#they are keeping this gp alive

[booksandplushies]

The only good thing about this GP are the Austrian commentators

#f1 #miami gp 2023 #ernst hausleitner #alexander wurz #they are keeping this gp alive

[countingstars-17]

Max being a comedian during interviews, 2023 Italian GP edition

#his dad jokes keep me alive #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #gifs #italian gp 2023

[i--am-ironman]

Carlos on Thursday being happy with my stupid gift to him ❤️

#the results don't reflect his performance over the weekend so let's focus on the purely happy moments #look at his dorky smile #i saw this up close fucking hell #how i am alive i do not know #i have a video as well but that's for me ❤️ #i'm selfish and want to keep a piece of that moment between him me guido and a few of the fans who saw it happen #i love him with my whole heart #carlos sainz #f1 #f1 2023 #2023 austrian gp

[kazoologist]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

#kazoo noises #charles leclerc #cl16 #monaco gp 2024 #zoomies posting #sports posting #like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work #weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town #because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough #for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson #(congratulations mme leclerc) #things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL #BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared #(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand #gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down) #race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly. #(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum) #but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and #there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE! #they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter. #later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are #gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker #(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have #him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born #maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner #sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like. #a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives #gets to me #anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week

[leclerdelune]

Maybe this is the weekend the tifosi no longer have to be sad and depressed and disappointed 🙂

#keep my dreams alive #f1 #singapore gp 2023

[ilottthepilot]

what on earth was the idea behind zhou's strategy??

#boy has that 2 pitstops and now has to keep the mediums alive for more than 30 laps??? #singapore gp 2023 #zhou guanyu

[eirianerisdar]

Daniel and Hulk racing lawnmowers through la source

#f1 #belgian gp 2023 #daniel ricciardo #nico hulkenberg #yuki points and Charles holding on to P3 is the only thing keeping me alive at this point #Carlos and Daniel are my two favourites #and this race shot them both #Alex points gone too #I have to admit that overtake was funny though it was the slowest thing #it’s like WE’RE BOTH SLOW #BUT YOU’RE SLOWER #my post

[vigilantejustice]

disordered eating talk under the cut skip it if it’s no bueno for you :-)

clinically silly goofy behaviour in not letting myself drink a drop of liquid until after checking the scale at nine in the evening

#should not be surprised because the water thing has been a thing since this started #but this is a little bit next level #will never ever forget the hysterical look on my gp’s face when he had to be like ‘so. why limit water it’s got no calories?’ #and i had to tell him i was worried about the physical volume of the water rip #literally the dumbest girl alive #also would really love to have like. a big bowl of something comforting like mum’s porcupines or potato bake and just feel. full in a good #way and like content and happy but that’s very very off the table #really just keeping down a normal satisfying serve of anything would be a dream #anyways! will keep on keepin on etc etc #personal

[sweetteaz]

Race Thoughts(Interlagos)(longggggg post warning)

Another Ferrari strategy disaster class is looking immanent

Great start form Lewis and George

And a crash before the first lap is even finished

Really sucks for Kmag it looked like both cars could've kept going if Daniel hadn't hit him after the spin

Yeah that crash was entirely on Daniel

Nooooooo Lewis, and of course it's Max who hits him

Chaos!!!!!!!

Absolutely insanity

Charles :(, honestly I missed the contact at first and just though he had just spun out

Surprised that he is able to keep going thought he would be out for sure

Common Lewis you can bring this back

11 laps and better than Mexico by a mile

Penalties for Max and Lando, fair

Carlos' car is smoking in the pits also a super early pit stop for mediums most the softs are still on

Okay it was tear off I think?????

Bottas is also having a solid race he’s made up some solid places

Carlos!!!!! Some great overtaking

It’s looking like George has this in the bag

The Ferrari has definitely gotten over the pace issues they had last week

Stop the race!!!!!!! Ham, Rus, Vet

Alpha TEAM under investigation?????

These Mercedes are absolutely flying

Mick/Alpha pit drama!!!!!!

Some odd strategy from Ferrari yet again but nothing terrible so far just strange

Also lots of great overtaking today just some phenomenal racing

Mercedes 1-2??????? Looking positive

Mercedes strat seems to be fuck Sergio Perez

George wtf does that mean, no soft or NO soft

Charles has hade such a solid recovery drive so far

Some solid defense from Checo but ultimately Lewis has a slipstream and DRS

How many times are they gonna pit Charles

So many pit stops like someone is almost always in the pits

That was some odd decision making from Mercedes, Lewis had some great pace and his tires was fine so why pit him

Okay so it is softs for George

Okay it appears that Mercedes does know what they doing

It’s looking like it’s gonna be Carlos vs Checo for 3rd

No Toto :(

Kevin is apparently still stuck on the track

Nooo Lando and on his birthday :(

This race has had some insane strategy I don’t understand a single thing that is happening

Full safety car now could be interesting

This safety car is taking forever

Estie getting feistie on the radio over team orders

Okay it’s finally over

Another great start from George

Charles podium?????

