it’s giving Tired Single Dad™ at the playground watching his toddler from the bench so he doesn’t get hurt
grogu falls down and he just shouts “walk it off buddy”
another child is playing with a toy grogu wants and when he uses the force to get said toy back you hear din from a distance “what did we say about using the force on other kids hm? give it back”
an exasperated “no, don’t eat that”
din dragging grogu from the playground after one too many duel attempts
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Angel: "Ya think Husk likes me?"
Vaggie: "Angel, he literally always fixes your drink first at the bar. Even if someone else gets there before you."
Angel: "Yea, but I thought he was just doin' that to get me to leave faster."
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oh nothing just imagining fucking someone with my strap and then slowly introducing a second dildo and watching their pussy stretch around both while they whine about it being too much, but they're getting wetter and dripping around both while i fuck them
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#Kazuki, control your husband pls
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this is really weird but feyd as a dad tickles my brain. i don't know how he'd be like probably learning how to be affectionate
Feyd as a Father
-Hes so cute for a bloodthirsty psychotic sociopath
-He will snuggle his little infant with his armor on and sing crazed ancient Harkonnen war songs as lullabies
-He’s is going to be insanely attached as soon as he sees the ‘innocent little thing’ reaching up for him. (He loves unconditional affection his baby will be 100% supply)
-He will love holding the baby close just to smell the top of its little crown (calming him instantly)
- He might cradle the baby in his arms during important meetings in the throne room. When questioned he will denounce their curiosity and say ‘the infant is learning what father does’ ( he’s unhinged)
- He will carry the baby around talking to it like it understands him lol ( he’s insane)
-He’ll be a good dad bc he wants his child to grow up happy and healthy instead of the cold abandonment cycle he endured.
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I literally thought this track list was satire when I first saw it because who the fuck greenlit these
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The Three D's
(Click for better quality)
I have a horrible habit of dropping any series-comics I try to make, so I thought it'd do a little story-ish ask event!!
So far, we've got the three D's: Dogday, Daddy Long Legs, and Drew.
Basic info and closeups!
Drew, he/him, 18 yrs: the horror-loving nephew of an old Playtime Co. employee. Squawks like a strangled bird when surprised.
Daddy Long Legs, aka: "Pops:" If you could find a loving father from the 20s who wasn't a misogynist. Misses his wife, but doesn't blame Drew for her death.
Dogday, aka: "Deedee" or "Dogs:" The last, overly traumatised Smiling Critter who really needs a hug. Drew found him some spare legs in a closet somewhere.
Without dirt and grime:
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