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How to uninstall uterus
#he/they in my bio but it still does this to me#its my month ueue#art#uterus is useless to me pleaseeeee i have ages long decided in#not wanting kids#and my mind wont change#so i dont wanna hear the bs of#‘ you never know op ‘
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i need to pay more attention, i keep reblogging posts that got posted from queue
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Collar x malice incorrect quotes.
Yanagi: what are some things that are useless?
Okazaki: An unloaded gun.
Hoshino: A white colored pencil.
Enomoto: The word "ueue" in the word "queue"
Sasazuka: Stupid cat and Mineo.
Hoshino and Enomoto: ...
#otome game#otome boys#otome romance#collar x malice#ichika hoshino#aiji yanagi#mineo enomoto#takeru sasazuka#kageyuki shiraishi#kei okazaki#inccorect quotes#otome guys
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i think the actual funniest thing that happened to me as a non-native english speaker is that when i first saw the word "queue" i (obviously) didn't know how it's actually pronounced. but, rather than pronouncing it as coo-u or kiwi or kyuyu or literally any other variation of that, my brain went 'ah, repeating letters. we've seen this before. the q must be silent' and so i went years of my life pronouncing queue as wiwi (or, if you want to get fancy, ouioui) until someone made the "the ueue is useless in queue" comment in front of me and i just stared at the screen rethinking all of my life choices
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Why does James Potter deadass look like the personification of white bread?
#stale too#like he’s the typical white boy jock#he’s like a chewed up flavourless piece of gum stuck to a locker room wall#he’s also completely useless#he’s as useful as the ‘‘ueue’’ is in ‘‘queue’’#he was most definitely born on the highway. that’s where most accidents happen...#anti james potter#severus snape#pro snape#pro severus snape#snape#anti snaters#harry potter#hp#anti marauders
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You deserve the most creative and well thought out anon hate. Unfortunately I'm not a talented writer so I googled these lol.
1. You're the reason god created the middle finger. 2. You're as useless as the "ueue" in queue. (Very Tumblr appropriate) and finally 3. You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
😄😂
😔👌 i’ll give u score for trying
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La Catrina Part 3
In which Adrien is denser than Stitch.
“Well, that was weird”
Adrien threw himself at his oversized bed, while Plagg came out of his school bag and went to his minifridge for some cheese.
“The fact that you’re a model yet use the same tacky clothes everyday?” He said, taking a big chunk of the stinky cheese he loved so much.
“No…” Adrien looked at his clothes. “Well, besides that. That Anciel guy inviting me to that festival. I thought he hated me”
“Is that the guy who told you that your full name was Adrien ‘Doormat’ Agreste?
“… yes”
“Wasn’t he also the guy who apologized for calling you an idiot because he thought you already knew?”
“… yes”
“And also called you as useless as the ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’?”
“… pretty sure he hadn’t said that”
“Oh, he probably told it to Marinette behind your back” another big bite of cheese. “Oh right, you were saying?”
“That it was weird that he invited me to the festivel, since he clearly thinks so lowly of me”
“What else he said? It’s just the two of you?”
“You were there”
“Yeah, but I wasn’t paying attention”
“We’re going with Nathaniel and Marinette too.”
“Maybe it’s a double date and he’s being the wingman”
“A double date? But I don’t like Nathaniel that way!”
Plagg stopped midchew. He was using all his willpower to not slap some sense into Adrien, as he was pretty sure he would only get the poor kid thanosed. Or more confused. He then realized he only had two options, either be frustrated with this kitten obliviousness, or troll him into oblivion and enjoy the ride there. He chose the second one.
“Well, Marinette did help you that time with the fencing girl. Maybe she just wants a date with the Rainbow kid and was too self-conscious to tell you about it herself.”
“But I’m not gay! I mean, Nathaniel is kind of cute and has pretty eyes, but he’s not my type!... I mean, if I had a type for guys!”