Insanity!!!!!!!!

How on earth did they not make contact(Carlos & Checo)

This is looking like George’s to take

Charles has had such a great rescue drive

WTF is up with Yuki cause he’s over a minute behind Lattifi

Checo is just falllllling back

WTF why are they telling Max to pass Checo he needs the points way more, Max has already won

Charles is asking for Carlos’ position!!!

Max is being asked to give back position

Great for George!!!!!!!

Who doesn’t love a first win!!!!!

Max is such a fucking brat everything is handed to him constantly and he never repays the favor

Charles was also lowkey being kinda bratty(apparently the position switch was agreed too before the race but orders where never relayed to Carlos)

Some massive interteam fighting this weekend

Seb really got screwed from P3 to P11

The drama from this weekend alone is enough for at least 3 DTS episodes

#10/10 race #I was on the edge of my seat the entire time and pole sitter won #Also do I want Lewis to keep the record alive yes #but common who doesn't love a first win. #formula 1 #charles leclerc #lewis hamilton #max verstappen #sebastian vettel #daniel ricciardo #f1 #brazil22 #brazilian gp 2022 #carlos sainz #sergio perez #kevin magnussen #esteban ocon #nicholas latifi #yuki tsunoda #mercedes #ferrari #toto wolff #alpha romeo #mick schumacher #race thoughts

[rosiesracers]

nessa texting me abt horner and tj snapping me bc she’s manifested the wrong cars downfall i can’t escape

#they’re keeping me alive #canadian gp 2022

[the-private-local-enemy]

"but u need somethin to make you betterrrr"

bitch, my problem is motivation, the thing that has fixed that is murderous intent redirected at things other than the subjects of my ire. every time i think about said vague subjects i get a nice burst of energy. it's nice. if impractical.

i don't think a medication that carries the potential and common side effects of increased agitation, anger, and aggression, is going to help

if i get hit with any of those it might help drive me to actual murder though

#not art #i don't like existing but it is nuanced--i do not like existing In This Society. #i like generally being alive #i am not fucking DEPRESSED #you cannot generally medicate a ''personality disorder'' #why do people keep trying to put me on shit I DO NOT FUCKING WANT #i'm not going to take it! it's going to rot in my cupboard with the leftover prozac and certraline! #which were also useless! #i was initially put on prozac because sure. i was depressed. MY MOTHER DIED RECENTLY AT THAT TIME. #SO LIKE. NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK. WHO THE FUCK TRIES TO MEDICATE GRIEF?? I ALSO HATE THAT GP AS MUCH AS I DO YOU. #anyway does anyone know how to reattach a cupboard door?? idk where the scrws went #i slammed it too hard haha :) #it kind'a fell off a little :)))

[apathetic-moth]

small town chronically ill life can be very interesting in a lot of ways.

one of those is the mild existential crisis of realizing you’re probably the only person in your town taking a certain medication

#my local small business pharmacy not only had to order it; he said he had to look it up 😶 #(nothing against him he’s GREAT at working with my complex needs. he’s very knowledgeable but not opposed to doing his research) #i love my local gp and pharmacist. they keep me alive and sane #but this med was prescribed by my eds/mcas/pots specialist who is very much NOT local lol #it’s oral cromolyn which is pretty much only used for mastocytosis and mcas so it’s not very common #tbh i’m just happy my insurance fully covers it!! #mcas #chronic illness

[piquira]

People really forget sometimes that it’s super rare for pop stars to have the level of success Shakira is having in middle age. That’s why I will never complain about her taking her time to put out an album or anything music related. A lot of others would be full on retired or coasting on past hits to do small venues at the age of 46.

Instead she’s cranking out #1 singles and will be able to do stadiums when she eventually does a tour, I’m assuming next year.

I also think based on when she releases it, she will finally get her #1 on the US album chart based on the streaming strength of all these singles she is releasing that will be on it.

She’s been doing amazing and we should appreciate it because this very well could be her last major era, and the fact it’s close to being the same kind of iconic as the Laundry Service period is crazy all things considered.

Thank you!!! I swear, Shakira's fandom is the weirdest group of stans I've ever seen. The way they act as if Shakira's some type of newcomer who has no idea what she's doing, and not a 46 year old global legend whose been 30+ years at the highest level and who defies all the norms for female pop artists at her age, is just absurd! And even before this record breaking year, she's always been unique in that she's one of the few artists from past generations, who has smoothly transitioned into the streaming era and continues to impact new generations. At her age & her trajectory, normal (and expected) would be to live off classic hits. Live off of name, past glories & touring because for the most part, the gp isn't really consuming your new music (ex: Xtina, Mariah Carey, Jlo, Britney Spears, Thalia, Paulina Rubio, etc). Ms. Beyonce herself, even though she continues to be huge (especially in touring & in general pop culture) isn't a top force in streaming services. Meanwhile Shakira is subsequently one of the trendiest artist of the moment, while also being an established legend. But for some reason, her hardcore fanbase is always on edge and expecting the worst. It's completely insane and unbelievable lol.

