#there for he's more of a prick

[mikrotyalm13]

there could be grammatical errors here 'm sorry i wrote this at like 2am. there's a pretty brief mention of fingering but overall vague description of getting hot'n'bothered & dicked down while watching at yourself through the eyes of a godly creature in a form of a.. i dunno? hypnosis? anyways have fun :З

he hovers over you in the deafening silence of the empty room, his palms holding your face. the eyes on his little wings slowly roll back and close as the feathers twitch faintly... the sight would be haunting for anyone else, but not for you. finally, he bares his countenance and whispers:

"let me into your mind."

and with a simple nod of your head, you let him in. you let him see through your eyes, and in return, he lets you see through his own. he loves to get inside your head, making you watch how he gets you worked up. your mind already left your body by now, but you can still see and feel yourself. even if there's not a single though in your head, just a white noise in the background, you can still feel how he presses his whole body against yours while his hands roam all over your smaller frame. it's suffocating, yet somehow hypnotizing.

you know you're not helpless right now, you can snap back to reality at any point. he doesn't want to overwhelm you too much or do something you wouldn't be comfortable with. but you choose to sink deeper anyway, further into his touch, allowing yourself to be vulnerable and exposed to the creature before you.

he takes it slow at first, allows you to watch how he stretches your pretty cunt with his fingers. the look on your face, combined with your dilated pupils, was so feverishly mesmerising. timid, but so shameless and obvious in expressing your own desires and needs, you writhe weakly on your bed, lips parted in a silent plea that doesn't go unnoticed by gavriil.

by the time he's done with you and carefully leaves your conscience, he's already admiring you from above again. your hair, now messy and tangled, your flushed, sweat-soaked skin. there's nothing more pleasing to him than helping you come back down from your high. as if it wasn't him who stripped you away from every bit of your guilt and shame, ravaging you so intensely immediately afterwards, he gazed at your face with such an affectionate look in his eyes. everything about you felt so raw and real to him.

everything felt right.

#microtya's kids #just out there. casually fucking the unknown #i imagine it would feel like a massive fever dream idk #or a home video. but you know. with skipping the step of actually recording it #this idea is two years old btw #oh gods i'm thrusting over my character non stop for over two years #yeah i'm not getting a gf any time soon. #monsterfucker #monster fucker #monster x human #monster boyfriend #monster lover #monster smut #teratophillia #god x human #he's more of an annoying prick than a god imma be honest

[izharmilgram]

the little thorn. draw me after you by @toast-ranger-to-a-stranger, read chapter 55! <3

#vampire harry potter #a little thorn voldemort will prick himself with again and again because he can't get enough #the rosebush #he'll give as much as harry is willing to take #and then he'll push harry to indulge more #satisfied little thorn? any further command of me? #the inherent queereroticism of drinking your lover's blood #draw me after you (let us run) #harry james potter #lvhp #harry potter fanart #tom riddle #tomarry #harrymort #hp fanart #tom riddle x harry potter #tomarrymort #dmay fanart #fanfic fanart #tomarry fanfic #tomarry fanart

[underfell]

pls tell me ANYTHING abt chroma why is he so HOT

Chroma is Chrome's Undertale counterpart- because Chrome is originally an Underfell boss monster, I thought it'd be funny if Undertale would have an evil edgy design, if that makes sense.

He's a music sensation, overly confident asshole, 0 friends , ex royal guard- the whole 9 yards. He would only play gigs at grillbys at midnight. (or whatever form of midnight there is). He's constantly thinking about how everything about his existence feels wrong, in UT. Most of his songs are about this. but everyone who listens to it thinks he's longing for someone he used to know. :J.

The cherry on top is that he's inspired by this song.

#i am in need of fleshing out chrome more i realize LOL #really hes just a lonely guy thats kind of a prick #cant shake the feeling chroma is “ chrome if he served cunt” its ruining me

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney. He is smirking and tapping a finger to his right temple, facing to the left. A bubble from off to the left shows a small image of Phoenix Wright looking annoyed and holding his middle finger up in Edgeworth's direction. End description.]

