#these are obscenely large

[andy-clutterbuck]

4x03 | Isolation

#hey nice face #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S4 #these are obscenely large #do i care #no #that bottom lip is illegal #even in the apocalypse #bless all the lines on your face #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #today is not that day #even his adams apple is nice #i hate myself

[t00thpasteface]

still very homesick for a lot of little things, like how my brother will just walk into me like i'm a skyrim npc whenever he needs something i'm standing in front of bc he has 50+ pounds on me and knows he can just tip my skinny ass over like a 5'7" telephone pole

#i also miss us communicating largely by flipping the bird and shouting obscenities. not a great habit to lapse into here on campus #a little nightblogging as a treat after only drawing commission work all day #art #sketch #comic #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #batfam

[percys-lemons]

some pics of led zeppelin that i have not seen before somehow and are AMAZING???

#BOBERT IN THE FIRST ONE OH MY GOD #also that obscenely large rickenbacker amp in the second #they're so cute in that one #aaaaa i love these ok #led zeppelin #robert plant #jimmy page #john bonham #john paul jones

[bonefall]

Are there any changes to Smokepaw (ShadowClan Apprentice in TNP) in BB? He is my all time favourite Warriors character for literally no reason, he existed twice, the second time to fall off a cliff and die, but I love him. I feel like he was a huge waste of potential, in that first time he appeared I thought of Blackstar as a sort of parental figure to him. Think like Firepaw and Bluestar, maybe? Or maybe more like Firepaw and Yellowfang? I'm sure that was just me serious projecting onto like less than a page of screen time, but I am so attached to him. I even made an AU where there was a conveniently placed river that swept him away to the Sundrown Place where he was taken in by Midnight.

Does BB have anything for my little guy?

Smokefall! Given an obligatory Sardonic ShadowClan name after he fell off a cliff and forced the entire journey to halt in its tracks for almost a month!

because shadowclan is like, ridiculously small and the family tree is a brick, Smokepaw (TNP), Smokepaw (Field Guides), and Smokefoot (Po3) are reworked. SmokeFALL survives, Smokepaw is now BILLOWCLOUD, and Smokefoot is SMOGFOOT.

Smog and Smoke are siblings. Billowcloud is not related to them.

Anyway, Smokepaw got REALLY hurt in that fall, but did survive

A (currently unpicked) Tribe cat actually climbed all the way down to get him. He had to be carried the rest of the way.

But once safe, he really couldn't move or else jeopardize his recovery. That, paired with a lack of travelling rations and a few pregnant cats close to delivery halted the Journey.

But Smokepaw still got ribbed relentlessly for "holding everyone up." Poor guy. ShadowClan humor.

Talonpaw got really close to him in that time. In fact, a LOT of cats developed close bonds in this "intermission," including many of the cats who would ultimately support Mudclaw's claim in WindClan.

Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost, as well.

In general, this is a really important hiatus because it's adding some PIVOTAL breathing room for cats to bond free of Clan divisions.

Clan Culture is never really the same after this. It's a change a long time coming.

He is also one of Birchfall's friends. This entire apprentice/kit generation has a very odd view on Clan divisions, because the Destruction of White Hart and the subsequent journey were so formative.

It was actually Smokepaw's "idea" to make Paw Soup. It came from a suggestion towards some WindClan apprentices, that they should try to make an ancient gumbo recipe that hadn't been seen since the start of Heatherstar's campaign.

Birchkit and his big bro Spiderpaw butted in, RiverClan apprentices didn't want to be left out, and the rest is history.

They never did make that gumbo but they made something new.

At the Lake, he also prevents Talonpaw from dying to Jacques and The Dreaded Susan. By also getting his ass beat.

(But that's probably gonna be offscreen because im not dedicating several chapters to it like canon when theres a civil war that should be in focus)

Smokefall becomes the next Educator of ShadowClan, and the mate of Talonclaw. Eventually Smogfoot surrogates a kit for them-- probably Pinenose.

The couple shows up at various points throughout Po3 and OotS as very important friends of Birchfall, and general friendly faces in ShadowClan which is a major ally through the arcs.

Sadly, though, they meet a gruesome and tragic end in AVoS. The Kin is a cult, and once it takes power, it immediately targets the one who teaches history. Smokefall. Talonclaw refuses to abandon his mate.

His position is taken by the infamous Berryheart, who is the educator through TBC. He is survived by several grandkits through Pinenose-- Slatefur, Puddleshine, and Happyface.