It's annoying that we still have to keep waiting for the album, but I also imagine it's going to do very well when it finally comes out, likewise her inevitable tour. Nobody can predict the future obviously, but I've always thought that one of the reasons Shakira's managed to keep herself relevant throughout the years is because she knows how much to give the public and when. While fans continue their discourse about Shakira "missing her opportunities", I think Shakira's been very strategic about how much exposure she needs at given times. She knows that impact and authenticity, is more important than trends and numbers when you're playing for the long run. And the little bits of material she's been giving us in the last year or so, have proved that she knows exactly what she's doing. Nothing's a guarantee in life, but this has damn well been one of Shakira's most successful years in her career, and that's saying a lot!!

#imagine had Shakira just released the album she had last year at the height of the separation drama like stans thought she should of done? #it would have gotten a lot of attention but if the album wasn't her best work & didn't honestly reflect her emotional state... #after the break up then the hype would have quickly died down #gossip can only do so much & the fact that Shakira's managed to stretch out the hype and attention on her right now is incredible #because it's not like she's the first or last pop artist to have gone through a break up yet somehow she has the GP hanging onto her #every move #that's not accidental #like she's been 'everywhere' in the sense that she's generated so much attention but she's yet to actually be everywhere bc she still hasn' #released the album #gone on tour #preformed on award shows #interviews plus promo tours #there's just so much that she still has to give to keep the hype/attention alive #she's been smart in not overexposing & burning herself with the public so quickly

[opheliaoversteers]

So far i think there have been a total of three (3) times in the past six years I’ve felt semi grateful for spending most of the year in west Texas: the Grand Prairie Cobra, the Arlington Polar Bear, and the Dallas Clouded Leopard.

#ophies thots #arlington polar bear is a meme worldwide now but the gp cobra was a massive meme locally for a while there #who tf just. has a pet cobra here. and why. how #today a clouded leopard got loose from the zoo and no one could find it for most of the day #honestly? really funny how terrible people in dfw are at keeping animals #my mom was alive for the gp cobra and called me crying laughing with updates for days

[ilottthepilot]

what on earth was the idea behind zhou's strategy??

#boy has that 2 pitstops and now has to keep the mediums alive for more than 30 laps??? #singapore gp 2023 #zhou guanyu

[jackhues]

WHO WILLIAM? - PADDOCK PASS, BABY [ PART TWO ]

in which y/n's enjoying playing the part of paddock princess after a... not so great race (bahrain 24)

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y/nhamilton: also @/landonorris i want my bracelet back -> landonorris: no. -> username: lando + stealing y/n's accessories. name a better duo -> y/nhamilton: him giving them back to me

username: i bet her and the williams boys were just talking shit about all of the cars and eating ice cream liked by y/nhamilton

logansargeant: you're welcome for the ice cream! -> y/nhamilton: thank you very much logan, the ice cream was my favourite part of the day -> logansargeant: favorite* -> y/nhamilton: go away you american -> username: is this new? i don't know if i've seen this before -> username: personally i love it

charles_leclerc: where's my ice cream? -> y/nhamilton: you have to be at the williams garage if you want some. george is here too -> georgerussel63: you're supposed to keep it a secret -> username: AHAHAHA- y/n just outing george -> username: i'm gonna miss them next year 😢 -> y/nhamilton: mate, my dad's switching teams. he's not retiring. besides, georgie can't get rid of me if he tried -> georgerussel63: and i HAVE tried -> username: don't even george. we all know you love her liked by y/nhamilton & georgerussel63

mercedesamgf1: our paddock princess out there doing paddock princess things -> scuderiaferrari: enjoy your last season with her! -> mercedesamgf1: 🤕 -> username: poor merc admin just catching strays

maxverstappen1: am i not going to get any credit for pointing out that your hair made a heart? -> y/nhamilton: will you give my dad the 2021 wdc trophy? -> y/nhamilton: for legal reasons, my above comment is a joke. max is aware of this sentiment and the two of us have an ongoing thing where we bring it up at any minor inconvenience. -> y/nhamilton: besides it's his name on the trophy he doesn't care no more -> username: LMAOO y/n got possessed by mercedes pr for a minute liked by y/nhamilton & maxverstappen1

lewishamilton: is this the first time i haven't made the gp dump? i'm offended -> lewishamilton: this is what they mean when they say kids grow up so fast -> roscoelovescoco: i didn't makes the cuts eithers? wow... -> username: lewis commenting from his AND roscoe's account 😭 that man's actually hurt by this -> y/nhamilton: the last slide is literally your feature -> y/nhamilton: roscoe i'm sorry. i've failed you

carlossainz55: 🏎️🏎️ -> y/nhamilton: 🚗🚗 -> username: oh thank god they're still communicating in weird emojis -> username: frr, i was so scared they weren't going to be friends anymore -> username: if y/n and max made it out alive after ad21, i think her and carlos can survive this

alex_albon: that was probably the best ice cream i've had in my life -> y/nhamilton: it's sweeter bcz i'm around

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