Playing Ace Attorney again and Edgeworth is the worst <3

#miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #ace attorney #my art #forgot that you get to tell edgeworth hes a prick after he pulls out the updated autopsy report #they should let you tell the prosecutors to go fuck themselves more often

[sunriseinorbit]

i am normally a tvtropes enjoyer and defender but this specific section of akechi's character page makes me want to commit atrocities

#i'm bored at work so maybe i'll make a longer post about it but while there are parts of this that are true it's framed in a way that just #totally misses the point because there is so much more to it than 'he's a selfish prick who let power get to his head' #hannah.txt #persona #persona 5 #goro akechi

[spywhitney]

How I sleep knowing I'll never trust anyone that hates Sydney but worships Richie:

#the bear #the bear fx #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #richie jerimovich #jk kind of #well on days I don't see or think about Sydney haters #under every damn comment section in this fandom is someone saying Sydney didn't take accountability #like I know we all have our biases but yall are really shameless about it #Sydney scored A LOT of Ws for The Beef AND The Bear #but one time she makes a mistake and justifiably walks away from a toxic work environment she's the devil #Richie worked at The Beef for years and Sydney did more for it in what less than four months than he did #on top of being a prick to Sydney in particular because she was changing things he wanted to keep the same #to the detriment of the restaurant but also everyone #and overall being unpleasant to Carmy #Nat and anyone that didn't find him funny or interesting or like his bs #pre-Forks Richie reminds me of those types of people that only listen to people that like them #and I love that because it's realistic to some ppl #I do like Richie #it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth knowing there are people that hate Sydney #ignore her accomplishments only to raise up Richie #in the same breath when the actual show is showing you what's up #like you'd think there were different versions of the show with how these two are perceived #I get this weird need to defend Sydney when people shit on her because I wonder how often said people treat the Sydneys of the world #but that aside #In Fishes Richie mentions something about wasting potential at the beef #In Ceres it's implied he called the popo on the dealers after Sydney deescalated a situation Richie previously dealt with #in an unorthodox manner #he recognised he needed to change but still was an arsehole to the one person who was facilitating that change effectively Sydney #this show is great but people denying what they're seeing on their own screens is crazy

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

thinking about... Bill in his 20s again..

#look at him #ive decided he gained weight in uni he lost in the 70s #cus he was his most comfotable then and i like being able to visually represent that #hes genuinley just happy the :) isn't fake yet my god #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #fazgoodles #eye contact #he was still a prick dw he was just a bit more chill about it

[emisnt2]

white noises

#Rewatching s3ep7 and i forgot how much i enjoy Takenaka lmao. I need to draw him more hwehe #hes such a prick i love him #his backstory is sad tho :') #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #mob psycho season 3 #mp100 fanart #mp100 season 3 #takenaka momozou #mp100 takenaka #momozou takenaka

[hesherehesthere]

roy loves them both dearly he’s just kinda bad at showing it sometimes

#ted lasso #royjamiekeeley #roy kent #keeley jones #jamie tartt #also roy is wearing dark heather charcoal to make keeley (and jamie) pop #i draw sometimes #I think I need to draw keeley by herself bc I’m not sure I quite got her energy #when Jamie is being A Prick™️ is when Roy fights it most #he pretends he doesn’t like it but secretly thinks it’s endearing #but he can’t let Jamie know that or he’ll be even more insufferable

[yourlocaltreesimp]

please bear with me for the next request, i’m making a whole bunch of shit up

me rn:

#thats just a theory #A courage is a more nuanced character beyond just flirting with women #today in this essay I will analyse *why* exactly he’d act in such a manner #or he’s just a prick #linked universe #legend of zelda #linkeduniverse

[jopzer]

jamie tartt it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once threw apples with in papa’s orchard

