#thems the breaks

[zoe-oneesama]

New Kid on the Block~

Episode 45 Part 14

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#listen listen #i know a lot of you had other 'guesses' #but I have to make the powers work in the right settings so #yea other powers could work here but the goat *can't* work in OTHER places #thems the breaks #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #reverser #marc #marc anciel #caprikid #episode 45 part 14

[feybeasts]

"hey fey, why are you so good at taurs?"

so, confession time,

#fey's art #c:lena #I think her name would be “Story Flow” or something like that #i dunno man you follow enough people who draw the funny horses #you draw funny horses again sometimes #thems the breaks

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

Also, the fact that Mike Flanagan pulled in several actors who have been on the CW just goes to show the absolute gold mine of talent the network totally wasted.

#fall of the house of usher #breaks my heart #but hey #whats done is done #thems the breaks

[virgilisspidey]

some of my readers: *wondering when Two Souls is gonna update*

Me:

#hazbin hotel #thems the breaks pal #thems the breaks #rottmnt two souls #fun fact i put this on anonymous BAHAHAHAHHAHAA I WAS SCARED

[heartscrypt]

Do you have any headcanons for transfem Riddle

OH BOY DO I EVER. sorry this is going to be a HELLISH long post i have been saving all my thoughts

- before riddle realizes she's a girl she does the thing of like. "mother i want to be like you" and mimicks her mother a lot (this is because her mother is the only female figure in her life and riddle doesn't Actually want to be her mom she wants to be what her mom Is which is a WOMAN). her mother, being an overbearing control freak, is far too pleased by this (because she enjoys the idea of a child who is a second version of her)

- never goes as far as trying to wear her mother's dresses or putting on her mother's makeup because touching her mother's personal items feels like a death sentence regardless of how badly she wants to dress up. instead settles for encouraging her mother to buy them matching clothing so that riddle can dress a little more femininely while also flying under the radar

- she realized she was a girl around the time she started sneaking out to see chenya and trey. mostly because they would start talking about themselves when they were playing. chenya especially has always been ambiguously gendered even as a kid (and occasionally i think of trey as transmasc) so they were kind of her gateway to the concept of "you don't have to be the gender you were assigned at birth"

- she grew up with a very black and white view of gender though so she initially refused to come to terms with the fact that she was transfem when chenya + trey brought it up as a possibility. denied it adamantly and insisted that maybe it wasnt true for them but She was confined to the gender she was at birth despite however she felt

- in response chenya just started referring to her using she/her anyways. lol. sending this girl into a crisis by using her proper pronouns before she even comes to terms with the fact that those are her proper pronouns

- approached the subject of wanting to be a girl Once with her mom. her mom reacted like ?what and riddle got scared and immediately backed down

(note: this is because riddle is terrified of her mom's reaction to literally Anything that doesn't fit her vision of what riddle Should be, not necessarily because riddle's mom is transphobic. it's an easy route to say she's transphobic since she's. You know. The Worst. but i have to remind you all that you can be a shitty person even if you're not transphobic and also i think transphobia hcs in fictional universes where transphobia could plausibly not exist are cornyyyy boooooo why would you want transphobia to exist in canon /hj)

- socially transitioned as soon as she came to nrc. like marched up to crowley's office as soon as freshman orientation was over and demanded to change her gender on all school documentation. girl relax its been like an hour

- has not had the means to medically transition yet (her mother has complete control over her medical records) but has been researching the effects of hrt on her own time. it's part of her "studies to be a medical mage" (wink)

- in her freshman year she's still not used to being socially out despite having charged into it at full speed so. she uses heartslabyul rules as a cover of sorts so she can justify to herself things like putting on eyeliner and wearing heels (because that's tradition for the heartslabyul housewarden, not because she wants to. Obviously). fighting invisible demons

- the last time trey saw riddle was when she was still trying to fit into her assigned gender at birth so she's so incredibly nervous meeting him again this time with the knowledge that she's a girl. she knows he'll be accepting because hes. Trey. but it still feels strange. however he is her biggest supporter 🔥🔥🔥 one of her first gender euphoria moments is when he introduces her to cater as one of his childhood best friends and uses the correct pronouns the entire time while referring to riddle's past closeted self. she nearly cries

- deuce (cis) is way too enthusiastic about being an ally. he wears his he/him pronoun badge with pride. addresses riddle as ma'am. drinks his respect women juice. maybe puts a little Too much emphasis on riddle being a lady to the point where riddles like Ok this is too much.

- riddle and vil are baby transfem + elder transfem solidarity. this is honestly just canon if you read the halloween riddle vignette. but im gonna take it one step further and say vil helps riddle gradually feel more comfortable with her identity without feeling the need to justify her actions with some arbitrary rule. also instructs her on how to do makeup because riddles never done anything like that pre-nrc

- cater (genderfluid, loves to experiment on both sides of the gender spectrum when it comes to fashion) definitely regularly insists on taking riddle out to buy cute clothes and dresses. riddle bristles at the idea of being so frivolous when the only thing she Needs to wear at nrc is the uniform but she actually finds herself enjoying the little outings. after they go shopping they'll go to a nice cafe so that riddle can get a cute sweet treat and cater can post it on his magicam without actually having to consume anything sweet himself. they are friends :')...

