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Joe & Ray Pt.1

Joe: [Okay, so without committing you to anything major here, it’s Bea’s 11th bday and Ray is obviously hating life like a lil hater]

Joe: You want a surprise? 🎈

Ray: You tell me

Joe: You do but it’s a secret

Joe: soz you can’t steal her thunder, like

Ray: what thunder’s that like?

Ray: wet weekend in here at best

Joe: lucky I didn’t let Sarah gatecrash like she wanted ☔️ wouldn’t do

Ray: should’ve she’d have had a grid to match the show this bday is

Joe: should know she’s well too mature to DO birthdays, whatever the fuck that means

Joe: Sarah not got the memo and the cards in the post 😬

Ray: @ her age I’d be swerving 2 ☠️

Ray: least til she can get a lad older to hang about with her instead of u 😬 is right

Joe: You ain’t heard her pitch on how dead mature I am?

Joe: tells everyone, like a right suspect character, her 😏

Ray: must be that she knows not to talk to me if she’s keen to keep her 👅 idk

Joe: pros and cons of her having one for me

Joe: anyway, trying to cheer you up, not get you into a more murderous rage here

Ray: come on then

Joe: Let me build some anticipation, you’re not even excited at all yet

Joe: have a guess or some bollocks, go on

Ray: I’m made up Sarah’s not on her way

Ray: won’t that do?

Joe: makes two of us

Joe: who would you be buzzing to have pop ‘round though 💭

Ray: Kurt’s not coming to save us

Ray: rub salt into both mine & Tommo’s wounds why don’t u like he’s not already 💔 not to be 👗

Joe: close

Joe: probably likes dress up even more than Kurt, more than Tommo might be a stretch though

Ray: eee you’ve only gone & invited [whoever the local weirdo is who we don’t think it really is but we’re saying for the bants like happy birthday Bea haha] ain’t youse??!

Joe: Said it was a 🎁 for you not her, didn’t I

Joe: I’m telling you in person anyway, and not in here ‘cos you’re gonna throw an eppy

Joe: find a flimsy reason to go in the garden beyond needing to 🤮 and I’ll see you out there

Ray: You wanna be thanked in person cos it’s that top of a pressie I’ve 💭 that far

Ray: just as well I have seeing as I’ll be 🧠☠️ trying to think of a reason more legit than 🤮

Joe: I know, sounding like him with how made up with myself I am

Joe: but keeping you and Bea apart is always a top idea, even when there’s 🎂 to hand out so

Ray: I dunno what you mean 👼🏼 all day us

Ray: no 🔪 pointed @ nobody myself included

Joe: I’ll go and get one, sweeten the deal

Joe: [do piss off to the kitchen from wherever we’re all congregated and then out to the back garden casually, not like you’ve got to be glued to the spot when everyone’s milling about the house]

Ray: 🖤

Ray: [show up more or less immediately because nobody really cares that much what y’all are doing ever is the vibe]

Joe: [you can have swings here because forever home so we’re just swinging casually like oh hey but grinning ‘cos can’t help it]

Ray: [obviously also grinning because it’s infectious and also your clues have actually shown this is gonna be a decent surprise so, lowkey push him off the swing so you can get on it in a sibling but also flirty manner]

Joe: [getting the kitchen knife out your pocket like oi, nearly murdered me because you’re never meant to put open knives in your pockets it’s so dangerous for that reason, not saying you just impaled him though lmao, hope Tess doesn’t need to peel any potatoes or whatever, ‘scuse you, pointing it at her again in the sibling but flirty manner ‘better?’]

Ray: [just swinging REALLY high on this stolen swing like nbd we could’ve killed you but LOOKING at you in a not at all sibling version of eye contact as is your blatant vibe ‘when I’ve had it confirmed what else you’ve got up your sleeve’ cos we have our sneaky suspicions from the clues but not gonna get our hopes up if it’s not that epic]

Joe: [just getting in and out of the way of her feet, getting closer to getting fully booted in the face each time, fully imagining your mother out the kitchen window like oi lmao but she’s got things to do she’s a busy woman so we’re fine; abruptly grabbing the ropes of this swing to stop you so you jerk violently to a halt and probably lowkey fall off yourself here so we have proximity to LOOK at you ourselves and also not be shouting this sneaky plan out for the world to know, roll up one of your actual sleeves, because she clearly is aware of the damage underneath but we’re showing you a phone number in biro as if you’re gonna know where it’s for but you’d likely know it’s a Belfast area code at least]

Ray: [when his antics trying to get booted in the face make your grin even bigger than before because we’re NOT WELL and the stopping of the swing makes you do a little lol for the same reason, but then you’re in each other’s grill exchanging LOOKS and you know damn well she’s tracing that Belfast area code with her finger like yep I knew and I know where this is going, as much excitement as we’ve ever shown or been capable of in our life being displayed on her face and in her body language rn, FULLY giving into it and throwing her arms around him in SUCH a hug]

Joe: [hugging you back but putting our hand over your mouth like you’re gonna scream purely ‘cos we wanna also you might, ‘tis exciting lol]

Ray: [letting this happen lowkey forever because we’re into it as much as he is, obvs, it’s a moment and we do be that excited anything could happen rn if we don’t haha]

Joe: [are going to have to let her breathe at whatever time you’ve deemed she’s not going to scream, totally the only reason to prolong that, yup; show her whatever confirmation you got too ‘tickets on their way’ still grinning]

Ray: [mhmm, totally the only reason this gal is super lightheaded and happy and excited, it’s just the tickets guys, not at all the looming incest ‘I pure love you’ an understatement at this point but what she always says and all we have to say]

Joe: [‘I love you an’ all’ because what else can you say rn but nerding out about the music which goes without saying here ‘you can’t tell no dickhead though, you never know who might snitch ‘cos they don’t get to go’ tea, the jealousy have some random hoes trying to ruin your fun, a look like obvs I know you ain’t that stupid though]

Ray: [just dramatically holding this kitchen knife up to our throat like I would literally rather die than have this be ruined because honestly that is too real especially because y’all are all poor and loads of your friends wouldn’t be able to go for that reason even if they were older than you, it’s an actual miracle you got 2 tickets yourself Joseph with how quick shit like that sells out, put his hand on the handle of said knife like you can press down rn and kill me sir before that’s happening]

Joe: [the line we are walking right now as we see how much we can press it down without breaking the skin, which we’d at least have a good concept of with who we are so there’s no accidental bloodshed here ‘was meant to fall on her birthday’ like the fuck you is the cherry on the cake for you and we know it hence we couldn’t wait to tell you]

Ray: [the line this gal could so easily cross rn with the way we’re once again LOOKING at Joe and are too into everything that’s happening here in this garden on this day, the actual shameless gasp at that news because it’s EVERYTHING]

Joe: [we can all see it coming in the air tonight but excuse me, got to hold off ‘til November actually so only drag that knife down to her collarbones and then put it away tah]

Ray: [once that knife is safely away just throw yourself on him like you did in the other convo because always, we’re too happy for boundaries rn ‘he’s trying to save us’ cos can’t save anyone but soz Kurt Gerard Way’s trying his best with how fated that date is]

Joe: [we’re never stopping you, which again, red flag everyone but you do you, just nod ‘I won’t let no dickhead mess with you in Belfast neither’ working with Kurt to keep you safe from the actual real dangers that exist as children going on a jolly to another town in another country, literally]

Ray: [‘and I’ll not let anyone you’ love that we think we can protect each other from how terrifyingly wrong this could go, if we needed proof of how young you both are, there it is ‘girls here are bad enough’ can’t resist the Sarah shade a second later though ofc]

Joe: [smirk emoji of course ‘she ain’t coming’ because 2nd best news you’ll get today so have it]

Ray: [‘saves having to resell her ticket outside’ with the energy of even if you were planning on inviting her there’s no way she’ll survive til Nov to make it to the gig lol]

Joe: [laugh a little because yeah, obviously, how many girls will we have gone through by then ‘be enough lads and lasses there, like you said’ with the energy of we could both hook up with randoms if we wanted ‘cos we can do anything we wanna excitement]

Ray: [‘We’ll be there, one each of ‘em’ cos can’t actually believe this is real and won’t until the tickets have physically arrived levels of excitement]

Joe: [we won’t get too excited until we actually get there ‘cos kind of person we are but likewise like yeah can’t believe I’ve pulled this off tbf ‘that’s your christmas present done’ nudging her like I am skint ‘cos definitely been saving for this]