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #my art #this is the first time i've drawn him and he fucking kicked and bit me the whole time. #prick. i love you. #i don't think i got the mouth quite right but i need to study him some more #art #digital art #fan art #anyway i'm a ted lasso guy now. sorry fellas. i didn't anticipate it either

[zarophod]

i cant wait for ofmd season 2 it’s genuinely going to be one of the most life changing experiences ever i need it NOW

#i need more izzy hands #give me israel hands rn #I NEED HIM IN MY HANDS!!!! #i need to see that gay little bastard again #he’s gonna kiss a man in s2 i can feel it in my bones #that repressed prick doesn’t now what’s coming… #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands

[spacecatdet]

Not people calling for Iskall and Welsknight to be removed from HC cause they "aren't playing and taking up spots on the server" as if Mr. Mumbo Jumbo hasn't been on a break this whole time Or better yet the fact that its a friend server where they are all friends who have fun. No one ever said there were limited slots, they just like being there with one another lmao. Some people are so freaking entitled to content creators that they seem to forget they are people

#hermitcraft #Let the hermits play what they want #people are such assholes #The fact iskall said he got violent threats is wild #if they want more hc thats not how you go about it #the comments in question were either flagged or removed but I got to see some of them #and man the person was an entitle prick #not sure who they expect to be added to hc when it literally doesn't work the way they think

[catmanbowser]

Jock 4 jock

Skater x jock

Idk take your pick

#tim drake #kon el #dc #catman's art #good morning lol #i have too many assignments but my head’s full so i need to draw something else #so have these two #tim drake has always been a skater jock #kind of prick that would skate to your place and takes you to some expensive ass dining place for no goddamn reason #oh wait one reason. he’s rich #kon’s just kon #regular ass kent farmer boy but he’s also a jock #wow #what am i saying here idk ok its 7 am i have a lot in my mind i havent slept since yesterday #reminder to useyour own fucking tags bcs if i see one more person tagging shit with my personal shit you are in the block blaster 5000 row

[jewishbarbies]

the comments on this are full of people shitting on Joe and buying into the pathetic “he’s jealous” cop out, and it’s so fucking pathetic.

“he got used to the homebody taylor that was happy hanging out in a cabin with him and not going anywhere high profile” sooo he liked taylor better when she was a normal person and not Taylor Swift the business? when she was just a person and not some greedy, fame obsessed celeb that needs praised by the masses 24/7? wow, what an asshole, amiright? 🤡🤡🤡

high profile restaurants ARE stupid!! award shows ARE stupid!! he’s not fucking wrong!! if taylor wants this A lister, millionaire lifestyle then why the fuck did she date him knowing he didn’t?? why are we so obsessed with Joe falling in love with the person she claimed to be and being upset when she switched it up, and not holding taylor accountable for once again acting like the victim in a situation SHE orchestrated? you can’t brag about being a “mastermind” and then complain when it makes you look good to act stupid.

#g talks #anti taylor swift #swifties dni #more and more #every ‘source’ detail just corroborates the obvious #and people keep falling for this bullshit #taylor: it happened bc I made it happen 💅🏻 #also taylor: omg you guys he was so controlling and I was so stifled bc he didn’t like who I am when I’m in the spotlight #swifties: that jealous prick!! #🤡🤡🤡 #mine #/mobile #/okay to reblog

[thespineoftherighteous]

aftg au where everything is exactly the same but instead of knives Andrew carries around a bat

#picture: andrew just walking around with a bat slung between his shoulders #picture: Aaron knowing when/how to duck like it's a sixth sense #(picture: Nicky STILL not knowing when/how to duck) #picture: Andrew tapping people on the shoulder with it when he wants their attention #picture: Andrew just leaning on it casually the short fucking prick #picture: everyone knows that when he puts his hand on his bat Like That‚ he's telling you that you're looking more and more like a pinata #and brother im about to start swinging etc etc #it is Highly impractical and takes any elegance out of the knives #no buts. this is great #aftg #andrew minyard #mine aftg