#BB!Smokefall #BB!Talonclaw #Better bones au #an obscene amount of cats are going to die to the Kin #in canon shadowclan has too many mass death events and not enough cats to actually get through them all #but for BB I'm like.. prepping for it #And to BEGIN with ShadowClan is RIDICULOUSLY small #Like. Obscenely small. And in the modern era it only got large because two queens produced an insane amount of children #It's essentially 3 families it's fucking baaaaaddd #So like. Even if I didn't want to save Smokepaw I NEEDED him because this is ridiculous #But I did want to. Because I like him. And I don't like that most of the TNP deaths are shadowclan for like no reason

[link-sans-specs]

Peeka-blue 💙

(Not showing the whole thing yet, but y'all deserve a little bit of a tease.😏)

Mythical Society

Link's New Tattoo Reveal

#mythical society #link neal #link avec specs #ocean blues #peekaboo #new tattoo #houseplants tattoo 🌱🌿 #this is just a taste #it is quite large #and very beautiful #and not yet finished #it's going to be absolutely stunning #his shoulders are obscene #whew 🥵 #my edit

[dinosquad-enjoyer]

hc buzz is the poorest member of the dinosquad member (i dont mean like family is poverty stricken poor i mean like he himself has like 2 dollars)

the receipts:

1-in that one episode where caruso loses rump and doesnt want to ask for help buzz is mentioned multiple times to be on his “day off” and no one wants to bother him, this is something we never hear about anyone else having, which leads me to belive he not only has a job since if it was a day off from dinosaur shenenagins they would probably all take days off, but it HAS to be a shitty one if its going to be that serious. In my experience at least, people who work a lot (whether thats to save up or blow their entire paycheck on legos or sum) take their limited days off like theyre the last theyre ever going to get (bc they likely are for the next month), behavior that is seen in buzz in that ep. Bro literallt makes himself unavailable until it becomes a life or death situation (i think) and i love that for him. But still goes to show that he ia likely workinf like that for those sweet sweet minimum wage job dollars

2-he is completely ready, no hesitation, no thoughts at all to assist in the ruining of christi crash’s repuation for 50 dollars. 50. Dollars. That will not even buy you a full tank of gas, what was he cooking ???

#dino squad #dinosquad #Buzz dinosquad #Mr. Neil buzzmati out here beinf a little too relatable sometimes #Im convinced his checking is like 67 cents #Debatable obscenely large or pathetically smalll savings balance #I may take a poll

[ventiswampwater]

u ever just picture all ur blorbos in a room milling around like awkward coworkers @ a christmas party

#I love how all of mine would dislike each other. adore that sm #sam speaks #does anyone remember those big ass multifandom character memes on deviantart. #the ones u had 2 click into bc they were so fuckin obscenely large #and u had to make a list of like. ten of ur favorite characters #and then each question put random assortments of them together like #number 6 gives number 2 something. what is it? #number 3 attempts to blow up number 7's house!!! are they successful? #number 1 and number 8 are playing mario kart. who wins? #fjdkjfjrldjdksjsks we should bring those back

[cardentist]

Context: [Link 1, Link 2]

the conversation about how we talk about marginalized men aside, this really is just inherently flawed from a conceptual level.

if you take a character that embodies traditional femininity as dictated by gender norms and you make that character a man that is, quite literally, Inherently subversive of those gender norms.

if you took cinderella and you made her a man that would Easily open up the opportunity to explore and comment on gender, gender roles, And cinderella as a character.

the framework assumes masculinity as non-subversive when the reality is that the form of masculinity that is accepted is highly specific and easy (and Necessary) to challenge.

#discourse #sexism #transandrophobia #thinking my thoughts #shinji ikari was written to intentionally subvert other (largely male) protagonists in the genre #and while I won't say that shinji is a paragon of gender non-conformity #I Will say that there's a reason why people gravitate towards headcanoning him as trans #both in terms of trans masc and trans fem #he's not so much a textually feminine character #as he is an intentional choice to Not embody a very hypermasculine ideal for characters who act as protagonists in the genre #and you know what? #A Lot Of People Hate Him For It #a character that I wouldn't call textually gnc is (nevertheless) singled out as not performing masculinity to the standard that he should #and that failure to depict a male power fantasy is translated into a hatred for the character #I do definitely understand that the hatred that women get in fiction is obscene #but I Do think it's worth baring in mind that people couldn't even handle when shinji ikari was scared

[mataglap]

I swear I didn't specifically pose him to look like he's about to start a striptease routine. I just looked away and back at him and there he was, like that,

#bg3 #bg3 tav #tavlen #the large paladin #and his obscene painted-on pants #there are bets being made on when the pants finally burst at the seams #tfw the paladin wears a garment that immediately reveals whether he tucks left or right #how does he sit in these #inquiring minds want to know

[h-i-raeth]

Is it terrible of me to want there to be an animatic for Otto Van Von Veen?