- ohhhh thinking about their shopping trips is so </3 i love them so much. riddle has old lady fashion taste (tfw your middle aged mom is the only female figure in your life for 16 years and all she wears is dresses that look like theyre from the 17th century) and cater is just a little appalled. says the clothes riddle picks out aren't even vintage they're just Old. riddle retorts that the clothes cater picks out make no sense style-wise. she thinks things like crop tops and ripped jeans are stupid as a concept ("where's the rest of the shirt?" and "why would you want to buy damaged pants?" are common questions cater must endure when shopping for any type of modern fashion with riddle around)

- ace (transmasc guy) likes to torment riddle with gender-affirming misogyny. it's a joke that it is only funny to him. like he'll go "girls 🙄 all they do is nag" (he says its funny because he used to be a girl ok he's allowed to say that) whenever riddle starts bossing him around and riddle gets sooo fucking madhdDGDHHFH

#twisted wonderland headcanons #twst headcanons #twst #twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #jamie talks #txt post #the public forum #holy shit this is fucking LONG #sorry guys. if they didn't want me to post paragraphs about transfem riddle they shouldn't have made her transfem #idk what to tell yall #thems the breaks

[rosemirmir]

If there's anything I've learned: If you are remotely interested in any form of Japanese media, you will eventually find yourself in the realm of tokusatsu.

Prepare for this inevitability. All roads will lead you to the toei rock quarry at some point

#into anime? manga? games? musicals? music? j-dramas? have a seiyuu you like? an actor you like? #doesn't matter what it is because there always will be the one thing #for me that one thing was ankh's actor portraying one of my favorite anime characters of all time (captain harlock) in a musical #and now i am here #thems the breaks #linky posts

[inkyquince]

... wren is the type to stick his thumb into your mouth as he fucks you. Just casually presses in as he holds you down as he fucks ya. No matter the gender, he gonna call you his pretty princess who deserves a treat.

Something about Wren not caring what gender you are at all, and telling his friends that they're gonna have to be real nice if they want some pussy from a princess

#i have awoken from a lemon and honey lozenge stupor #my inbox is full and so is my brain #but #i have to start packing to move to scotland #so uh #thems the breaks #or something #wren the smuggler #nsft

[tildexart]

its amazing how one bad relationship can ruin your future friendships and how you communicate with others

did you know that i don’t talk as vibrantly as i used to, because you taught me that enthusiasm was pointless? did you know that i have to shut down half of the conversations im in because they relate to something you said? how many topics i avoid because you ruined it for me? how i cant talk about the music i like without making myself into a joke because you belittled it in front of me? in front of others? how i cant listen to my friends vent or discuss heavy topics because of the pressure you put on me to carry your burdens? how i wait to reply to others because whats the point, ill end up waiting days for a response anyway? how new messages are overwhelming because what if its you, giving me bad news again? how i struggle to listen to others talk about their interests because you never cared for mine? how my friends hanging out with others without me makes me sick because you would leverage that against me?

how i struggle to tell a friend i love them because you just had to ruin that too?

how that, even now that youre gone i still see you everywhere? and it makes me feel ill.

idk. its just wild how easily people can fuck up each others lives, intentionally or not.

#dont rb or comment on this to give me sympathy #im posting this in hopes that others can relate #vent post #tw vent #cw vent #tilda rambles #honestly this is less of a vent and more of a way to explain to my friends why i am the way i am #long story short #get out of a toxic friendship as soon as you see the cracks start to form!! #and to my current friends #im still healing so if my side of the conversation sounds awful #its cause i stil have to distance everything from Them #thems the breaks

[ruiniel]

the more a fem!OC bothers you for being thirsty or assertive the longer that smut chapter will be

#thems the breaks

[revelpleasure]

on the flip side praise + worship on THEM… making them whimper and moan as i tell them that they’re perfect and absolutely wrecking them oh so gently and treating them like the prince they are… they would look so pretty grasping the sheets while i kiss every inch of their skin and tell them how much i adore them

#💫 #worship kink. #praise kink. #cannot be vulnerable without making them flustered in turn #thems the breaks

[leohtttbriar]

"Goblin Market" by Christina Rosetti

#the sapphic ship doesn't work if you can't put the goblin market over it #thems the breaks #samtory

[cubecast80]

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#gay test: are you watching dhmis? yes? you are gay. #thems the breaks #dhmis

[cephalopodsquad]

seth is almost medically cleared! which means someone is def attacking him tonight

#wwe #thems the breaks #wwe lb #ec lb #elimination chamber 2024 #elimination chamber

[the-football-chick]

😭

All my family in Michigan is on suicide watch

#nfl #detroit lions #san francisco 49ers #thems the breaks #😭😭😭

[d3vilishd00dles]

I'm not ready to be 17 yet. I was banking on 16 'cause y'know cliché TV/YA book adventure age. but now I'm like "uh, didn't plan that far ahead. we're missing numbers between 16 and 18". it's a lil too real. on one hand, yay I can do what I want. on the other... akshdjsi I can do what I want someone tell me what to do. the edge of the nest is a little too close and Im not feeling that jump and fly thing. ..but also, free reign? I'm conflicted.

#what now? #school still sucks #kinda would drop out if i could but can't 'cause homeschooled🥲✌🏾 #thems the breaks #17 #turning 17 #my bday isn't for another 5 months #stressing in advance we stay prepared 😌

[cock-holliday]

Haha i don’t want to watch season 8 right now cause I miss my girlfriend and this makes me too sad. Aw dang! I don’t have time to watch cause I get to spend time with my girlfriend! Haha I don’t want to watch season 8 right now cause I miss my girlfriend and this

#txf #thems the breaks #sorry fellas #I’m gonna try to power through soon! #I swear