Ray: [nudge him back like I can’t believe you did this without me realising you were or pulled it off but shamelessly have no doubt even at this point that we’ll get there somehow cos just that bitch ‘Dunno how I’m meant to do fuck all as class for yours or your birthday’ cos truly]

Joe: [‘don’t do birthdays’ in whatever we’re trying to pass off as a Bea impersonation to make you laugh but also because we obviously are not fussed]

Ray: [do your own Fraze impression back because you are both so anti baze it amuses me]

Joe: [shudder ‘weirder ‘cos you look like him’ because that’s true, even if he’s starting to look more manly and you’re not, thank god lmao]

Ray: [punch him as hard as you physically can because ew we hate that]

Joe: [never react normally to physical violence, just pressing down on wherever she just hit like we’re making sure it bruises like deserved that]

Ray: [look down at whatever lewk we are serving in honour of the festivities and back at him like take it back that I look like my twin rn immediately ‘tell me I don’t’ cos cannot be overstated how much we hate it, not even just as pure shade to Fraze though she obvs doesn’t like him that much but mostly because it makes her feel like less of a person and we’re already struggling with feeling like we aren’t one a lot of the time]

Joe: [draw your attention back to her when she speaks so you can also look at her fit and really stare at her like you’re making your mind up here and shake your head ‘even if I came at you with this-’ and put your hand in your pocket to push the knife into her side a little ‘-you still wouldn’t be half the state he is, swear’]

Ray: [‘if you came at me with that-’ pausing to look at the knife before putting her hand over his so we can press it in harder than he is ‘you’d reckon I was dead pretty’ because Joseph we’ve got your number by now boy and we know exactly what you’re into]

Joe: [make the noise you make when you’re stopping yourself from making any others out loud ‘I already do’ shrugging like it’s casual when it’s anything but]

Ray: [smiling the way you would if your crush said that and not your older brother because of course, not full on blushing emoji but a lil bit even though we’d be used to him saying that by now too, never fully used to it]

Joe: [‘I’m going to have to keep such a close eye on you at the gig’ just saying she’ll look that good, as you do]

Ray: [‘you can dress me for it, long as it’s not properly like a nun’ lol imagine, nbd just a normal thing for siblings to do, not at all weird]

Joe: [‘be on theme’ ‘cos the catholicism sis and we can’t safely say anything else about that when we’re already hooking our thumbs through your belt loops to pull you even closer into this knife/us]

Ray: [‘yeah’ distractedly at first because we’re thinking about how aesthetically wild this gig is going to be and how here for that we are but then because of those antics, the most intense LOOK of all time happening as a result, just staring unashamedly at you cos gotta will you with our eyes to go even harder with it or who are we]

Joe: [pushing your jeans down slightly when we move but not enough that you can say we meant to for definite but we know we did ‘could nick you a whole new outfit for then’ maintaining eye contact because likewise we must even though it’s a terrible idea]

Ray: [‘how am I gonna pay you back?’ like you’ve literally already got me the best present ever and now this but we know damn well the undertones that exist in there]

Joe: [‘don’t get up’ ‘cos we all know what’s happening here he’s only human and you’re gonna feel that so soz girl]

Ray: [in response get even more settled where you are like okay I won’t don’t worry cos if you were freaked out by this who are you at this point]

Joe: [just stroke her hair and try to calm down for both y’alls sake here]

Ray: [‘What organ would it hit?’ like if you did stab me for real rn what damage would it do, again a perfectly normal question for this nbd scenario]

Joe: [you’re a nerd so you probably have a solid idea so tell her where it is right now and then put your hand back between you two which is an even tighter squeeze now and move it to various different locations for different organs and severities here]

Ray: [obvs gonna press against him more whenever he gets to somewhere you like the sound of because this is creepy flirting at it’s finest and why would we stop now]

Joe: [‘I have sharper ones’ because obviously we do and this blunt kitchen knife is not good enough for either of us is the energy of us basically whispering this in your ear ‘I could fucking gut you’]

Ray: [the reaction as if he just said such a romantic and nice thing would be a red flag if anyone was around to hear or see any of this ‘that’s your christmas present done too’ like yes murder me under the tree, how festive]

Joe: [an evil laugh not unlike mingles honestly but you know, less cute ‘if you wrap yourself in a bow first’ like then it’ll be totally acceptable, yep]

Ray: [‘course’ like obvs, what else would I do in this totally normal scenario]

Joe: [‘your christmas saved’ like see it also being a present for yourself to be dead]

Ray: [a little pout when it occurs to her he’s right and how selfish that is, that she gets to be dead ‘follow me’ cos you have to be dead too then, nothing else makes sense ‘however you want to’]

Joe: [‘don’t be sad’ at her pout and taking this knife and putting it under her top to touch the skin on her stomach without clothes in the way like there you go, that’ll make you feel better ‘you can’t be on your own’ like it’s that simple and obvious that he’d have to die too]

Ray: [‘Don’t leave me, ever’ because literally cannot deal even in a hypothetical]

Joe: [‘I’ve always been with you’ is all the response you need]

Ray: [getting even closer somehow as if we’re not in the garden and siblings, it’s totally fine ‘you didn’t choose none of it though’ like decide you don’t ever want to leave me thank you]

Joe: [‘you’re mine, you don’t get no say in it’ fiercely like that’s just how it is and there’s nothing anyone or anything can do about that ‘I don’t need no fucking bow’ putting our other hand over your mouth again, just briefly like I did and could again]

Ray: [a nod like yep that’s accurate info and not at all not something your brother should be saying to you ‘you can still have it’ very much in the energy of you can literally have anything you want because where’s the lie]

Joe: [‘when you’re ready…’ can’t finish that sentence so just nodding right back]

Ray: [‘when Sarah gets the memo’ meaning all Sarahs here, none of you are welcome or appreciated, like she is our ONLY obstacle, sure Jan]

Joe: [‘in my head, she has freckles’ and tracing a pattern on her cheeks, just saying we picture you instead, cool]

Ray: [‘should try drawing a few on’ UM no don’t stab this girl in the face with the blunt kitchen knife we’re looking at with purpose]

Joe: [bucking our hips into you involuntarily ‘I should show you what happens when you push me’ and scowling on the low ‘cos we can’t deal with this]

Ray: [‘but wait, you can’t think about that, or her, more than me’ cos we’re like oh no he was into that and we must be prettier and more loved than every Sarah, excuse us]

Joe: [‘I’m not thinking about her, ever’ half-exasperated because that’s so obvious to us]

Ray: [‘boss’ genuinely so relieved like oh yay thank god, cos the insecurities of being this age and a girl mean it’s never that obvious to us]

Joe: [shaking our head but not harshly ‘you know what I would do for you’]

Ray: [‘and to me’ could not sound happier about it, actually buzzing]

Joe: [‘you’d never do this with anyone else, would you?’]

Ray: [shaking her head the exact same way he did a second ago and for the exact same reason that it couldn’t be more obvious that we would never, literally is repulsed by other lads to an almost comical degree]

Joe: [‘but you like when I do it, yeah?’ tilting her chin towards us ‘because I love you so much’]

Ray: [‘I like everything you do’ because true, everything he does however weird makes sense to us in a way that other people’s antics simply don’t]

Joe: [making mm good sort of reassuring noises ‘you could- I mean, you’ve done it in front of Bea probably, she’s not even blood’ oh boy we know what you’re saying shh]

Ray: [‘I will’ before the words are even out of his mouth or we have any clue what he’s trying to say because the energy is regardless we would do it with no hesitation whatsoever]

Joe: [when we know you agreed before understanding fully so we’re just looking at you TORN like do we accept that or nah, is this alright or nah ‘later?’ because if it’s wrong we’ll have totally calmed down and come to our senses by then, right?]

