#the unintentional thing

[noxcheshire]

I know Danny is canonically 5’5”

BUT

I like the idea of Danny being even shorter than that. A Danny whose just SO tiny that most people clock him as being either very weak, which doesn’t help with his ghost-bird bones, or being very adorable due to tinniness.

Regardless, he’s been viewed as an innocent figure. In reality though, he is absolutely “violence is always the option” type of short guy. Like he embodies the stereotype of being so short that he has privileges in hell energy.

That type of short guy.

So just imagine this tiny little creature-teenager-child staring up and up at this person, neck craned back just to look them in the face. Danny is frowning at them, this insufferable person whose immediate reaction was to patronize him because Danny was deceptively tiny.

And Danny just goes, “You shall never know peace again,” before picking them up like they weigh nothing but a handful of grapes and YEETS THEM.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #I think it’d be funny if it was Constantine he just picks up and throws #I just feel like he’d be the very first person Danny meets in the vigilante hero department who just does the thing #the unintentional thing #of pissing Danny off #it could also be a rogue #regardless short Danny for the win

[daiwild]

changing room mishap

Kons a lil confused but he will ALWAYS get pissed at bad guys hurting his friends

#tim: surgery scars kon: oh like ur spleen removal #tim: well the spleen thing was unintentional #could work w bart aswell #kon: tf is a mastectomy im 5 yrs old #i kept laughing at the last panel so i decided to not delete these doodles #hopefully im not the only one who finds this amusing but knowing my track record... #tim drake #conner kent #superboy #dc red robin #dc fanart #timkon #tw stab mention #archiving eeblydeebly #daiwild

[lucksea]

don't be scared, i'm your friend

#null havoc damage #cult of the lamb #i have opinions on the fact that this thing is apparently alive.is it like the one ring but a crown. im choosing to believe so #i didnt mean to render this so the rim lighting is NASTY god bless #edit: jungle book similarity is unintentional.... i truly believe the crown is there to help despite being freaky and weird!

[ex-jock-enthusiast]

Tommy winkler is my favorite unintentional gainer

An excellent suggestion anon!

If you're looking for more content on this guy, @jake-is-still-drunk made a great post a while back covering him in more detail. But yeah holy shit the only two constants in life are twink death and taxes huh

#bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #gay gainer #weight gain #i would say #i don't think its unintentional 😉 #unfortunately his followers suffer from chronic 'dont understand the concept of a kink' disease #like jesus christ people #take a walk #read a book #call your parents #stop commenting mean things on influencers' instagram pages

[silverliing]

“If byler were both girls nobody wou-“ yes they would! as someone who grew up sapphic I would love them even more!

@rainyydazze Ty for putting this in my brain

#lesbyler #is this rule 63? are they trans? you decide! #stranger things #byler #rainyydazze #will byers #mike wheeler #unintentional but I just realized hair-do Michelle looks just like Nancy :’-) #I also realized the bike is huge but let’s just say it’s Jonathan’s old bike #I’m usually not big on quote unquote genderbending #mainly because it can get into ignorance and insensitivity towards trans issues #but I also love the idea of lesbian byler bc I grew up lesbian and I relate to these characters a lot! #it’s cute! #but yea I was thinking about adding the rest of the party/el but I refrained from it #bc I want to allow people to decide whether the switch in genders applies to everyone or just byler #st #stranger things fanart #fanart #illustration #drawing #art #artists on tumblr #byler fanart

[gerandor]

Nandor babygirl you were so unhinged for this

gifs by the ever awesome @deliciousnecks

#im still not sure how to interpret the first gif #like my impressions was that nandor wanted to have his arm around guillermo without appearing obvious #but guillermo interpreted it the wrong way #but i also saw some ppl saying nandor was pushing guillermo away #but it could also be seen as unintentional with guillermo pushing against nandor’s hand #anyway this two scenes weren’t that long apart #nandor went from the first gif whatever it was #to the second where he sat next to guillermo and just draped himself all over him #like its the most natural thing in universe #wwdits #nandor the relentless #nandermo #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz

[cosmikirby]

evil and fucked up Liam I love you (inspired by desolation from fnf the golden one)

excuse the messiness and cheesiness but I want them to fight so bad

#my art #hfjone #doodles #traditional #hfjone airy #evil liam #<- a tag bc I’m definitely drawing this guy more LMAO #cw body horror #for the. eye thing #also this is kinda old if you couldn’t tell lol #sorry tumblr 😔 #also unintentional but it’s really funny how I post these right after the doodles where Liam and airy are kinda getting along LMAOOAAKHSKSHS #osc

