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bbyboybucket · 1 year
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myleftpinkytoe · 2 years
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My cat likes to Wedge Himself between me and the couch and then just... sleep like that.
It is the greatest joy of my life ❤️ ♥️ 💕 💖 ✨️
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queensilver · 2 years
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Credit to @jonestherobotdog
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There aren’t enough words in my body to express how much I love this so it came out as incoherent screaming.
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salamanderpickle · 8 months
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🚨ATTENTION🚨
Jim Carter, best known as Mr. Carson in Downton Abbey, also played a vampire hunter in the 2000 movie, The Little Vampire.
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shark-myths · 5 days
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felt the need to tell u that i used the peterick primer to make my own peterick powerpoint for pp night w my friends and talked about them for a little over an hour. so ty for ur service
couldn't be happier. well done, comrade!
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foldingfittedsheets · 5 months
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Zeus: has a headache
Hephaestus (snatched waist): bonks Zeus on the head with a big fucking hammer
a whole ass woman clad in armor pops out of his forehead
headache gone
Hephaestus: books it
Zeus: looks at viewer like in the Office :\
person painting the vase: "AAH!"
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max-uhhhh-talks · 1 year
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Father Jim popped into YouTube chat last night. Made a joke about doing someone's mother. I asked if my cats were in heaven. He said that "dogs go to heaven, cats however..."
Made me cry, partially from laughing and fucking dipped
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kitkatyes · 2 months
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She rising on my Phoenix till I KBOOM
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Eleceed is such a good comic but I know if I was just a normal little guy I would feel like an NPC at the waffle house.
Me: "Can I get a waffle?"
*Kayden fighting:*⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️💥💥💥💥💥
*BUILDING EXPLODING*
*TEENAGERS SCREAMING*
Me: "Can I please get a waffle?"
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souberbielle · 1 year
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I had a dream that the first episode of Our Flag Means Death season 2 came out, and I still remembered the final few scenes quite vividly when I woke up. I can’t bear being the only person to experience this, so here it is in script format:
 IZZY HANDS, dressed as Bert from Mary Poppins with his collection of instruments, runs desperately through the woods until he reaches EDWARD TEACH, who is in a line of people climbing a grassy hill. Has he joined a cult? That's the vibe.
IZZY: We need to talk.
Ed sighs and steps out of the line and away from the path to face Izzy. Behind him, the procession continues.
IZZY: Do you remember the day I halted your wedding, intending to claim your virginity for myself?
EDWARD: Of course.
The moment is very intense. Both look pained. Edward looks down at the two large stone rings he is wearing, one on each hand. These are clearly Very Significant.
IZZY: But you refused me. It was on that day we made our bargain.
Dramatically, he holds up A CATFISH. We zoom in on its face...
 ... before entering a flashback. A much younger Ed with a Davy Jones style tentacle beard (but with a few strands of regular hair mixed in - this is understood to indicate his youth) stands with Izzy in a kitchen. Izzy is his usual canon age.
EDWARD: I can't believe you thought I was a virgin!
Both laugh.
EDWARD: So, do genies just crash people's weddings at random, or?
IZZY: I'm not a genie.
Ed playfully climbs onto the counter and sits on a kitchen scale.
IZZY: How much do you weigh?
EDWARD, looking at the digital display: Dunno. I can't read.
Izzy smiles, utterly charmed. As are we all. What a delightful young rapscallion!
 Cut to: STEDE BONNET, who has not previously appeared in the episode, pulls himself up onto the seaside cliff he has been climbing and stands heroically, looking out at the ocean. His face is in shadow, but he looks determined. He is wearing a wizard hat. Does this mean that he, not Blackbeard, is the chosen one Izzy must train? Perhaps.
End of episode.
Thank you for sharing my burden.
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samatokisfootrest · 11 months
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Gods help me. I just found out that during one of Komada-san (Jyuto's va) streams (back in 9th Dec 2021) ppl kept asking him to burp (he was eating on stream) AND HE ACTUALLY DID DHSJDJSJSHWH and he said something like "oh, one is coming" AAAHGGGHHHBHHB I'm trying to find out if there is any hope to find that stream but I don't think there's actually any... IM GOING INSANE DHEHS I was planning to be productive today but this thing just made me lose all my braincells omfg
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(SPOILERS) ANIMATING UNDERVERSE 0.7 PART 2
((**SPOILERS FOR UNDERVERSE 0.7 pt 2**))
EVERYONE LISTEN UP!!! In this video at 1:35:33 is a glorious and hilarious blooper of Cross and Geno (Sorry for not only showing a clip im bad at tumblr). BUT it is not scripted and would under normal circumstances be deleted. However, the gracious and wonderful Jael Peñaloza has offered a deal with the fandom. If she reaches A MILLION SUBCRIBERS BY JULY then we get to keep the beautiful scene I have told you about. Jakei will not post this on her socials so it's up to us to spread the word and subscribe to her channel. (She deserves it anyway). Let's get her that gold button!
(Fake accounts do not count)
**REBLOG THIS POST!! SPREAD THE WORD!!**
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baura-bear · 1 year
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Have I mentioned lately that I love Matt Trevorrow
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strawberry-seal77 · 2 years
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Did you know I’m gay? You do now! I will not hold back from finding the fictional women attractive. You have been warned.
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threeawfulfruits · 2 years
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Y’all @beansprean has been giving me previews of her fanart for Benediction//Malediction and I. AM. VERKLEMPT. 😭😭😭 Also? She learned how to draw these very Shaped characters JUST for me, and in like TWO DAYS. Wtf.
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