Ray: [‘whenever’ because just fully down at all times as if that’s not dangerous or troubling]

Joe: [‘I wanna see your face, what it looks like’ fully LOOKING now as if you could just do it right here on the grass in the middle of the day]

Ray: [SOS for the way she’s bringing her face closer and closer to his, somebody in this family needs to throw a bucket of water on you two]

Joe: [‘you think about me, don’t you’ when she’s close enough to feel your breath and for your lips to brush when they move as you say it]

Ray: [‘always’ because facts, you’re so in each other’s heads by this point]

Joe: [‘no one’s coming’ like I could take this so much further ‘cos where are they ‘just me and you forever’]

Ray: [‘nobody ever does’ cos tea, can’t and won’t be saved, soz gal ‘except for you’ when you genuinely feel like nobody else in this massive fam remotely notices or cares about you]

Joe: [doing our own sad face ‘I’ll do a better job’ the tea is you can’t but appreciate the effort ‘make you feel so better’]

Ray: [‘you can’t do no better’ 1000% mean that with our whole heart, we’re so happy today, the hottest tea is that a concert should not be giving you a reason to want to carry on living at age 11 but here we are]

Joe: [‘I can’ tilting her chin again and moving her head so the back on her neck is exposed to us and kissing her softly but quickly there]

Ray: [we can’t and won’t discuss the way that would involuntarily make her move in response, soz boy, we were about to protest because we’re not trying to add to the pressure you feel as oldest to do everything, but there’s no arguing with that]

Joe: [grabbing your waist as involuntarily and so tightly we shock ourselves slightly, starting to move her ourselves replicating and matching with our own movements ‘remember, we’re gonna share a king-size’]

Ray: [just allowing all of this to unfold, why wouldn’t we ‘I can’t let myself forget’ like yet again, don’t get it twisted this is one of the few things that make life worth living, not at all alarming]

Joe: [‘and none of that lot have a key’ maintaining these movements like we’re in a bed in private now]

Ray: [‘nor do I, only you do’ because she literally said she wouldn’t ever leave and we meant that, would definitely never leave the house now if that was allowed but your parents aren’t that unaware or uncaring soz hun]

Joe: [‘I keep you safe, away from the world, you’re too precious’ hugging her tighter again, pulling her so you’re both in a seated position now instead]

Ray: [‘you’re it, I don’t wanna be part of a world that’s fuck all else’ again the conviction of this, girl you’re 11]

Joe: [‘you’re the only person I love’ likewise]

Ray: [look at him because you feel the exact same way obvs ‘I know I should love them lot the same but-’ when you can’t finish that sentence because you don’t even really know why you can’t or don’t]

Joe: [shrug, not nonchalantly but after some consideration ‘they have each other’ like we do too, it’s no different]

Ray: [‘is right, and none of ‘em have had me the way you do’ yet again we just feel ignored or misunderstood by the rest of y’all soz but that’s how it is]

Joe: [‘good, they’d only fuck it up’ the faith we have in none of you, soz but we know why]

Ray: [excuse her trying not to cry at how true that is and how true it is that Joe has literally never, however weird we are]

Joe: [just back to stroking your hair ‘cos we know, no need to say anything]

Ray: [just have a moment to snuggle, clearly nobody is paying attention to you so, kiss his cheek after however long you’ve taken to recover and not sob like thanks]

Joe: [ignore every urge to convert that, thank you, just smile at her ‘one of us has to go first’ ‘cos 0 desire but all the desire to keep ramping this up]

Ray: [‘I owe you’ because we do, for the gift of mcr if nothing else, but not actually making a move to leave yet because likewise would rather stay here forever]

Joe: [an amused noise like yeah you do ‘only a bit’]

Ray: [a noise like oh excuse you/me and playfully fight him in a that was your cue to be like no you don’t it’s fine and go full gentleman about it lol kind of way but really you’re just prolonging how long you’re here and the closeness + physical touch of it all, we see you]

Joe: [at least you have an excuse to be down on the ground when one of your parents finally appears to be like come eat some food or whatever so we can break this up without either of you having to]

Ray: [not eating because we hold the food personally responsible for ruining our good time but cockblock achieved]

Joe: [we probably have some food ritual we have to stealthily engage in right now, ‘scuse us everyone]

Ray: [the guests you’d love to have at your bday, soz Bea]

Joe: [we know you two will piss off yourselves as soon as you can without offending mcvickers, ah what a charming age lmao]

Ray: [speaking of, I have to point out something that JUST occurred to me, I’ve never not had gig tickets go on sale on Friday at like 10am in the history of the world ever so that means this needs to be friday like after school vibes for said tickets to have been secured by Joe earlier on a skive and the potential for you pair to piss off at night to your dangerous location of choice and be buzzing because you have this secret now that none of your friends and his gf don’t know is too excellent]

Joe: [I looked and her bday this year was actually Wednesday but I’m gonna change it because I have an accidental 13 bias so her bday can be the 15th instead, it doesn’t change anything lol because yes, it’s definitely the vibe]

Ray: [Joe’s gf is gonna be fuming and I couldn’t be more amused by that, they already leave this gal out all the time so blatantly]

Joe: [there’s only so long you can convince yourself you want a ‘bad boy’ Sarah, he just doesn’t give a fuck is the actual reality you’re ignoring here]

Ray: [you’re definitely getting dumped soon, boy, thank god we can line another girl up to cockblock y’all because it’s the slutty alternative era]

Joe: [yeah this one be on the wetter hen side of things, some of them give as little shits obviously, even if they think Ray is weird as hell still]

Ray: [valid ladies, she is, but yeah, definitely giving the train track vibe of that other convo we did but more feral is my thinking]

Joe: [clearly barely a bastard train runs after 10pm so have at it children lmao, the way we’re going to be all over Sarah though will have you fuming]

Ray: [I might have to give you a boy to pay slight attention to so you don’t murder Sarah with a blunt kitchen knife but that’s fine, we know they’re around]

Joe: Go on then, what’s his name

Ray: Dan? Sam? Nah, Ben? 🤔

Joe: Three letters and dull, relatable

Ray: maybe I’m projecting & it’s something like Spider or Spike

Joe: that’ll be what he told you

Joe: meaning it’s deffo biblical, John, Peter, Paul, a combo of the above

Ray: 🤞 for JP even easier

Joe: you wish it was JD

Ray: I’d not waste no wishes on him

Joe: you don’t need to, you’re the only girl here got a date with Gerard and Frank in November

Ray: 👸🏼✨☠️

Ray: pure forgettable out here tonight but I won’t

Joe: Sarah fancies Mikey ☠️ likes ‘em young and cute

Ray: Sarah don’t know what she’s on about

Joe: oi, don’t slag me off like that

Ray: I didn’t she is

Joe: if she likes speccy lads, she can give Fraze a go next 🤓

Ray: & here I reckoned I was special for the 👀 she keeps on giving me 💔

Joe: she giving you evils?

Ray: can’t be aimed @ BenSamDan unless she’s dead devvo he’s older than 12

Joe: [go and tell her to stop staring like she was starting shit when she probably was not remotely lol]

Ray: [shamelessly not gonna hide how buzzing we are that you just got told off lol]

Joe: [poor girl probably gonna go cry and we’re just chilling on these tracks looking for shit people have dropped, any signs of blood, dead animals, the usual]

Ray: [soz that these two have other priorities and you’re not even on the list hun, bringing you a bottle or a cigarette or something to share with you as if we need a reason to come over and join you but also in thanks because Joseph keeps making her happy on this day]

Joe: [whichever it is we’re taking it and going harder than you remotely should need to at 12 and handing it back with a cheers sort of gesture]

Ray: [SUCH a grin in response because of course, and obviously going as hard back because we’re not Sarah in case anyone had any doubt, look away whoever this boy is, we’re not trying to impress you sir]

Joe: [the way we just ignore most people most of the time so we’re making no effort to involve you or leave you out honestly, picking up someone’s busted phone off these tracks and seeing if you can fuck your fingers up on the cracked screen of it all nonchalantly ‘seriously though, what I’ve heard, no one else here got tickets’ ‘cos defs be the talk of the town tonight]

Ray: [she’s the other way and hyper aware of everyone but does not want them to perceive her thanks so much, you know she’s gotta take that broken phone and try and do it too when we realise what he’s trying to achieve here, a nod because you would’ve heard that too obvs ‘not as smart as you’ in every possible way we mean that so sincerely]

Joe: [oh the be a girl, such fun, just putting your fingertips together after for a impromptu blood brothers moment which has clearly been done properly many times, smile back like tah ‘none of ‘em could get to Belfast anyhow’ like you two are so smart and mature compared to these other burnout kids]

Ray: [‘most of ‘em’d be made up to get back home’ like they’re that useless, gotta blast the mcr bops as if we’re doing it for y’all like we’ll have our own gig cos none of us have tickets hehe but really doing it because we’ve got Joseph’s hand and can shamelessly dance like that’s not a dangerous game]

Joe: [at least you have to mosh style dance, there’s no way you can be sexy about it, beyond enjoying the whole beating up to music thing, as many do]

Ray: [enjoy beating each other up and also take your chance to beat Sarah up via mosh pit vibes if she reappears from her crying]

Joe: [watch your back gurl]

Ray: [so we know the energy, is there anything you wanna make a specific note of before we move?]

Joe: [hmm, we probably know the tea, we can go to November now, or could do a lil stop in September when you’re separated and sad?]

