#the tsa

[underwhelmingalchemist]

#it did nothing wrong #she is an icon #maia #maia arson crimew #crimew #maia crimew #tsa no fly list #the tsa #posts that get you put on a list somewhere

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #tsa #tonystatovci #profiling #transportation security administration #racism

[alanshemper]

“The lists found by maia and shared with journalists and researchers confirm the TSA’s (1) Islamophobia, (2) overconfidence in the certainty of its pre-crime predictions, and (3) mission creep.”

#no fly list #holy fucking bingle #maia arson crimew #500 #islamophobia #muslim ban #1k #tsa #dhs #2k #3k #5k #10k

[cellgatinbo]

<3 (his ass did not want to give a speech)

#qsmp #etoiles #tsa 2024

[demonsandpieohmy]

#no fly list #Islamophobia #tsa #maia arson crimew #maia crimew #us politics #lilly rants #1k #2k #5k

[toastbutteregg]

#funny #funny memes #dank memes #memes #humor #relatable #relatable memes #twitter #twitter memes #beyoncescock #lol #tweets #tsa

[atthebell]

every single eng speaking cc meeting cellbit and immediately getting enamored with him the brarizz is so real

#bell.txt #liveblogging #tsa 2024 #cellbit

[ahalliance]

étoiles’ channel still being live to 15k viewers as his friends cast genesis x in french, him being so dedicated to casting that he tried to cast from his fucking uber earlier today, performing so unexpectedly well yesterday against players ranked stronger than him and placing 129th out of 1500 players only to have to drop out of the tournament to come attend the streamer awards only for him to win BEST FIGHTING GAMES STREAMER AS HE FUCKING DESERVES !!! SO proud of him he deserves this award so much AAAA

#the streamer awards #tsa 2024 #étoiles #etoiles #jay liveblogs

[yb-cringe]

“whys everyone trying to get a picture with cellbit” clearly because cellbits tactic with everyone is to compliment them and then offer to make out and you know what its fucking WORKING

#tsa 2024 #the streamer awards

[underwhelmingalchemist]

No more discourse over maia arson crimew's use of neopronouns and labels. If someone asks you how you identify and you can say 'as an enemy of the state' with no exaggeration whatsoever, you get to call yourself whatever the fuck you want

#also personally i love queer people making space for themselves in language that didn’t make room for them itself #maia arson crimew #maia crimew #tsa #tsa no fly list #bingle

[zooophagous]

Why fuck tsa?

Have you ever wanted someone who got the job after seeing an ad for it on a box of pizza to publicly grope your crotch and or breasts because your maxi pad caused a suspicious bulge that the machine thinks is a penis and you're too femme for that so they have to molest you "for your own safety" and then also steal your water bottle because it might be an explosive only to throw it away in an ordinary trash can right next to their seat because they don't actually believe it's an explosive they just want to put you through the ordeal of security theater and publicly sexually humiliate you to remind you the government can do to you whatever it wants whenever it wants?

Yeah me either fuck the TSA.

#usually im loathe to tell people to get a real job #but the tsa people need to get a real job #idk about you but i wont accept money to grope strangers against their will

[morganbritton132]

You probably get this all the time, and I don't know why I only thought about this now, but I'm suddenly fascinated by the idea of a government employee who knows about the Upside Down that has been tasked with keeping an eye on Eddie's TikTok page and just constantly being so frustrated

I never get this but I have thought about it at length!!! Lol.

I just picture one overworked and underpaid agent being tasked with the whole *hand waving* Hawkins Situation.

There used to a time when the Hawkins Project was a coveted position given to the best agents with the highest clearance, but now… Now all the gates to the other world have been closed. There’s been no activity in three decades. Brenner’s dead. The Russians defuncted their projects. The girl – Eleven or Jane, or whatever – hasn’t blown anything up since the nineties.

The Hawkins job is a babysitting job with CIA-level clearance, and it’s just… it was supposed to be a cakewalk but. There’s just… there are so many of them.

And for a while, they were spread all over the country.

One of them is a US Senator now and she called the head of the FBI ‘a bitch’ and ‘a coward’ on a hot mic last week, and maybe.

