#these old men will be the death of me

[strawlessandbraless]

Fellas is it gay to interlock your fingers with your buddy as you straddle him on stage in front of an audience at his request?

#these old men will be the death of me #I don’t know what will give first #my heart of their knees #spn #dean winchester #supernatural #destiel #castiel #deancas #lgbt #misha collins #ao3 #jensen ackles #spn crack #cockles #supernatural convention #spn con

[somnicordia]

feeling very soft after death island... among other things...

#biohazard #resident evil #leon kennedy #chreon #chris redfield #death island #resident evil death island #my art #i love me my old men yaoi

[mwagneto]

they're literally two 50 year old men shyly holding hands and giggling about it and it has me staying curled up in bed screaming and crying for 26 hours and counting

#THEY MAKE ME SO ILLLLL PLSSSSSSSSSSS #me when th me when the old men on my screen 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 me when #ofmd #our flag means death #ed x stede #blackbonnet #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2

[seance]

I'M GONNA SEE MY MAN, 'TIL I GET SATISFIED / for @izzy-hands

#ofmdedit #ourflagmeansdeathedit #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #izzy hands #israel hands #edits #ofmd spoilers #useravia #userbecca #i started this as a tribute to the character and by association my dear avia who knows her faves and her messy old men #but it wasn't supposed to be so angsty i wanted something to cheer you up! forgive me hon gsdgs-d #the absolute chokehold this song has on me carried me away i suppose #no one look to closely at the shade of magenta cause they're inconsistent as hell #but i could talk for HOURS about the intricacies of this dynamic #don't even really care ship-wise #just the absolute queer insanity that is to be stuck in such a vicious cyle of love and loyalty so deep #they turn ugly and they make monsters and you feel those monsters are your responsibility cause 'you and i made him like this' #so you endure!!!!! cause when's a monster not a monster!!!! oh when you love it #and other tragic quotes

[bizarrelittlemew]

#they're so fucking in love #don't look at me i'm getting emotional over these old men again #blackbonnet #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd #our flag means death #ida.stuff

[celluloidbroomcloset]

Just noticed that Ed's hand movement around Stede's neck and shoulders in the Season 1 beach kiss is repeated in Calypso's Birthday, but with important differences.

The first is very much in keeping with the tentative nature of the kiss and their relationship. Ed surprises Stede, they've never kissed before, and he likely doesn't know how it's going to be received. He puts his arms around Stede, but very gently and carefully. There's not much movement to his hand, and then he lets it drop onto Stede's back, rather than cradling his head. It's not leading to sex; it's an expression of attraction and establishing their feelings for each other, and Ed is very gentle and tenuous about it.

He also doesn't push anything too far. He's touching Stede, but he's not holding him, and Stede could pull away if he wanted to.

The second is very much a precursor to sex. Ed moves his hand, finger by finger, up Stede's neck, until his thumb strokes his ear. This is a reciprocal kiss; they want each other, and they're not uncertain about the other's feelings or desires. Nothing about it is tentative; it's escalating the moment, with total consent from both partners.

It's also a deeply protective gesture - Ed has seen Stede tortured and is reassuring himself that Stede is there, alive, in his arms, and he can touch him and keep him safe in a way he couldn't when his arms were tied.

They're not perfect kisses - the first is a little awkward and uncertain, and Ed doesn't move either of his hands much, like he's afraid if he moves, Stede will shatter. It's the beginnings of intimacy. The second is much more intense and physical, more clinging, and the repetition of Ed's hand movement is to bring Stede closer and give them both reassurance. But it's still inherently sweet and loving; this isn't so much "fuck" as "make love."

I love that this show does actually expand on the characters' intimacy with each other and lets their relationship, and how they express their feelings, deepen over time. Little things like the placement of their hands actually change the tone of the scene and show their care for each other in different ways.

Also, they're just really hot.

#also also i just like seeing these two old men kiss #good for them #good job on the part of the intimacy coordinator too #that man’s collar will never be straight again. #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd meta #calypso's birthday #gif #stede bonnet #ed teach #rhys darby #taika waititi #ofmd season 1 #you wrote me a lovely letter

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

I have absolutely no evidence to support this, but I'm 100%, unshakeably convinced that in any modern AU, Stede would text with a ton of emojis (to add character and whimsy) and overuse elipses, and Ed would text in all caps all of the time. So your average conversation between them would look like:

Stede: Hi love...do you want to go to the pier for lunch? 😁🥰😋🏖 They have those hotdogs you like...🌭🌭🌭

Ed: SOUNDS GOOD XX I JUST SAW A SEAGULL

Stede: Buttons...???!!! 😲🤨🌊

#ofmd #our flag means death #you cannot convince me these two weird old men would be texting like hip twenty-somethings

[acianoh]

Gay kissies

#ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #gentlebeard #ed x stede #blackbonnet #ofmd blackbeard #ofmd stede bonnet #manifesting s2 🙏 #my laptop gave up halfway through editing this 💀 #had to start again on my old one #forgot how loud this one is #alright back to drawing old men kissing #it's the only thing keeping me sane #2022 #our flag means death

[mazyb0i]

Autistic lovesick boyfriend surprises adhd touchy boyfriend with a waist hug 💚💙

#solar opposites korvo #solar opposites terry #solar opposites tervo #tervo #tervo fanart #solar opposites fanart #solar opposites #adhd #autism #gay #ooooh they’re so gay #they’re gay like me #I love them to death #I’m so Terry #I’m just a big old Terry #cuddles #couple #gay dad moment #gay men #alien #shlorp

[sketchpng]

You’re always at the scene of the crime..