Ray: [I think it’d be fun to do a September pitstop]

Joe: [lesgo baby]

Ray: 🦇🔦

Joe: thank god for the ☁️☁️☁️

Joe: or I wouldn’t see shit at this o’clock

Ray: & there’s no chance of a 🔊👂🩸 signal working now

Joe: can’t be hanging about the babies school now, can I

Ray: nor can I

Joe: so where are you going

Ray: Where WE going?

Joe: they’ve been cracking down at [a shopping centre you might frequent at weekends like mallgoths] so probably not worth it

Ray: I can 👀 Fraze & Bea I know they ain’t @ the park

Joe: park’s good

Joe: especially if he ain’t hanging about it

Ray: just loads of ☁️☁️☁️ like

Joe: not 🚬🚬🚬

Ray: y? you run out?

Joe: yeah, long day

Ray: you can have mine

Ray: 🖤🖤🖤

Joe: dead sweet still, s’comforting

Ray: I’ll be waiting on the swing to give you all the comfort you need

Joe: Well Lolita of you

Joe: don’t let [the local weirdo mentioned earlier] see you

Ray: got the uniform back on 👧🏼🍭🍬🍫 properly kidnappable as is

Joe: you want me to hang back ‘til the vans gone off with you then ☠️

Ray: if it’ll make you feel better

Joe: bit extreme to have you go missing just ‘cos I can’t 👀 you

Ray: nah you’d be allowed to pure miss me then

Joe: it’s just so weird, none of you being in the same place

Ray: it feels wrong to me 2

Ray: I hate it

Joe: anything could happen

Ray: we’ve gotta stop it

Joe: how

Ray: 🤔💭 I’ll do anything though

Joe: you can keep an eye on the little ones but I can’t trust them to keep an eye on you

Ray: I’ll stay where you can 👀 us

Joe: you’re gonna hate it here more, when you come

Ray: but we’ll be together again when I do

Joe: that’s one thing

Joe: the only thing

Ray: [tell him every horrible thought you’ve had about how you could and are willing to hurt yourself so you’re locked safe at home tomorrow sick from household poisons or injured and he doesn’t have to worry about you or all the ways he could so he can be the one who doesn’t have to go or the accidents you could get in via the busy road on the way home later so you could stay together, just blurting any and all of it out to see if it’ll cheer him up slightly]

Joe: Such a sweet talker

Joe: guess who I bumped into break time

Ray: [The local weirdo] & you’re gonna bring him cut out the middle man?

Joe: if only, aged out by first year

Joe: Sarah, the original one, that is

Ray: How’s she not aged out & what’s she doing not hanging about my school gates? must already be 😍💘🥰💖 don’t make sense unless she’s taken with no need for a 🎯

Joe: 😏 bet she’s missed you too

Joe: how often and completely she tortured herself was always her biggest appeal, like, ramped it up by getting a much more attractive bezzie to fuck with her self-esteem harder

Ray: 🙄 what’s her name seeing as she’s deffo next

Joe: All the same to you, though you keep carving it into trees she’ll deffo reconsider how much she hates herself, like 😍💘🥰💖

Ray: can’t help if she’s not potent enough to have it carved nowhere else

Joe: not even good for a cursed tat, sounds like a dead kids name, not your bird

Ray: least mine would have anyone who saw it reckon you were snatched by a sketchy fella driving a white van

Joe: the goal

Ray: or you think pick n mix is dead class 💘🍭🍬🍫 & pure feel like telling the dentist to do one

Joe: wish I was like the little ones still and acted like it was crack 😵

Joe: and the dentist gave you proper drugs more than an anesthetic in the hole

Ray: you’ll only lolita me a 2nd time if I swear to be a top high

Joe: a sound line, a song in there somewhere

Ray: probably leave it a bit before you write it down else Sarah’ll be made up to assume she’s back to being your muse

Joe: or you’ll think I’m thinking about Sadie, more like

Ray: if I’m 💭 about her it’ll be to ask myself y she’s called that

Ray: be a tattoo for a dead dog if you went ahead with that one like

Joe: good beatles tune but not one she probably wants sung about her

Ray: boss 💡 for when you’re homesick

Joe: Are you?

Ray: today

Joe: we’d both be in high school at home, be your first year instead of mine

Ray: it’s been going round my 🧠 adding to the wrongness

Joe: I know

Joe: fuck the park, we’ll head somewhere instead

Ray: Where?

Joe: don’t matter

Joe: just pick a train when we get there

Joe: I know how to get on the platform without paying

Ray: Sadie don’t know how lucky she is

Joe: I didn’t invite her

Joe: if we can’t stay safe together we may as well go fuck knows where and at least be unsafe in a fun way, right

Ray: yeah unsafe in every fun way

Ray: start your list

Joe: got ‘til home time, easily doable

Joe: and got this walk to guess what’s top of yours

Ray: 💔 if you’ve gotta take the whole thing to work out what I want

Joe: too many 💭s if anything, tah

Ray: something DanBenSam would 💬 to stall til he can get a clue

Joe: 💔 he didn’t come say hiya to us too

Ray: 💔 is right

Ray: default state of him if anything

Joe: can be first name on your list, when you work out which one is his proper

Ray: I didn’t invite him neither

Joe: your 💔 list

Ray: you’re first til I can ❌ you off

Joe: i’ll grow it back just for you to break ok 🖤

Ray: I’d ☠️ if I broke your 🖤

Joe: you won’t, you’re still sweet

Ray: I still love you it weren’t ur fault you had 2 leave me

Joe: you can’t stop

Ray: what would I even try to stop for?

Joe: dunno, if your 🧠 got unfucked along with life

Ray: permission granted to smack or stab us in the 🧠 then

Joe: lobotomies only to make you worse, promise

Ray: on your life

Joe: on yours, I’ll kill you and you won’t get to enjoy it because I’ll just do it execution style

Ray: & you think you’re 🖤less

Ray: nobody else could ever love me that much

Joe: you know I do

Ray: we stayed alive for each other today just like mum & dad

Joe: I’ll keep you safer than that

Joe: wouldn’t make you have a billion kids either

Ray: k what WOULD you make me do?

Joe: you wanna know or you wanna just enjoy it

Joe: you won’t have to have another 💭

Ray: you tell me

Ray: do I wanna know or don’t I?

Joe: exactly, got the hang of it already

Joe: you like it when I make you feel better, imagine if I could make you feel better than better

Ray: & how you’d feel doing it

Joe: yeah, it’d make you happy to make me feel good too

Ray: nothing else matters to me except making you feel better than you’ve imagined you could

Joe: I don’t deserve you but no one else is ever having you, understand

Ray: yeah you do you’re the only person who does

Joe: even if I don’t, you’re still mine, and I’ll take you even if I don’t believe that ever

Ray: you’ll believe it

Ray: I’m gonna do whatever it takes to make you

Joe: you’re so beautiful, Ray

Joe: even with all of their poison and rot, you’re even more perfect for it

Ray: you are 😳 how you 💭

Ray: there’s a song in everything you say

Joe: maybe it’s too cliche but I mean it and it is true about you

Joe: I just wanna dig it all out of you and you’ll be all bloody and new like a baby again, fresh start with no mistakes and bullshit

Ray: you could do it

Joe: what if it hurts more

Ray: how would it?

Joe: how I reckon too but

Ray: I ain’t scared

Ray: & I’d never be of you it don’t matter what happens

Joe: good

Ray: I wanna be new

Ray: fuck the rest of this bullshit

Joe: whatever we’ve been given, Joe and Ray, and the fear and the voices and the noise and no sleep and dread and panic and alienation

Joe: none of it’s worth keeping

Joe: we’ll start over

Ray: 🎼 to my 👂

Ray: this has been the longest day of my fucking life

Joe: it’s going to be harder waiting to do what I wanna do

Joe: but actually worth it, unlike school

Ray: have we gorra wait? can’t we do it now?

Joe: we have to wait for one part, at least

Joe: you’ll want it to be special

Joe: November should be nearer

Ray: [tell him how many days it is til this concert cos we’re obvs counting down and also how much money she’s saved cos she’d wanna pay for the trains or food or something since he bought the tickets]

Joe: you’re fucking adorable

Joe: meantime, we’ll have to make sure the days are shorter, then it’s not that bad

Ray: we’re smart at that 🦇🌜🦉🌚

Joe: new day can’t start if we don’t go to bed

Ray: I can do anything but keep missing you this much

Joe: I’ll fix it, somehow

Ray: I tried but fuck all worked

Joe: you can lie on me, listen to my 🖤

Joe: I won’t do nothing

Ray: you can do anything you want

Joe: shh, I’m trying to focus on you

Joe: it’s just different now, well, it is and it isn’t

Ray: different how?