Maybe for the sake of national security and their own sanity, maybe this agent pulled a few strings and dotted a few more I’s than they’re authorized to just to get Lucas Sinclair, Maxine Mayfield-Sinclair, Dustin Henderson, Nancy Wheeler, and Robin Buckley back in Chicago.

Maybe they did that. There’s no paper trail, but maybe they did.

It’s easier to keep track of a ‘party’ of people if most of them are in the same state.

This Party – as they fondly call themselves – barely qualified as a threat anymore. They are barely a concern at this point. Only a few of them are considered dangerous enough to require anything more than the occasional check-in. Those people being Jane Hopper, James ‘Jim’ Hopper, Nancy Wheeler, Murray Bauman, and – much to this agent’s annoyance – Edward Munson.

Eddie wouldn’t be a cause for concern if he wasn’t so goddamn loud. He is in no way a threat to national security but the CIA doesn’t love when people allude to a defuncted Cold War project that resulted in an inter-dimensional serial killer murdering a bunch of small town high school students.

This agent does not believe that Eddie Munson knows what an NDA is or that he signed one.

It is one thing to write songs about demon bats and hell spilling into small town Americana or to make your album cover resemble the charred remains of Henry Creel’s disfigured body (‘yeah’ the agent thinks, ‘you’re not that slick, Munson’) but it is something else to announce to your millions of TikTok followers that you got rabies in a hell dimension.

This agent does not have enough pull to persuade Congress to outright ban TikTok and actually thinks that a TikTok ban would be an overreach of government control, but damn if it would not have made their life easier. Though they fear that Munson would just go to YouTube and the idea of longer content makes them shiver.

And by the way, this agent expected better from Steven Harrington!

This agent liked Steve! He was one of their favorites!!

Steve didn’t make waves. He lived a quiet life, paid his taxes, and barely had a social media presence. He was an absolute dream to be monitoring until Eddie downloaded that cursed clock app.

Steve was never viewed on the same threat level as Jane Hopper or Murray Bauman, but he was a closely monitored subject due to his long-term injuries and his time spent in the alternate dimension and the Russian bunker under Starcourt Mall. Despite close monitoring, there is no note in his file of any digression until Eddie started shoving Tiktok in his face.

This agent sits in their office at the CIA’s Chicago location.

In the basement, at the end of a long dusty corridor, beneath a buzzing fluorescent light, they get a notification on their computer. It’s from Tiktok, and this agent breathes in slowly. They rub at the forming headache between their brows and names it Eddie Munson.

They click the notification, waits a second for the shitty wifi to bring them to the app, and watches as Steve Harrington says, “Technically we’re time travelers.”

And they sigh.

#Two things I love: (1) Steve being the only one that truly thinks they’re being spied on and #(2) some guy in a middle management-like job having to keep track of all the dumb shit they do #this agent is the reason Eddie gets stopped by the TSA every time he flies. It’s revenge #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[hushberry]

man. it looks like a lot of the latino community on twitter LOVED the streamer awards and said it had more lat-am representation than the esland awards??? they are surprised and grateful and i just feel sad for them. they had like maybe a grand total of 5 seconds of content from the spanish speaking community (i saw spreen, luzu, rivers, that big boxing match thing, all outside of the qsmp clips). like what do you MEAN those little tiny clips which the anglophone fans didnt even understand were still better than whatever the the actual hispanic award show had? what do you fucking mean bro. that's so insane to me :(

i hope next year they include more lat-am creators and creators from other languages too!!!!!!!! you guys can come to the goofy american award show FUCK that other one

#TSA 2024 #the streamer awards #streamer awards #cellbit #quackity #rivers #qsmp

[cellgatinbo]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#qsmp #cellbit #opq #tsa 2024 #sending him so much love <33333

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was sent to fix a machine for the TSA, but they made me stand in the long line with a large machine fixing briefcase. Just because I was there to fix something, didn't mean I could skip the line. My alarm went off before I reached the end, but I did get pretty close.

#dream #tsa #Transportation Security Administration #machine

[atthebell]

niki is literally the only one of them who smiled at all during this anyway this is the best screenshot i could get 😭

#bell.txt #tsa 2024 #qsmp #nihachu #quackity #tubbo #foolish #tinakitten #cellbit #etoiles