#these fuckers knowwwww

[bo0zey]

i’m abt to rip my head off i hate not being able to think clearly and creatively

#why do i have to have 3 stories tangled up in my head i try writing physically and typing but they keep getting jumbled #im so frustrated i’m so stupid i’ll never publish anything god fkcifnghfndns Dummy useless #i miss being manic fuck im so irritated and tempted to stop taking the mood stabilizers butttt i knowwwww #i wontttttt bc then i’ll wanna d wordddddddd moreeeee so IM NOT GONNA but FUCK i miss being creative oh my god my mind is just???? buzzing #it’s funny cuz for a while i was like damn where’s my #where’d my lil alters go lol my heads kinda quiet n now everyone’s being loud again and it’s overcrowded n fuzzy i Cannot even Hear myself #think!!!!!!! bc these fuckers!!!! just SHUT UP LMAO if u have nothing constructive to say or helpful for the creative process then stfu #shut up cianna

[pyrovisionary]

those "anime-ifyed" pictures of the mercs + admin are going to make me commit murder, THOSE ARE NOT MY SILLY MOTHER FUCKERS

i knowwwww the fucking heavy one i almost choked laughing at

#talkin

[earthlightsong]

i love fanon docriver SO MUCH like they LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!! and they SAY IT TO EACH OTHER!!!!!! and the doctor dotes on her and calls her pet names and openly cares for her and she does the same and its so wahhhhhhhh

#HE CALLED HER HONEY. #im so emotional over this fic guys you dont even knowwwww #docriver #the fucking bare minimum LITERALLY and im a mess over it. moffatt look what you did to me fucker #i hope you feel bad about how you treated them EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #mine

[kingkatsuki]

I saw the art of bkg you reblogged with the precious meatball boi in it and I-

ALL I WANT IS TO HOLD HIS LITTLE FINGER AND GIVE HIM SO MANY KISSES AND CUDDLE HIM AND CARESS HIM WHILE HE CHILLS ON MY LAP PLEEEEAAAASSSEEEEEE

Him look so squishy n somft hhhhhhh

will forever be a member of the meatball agenda uwu

I knowwwww! Catch me knocking on Seiji’s door late at night making him use his quirk just so I can have a squishy Baku🥺😫😂

Meatball fuckers unite🙋🏻‍♀️

#jo talks

[shoezuki]

Not me shaking the updates account and asking 'why tf would you retweet that? why tf would you retweet that??'

I KNOWWWWW RIGHT ITS LIKE. CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BRUHHHHHHHH

Fuckers come round for like Knowin if techno on someones streams n they get hit w a video sayin bout anythin 'bad' techno coulda done n im p sure its gotten a couple thousands views From That acct at LEAST

#im like. !a #they deleted the retweet tho but. it was Thete #anon #discourse

[tigersharks-moving]

Zlatan... God do you fucking remember how they tried to justify it with "he's just a character he's not real it's fine" and then instantly remade to avoid any criticism

I KNOWWWWW fucker literally had “fiction affects reality you nasties” IN HIS CARRD and was still like “no but it’s okay guys it’s just a drawing!!!!!1! i can think the p*do is hot”

#this guy had a ton of mutuals who were minors too! all of us (me at the time i think) #asks

[skepticalarrie]

just saw your post about the bears and the part about almost failing university bc of them hit me so bad. i swear those fuckers were always tweeting when i was at uni, i had the notifs on for their account and i would freak out so much every time. i spent soooo much class time scrolling through tumblr analysing stuff. it's a miracle i managed to finish my degree through all this madness 😂😂

I knowwwww! Oh god, and I was on my last semester, so it was probably the busiest time of my life trying to manage work, uni, all my final projects... The bears nearly destroyed everything lol I had to step back for a few months otherwise I would definitely not graduate. @ larry I'm going to send you my therapy bill 

#ask

[unsaintedfox-a]

“So dinner was being made… and then I realized the smoke alarm was broken.” ( you already knowwwww )

Delightfully Domestic Starters

Deshi had forbid Malia from ever trying to cook something. After the multiple fires that he had to put out, he had a good reason for denying her something that simple. Which was why he was confused (and worried) when he walked into the apartment only to be pelted in the face with smoke. Malia was standing next to the window with multiple pieces of paper trying to fan the smoke outside.

His mouth had barely opened when she explained. Letting out a frustrated sigh, he closed his eyes tightly as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “How many fucking times do you need to burn down our kitchen for you to finally stop? Also, no shit the smoke alarm doesn’t work. I smoke inside and those fuckers annoy the hell out of me.”

Approaching her with his nose scrunched as the acrid smell of burnt food got stronger. “There’s a reason you’re not allowed in the kitchen, mutt. Did you at least leave the kitchen in one piece or do I have to spend a shit ton of money again to get it redone?”