Joe: I always felt it but now my body shows it all the time and I can’t stop it

Ray: you don’t gotta stop it

Ray: it’s not wrong no more than 😳 is

Ray: & anyway I’d go west @ you if you decided you weren’t gonna show us something

Joe: can’t have that, can we

Joe: you can see whatever you wanna see

Ray: we’re not gonna have secrets that’d be too different

Joe: s’not a secret, you’ve felt it

Ray: yeah but we might as well have taken a vow of silence about it since then

Joe: I didn’t think you liked it, not how I did

Ray: that’s why we’ve gotta keep on talking

Ray: your head tells you bullshit I don’t

Joe: okay, so tell me that you did then

Ray: tell me I didn’t mess it up first

Ray: it felt like I missed a cue or something you wanted me to pick up on

Ray: didn’t do something I was meant to or did something I wasn’t

Joe: you didn’t do anything wrong

Joe: I pushed it, that wasn’t a good idea

Joe: but nothing has changed between us

Ray: it must’ve been a bad 💡 you’ve not pushed again since

Joe: I’ve not let it get to that point, nah

Ray: idk how you can say I didn’t do something wrong

Joe: ‘cos it was me

Ray: you didn’t hold back with Sarah & you don’t even like her

Joe: I’m allowed to do what I like to Sarah, and the rest

Joe: I’m just a bit of a dick if I hurt them, but no one really cares, even them after a bit

Ray: you’re not that’s bullshit

Joe: how is it

Ray: you’re not allowed but you do & it wrecks me which makes you a massive dick

Joe: Ray

Ray: so does trying to use my name like that

Joe: what do you want me to do to make it up to you

Ray: I don’t know what there is to make up

Ray: just that I couldn’t work out where I went wrong with Ben’s help or whatever the fuck his name is & you’re not giving me none either

Joe: if you’d have done that to Ben it would’ve been very different

Joe: unless he’s got a conscience and worked out you’re too young for him, but still

Ray: he’ll not let me

Ray: it makes sense why if he’s got the same reasons as you

Joe: we can’t take it back

Joe: yeah, I stopped, but I still did it

Ray: don’t say that you want to

Joe: I didn’t

Joe: all I don’t want is to creep you out

Ray: who do you think I’ve turned into?

Joe: try and think of it the other way ‘round

Joe: what if you’d done something to me and you didn’t think I liked it

Ray: I wouldn’t be here if it was that way round

Ray: remember what I said about breaking your heart

Joe: you want me to kill myself

Joe: alright, easy

Ray: shut it

Ray: you’re still about cos you know you didn’t

Ray: however sly your 🧠💭 are with their agenda of trying to twist everything

Joe: just forget I said anything, yeah

Joe: my head’s just too fucked

Ray: I’ve been doing my best to forget for months like

Ray: keeping on @ that is bullshit too if it’s not pure what either of us want

Joe: do you think Bea and Fraze have done it

Ray: He’s scared of her

Ray: we don’t have nothing to be scared of

Joe: he should be

Ray: forget them

Ray: do you love me?

Joe: of course I do

Ray: then love me how you want

Joe: okay

Ray: swear

Joe: I swear I’ll try

Ray: me 2

Ray: I’ll not fuck it up next time

Joe: next time you’ll be ready

Ray: yeah I’ll be the one starting it & you’ll be made up

Joe: oh yeah?

Ray: promise & a threat 😏

Joe: 🔫🔫💀

Ray: you gonna properly wait how I’ve been on you since Bea’s bday or am I gonna bang all the girls at your new school while I’m @ it?

Joe: I weren’t trying to leave you out of shit

Joe: I thought you’d start it proper with Dan/Sam/Ben or some other twats

Ray: I’ll ask you again who do you reckon I’ve turned into

Joe: alright, alright

Joe: you ain’t a slag, all lads are

Ray: I’d sooner busy myself with a needle & thread than let him or any of his mates near me

Joe: no matter how long he grows his hair, he’s still well too boring for you

Ray: I’m just 2 holes to him 3 if he’s feeling dead brave

Joe: he wouldn’t be feeling anything for long

Joe: you don’t like him

Ray: I don’t like nobody but if I pretended for ages he’d believe us cos of what he’d get out of it

Joe: no point bothering if he’s got fuck all to offer back

Ray: he can have Sadie as you’ll not be needing her

Joe: put the bows down, Cupid

Ray: aim right yourself

Joe: fighting talk to doubt my aim in this family 😏

Ray: your fault if I’m in a 🥊 mood

Joe: deserved

Ray: is right

Ray: how slow do you wanna walk? 👀☠️

Joe: cheek, you remembered I’m not in the same building no more, yeah?

Ray: still come on

Ray: it’s like you don’t miss us as much by half

Joe: I’ll prove it

Ray: yeah?

Joe: 👀 this space

Ray: I’ll watch your 👀 your feet can drag if you’re 😳 or worse but they can’t lie

Joe:🔪🔪 ‘em out if they do

Ray: feed em to Sadie 🐶💦

Joe: hot

Ray: my 👅 is alright when you wanna talk it’s the rest

Joe: don’t wreck your head with the rest

Joe: we can talk about anything, that’s not nothing, like

Ray: Dan called us a ☠️🐟

Joe: when

Ray: it don’t matter if it was a month ago or yesterday

Ray: the soft lad’s not got it wrong

Joe: it does matter, why did you not tell me he’s chatting shit about you

Ray: I’d have had to tell you I’d 🤔💭 about necking him

Joe: so, that’s not the important bit

Ray: it is to me

Joe: he’s just gutted you never will now and being a twat about it

Ray: I’d maybe buy he was devvoed if he didn’t put a stop to it as soon as & leave us on my tod feeling such a divvy 🥄😳💔

Joe: it’s called negging, don’t fall for it

Joe: he’s boring

Ray: Sam’s a joke yeah so I’ve not smashed nothing myself by reckoning it’d be a boss 💡 to 💋 like & I couldn’t have you knowing what a twat I am

Ray: over my real ☠️ body

Joe: Hey, I know you better than anyone, so I already know what a twat you are

Joe: serious, everyone does it, it’s nothing to be 😳💔 about

Ray: 😏 k

Ray: but if we’re being serious you know my 🧠💩 won’t be told to calm it

Joe: so you want him banged out or nah

Ray: it’ll make you feel good

Joe: not at the expense of you feeling a worse divvy

Ray: that’s not the important bit

Joe: you’re the only important bit

Ray: I ain’t to him nor is he to us

Ray: be a 🥳 for you doing him in though & I like 👀 you buzzing

Joe: have to be tomorrow, he’s back in that direction ↩️

Joe: ‘less you like it that much

Ray: didn’t I say to you there & then I like everything you do?

Ray: I deffo thought it & wanted to tell you

Joe: replay never hurt nobody

Ray: swear it won’t wreck your head this time & I’ll ⏪▶️

Joe: 🤞

Ray: 🔁🖤🎼

Joe: [better say you show up now]

Ray: [throw yourself at him literally, only to hug but still]

Joe: [throw hands in a intense way because what a shit day and then you dropped that info]

Ray: [simply gotta cling to him as intensely for a ridiculous amount of time because too true, just the worst day ever being had by you both]

Joe: [do you now wanna skip to the actual date or do anything else here]

Ray: [hmm, maybe we should skip because we might get carried away if we do more here, I know what we’re like]

Joe: [skipskop chipshop]

Ray: 📅🥳🤩

Joe: ⏲

Ray: I can’t believe the wait’s over

Joe: we have to get there and get in

Joe: but the plans shouldn’t let us down, I’ve thought it over every way x2

Ray: You’ll get us there & I’ll get us in

Ray: I’ve chiefed clobber you’ll be thinking about in every way 2

Joe: sounds like top white noise

Joe: before the decent band gets on, opener is shite

Ray: course 🔊👂🩸 I’m not gonna let you down when I already know you won’t me

Joe: they can fuck off if they reckon we’re not coming in, it’s happening regardless of what some meathead on the door wants to sound off

Ray: 👸🏼✨☠️ you’ll have no doubts when you’ve 👀

Ray: 😈🖤👸🏼✂️✨🎈☠️🩸🦇🥀🌚🎯🎇🚨🌠🧲💣🎀💊🧷🧨🔪💋 still ain’t describing how much you’re gonna wanna 👀🔁 or how you’ll feel