“Ah well, then you should just cancel and let Marinette on her own, despite being such a Good Friend™ to you” Plagg was using all his willpower not to snicker. How could Adrien not realize the setup was for him and Marinette was beyond him, and he was older than time. Well, the Time Kwami was technically his older sibling, but still…
Adrien was confused, on the one hand, he didn’t liked Nathaniel that way, but on the other hand, he did owe it to Marinette. He then wondered if he could switch Nathaniel for Luka, like Marinette did. No wait, maybe for another girl.
“I was sure Marinette was into Luka… maybe that’s her type? Androgynous slim guys with black nail polish?”
Plagg just looked at him. He never jumped this high even when he was Chat Noir. “GAH! Fine! I will do it! FOR MARINETTE!”
Adrien marched to his father’s office, as it was the only obstacle for his date with… Marinette’s date he meant. He knew his schedule was as packed as always (Except when it mysteriously wasn’t) but this time he would go there even if that meant confronting his father. He arrived at the ridiculously big office, outside of which was Nathalie in an equally ridiculously big desk.
“Nathalie! I need to speak with Father”
Nathalie looked up from her work, unimpressed.
“Adrien, what a great coincidence. I was about to go for you, your Father wants to talk with you.”
“Oh fiddlesticks” Adrien swore in a lowe voice. It usually wasn’t a good thing that his father requested him. Nathalie looked at him with a raised eyebrow. “Sorry for my rude language”
Nathalie then buzzed Mr. Agreste, and they both got inside his office.
“Father, before anything else happens, I want to ask for permission this Friday for the Festival of Dia de Muertos that the Morales family is hosting.” Gabriel raise an eyebrow, looking intensely at his son. “Marinette…”
“The designer girl from your class? You’re going with her?”
“Well, technically…”
“Hmm… Mister Morales actually called personally to request our presence on the festival. We might even make a deal and he gets to feature some of my brand in his next movie. Maybe his daughter will even dress an Agreste original for a Gala. I think Pink is her color…. Anyway, he did request for us to wear something appropriate to the celebration, so Nathalie has been investigating in some Catrin suits. Miss Morales wants to do the sugar skull make-up herself”
Gabriel was happy that his son finally got on a date with his little secret girlfriend that he did not want to talk about, and in such public event! Maybe it was a bit too soon to be thinking on grandchildren, but he sure as heck was going to keep sketching wedding dresses until he made the perfect one for his future daughter-in-law. He was very glad, if a bit annoyed, that both times that Marinette Dupain-Cheng had attracted his attention – or rather, Hawk Moth’s- she had been able to calm herself down and evade the butterfly. His son deserves the best of the best, and if that meant a girl who managed to convert her negative emotions into something positive, even if it was frustrating him that there was someone defying his akumatizations, then so be it.
Adrien was again at his room. Plagg was… being Plagg. Adrien was still processing what just had happened.
“That went better than how I anticipated”
“Oh?”
“Father allowed me to go to the Festival without any strings attached. Well, I do have to wear a Catrin suit, and Gabriella will paint my face like a sugar skull”
“A Sugar Skull? I love those! They were better when they used grounded human bones, but sugar is okay too.”
“In hindsight, I should have remembered that Gabriella was friends with Marc and Marinette is a much better planner than me. She probably asked Gaby to tell her parents.”
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“I HAVE NOTHING PLANNED! THIS IS A DISASTER!” Marinette was going though her wardrobe, hoping to find the perfect outfit for her date with Adrien. The girl squad was of course with her. “IF I CHOSE THE WRONG THING THE MORALES MIGHT SEE IT AS AN INSULT TO THEIR CULTURE AND I WILL CREATE AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT AND ADRIEN WILL HATE ME FOREVER!”
“Would you relax a bit girl?” Alya teased her friend, trying to be reassuring. It wasn’t working.
“Yeah, I’m sure Adrien would love anything you wear” Added Rose, always the positive influence.
“I bet you could go wearing a potato sack and he would still love it” grinned Alix.
“To be fair, Marinette would make that potato look very cute on her.”
Rose looked at Juleka about to protest, but conceded the point. “Yeah, Marinette would look cute in anything”
“Girls, girls, focus! We have to help Marinette chose something appropriate for her date”
“Do we? Didn’t you said that Marc told you that you were going to coordinate with his friends?”
“Yeah, when I went last year with my daddy, most people went dressed in traditional garb. I was the most fabulous one, of course”
The other girls looked at Chloe. They still couldn’t believe that Marinette had invited her to their Girl Squad™ meeting. She had been behaving, but it was still weird.
“It’s not mandatory, but the Morales really encourage people to share the traditions to have a good time.”
“And how was the party?” Asked tentatively Rose.
“I wish I had been less sour back then, I missed out on some fun. It was great, people dancing, a real mariachi band, and the food! It was exquisite!”
“I thought you only liked sushi…”
“I do love me some sushi, thank you very much, but their salads and traditional dishes were delicious. And the desserts! I had buñuelos, tamarindos, cocadas, and Sugar Skulls are really not my thing, but Gaby gave me one made of amaranth and honey, and it was really tasty. I got a few pounds that weekend hehe”
The girls giggled nervously. They really liked this new Chloe and hoped she would last a lot.
“Cesaire is right, you should relax, the Morales are really nice people, they would forgive you even if you somehow manage to knock down their altar. Plus, I will be there too, I can totally run interference if you do manage to do something embarrassing.”
Marinette smiled at that. She hoped this date was a success.
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Gretchen: I'm as useless as the 'ueue' in queue
#mean girls#mean girls broadway#mean girls musical#incorrect mean girls#source: discord#gretchen wieners
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Roast: you’re as useless as the ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’
“Yuma..i think they trying to be mean..
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Yuma blinks, “Uh we not useless!”
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What is your favorite insult?
Not my favourite but a good tumblr based one: “you’re as useless as the ueue in queue”
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Collar x malice incorrect quotes.
Yanagi: What are some useless things?
Okazaki: An unloaded gun.
Hoshino: A white colored pencil.
Enomoto: The word “ueue” in the word “queue”.
Sasazuka: Stupid cat and Mineo.
Hoshino and Enomoto: …
#otome game#otome#otome boys#otome romance#collar x malice#ichika hoshino#kei okazaki#mineo enomoto#takeru sasazuka#kageyuki shiraishi#incorrect quotes#aiji yanagi
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ur as useless as the "ueue" in "queue"
WOW
CLAIRE
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Funny Facebook Status for WhatsApp
You can share your feeling, state of mind and whatever he up to through updating status on Whatsapp or other social media network like facebook, Instagram, so on. Whatsapp, Facebook status is best way to convey your friends about your wish, such as where you are if you are on a trip, vacation or an adventure.
You can also use status update to give silent message to someone; it’s like making a statement.
You can also use to give a message to everyone that you are busy or available or in office etc.
You can also update funny one line, Jokes, poems, shay iris etc it shows your area of interest and tell about your personality.
Here we have lined up some best funny status lines for you.
List of Funny Status Updates
1. CGPA is offered for taking on ….can’t raises it myself.
2. One personality LOL is one more WTF!
3. Donating to entropy since 1994.
4. People are fond of music some say the reality and remaining, just noise.
5. I want to say you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
6. Sleep till you are hungry….Eat till you are tired.
7. The only different among best days and worse day is your attitude.
8. Lazy guys’ fact #4587265941235, you are too lazy to read that number.
9. Why Saturday is so closer to Monday and Monday is so far to Saturday.
10. I like to go road less travelled…help me to prevent traffic rush.
11. I can catch you seeing my Whatsapp status.
12. I am seeking a bank loan which can perform two things…give me a loan and leave me alone.
13. Second chances are for losers… either we do it in first place or live it for others.
14. I wish I could lose weight as easy as I lose my pens, keys, smart phone, my temper and even my mind.
15. Fun and enjoyment are like life insurance. The older you get...the more it cost’s.
16. I want to save money on my vehicle insurance by selling my car.
17. We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
18. My week is basically like …Monday->Monday#2-> Monday#3-> Monday#4->Friday-Saturday->Pre Monday.
19. Life is too short. Don’t waste it to checking my Whatsapp status updates…
20. SI unit of ignorance = “seen”.
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Hey Leo what's more useless. The G in 'gnome' or the 'ueue' in queue
Leo: Neither. They’re necessary
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