#cursedvixens #kitsuneanswers; #I CAN FINALLY USE THIS ICON #kitsuneispoofed;

[idkymhere]

This just shows that these fuckers hang out together all the time but wont let us knowwwww

#nialll why #you always post shit #i hate them #i chose the most private people to stan

[harryfeatgaga]

HIIIII PAIGEYYY 😊🤗

HIIIIII 

Anonymous said: fuckkk i would give MY LIFE to see that cheeto fucker behind bars!!!✨✨✨✨✨

I KNOWWWWW

Anonymous said: Does this mean we need to talk about h eating your pussy because👀👀👀👀👀 let’s do it tonight

EKJNFBHHUJNEBFHU

Anonymous said: WE’RE GETTIN HORNY TONIGHT QUEEN SEE YA LATER 🍾

EDJBHFGUEJDHB YAAA

Anonymous said: Paige did you see how much money niall got for his livestream that I believe is being donated right??? I think it’s for crew workers who obviously haven’t been able to work, but it’s incredible

I DID NOT SEE NO 

[iiasha-archived]

I hope this sends BUT for the who would you fight...of course I gotta ask seventeen lol

lmao nice okay so i already wrote a post on who you should fight in seventeen, but on a more personal and realistic basis:

under any circumstances

mingyu i’ve said this many times over but PLEAASE let me get in a fist fight with mingyu i am BEGGING to slam dunk mingyu into the ground at least once in my life god please he’s too much i can’t stand his hot aries ass!!!!!!

EDIT: okay i forgot dumb hoshi over here (ty minghao giggle anon for pointing it out) bc i was so fucking focused on fighting mingyu but yeah i would fight hoshi under any circumstances. he sports the tiger agenda one more time and it is on SIGHT which basically means i’m fighting him 24/7

only verbally

minghao mainly bc he’s a scorpio and i’ve had beef with almost every single scorpio i’ve ever met in my entire fucking life and i just KNOWWWWW i’d probably have beef with minghao and it’d def be over something petty like we’d probably get into a really heated discussion about art or philosophy or some stupid fancy bullshit like that but that’s also why it’d only be verbal bc it’d literally be over like wine and cheese or smth like with minghao we’re classy here you know and also he could probably kick my ass in a real martial arts fight

probably

jeonghan and joshua. while these two don’t actively trigger my fight response like mingyu does jeonghan talks too much bullshit sometimes while existing as a libra and joshua’s sparkly eyes paired with his buff ass arms piss me off just a little too much

jun was kinda hard to place like at first i put him under literally never because as you all know i’m in love with the fucker and then i was like wait. no. that’s exactly why he’s the kind of person i’d probably fight. 

depends on the day

wonwoo and seungkwan. wonwoo is generally on pretty good terms with me but he’s too good looking for his own good sometimes so whenever he acts up he’s gotta go. as for seungkwan i think it’d just be really fucking funny to fight him but that’s exactly why it depends on the day bc it it’d be purely a fun fight you know i don’t think i’d actually fight him seriously bc i know that man has a lot of pent up rage in him and coupled with if he were to start crying. god it’s over for me.

also i’m putting scoups here. originally i had him under literally never bc normally i find him too soft to fight but then i remembered how he was boasting about their new album over weverse and realized actually this is the exact kind of person i need to engage in combat with.

literally never

seokmin because he’s an ANGEL don’t you fucking hurt him. 

woozi, vernon, and dino are here mostly because i just have no real interest in fighting them but i’m not necessarily in like. protection squad for them like i am with seokmin LMAO. they all mind their own god damn business too well though and i gotta respect that 

send me a group and I’ll tell you who I’d fight

#ask game #happysmilebtr #long post

[wheretogofrmhere]

lmao i hope it’s for the announcement only otherwise ‘puta’ would be the new ‘fucker’/‘flicker’ 😂

haha i knowwwww poor niall. cant catch a break!

#Anonymous

[anodyne-sunflower]

The Crown weighs heavy (Ch.19)

Pairing: NeganxReader

Rating: M overall

Chapters: 19/?

A/N: I knowwwww it has been years since I have updated this story. Inspiration has just been way lacking for me in the Negan area :( It’s not the longest but since it has been a while I decided to update it with this anyway.

Masterlist

The sound of voices around you sounded slurred and distant in your muddled state, and all you could do was sink back into the strong arms that carried you off. Your head was pounding, and the wound from being grazed by a bullet was stinging wildly. One day, that’s all you asked, one day to relax and not be in harm’s way. You regretted all those times you ached to be back out here, yet somehow you still weren’t all too willing to go with the saviors. Perhaps it was the day’s events, but you just wanted to be alone. Yet, the comforting warmth of the man carrying you was making you forget everything.