Joe: Shit

Joe: well, feel like I’ve waited too long to ask for a preview so ⏲👀

Joe: you’re gonna have to get changed at the station, or on the train

Ray: I’ve owed you for longer like

Ray: train toilets won’t take none of the ✨ off it I’m too made up to show you

Joe: you look good in all the shitholes we have to be in, I know it won’t

Ray: speaking of if we’ve gotta hang about 🏠 for ages I’ll properly get a cob on & look like mum’s spitting image 🙄😒😤 you’ll be dead put off so let’s leg it ⏲

Joe: we just need to pack, so we can camp out if we have to and not die

Joe: and she’s never dressed up to look good for dad ever so it’s not a comparison you need to stress on

Ray: I packed when I couldn’t sleep but you should check it

Ray: I’ve not dressed up for you yet either

Joe: I will

Joe: 😏 alright, it’s not for my benefit but I can still appreciate it

Ray: nah it deffo is I just mean it’ll be the 1st time I have done

Joe: and the first time you can wear exactly what you want to

Joe: no mum to get a cob on, or Fraze

Ray: he can shut it reckoning he’s got say in if I look a show or don’t 🙄😒😤 scally clobber he walks about the estate wearing

Joe: yeah but he well don’t mind if any girls think he’s dead fit or not in ‘em 🙄😏

Joe: all for his benefit, that getup

Ray: back to mine being all for yours before I 🤢🤮 brekkie I can’t & haven’t had

Joe: you mean that?

Joe: chundering aside, obvs we’re all 🤢🤮 @ him

Ray: yeah I mean it

Joe: not even a 🤏 for Gerard?

Ray: I’d use my 🍬👅🍭 to talk him into getting us the keys to [their fantasy road their fantasy house is on] then we’d lock him out

Ray: the songs you’re gonna write will be pure class & only for me

Joe: I’ve got something

Joe: it’s not finished yet though, when it is

Joe: and we should go [where all the Irish famous people live ‘cos there was lowkey an area] maybe you want a holiday home

Ray: I love you

Ray: & 🖤💡🖤

Joe: you aren’t allowed to get bored of the same 4 walls or me

Ray: I don’t know what girl you’re thinking of but it ain’t me & that’s massively not allowed

Joe: I said I’d look after you, that includes aiming for happier than you are now, here

Joe: I can do better

Ray: you can & you will the 💡 you wouldn’t has never entered my head meaning it deffo can’t wreck it

Joe: I can’t wait to see you

Ray: come 👀 now

Ray: work out how much happiness you’re gonna be aiming past

Joe: when I’ve stopped 💭 about how good tonight is going to be

Ray: you’re not allowed to stop 💭 before you’ve shown us how good you’re thinking

Joe: that I’m going to do what Sam can’t

Joe: and show you how hot you are, make you feel it

Ray: I’d forgot about him

Joe: you’re never gonna think about the bullshit that prick was spouting again, or anything anyone says or does, for that matter

Ray: I’m ready to listen to nothing but you

Joe: your head better be as full of me as mine is of you

Ray: it’s head to toe already like idk how I could be any fuller 🧠🦴🩸🖤

Joe: you’ll see, after tonight, you’re not having a single thought that isn’t about me and you and all the things I’m going to do for you

Ray: it’s been killing me waiting but it had to be tonight

Joe: it’ll be perfect for you

Joe: I’ve needed you for so long, but I’d have to force myself to live forever just to feel the guilt if I hurt you or made you sad with what I want, I’d never do it

Joe: you’re ready now, I know that

Ray: it’s been really shite dealing with the voice in my head that don’t sound fuck all like yours

Joe: I’ll tell you what to think and do and feel and say

Joe: and you do the same for me

Ray: I’ve needed you my whole life

Joe: we’re twins, not you and him

Ray: we’re loads better

Ray: I’d pick you over & over I’ve never wanted him about

Joe: you make me make sense, I’m not alone when I have you

Joe: I want you with me every way we can, I don’t care what anyone would have to say about it, we’re not whole without each other

Ray: nothing made sense before I let you in

Joe: if you let me, keep letting me, I won’t ever need to look at another girl

Joe: I’ve always wanted it to be you, you believe that, don’t you

Ray: in your head she had freckles

Ray: I remember

Joe: you know how often I’ve stood outside your room, so close to coming in and letting you see how much I love you in every way

Joe: how easy it would be

Ray: that easy for a reason

Joe: no one would know, no one sees us

Ray: you’re the only person I want to see me

Ray: I don’t care if it hurts when you do

Joe: We should start using it to our benefit, how little they give a fuck

Joe: it’s beyond obvious what’s going to happen with Fraze and Bea and they ain’t doing a thing about that either

Joe: I want to keep you in my room, my bed, like you wanted, safe

Ray: nobody’ll miss me

Ray: I’m only here when it’s for their benefit needing someone to watch after Ali Ro & Tommo

Joe: my bones miss you

Joe: it doesn’t stop

Joe: I’m as obsessed with you as the voices are pain

Ray: mine feel as hollow as the rest of me but that’ll stop now you’re gonna make me new

Joe: if it hurts, you’ll know you’re alive

Joe: I could make it better but I think it still will, even if I did

Ray: it don’t matter

Ray: I’d break myself in half & half again as many times as you wanted to fit where you told me to

Joe: if you bleed, you can make me bleed right back, always

Ray: I want to always

Joe: you know how I feel about blood

Ray: we have to get as much out of me as we can

Ray: the old

Ray: or it could ruin what you’re trying to do

Joe: being covered in your blood will be the happiest I’ve been so far

Joe: you can cry and puke and whatever else you want, I can push you to the edge and stop you from falling

Ray: if you killed me I’d find my way back

Ray: there’s too much I gotta be alive for

Joe: I’m gonna hurt you so carefully

Joe: it’s not going to go wrong, it’s going to be like ecstasy times a thousand, you’ll beg me to keep going

Ray: it don’t go wrong when you’re in control of it nothing does

Joe: I need you to be alive as much as you need to be on the brink of death with me, you’re the only reason to pull back, to keep playing

Ray: I swear I’ll be more alive than you’ve ever 👀 us be

Ray: you’re my same reason to bother

Joe: you’ll understand, when you know how much pleasure comes with the fear and pain

Joe: I can’t tell you how wired I feel right now, to get to spend so much alone time with you tonight

Ray: I understand feeling fucking wired at least

Joe: when we’re at the concert, and you’re pressed into me, and I can put my hands wherever I want, and the music is all that’s in anyone’s head and beating through our chests

Ray: but til then what?

Ray: you can’t leave us counting down with nothing but the numbers behind my eyes

Joe: where are you right now

Ray: my bed

Joe: so stop holding back, find your school tie and tie it tight ‘round your throat

Ray: 👀🌟🌟

Ray: I don’t deserve how sharp you are

Joe: you’ve got a chance to redeem yourself, where does your other hand need to be

Ray: wherever you say

Joe: oh baby ray, I don’t deserve you

Ray: I’m blank til you write something

Ray: there’s nothing to deserve right now like

Joe: where does it hurt the most?

Ray: where it shouldn’t hurt

Ray: doesn’t wreck anyone else

Joe: do you want to wait for me to show you, how to make it all better

Ray: do you?

Joe: pull it tighter, there’s too much oxygen in your brain

Ray: alright, I’ll make the questions stop

Joe: when your vision starts going dark, let go, not before then

Joe: the numbers and questions will disappear with your breath

Ray: boss

Joe: good girl

Ray: if you don’t appear I’ll be a sad girl

Ray: the saddest

Joe: I don’t know if I’ll be able to hold back if I see you looking like that

Ray: hold onto the door frame

Joe: tie yourself to the other side of it

Joe: you need me that bad, prove it

Ray: I’ll do anything

Joe: it’ll be like when we pulled out your tooth with the string and the door handle that time

Joe: but now, I’m going to make you pass out

Ray: I should’ve given it to you instead of putting it under my pillow

Joe: I’m mad, actually, I want it back, bet they didn’t keep none though

Ray: @ the back where nobody else’ll know pick a new tooth & pull it out

Joe: I’m picking it with my tongue

Joe: once I’ve felt every one

Ray: & you’ve shown me what to do with mine

Joe: you’re good with it, you already know that about yourself

Joe: even passed out, you’d react to me, you always have pushed yourself into me, instinct

Ray: I want it to be like you’ve 💭

Joe: you’re a dream sister

Joe: even if it went wrong, it would be exactly what I want, it’s you, you’ve given me everything I need by wanting me too

Ray: but if it went wrong again you’d go back to hanging about with other girls

Ray: you’d tell me I’m still not ready

Joe: I want to teach you, like I did riding your bike and tying your shoes

Joe: you need to realise how close I am to coming in there and fucking you because of how good you are at being my little sister

Joe: no other girl will ever be what you are to me

Ray: that’s exactly what I want

Joe: which part

Ray: the part where you say I’ve got 0 competition & mean it

Joe: I do and you’re gonna believe it after tonight

Ray: I do & tonight ain’t happened yet

Joe: when I work in music, we’ll get to go to every good gig, for free

Joe: you could write music reviews on your fancy laptop and they’d pay us to be there

Ray: serious 😳 you reckon I could?

Joe: Deffo

Joe: your opinion is always spot on and you just say it how it is, not loads of pretentious music wank

Ray: then we’re doing it

Joe: yeah?

Ray: but you’ve gotta read some of my diary first check ALL my opinions before I’m as bute as Bea

Joe: I wanna know what you write about

Joe: if it matches how I 💭 your 🧠 looking from the inside

Ray: I’ll leave it in your bed for when we have to come back 🏠 under your pillow instead of my 🦷🦷🦷

Ray: reckon I’ve gorra keep at least a couple for your benefit 🦇🧛🏼‍♀️🐍🕷

Joe: 🤘👵🤘

Joe: can turn some of the 📔 into 🎼

Ray: long as there’s no direct quotes you’ll have to sharpen what I’ve 💭📝 loads first

Joe: it’ll be better than you reckon

Ray: you reckon I’m better than I am

Joe: you chat down on yourself, like I wouldn’t let no one else on you

Ray: why do you let us then?

Joe: it might make you feel better, I dunno

Joe: not going to judge your methods

Ray: you could get me to shut it dead easy & I trust yours

Joe: I could

Joe: if it’s doing my head in more than it’s doing owt to fix yours, I will

Ray: it wrecks more than it fixes mine 🔇

Joe: now I know

Joe: 🤐

Ray: 🖤

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youjustwaitsunshine · 3 years

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i am going to commit a Crime WHY cant people, when rating f1 drivers logos, USE SEBASTIAN VETTELS ACTUAL LOGO? ARE YOU THICK? JUST FUCKEN GOOGLE SEBASTIAN VETTEL LOGO AND IT IS RIGHT THERE LITERALLY FIRST RESULT

please this is pissing me off so much his logo is so great and then people take the fucking number five logo which is also nice and i like it BUT WHY NOT THE PERFECT LOGO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHEN SEBASTIAN VETTEL STARTED IN F1 YOU COULDN'T EVEN CHOOSE YOUR FUCKING INDIVIDUAL NUMBERS THAT NUMBER FIVE IS SO RECENT COME ON DO BETTER HIS LOGO IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE BIG AS IT GETS SLAP BANG IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS HELMET PLEASE DO MINIMAL RESEARCH

yes ik the number five logo is on there too but cmon it is at the top of his website it is on his old merch please minimal effort also correct me if im wrong but the number five literally has to be on his helmet by fia regulation

his logo is literally the best one and people dont even know it exists it makes me so ANGRY i wrote a short post about the logo already where i calmly stated why it is perfect so WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE THIS MISTAKE

has your fave been done dirty when people rate his logo? are you enraged? if so please lmk we ride at dawn

#this isn't meant to specifically attack people EXCEPT FOR TOMMO F1 #i knew hed do seb dirty but the way he was like lmao idk if this really is his logo but yeh i just used it anyways made me go spartan rage #dont take this too seriously im begging you #sebastian vettel #but seb logo make me go brrr and the DISRESPECT #ok enough of that #long post

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niallandtommo · 3 years

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i was tagged by @dearmrsawyer to answer these questions and then tag 5 people. thank you jamila!!! <3

name/nickname: stefanie/stef or steffi

gender: female

star sign: gemini

height: 178cm (yes i’m tall dfjgfd)

birthday: may 28

favourite bands: one direction, sunrise avenue, little mix, new hope club

song stuck in my head: don’t forget where you belong lmao

last movie: the last tatbilb movie

last show: i’m watching grey’s anatomy right now lol

when did i create this blog: this one in january 2014 but i had another one that i made in 2013

what do i post: one direction lol, a lot of julie and the phantoms at the moment and a bunch of random text posts

last thing googled: ‘betaisodona entzündung nagel’ fkjdghfGJDFHG BYE

other blogs: only this one. i mean i still have that old one from 2013 but i deleted everything and just reblogged a bunch of my old edits because a few years ago a lot of blogs got deleted so i guess it was kinda my backup blog but i don’t use it anymore

do i get asks: uhhh sometimes? not that many tbh

why i chose my url: on january 1st 2017 louis posted a selfie, niall commented with ‘hello tommo’, louis replied with ‘hello neil’ and also i’m a nouie lol

following: 79

followers: 12,194 (so many people unfollowed me in the past few days dkfjfjg probably because of all the jatp posts i’m not sorry)

average hours of sleep: about 7 hours i think

lucky number: i wouldn’t say it’s my lucky number but 4 is my favorite number

instruments: i can play the piano, guitar and i always forget what’s it’s called but google tells me it’s called recorder lol

what am i wearing: my hbw hoodie and my harry potter pants lmfao

dream job: oof i wish i knew the answer to this one. i mean if we’re talking about like actual dream job, i’d love to be an actress?? but if we’re talking about real life dream job, then i guess something with kids? i don’t really know anymore

dream trip: ireland sigh i wanted to go last year to see niall in dublin rip

favourite food: pizza and pasta

nationality: german

favourite song: i have way too many

last book read: i have no idea kdfjgdf i don’t read books anymore so it was probably one of the harry potter books 5+ years ago??

top three fictional universes i'd like to live in: umm harry potter, grey’s anatomy and julie and the phantoms (hello i’d like to be in a ghost band)

#too lazy to tag people (as always)#but feel free to do this!!#thank you jamila :D

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horansqueen · 3 years

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What the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK?!!! Louis Tomlinson you jeslous bitch i hate you!!!!

Poor Niall i feel so sorry for him watching his soulmate go on date with different boy! I can tell Tomlinson is so proud of himself for doing this…

And double date? With his girlfriend he “let” Millie for? Wrong, WRONG MOVE TOMMO!!!

:do you think Louis made a point?

No he’s just jeslous bitch! He should be happy for her and Niall, when he broke her Heart!!

Do you think Millie shouldn’t have gone at all?

I don’t know, she needs to meet new people, but not when she’s feeling something for Niall and im sure as hell that she knows Niall Feels the same way!

What do you think of Niall’s reaction and what he said?

Im really sorry for him, I feel like Millie doesnt know what she wants and is hurting Niall. She needs to make up her mind!!

Love it Liv, love it and love you!!! Thank sou for writing this amazing story!! 🥺♥️♥️♥️

hahahahahah! that reaction made me laugh lmao! yea Louis isnt being a good friend atm lol but im sure hell come around :P

i looooove that you used the word "soulmate" about Niall and Millie!!!

yea Louis' idea wasnt that good but at least he wasnt all over his gf during the date so at least thats that!

lmao youre so mad at Louis and i totally understand lol i just love how you express it! we both know it wont work tho, Millie and Niall are too close and have way too strong feelings for each other to let a blind date ruin what they have!

i agree that Millie is probably very confused and at the same time, its the first time she has someone like Niall as a (close) friend so shes scared to ruin it (shell explain it more at some point)

thank you so much for commenting and reblogging and reading! it means the world to me! i love youuuuu!!! 💖

#niallerlover #my fanfics #newangel

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cherry-holland · 5 years

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Dmitri Island: ch 1

A/n: here’s the first chapter!!! Sorry it’s so long I wanted to get the reader and Tom’s back history started!! But I hope y’all enjoy it 🥰

Beep, beep, beep.

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The blaring sound of your alarm rang through your ears, waking you from your dreamless slumber. Groaning, you fiddled around in the darkness searching for your phone.

Where is this damn thing? And why is it so loud?

Once you found it, you brought it close to your face and stopped the obnoxious alarm from ringing anymore to give you a peace of mind. Your phone cleared the alarm away from the screen as you saw a row of messages from Tom, your best friend.

T: loooooooove, WAKE UP!!!!!!

T: (y/n/n), I need you!!!!!!! 😭

T: Come overrrrrr 🥺

T: this is verrrrry important (y/n/n), n I need ur help ASAP xxx

T: (Y/N)!!!! ANSWER ME THIS IS URGENT 😰😰😭😭🥺🥺

“Oh my gosh,” you let out a loud laugh as you scroll through the extensive, dramatic messages left by Tom.

