on evacuation or healing, but it was the closest word. 

“Nope!” the child put their crayons away in one of the many pockets inside the almost victorian-styled coat, one of the reasons they’d gotten their name. “Uncle Kerian is watchin’ me tonight, ‘cause Sister is busy.” 

“Uncle?” 

“Uncle!” 

Bruce could be forgiven for the startled wheeze when the literal shadows twisted and ripped, a pair of Lazarus-green eyes- or whatever they were- gleaming from the darkness, dark hair twisting as sharp teeth similar to the siblings’ were bared in very open warning. As if the giant flaming sword wasn’t enough of a warning already. 

Ah. That’s who had traumatized the several would-be kidnappers then. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Why are Jazz and Danny in Gotham? Who knows #Pariah and Fright Knight are brothers (Fright = Family after all) #Pariah and Clockwork are exes but they never officially divorced making CW the ghost queen #And he’s adopted both Jazz and Danny making them the ghost prince and princess #But they’re still half/3 quarters human and have human needs to take care of #Bruce staring at FK: Ah… I seem to have a type it seems #Why yes Fright does in fact have a human form #Am I saying halfa Fright and Pariah? #I'm not Not saying that #But there had to be a reason the Observants want Danny-the-Halfa dead so much

[manicpixiedreamcrowley]

my pitch for good omens 3: crowley has a bitchy new neighbor who yells at him for blasting somebody to love on loop and constantly gives him a hard time about looking like a wreck after the divorce. and she’s played by catherine tate

#chanposting #good omens #neil gaiman #crowley #terry pratchett #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #good omens 3 #catherine tate #ineffable divorce #wish i could be more creative but its 12am and im sick so you get this post take it or leave it

[felsicveins]

Burnt bridges

#yall were eating too good its time for something sad #trolls 3 #jd ex husband #trolls oc julien #john dory #jd trolls #john dory trolls #living up to the name Epic Gay Divorce #maybe julien in his own way tried to reconcile but it came across as almost threatening? #so they had an argument and jd realized that julien hasnt changed at all so he wanta nothing to do with him #and jd isnt running away. julien just wanted to say something hurtful #jd mustve shared that he felt guilty about brozone breaking up so now hes using that info against him #THIS IS SO ZJCJEJJDOJEHWIJVJEHROVJEHSJOCNEJVD #very indulgent #trolls #trolls band together

[ccycloneblogging]

Happy Eclipse day, everybody!

#smiling critters #dogday #poppy playtime #toon logic au #catnap #poppy playtime 3 #everyone is has auch sweet art of these two and then there's my desire to make CatNap a little shit #i am so torn because I want their relationship to both be super sweet and also like a divorced couple all at once #bg is a screenshot from the sims too. should probably mentor that

[cellgatinbo]

just wait for the “GUAPITO” in 3, 2, 1–

#qsmp #roier #cellbit #qsmp clips #guapoduo #spiderbit #they know each other so well <3 #also in just the few seconds he was late i saw someone in chat yell ‘DIVORCE’

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

Oops, made him evil now.

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tav #polished this bad boy #they are still lost in the sauce #i've been checking out the differences between spawn and ascended in the epilogue and uh #consider me fuckin bewitched #the divorced asshole vibes are immaculate #he's so pathetic and envious and insecure <3 #fanart #m'art

[giddlygoat]

i remembered this post existed and frantically drew this at 1 am last night

#hi. i had a horrible day at work lol like my “bad things that can happen” bingo is COMPLETELY filled out <3 #so here’s my comfort divorced married couple. sits politely and smiles #the stanley parable #stanley tsp #the narrator tsp #stannarrator #im tagging the ship bc i drew this with it in mind so ?? i guess it counts #giddly’s art #tsp #stanley #the narrator #i completely bullshat the perspective btw i don’t care lol

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[cemeterything]

question for oc enjoyers: which of your ocs would spark a debate so heated it got an entire fandom poll tournament shut down

#🐉 #out of mine itd definitely be annie because he was so controversial he contributed to the end of a real life friendship lmao #i kept her in the divorce though <3 #btw this is if your ocs were canon characters in a piece of media not which oc would start a fight if they were a real person

[ktzart]

a roster of bug npcs for @peatbogdyke @unseelieofficial >:3c this was so unbelievably fun to work on >:3c

#art #fairy #unseelie #peatbogdyke #commission #lyra (bottom left) is not full fairy she's half elf. so that's why she looks a little different #also robin (third row from top + right side) was drawn years ago #but i wanted to be able to display everyone all balanced in the post #1 and 8 are siblings and 5 is their dad and 3 is their uncle #2 and 6 are also siblings and also niece/nephew of 5 and of 3 #3 and 5 are brothers and 3 and 4 are super super divorced #7 is 3's bastard #oh and 4 and 6 used to sleep together. messy #and 1 used to lock 6 in broom closets as a child

[mayhasopinions]

notice how it has always been Crowley making all the advances, grand gestures and sacrifices for Aziraphale. I'm fully expecting Aziraphale in season 3 to make the biggest fattest grand gesture of all grand gestures, the sacrifice of all sacrifices for Crowley. Make me cry, i don't care, the THEMATIC COHESION would just be AGHHHH

#like make him become a fallen angel or sumn #something that he was so afraid of doing before but he's not now because it's all worth it for crowley- #good omens 2 spoilers #good omens #good omens 2 #go2 spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable (divorced </3) husbands #*in michael sheen's voice* FUCK YOU GAIMAN #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant