Absolutely losing it to the title loading in wrong while I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys hgskhfnvncnzsv
"On Wednesdays, we wear pink, Michael" 💅🏼
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Damian: So how's the hideously inappropriate crush on Regina going?
Cady: Pretty good, pretty good. I should be ready to kill myself any day now.
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James: *writing in his diary* on October 3rd, Regulus asked me what the date was
Regulus: what’s the date?
James: October 3rd
James: *writing* it was the best day of my week
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Gretchen: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles
Regina: Well, maybe you should have principles
Gretchen: You're right maybe I should
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Alastor: You're like really pretty.
Lucifer: [proud] Thank you!
Alastor: So you agree?
Lucifer: What?
Alastor: [taunts him] You think you're really pretty?
Lucifer: [sour expression] Oh...
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Maverick: What is that smell?
Rooster: Oh, Hangman gave me some cologne.
Iceman: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Rooster: Thanks!
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Batfam as Mean Girl quotes
Tim Drake: I can’t go I’m sick *cough* *cough*
Jason Todd: Oh boo, you whore
Dick Grayson: (To Jason) I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes and Nobles. And I’m sorry I told everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now
Jason Todd: (to Bruce) I love your suit! Vintage so adorable!
Jason Todd: That is the ugliest fucking suit I have ever seen
Damian Wayne: I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m popular.
Dick Grayson: Do you want to do something fu ? Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Jason Todd: I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all carb diet. GOD DICK you are so STUPID!
(Jason Todd is Regina George)
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Janis: Get the fuck out with this "gays cant drive" and "gays cant cook" shit. I do BOTH. Don't be disrespectful.
Cady: But can you do math?
Janis: Don't. Don't do this to me.
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