“Sir, do you want-“

“I don’t give a fuck what you do, just look around for the pricks that caused all this goddamn mess.”

The savior nervously nodded at Negan, grabbing his gun and taking a few others with him as he ran off into the thick forest. Negan sighed heavily, cradling your limp body in his arms as he walked to the truck. He ordered Simon and his men to salvage what they could from the supplies riddled across the highway, and he opened the passenger side door to his vehicle. Betraying his usual brash demeanor, he gently placed you on the seat, going so far as buckling you in for safety. You groaned deeply at the pain, eyes screwed shut as you tried to will away your headache.

“Negan…”

The leader of the savior’s glanced at you, scowling at the current situation and mainly your injured state.

“Don’t worry your pretty little self, darlin’. I’ll fucking bash the mother fuckers heads in when we find them.”

The pit of your stomach felt heavy with guilt, and you had to wonder why you’d lie and protect a complete stranger like that. Yet, you were sure if Negan had gotten his hands on Aaron, he’d be a dead man. You simply nodded at him, staying quiet as he closed the door and got back into his seat. He started the truck, waving a hand at Simon as he did a quick U turn and headed straight for the sanctuary.

The movements of the truck made you shift around in your seat, and you fought hard not to give in to your exhausted body. But, you were growing far too tired, and the soft vibrations of the engine were slowly lulling you to sleep. The wheels drove over a pothole, making you fall over, your head softly landing on Negan’s shoulder.

“Hey…” His deep voice fell on deaf ears as you succumbed to the exhaustion you felt. Negan scoffed, gripping the steering wheel tightly as you slept silently next to him, your hair fell over your face, and all he could hear was your soft breathing.

********

“Sweetheart…get the fuck up already.”

You whined softly as someone nudged at your shoulder, and you opened your eyes slowly to see Negan standing next to you outside of the truck. The sound of his men talking behind him made you fully sit up, and you struggled to hold yourself with your arm as you moved to get out of the vehicle. He grabbed your arm, pulling you out of the truck himself when you clearly weren’t able to yourself.

“Come on, Darlin’.”

“Okay…” You grumbled, slightly frustrated with Negan’s persistence. He dragged you along, shouting orders to some of his men along the way. Something wasn’t quite right with him, and he wasn’t even scolding you like you had expected. Sure, you lied about the circumstances of the wreck, and loss of supplies, but you still expected some form of punishment for fucking up even after promising not to.

The doors to the sanctuary opened, and he turned the hallway pulling you up and along the stairs. You tried pulling yourself away from him but his grip was tight.

“Negan, what are you-“

“You’re barely fucking walking on your own, sweetheart. You got fucking blood dripping down your leg, and your face looks like goddamn Lucille got a hold of it. So tell me again how you can fucking do this on your own?”

His tone made you go silent, and you had to wonder if he was actually…but, there couldn’t possibly be anyway he was worried about you. For some reason, the thought of him actually rushing out in the middle of the night to even find you was heartwarming. Had he sat there for hours wondering where you were? Was he adamant that he and his men go find you? You glanced up at him, a soft blush on your face as you continued to analyze this entire situation. Things between you both had been more than confusing lately, and you struggled with trying to define your feelings for the man. He was everything you thought you hated in this world, but now, now there seemed to be somewhat different side to him that you never thought possible.

Negan opened the doors to your bedroom, helping you sit on the couch as he scowled down at you. “You’re developing a habit of disappointing me.”

“It’s not like I flipped the truck on purpose.”

Perhaps you let off a bit more attitude than necessary, but between your illness, and your current injuries you just didn’t have the energy to deal with him being angry. Negan just clicked his tongue at you, resting Lucille on the side of the table as he fished through his jacket pockets. He pulled out an orange bottle, the sound of pills clacking around making you look up at him.

“Antibiotics?...” You opened your mouth, staring in slight shock. “Where did you…”

“Does it fucking matter? You thought you could hide how goddamn shitty you were feeling, sweetheart? You were missing for hours, took a ride to fucking Hilltop, and found out you left, and considering the time of day, you should’ve been back already. Then…” He took a seat on the coffee table, leaning for towards you as he clasped his gloved hands together. “Then I fucking find out you took a different route to get here. Took us 5 hours to find your sorry ass!” With every word his tone grew louder, and you shrank back instinctively into the couch.

“Sorry…”

“You’re fucking sorry?!”

Negan chuckled at that, rubbing his beard as he sighed deeply. “You know you got one hell of a set of balls, sweetheart. Lying to me about the goddamn extent of your illness, taking one of my trucks out there, and then wrecking the holy hell outta it.”