[poppytuft]

trying not to talk too much abt the bear s2 but im Really fuckin frustrated that even with everyone demanding that they’re sooo media literate and sooo smart that no one has talked about claire and the way she sparks audience discomfort. like, she feels out of place within the show because CARMY cannot accept that he is getting this good thing—she feels out of place in HIS life. she’s actually crafted to be the ideal girlfriend, with glowy bokeh lighting in a grocery store and beauty shot close ups and a sweet instrumental leitmotif to show to you, an audience member, that she’s too good to be true in carmys eyes. if you’re an audience member, she raises alarm bells in YOUR head because she raises alarm bells in HIS. he literally tells us that—that’s the crux of his final monologue, that he doesn’t believe he can have the life of food and wines best chef and a life of love and human connection. he doesn’t believe he’s deserving of good things because his family has always been so fucked, because nothing he’s ever tried to hold together has held together—except for his cooking. it’s done this way on purpose, to make you feel that anxiety that he feels around this relationship, and to make you question why you feel it too

#the bear s2 #the bear spoilers #the bear #eenposting #carmy berzatto #the bear s2 spoilers #the bear season 2 spoilers #IDK IF THIS IS PHRASED RIGHT BUT LIKE #DO YOU REAAAALLY THINK THAT THE WRITERS WHO GAVE US FISHES ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING UNINTENTIONAL #LIKE YOU. YOUUUUU #oh my GOD #everythifn in this show is so fucking meticulously crafted. CLAIRE WAS PURPOSEFUL #claire was PURPOSEFUL she was kind and lovely and beautiful and lived a perfectly mundane life which is NOT THE LIFE YHAT CARMY LIVES #and he can’t find the place where those two things meet #he can’t find the place where calm and peace and love and adoration exist next to or inside the chaos of culinary life #and while there IS A PLACE WHERE THEY CAN LIVE TOGETHER. everything that happens to him this season yells at him that it’s impossible #and confirms this ridiculous notion #his uncle sydney the fridge moment. they’re all just fuckin yelling at him that it doesn’t work #BUT. RICHIE NAT AND CLAIRE HERSELF. ALL CONFIRM THAT THEY COULD EXIST TOGETHER #he just can’t find it. and he won’t find it till he makes peace with himself and his childhood #and figures out WHY he got into this business (he still is trying to prove something. he’s still trying to prove he’s worth it) #edit: INCH RESTINNG YOU ALL TOOK THIS TO SHIPPING AND SYDCARMY. NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT THAT GUYS #NEEEEEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT TJAT.

[molinaesque]

Atomic Queen // Radiation King

#fallout #fallout prime #cooper howard #lucy maclean #the ghoul #fallout tv #fallouttvgifs #every time there's always some fun little tidbit with these two #even if there are “unintentional” things... they just provide so much good food #walton goggins #ella purnell

[raiiny-bay]

alien emoji

#ts4 #simblr #ts4 edit #ts4 render #sims 4 #myedits #AUverse #bow #dhestyn #kelly #sue #gaston #good news i didn't forget how to make things #this still isn't the band edit i had planned to do but idk it's kind of fun i guess #i used the blender compositor for some of the effects :-) #looking at it now it kind of ended up being an unintentional remake of that one bandAU edit i did forever ago #i never did like that one #the lighting was. not good. #but anyway! look at me posting my other OCs for once! #stella & marky are not in the band but #stella sells merch for them at their shows & marcus very lovingly tells them how much their music sucks #btw they actually are a band in canon. they perform in their high school talent show & everything #they don't get big at all though & they kind of just... give up on it after a while #kel is the only one out of the 5 of em who actually knows anything about making music #so they were doomed from the start really #this AU is literally the exact same as canon but they get mildly famous #probably played at warped tour or something when that was still a thing lol

[harmonysanreads]

Important question.

Do you think that crybaby emotionally unsmart rain peepaw has a high chance of accidentally misunderstanding a compliment from his darling as darling courting him?

Very charming description anon, 10/10.

Definitely possible, especially if he's deep in his feelings for you. He has a few points to justify himself as well. Firstly because that's what his intention is when he compliments you, so he assumes it must be yours as well. He's seen plenty of couples exchanging sweet words and young men showering their person of interest in compliments (an act he'd later come to know as flirting and which would create an entirely new predicament) so, he's quite confident he's on the right track. After all, if you wanted to pursue a relationship with someone, you'd naturally want to soften them with every move at your disposal, right? The fact that compliments can come from a friendly perspective eludes him entirely due to his hyper-focus on his own goal.

Neuvillette is the type of person who always returns any kind words directed to him, every time you compliment him or even go close to that territory, he makes sure to return them with the utmost sincerity. It's easy for him to find something to say because his attention is glued to you the moment you enter his eye-sight. Sometimes, words escape him before he can even think, which has led to some awkward situations. He doesn't expect the same treatment from you, but if you did the same for him, he'd be ecstatic. He's in such a good mood for the rest of the day, with the widest smile and flush on his face that the news makes it to the front page of the Steambird the very next day.

