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seryotonin · 2 months
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You do not know the medieval torture I had to go through to make this and I’m not exaggerating.
I gave Pearl a gun because dualies to me are very hard to draw and she looks like she’d have a real gun anyways.
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fairyopalz · 3 months
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imagine your card declining in therapy and them bringing in hozier to sing abstract (psychopomp) live
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averagegtenjoyer · 6 months
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Yes she counts
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dark-elf-writes · 2 months
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Was thinking about eleven year old Fawn Spots Harry and made myself laugh because he would be so angry that technology doesn’t work at Hogwarts.
Full on “What do you mean Olympus has cell service and the middle of Scotland doesn’t?! It’s not even the same plane of fucking existence and calls aren’t even long distance!” Little man has not been more than a phone call away from his family since he was adopted and he is not coping well, but beyond that the lack of online databases, easy way to compile notes and write the eight million essays they’re assigned, and actual entertainment that isn’t ’dangerous flying dodgeball’ (which he does love tbh but still not everyone does) would drive him up the wall. Fuck the lack of things like highlighters and binders would piss him off. 
He would show up with a spiral notebook and a mechanical pencil and a pureblood child would pass out from shock. He writes his family constantly begging for any and all stationary they can send. He uses breaks to type up last term’s notes and introduces the first final study guide in Times New Roman into Hogwarts and makes a killing off of selling them. The older pureblood students beg on bended knee for help making their own and the muggleborns realize oh shit they can corner the market per year and subject. Harry will drag Hogwarts into the modern age if he has to do so kicking and screaming.
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cordeliawhohung · 2 months
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you sound like you used to stan jojo siwa and wear her bows (maybe you still do.)
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I think this is actually the worst thing anyone had ever said to me
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hamartia-grander · 8 months
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Horrible idea. Resident Evil musical with the main six. No one wants that. We should do it
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morg-among-the-stars · 7 months
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“The expectations are always rising, goal after goal after goal. Is that why winning feels like compromising? / Everything under control.”
—“Under Control”, How To Dance In Ohio - The Musical
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poppitron360 · 6 days
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LOOK!
🎵I didn’t wanna be a half-blood! 🎶
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solarrush · 1 year
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Chapters: 1/3 Series: Part 2 of FNAF Fish Tales Summary:
When you first stepped into the plain back room for your orientation, deep down you had accepted the likelihood of spending the next several years working towards your goal of being a mer trainer. Cucumber Larry and all the other inhabitants of the touch tanks would rely on you to protect them from overzealous visitors of all ages during the day, and your nights would be spent researching and plugging away at online classes to further your marine education.
It took all you self control not to slump bonelessly when Vanessa asked for you to join the team, officially, of mer trainers.
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renetess-a · 1 month
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Imagine having this guy as your neighbour
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cacchieressa · 7 months
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@bossymarmalade tagged me so here we go:
list your 10 favourite albums of all time and tag 10 people to list theirs
Achtung Baby - u2
Pretty Hate Machine - Nine Inch Nails
Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band
Ten - Pearl Jam
August and Everything After - Counting Crows
Handwritten - Gaslight Anthem
America Beauty/American Psycho - Fall Out Boy
Garage Hymns - Empires
Lungs - Florence + the Machine
1989 - Taylor Swift
Honorable mentions to: Born in the USA, Joshua Tree, Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty, Metallica's Black Album, I do not want what I haven't got by Sinead O'Connor, most of Vienna Teng's discography, Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits, Just like Blood and King of Cards by Tom McRae, and Superunknown by Soundgarden.
I never tag anybody but you should all feel free to do this!
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once-in-a-half-life · 2 months
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filled out a little meme chart for my favorite government man
original template from Twitter
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scndor · 1 month
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" tell your baby that i'm your baby "
but it's sandor wishing his dad would stop worrying about the face of his own house for just long enough to realize what his own brother did to him
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abnormalpsychology · 8 months
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Hear me out. Brad and Janet, and Tom and Shiv— two failmarriages who may have more in common than you’d think:
inversion / parody of gender roles hetero romance
they are trying SOOOOOOO hard to be a normal married couple and it is just Not Working Out
very very hot sex symbol girlboss woman obsessed with another more powerful guy (Logan, Frank) and extremely unreliable but sometimes present sense of self-awareness and craves independence
dorky asshole malewife bottom trying desperately not to be a malewife as hard as he can for the entire media but yet the malewife genes overcome his efforts valiantly again and again and aGAIN
they cheat on each other a bunch of times (but they don't mean it guyssss 😩)
YES. they cheat on each other. BUT it's made known to the audience that they feel really bad abt it Imao
a premature WEIRD proposal done in a close-proximity-to-death situation yet they’re still like “okay 😊!” like would you rather I propose to you in the hospital while your dad is in intensive care from his brain hemorrhage OR in a graveyard after another person’s wedding while a funeral goes on right next to us featuring a suspiciously child-sized casket? romance central am I right
dedicated loving relationship struggling to survive in a crazy environment that is directly corrosive to dedicated loving relationships
horrible communication where the lack of communication in their marriage is kind of essential to the plot in and of itself
a threesome kinda happens in canon (more an orgy. this is abt rhps obviously) vs they almost had a threesome and then didnt... basically a threesome could've fixed all of them
"yes I cheated on you. Yes I still love you and would protect you as best I can in a traumatizing situation where a key extremely complex and kinda shitty person we both kinda love dies in front of us. We exist."
protection motif is a huge thing for both of them and in the end it's pretty clear that delusion is really what's actually been protecting them
most importantly: getting into marriage and being like "wow bitch!!! you are not who I thought you were"
they both end up in this really subjective completely destroyed irrevocably changed and entirely mortifyingly known position in their relationship like "who knows if we even love each other anymore"
"lol we both betrayed the other's trust beyond repair. does the love matter anymore lol Imao"
way too many people rightfully think there's no way to work their issues out but I am so delusional I don't give a shit <3
married couple that gets pitted against each other and have all these reasons to hate each other but you can tell that all of the love can’t be gone and like the evolution somehow emphasizes the love that was there before = PEAK ROMANCE. TO ME
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voldiebuns · 8 months
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I was tagged by @zjofierose <3
Rules: shuffle your on repeat playlist and post the first 10 tracks, then tag 10 people
Cheap Thrills -- Sia (ft. Sean Paul)
Move Along -- The All-American Rejects
Bubblegum Bitch -- MARINA
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid -- The Offspring
Crawling in the Dark -- Hoobastank
Zombie -- Miser
Never Gonna Give You Up -- Rick Astley
Ballroom Blitz -- The Struts
Taylor, the Latte Boy -- Kristin Chenoweth
Good Lie -- Sammy Copley
Tagging: @mrdcoolblue, @hookhausentrash, @ermeline-grillbean, @naryrising, @thesmilingfish, @mizzy-pop, @rilannon, @shirecryptid, @mizstorge, and @kingofallfandoms if you wanna
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icanbeyourgenie · 5 months
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spotify wrap game: 18 + Ashtya
'cause baby you were mine FAVORITE CRIME ● OLIVIA RODRIGO
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