“I already told you-“

“Quiet.”

He threw the bottle of pills into your lap, glaring at you from his seat. That flattered feeling you had before was completely gone by now, and you couldn’t help but be angry with him. Lie or not, it really wasn’t completely your fault. It’s not like you planned to faint, and crash a vehicle full of life saving supplies. What happened to the man who seemed worried not so long ago? Was he only concerned for the items he lost? You gripped the bottle in your hands, biting your lip and looking down at your lap as he continued to scold you like a child.

“You’re not leaving this fucking room. You wanna throw more of your fine ass speeches about trust to me, be my fucking guest, Darlin’. But, you bet your sweet ass you’re not getting out of here.”

He rose from his spot on the table, scoffing down at you as he started to walk away. You never looked back at him, but you still spoke your mind even though your instincts told you not to.

“Just when I started to like you, you go and be a dick like you always are.”

It came out rather scathing, but you didn’t care. It was the truth after all. Every time you thought there was another side to him, he changes that completely.

Negan stopped dead in his tracks, his boots scraping against the floor of your bedroom. He laughed a bit at your nerve, but you could tell he was going through a frustration of his own. “You really love to piss me off, don’t you?”

You groaned as you got off the couch, holding your side as you limped over to Lucille that had still been resting against the table. It was so unlike him to ever leave his precious bat behind, but that only furthered your theory that something was off with him. You grabbed Lucille by her end, struggling to life the heavy bat in your current state.

“Aren’t you forgetting something?”

You lifted his bat towards him, frowning at him as he turned to glare at you. Negan slowly stalked towards you, dark eyes never leaving your defiant gaze. He reached a gloved hand out, grabbing Lucille from your weak grip. You just squinted your eyes up at him, not wanting to back down from the man who constantly gave you headaches. You moved to turn, heading back to the couch to rest but a strong grasp on your arm stopped you. Negan turned you quickly towards him, his arm wrapping possessively around your waist as he leaned down and captured your lips in a hard kiss.

Your eyes widened, and it was as if your heart had suddenly stopped beating. Your mind couldn’t even began to comprehend what he was doing, and your hands were raised up, barely brushing the leather of his jacket. His lips were warm against your own, and if it wasn’t for the confusion and anger you felt, you might’ve actually melted into the kiss, instead you stood motionless not responding at all to his touch. When your senses came back to you, you pushed him off and took a step back staring at Negan in complete disbelief.

@jeffrcy @nohatarek17 @manic-mamma @namelesslosers @deadlywinters @aestheticimagines @happyblondeflower @myrabbitholetoneverland @12noboundaries13 @evangalinerose @miiraal @pinkpinkdonut @xomissi

If any of you stopped keeping up with this and want me to not tag you again please let me know! I would totally understand lol

#negan imagine #negan x reader #twd negan #NeganxReader #neganxyou #negan x you #negan x oc #the crown weighs heavy

[unforecasted-st0rm]

Hey! If I wanna get myself confused, I will 😠 haha Plus there's a reason for me wanting to learn it. I don't think you're that sorry you brought it up :( it's okay, as long as real fuckers don't win it 🙄 Juventus is just a solid defensive team, they didn't crack(my respects to them). Damn, dude your team has a long ass name, 'The Mighty Brighton and Hove Albion(TMBHA def just use that next time)😂 Just curious, who will you cheer on next season, them or Southampton?

Haha go for it 👍🏼😂 Ah really? What reason is that?Loool maybe I'm only a little bit sorry 😉 Yeah I'm hoping Juventus or Athletico win it tbh!I knowwwww it's a bit of a mouthful, but we're worth it 😉 Hmmmm so tough... can I say I want them to draw when they play each other?! But rooting a little more for Brighton, purely because they're my home team, plus I've been to more of their matches!

[harryfeatgaga]

Remember when this fucker send sliced kiwis to the fans outside the snl studio just to end up singing esny??? He’s not going to sing watermelon sugar guys, he’s playing us again BUT I’LL NO LET HIM THIS TIME😠😠 (sdoxizixiz or maybe that’s exactly what he want us to think but then he’ll actually sing watermelon sugar i hate his demonic mind)- beach anon

DFJBHEGHUDFJBHEVGRFHVJ I FUCKING KNOWWWWW GODDDDDD

[harryfeatgaga]

I wish everyone would just discuss in the dms instead of the timeline but they’re too desperate 😭 bc now I’m intrigued A MONTH EARLY with no Google drive and I’m down bad. fuckers! MAY 20 CANCELLED

I FUCKING KNOWWWWW GODDDDDDD people just want clout and its so stupid and now people are tweeting lyrics and which songs they love and shit its like SHUT UP!!!!!!!