#obviously a minimum large chunk of it of it would have to be comically censored #campaign: skyjacks #sorry one of my quiet pleasures is songs that are genuinely charming/catchy/etc and yet beyond obscene so of course OVVV #has got me going 'but what if' at an animatic with a talking cat offering a comically censored pile of people a glass of water #gesturing at a pull-down projector screen with consent=sexy written on it. carrying a stack of pizza boxes. #etc. I Just Think It'd Be Fun

[wellthatschaotic]

oh and earlier today we got a free ice cream by. being nice regularly

there's a culvers not too far from work (like a street and a building away. pretty close) so we walk there pretty much every break. sometimes we get chicken nuggets sometimes just a water cup (fun fact they don't actually watch you fill it to make sure it's water. fun fact number 2 sprite is clear and you can't really tell the difference through the lid and straw. fun fact 3 even if they did notice chances are they're not getting payed enough to care) and sometimes we get ice cream (technically it's frozen custard i guess but. ice cream) and today we walked over for our 2nd break and since during our 1st break we had chicken nuggets i decided to get an Ice Cream so i go up and order and take the money out of my wallet and she just goes "oh you're good" and i see her clear it from the register. i guess she recognized me as "polite guy who comes in pretty regularly" and decided to reward me i don't know but it absolutely made my day :)

#it wasnt even a small ice cream either it was a medium (the sizes go mini small medium so medium is essentially a large) #(although they do have a Large size that isn't on the menu that's obscenely huge) #almost $6 of ice cream. im still so happy #chaos chitters

[arctic-hands]

Very grateful that with one kink with my neuro-ophthalmologist aside (he told my neurologist that instead of a shunt I should get bariatric surgery, but then at my next appointment when I started to bitch him out the apologized and told me my No was enough reason for him to drop the issue), none of my many doctors in Baltimore have ever given me grief for being fat, and in fact every time I do lose weight (unwillingly) they go into panic mode like they're all doing now with this duodenum mystery

#the one time in Maryland i ever got medical flak for being fat was when i went to an urgent care in Brooklyn Park #it wasn't even the doctors who told me it was a scale that automatically printed out that i was ONE pound into obesity range #which like. what the fuck why would any medical professional have a scale like that that's obscene #and it DID trigger disordered eating for about 6 months until coming across an ED discussion here on tumblr miraculously knocked some sense #into me #anyway having it on record that I've been sick all my life means my docs know that I've never been able to exercise without hurting myself #and I'm on so many meds that are constantly being switched around and i have so many conditions that will flare at random #and thusly my weight at any given time is largely meaningless except when i plummet so much do fast like right now #anyway #weight loss tw

[otter-pup]

how do you feel about using objects as placeholders for toys. like fucking a good boy with the wide end of a bottle

YESSS object insertion beloved.

#I’m not super into like obscenely large objects. but I do enjoy it #just nothing without a flared base for anal. never. not even in fantasy idc it’s an ick tbh #puppytalk #nsft

[pregtboy]

generic but what about a boy planning for a small family only to find out he is really only capable of carrying litters? six babies on his first try, and after that he’s too obsessed with how that felt to stop. three years in he’s nearing the end of his fourth pregnancy, about to add another twelve to his family of twenty-five, and he’s already planning to convince his boyfriend to knock him up again

YES this is exactly the stuff i was talking about

going from a father of zero to a father of almost forty in three short years, plus in the span of those four pregnancies his litter size doubles... imagine where he'll be at if he continues this pattern through all his fertile years 💕 he can't imagine a life more rewarding than growing his family as big as he possibly can

#txt #ask #mine #pregnancy kink #tmpreg #boy #multiples #sextuplets #dodecuplets #constant preg #big family #just having more and more and more kids and being so focused on making his family obscenely large #within a few short years he goes from wanting a small family to thinking his family is too small and needing to make it bigger

[wastehound-voof]

I saw the man who all the furry artists use as a reference model for short fat guys packing a huge hog.

#obscenely large package just swaying in gray Champion shorts #I’m just trying to buy bread and vitamins #rein that horrific beast in buddy

[gummishark]

krita brush test. i really like this brush but its hard to control and it kind of hurts my wrist to have to draw so lightly. i want to do something with it though

#yaps #max drawz #the setup: draw with a sensitive brush at an obscenely large size really lightly so you get more line variation.