#art #digital art #fanart #death mark #OLD MAN YAOI #I love me some middle aged men #kazuo yashiki #satoru mashita #yaoi

[themochimadeoftaro]

OUGH MORE OF THEM.

#tsp #the stanley parable #stanarrator #musician au #EHBFSHBSHF THEY ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME #they are so sappy old men #magma and misc

[fromtheseventhhell]

Ned having multiple angry outbursts throughout AGOT, even physically assaulting someone at one point, and still being viewed as the "calm and collected" counterpart to a "feral" Catelyn perfectly encapsulates this fandom's misogyny

#ned stark #catelyn stark #asoiaf #like literally what has Catelyn done to be called feral outside of being angry over the death and destruction of her family?? #she's literally more cool-headed and diplomatic than Ned and HAS to be because she's a woman in a misogynistic society lol #men are allowed to behave and feel however they want and are still given nuance but a woman being angry is where people draw their lines #cause god forbid a woman have emotions that are anything but /soft/ 🙄 #reminds me of people claiming that /I've never seen such anger in a girl/ about Arya is a warning sign when it's literally ye olde misogyny #watching people replicate the misogyny of a feudal society is crazy #/he is so quiet and calm and thinks everything through...a true diplomat uwu/ give me a break

[mossmx]

I need to make Monk gifs, but what really wrecks me is that he *loves* the physical comfort from people, when he can relax enough to accept it... I bet, before Trudy's death, Monk and Leland were more physical, since even after all the trauma Monk still goes for him for physical comfort: hugs, hand touches, just general "please hold me"...

#not me crying about touch starved old men #again #;___; #monk 2002 #adrian monk #like with Trudy we can so clearly see how he loves cuddles and so on #they could have made Trudy the only exception but no <3 #Monk is just cuddly but too anxious about it ;___; #<3 #moss text #and also like #it is obvious that Leland had to accept how much Monk has changed since the mourning #so I wonder if he misses these physical showings of acceptance too... #;__; #it is interesting bc Sharona and Randy only knew Monk after Trudy's death #then there's Ambrose but I don't want to cry even more about these brothers ;_____;

[lavenderpanic]

You know what I'm tired of pretending I don't ship reylo

#thirteen year old me did not get death threats from 40 year old men to just stop shipping them #they're good together #you're nothing #but not to me #i nearly pissed myself the first time i heard those words #reylo #rey skywalker #kylo ren #ben solo

[absolutely-not-my-main-blog]

It’s so hard to explain the appeal Sunny has for me to someone who hasn’t experienced the brain rot themselves because yes, it’s a very funny show, but in a way most people wouldn’t associate with me/my usual interests, so they’re scrambling to reevaluate their perceptions and figure out what exactly about it I do like, and when they try to recommend me “similar” media, they end up honing in on all the wrong things because the thing is they were right the first time about me, this type of humour usually isn’t my cup of tea at all and when other shows do it, it’s never going to hit the same because it’s not the same. People think Sunny is one thing, and sometimes it is, but it’s also a million others. It’s a comedy, it’s a tragedy, it’s a silly show with fun silly jokes and it’s an in depth character study of people with different kinds of trauma, and it never compromises or sacrifices one for the other, it just is. They do all these seemingly wild and ridiculous things, yet they always have a reason. They also make horrible or horrific decisions and do terrible things, but it doesn’t try to justify them, and it’s usually not just for the sake of being horrible (or the creator wanting to have a medium to be horrible.) Most of the time they’re more clueless than cruel, not self aware while the narrative and audience are (or are supposed to be), but more importantly, most of the time, they’re really truly just... human. Even when things get cartoonishly out of hand, they are just so ridiculously painfully flawed and messed up and over feeling and human, it hurts. And it drives me up the wall because yeah they also had an entire episode about finding out who pooped the bed! And any other number of weird ass plots and dick jokes and lists of crimes! But sometimes mixing a little bit of silliness and stupidity among the horrors and vice versa is the most incredibly human thing of all.

But uh... try saying that to a normal person without them looking at you like you’ve grown two heads because idk maybe you have, maybe the radioactive sound waves they emit through your screen while watching the show have finally transformed you, but two heads means two brains, which means more brain power to analyze all the nuance of it, so either way !!!!

#iasip #it’s always sunny in philadelphia #text #anmmbposts #queuing this one for while I’m at work and actually checking to make sure the day is right this time #chewing on drywall #rob mcelhenney melting my brain personally with death rays #I’m killing rcg personally while also kissing them all simultaneously for doing this to me like I’m going nuclear oh my god I hate them #cringe awful old men who I love ugh

[scariercnidaria]

i know theres no overlap between the ofmd and the metal gear fandoms bc the izzyhaters would all kill themselves if they caught a glimpse of the revolver ocelot fanbase. i promise you izzy is not nearly the evillest old queen getting scrunklified and babygirled despite crimes against therapyspeak twitter out here. literally my last war criminal boyfriend hypnotised my other war criminal boyfriend into commiting rpf identity fraud of his own, separate war criminal boyfriend. Among Other Things.

#the whole “v is a medic that ocelot gave dissociative identity disorder to so that he could rpf big boss 24/7” thing #does not register as a barrier to me shipping them. like babe thats the appeal i need these old men to kill each other like rabid dogs #you are going to have to try abit harder to make me condemn edizzy #ofmd #metal gear #edizzy #izzy hands #sorry i simultaneously stopped caring about ofmd the moment it stopped being a toxic old man yaoi iv drip #and also desperately miss the izcourse. at least it made me feel something #revolver ocelot #our flag means death