Neuvillette also “rationalizes” his feelings based on existing records and dubious advice from his surroundings, because he lacks proper guidance in making him process his own emotions. He's been under the assumption that you like—no, love him as well for quite a while. Accordingly, he's been making preparations to alleviate your relationship to the next level. So, imagine his confusion when you awkwardly clarify that you don't, in fact, see him in that way. You're relieved when you see that he isn't offended, the Chief Justice even apologizes for jumping to conclusions. A few moments pass and he's still thinking over everything before he abruptly claims that you're lying. Ohhh, he gets it. You must be shy, is all! No need to admit it now in that case, he's a patient man after all. However, do not be fooled to believe that he'll take anything but ‘yes’ as an answer.

#do you see how he can be frustrating now #worst thing is how ‘understanding’ and polite he is about it all #makes you feel guilty for even considering rejecting him #he's such an unintentional gaslighter #neuvillette brainrot #yandere neuvillette #yandere neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x reader #yandere genshin impact #yandere #yandere genshin x reader

[runin-reads]

JKR writing Jily, a married couple: she hated him at first but then they got married when he wasn’t as much of a dickhead lol

JKR writing Prongsfoot, two Boy Best Friends: they were inseparable. They were a unit. They were The Unit. Never one without the other. Quite the double act they were, and the ringleaders of their friend group. Together they achieved things expected of adults double their age: creating a two way mirror and the marauders map; becoming animagus at fifteen years old. Sirius was the only one for whom James would stop showing off. They grabbed their wands with identical fluid motions. Sirius escapes from Azkaban not to prove his own innocence but to protect James’ son. Even long after James’ death people refer to them as James-and-Sirius, never just James or just Sirius. Harry gives his son both their names so that even when they’re both dead, they’re right next to each other and their shared legacy lives on.

#prongsfoot #queer coding #unintentional queer coding is my fav thing ever

[toobusybeingdelulu]

look who is speaking…

#also the fact that in the scene with Robin Steve is wearing Billy’s jacket?? #hell nah you can’t make this shit up #the fact that these two have literally two minutes of screentime together AND YET manage to have so many unintentional parallels #it drives me insane #and let’s not talk about Steve’s dream life #he literally wanted to go to California and learn how to surf #they were originally written as the same character #then they were supposed to have a storyline together #Steve and Billy are literally the definition of star-crossed lovers #‘but it’s about doomed love’ ‘that’s relatable’’precisely’ #max mayfield #stranger things 3 #billy Hargrove #Steve Harrington #harringrove #Dacre Montgomery #Steve x billy #Joe keery

[imthursdaysyme]

Robin and Steve know Everything about Everyone. Your second cousin twice removed that doesn't even look Hawkins anymore? Yeah they know that he cheated on his wife and dyes his hair with box dye he gets from the grocery store a town over. No one is safe.

Steve opens a hair salon and somehow they know even More about everything. The police start by asking them if they know anything. They may give you exactly who stole Jim's pumpkins and what else he did as well as why he stole Jim's pumpkins.

But they might also completely misdirect them cause what? An explosion on the south side? They know nothin about who did it (eleven) but in that area there is the old man named Carl who sells weed outside of his car on Thursday's sooo not saying it's a coincidence but also so weird right? (they just hate Carl)

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #stobin #they have so much knowledge #so many things learned #they could put so many people in prison #they are unintentionally the biggest scare to every criminal cause stobin just wanna gossip but know they also have blackmail on everyone #did they mean to collect hoards of blackmail? no. do they threaten with it often? also no #they just like knowing shit #but they will use it if need be #and that's why everyones terrified #unintentional mob bosses that do business out of their hair salon

[mantisgodsdomain]

"Hornet is Void" theory, not in any sort of intentional, engineering-your-other-babies or whatever way, but in a "PK had awful policy with Void cross-contamination and it meant that Hornet came out with a handful of VERY conspicuously void-y characteristics that everyone tries to ignore because no one actually knows for sure where they came from and acknowledging them in any formal way could lead t a political shitshow" way.

#we speak #hollow knight #listen theyre not saying that shes *not* void but if anyone acknowledges the void features itll open a can of worms that cant be closed #it was 100% unintentional but people still Gossip #and now the lubricating membrane over her eyes is the pitch black darkness of the abyss #and markings that would otherwise be so subtle as to be invisible are now light-absorbing DARK #she doesnt actually get void powers or anything from it it just means that every time she bleeds it leaves stains on every fucking thing

[puddleorganism]

Finally caught up on Redstone and Skulk by @silverskye13 and it’s been rotting my brain away for the past couple days (/pos)

I have the most dreadful feeling that Helsknight’s going to die by the end - and as much as that makes me want to claw up the walls and chew on my own leg, it also gave me the idea: what if Tanguish took up the mantle of knight when he’s gone? Then of course I had to draw it because I thought he’d look sick as hell as a knight

Version without cloak below:

Bonus from my sketch layer

#he ended up looking very mouse guard esque #which was unintentional but not a bad thing #art #hermitcraft fanart