Some say it was crazy how you met Tom. You had just moved to London after your job had you transfer to run their UK division from your cozy, well-known New York office. You were so excited for the opportunity for change, even though you loved your NY team. You were desperate for a change of pace, so it was only natural for you to say yes to the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Not too long after you moved, you were checking out the scene that engulfed your new apartment, and had stumbled on a cute & quaint coffee shop. You walked in, and was in the middle of picking up your coffee when you felt a stiff, dark figure bump into your left shoulder, causing the coffee to spill everywhere.

You let out a small gasp as the scalding cup of coffee landed on the sleeve of your grey sweater. How in the hell does this happen to me? You were about to curse out the person who bumped you when you looked up and saw what was the most beautiful boy you had ever seen.

He was dressed in all black, with the collar of his pea coat cuffed up to cover his neck from the London cold. He definitely looked to be about your age, maybe a bit younger if anything. He had the most gorgeous head of dark brown curls, and they looked so glossy and soft under the warm lights of the dim cafe. His dark brown eyes were wide with fear (probably because of the scowl you were sporting) and embarrassment, but still there was a glimmer of something else you couldn’t make out. His chiseled face was flushing a deep red, and his mouth was hung wide open.

“Oh my God, I am so sorry, love. I wasn’t paying attention and didn’t see you there and-“

“No, no, it’s okay,” you sighed, feeling the creases of your forehead lift at the sight of the boy in front of you. “It was an accident, it’s all good.”

“Oh, good,” the boy relaxed, “because I thought you were gonna full-on beat me up.”

Your ears perked at his charming British accent, something you still hadn’t gotten used to after being in the UK for about a week at that point. “Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. It’s not usually a good thing when someone does what you did where I’m from, guess it was a quick reaction.”

“It’s okay, darling,” the boy smiled. “Where I’m from, it’s usually a cause for conversation with a pretty girl.”

“Hmm, is that so?” You felt your cheeks get hot at his comment and tried to flush it down by feigning confidence. “Well that’s a funny way to get someone’s attention. Guess that’s how it is over here, innit?”

“Yeah, it’s an unusual way, but it works quite often for me,” the boy winked at you as you felt the heat return to your face. “I’m Tom, by the way.”

“Hi Tom, I’m (y/n),” you replied, sticking out your hand to reach Tom’s already outstretched hand.

After that initial conversation, the two of you sat down in that coffee shop and talked for hours, getting to know one another. You found out he was an actor, and that he had just left New York after filming the new Spider-Man movie, and he found out you were from New York and the reason for your move.

Ever since that day, the two of you were inseparable. Even Tom’s friends and family would comment at how he always seemed to be by your side, but it never traveled over that line. That invisible line between friends and lovers, despite the fact that it felt like you two were always dancing around that line.

You were pulled out of your thoughts at your phone dinging, signaling another text coming through. However, it was not Tom that was ringing you this time, but Harrison, Tom’s best friend who was also yours.

Haz: dude, if you don’t get your 🍑 over here ASAP, tommo’s gonna combust 🙃

You: lmao, I’m coming!!!! Tell the div to chill and I’ll be by within the hour 💃🏽

You type away, and went to your contacts and searched for Tom’s number, hitting the call button as you peeled yourself out of bed to grab some caffeine.

“You know, a simple reply would have been really great, (y/n). Almost gave me a heart attack,” Tom’s dramatic voice filled your kitchen after not even one ring.

“Well good morning to you, too. Tommy, you know Saturday’s are my days to sleep in. Not everyone has the requirement to wake up at ungodly hours on weekends to exercise,” you chuckled. Sometimes, being friends with an actor can be so... dramatic.

“It’s a part of the job, darling. This is my line of work,” Tom replied, and you could hear the sarcasm dripping in his voice.

“Sorry your line of work sucks,” you snorted as the beeping of your coffee maker sounded, signaling the end of the brewing.

“(Y/n), are you seriously still drinking coffee? We have to change that - you’re a Londoner now!” Tom shouted.

“No way, Tommy. I’m a New Yorker through and through, and there is no way I’m gonna have tea before coffee. Once a New Yorker-“

“Always a New Yorker. I know,” Tom interrupted, causing both of you to laugh. “So, darling, when are you popping on over?”

“Soon. I still have to get presentable, you know. Can’t come over in my pj’s,” you speak while taking a big gulp of the sweet caffeine in your favorite mug. It was a mug Tom and Harrison had given you for Christmas, and it had a picture of the New York City skyline covering the entirety of the mug. They gave it to you because it was the first Christmas you were not able to go home, so the two of them, Tom’s brothers Sam & Harry, and you guys’ other best friend, Tuwaine, brought Christmas in New York to you. Tom had organized the whole thing, and it made your heart swell.

There were so many moments in you guys’ friendship that twisted your heart in ways that should have killed you in the best way. But that day was the day everything changed for you. The way the day was planned, down to the gift that he and Harrison (but mainly Tom, because Harrison sometimes has a tendency of forgetting things) had gotten you, made you realize you were falling for your best friend.

It was hard not to - Tom is gorgeous. Like the kind of gorgeous that could take your breath away. And what made it even better is his sweet heart. He loved people with his whole heart, and he always made sure everyone who was around him was well taken care of. Despite his movie-star status, he still remained humble, which was so admirable to you.

“(Y/n/n), you could come over in a garbage bag and it would still be acceptable in my house,” Tom giggled, interrupting your thoughts.

“Oh hush, you. Okay, lemme get ready and I’ll be there in 30!”

“Okay, darling! See you soon!”

With that, you hung up and padded over to your room. You opened the sliding doors of your closet, sifting through the cozy linens and sweaters lined up in color order. London was a lot colder than New York during the fall, which you appreciated, but sometimes it got hard finding an outfit to fit this chilly weather. So you went with your go-to.

Working in the city taught you a lot about fashion, especially working with a fashion magazine. You were always up-to-date on trends because of it, and being editor-in-chief, it was necessary. Most people would go for a full-on sweatsuit with old sneakers, but your mind was trained to always look put-together, even when you were being “bummy”.

You pulled out your black jogger sweatpants and a long-sleeved, white, cropped graphic tee with an artsy-looking face on it, and your undergarments. You threw it on, and fast-walked to your bathroom, where you washed your face and brushed your teeth. Afterwards, you put on a little bit of concealer, blush, mascara, and eyebrows, and ruffled your hair out of its bun. You didn’t care to style it because it was your day off, and you were just going to hang out with your best friends, so it was highly unnecessary. Also, you were having a pretty decent hair day, so you just went with it.

Before leaving, you grabbed your black and white-speckled pea coat and slid on some pointed black flats. You took your keys and purse, and before opening the door, you grabbed your phone and headed out the door.

Fifteen minutes later, you pulled up to Tom and Harrison’s apartment and hit their buzzer four times. You hear the lock click, and you quickly walked into the warm building.

You could hear the chatter of multiple boys behind the door of their apartment before opening it. Tom and Harrison always knew to leave the door unlocked when you came over, mainly because of laziness, but it was definitely more of a comfortability, which you didn’t understand.

“You know, boys, having your door unlocked is super dangerous. I could’ve been a murderer for all you know,” you shouted as you stepped into the cozy modern apartment.

“(Y/n), we know it’s you. You have such a unique buzzer, so we always know,” Harrison rolled his eyes as he walked over to give you a hug.

“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Where’s the fussy boy at?” You replied as you were taking off your coat.

“Over here!” Tom perked up from behind the massive dark grey couch. His wet, post-shower curls bounced up from over the cushions, his face painted with a huge grin.

“What are y’all doing?” You asked as you made your way over to sit by Tom on the couch. While walking over, you saw the heads of more familiar sets of brown curly hair turn to face you.

“We’re looking to see where we all wanna go next on holiday, (y/n/n)!” Sam, one of the twins grinned.

“Yeah, we’re going on holidayyyyy!” Harry, the other twin, perked up, his grin reaching the freckles that lined his cheeks.

“No way! Is this what you were bugging me about, Holland?” You bump Tom in the shoulder as you sat down.

“Yes! I told you it was urgent! We need help finding a place,” Tom replied, tugging your arm in fake desperation.

“Okay, okay. Let’s look and see what we can find,” you sighed, eyes lighting up in playfulness at his response.

You took out your phone and began searching. It felt like forever, because there were so many different places you guys looked at. And it seemed like everyone was saying “no” to everyone’s ideas.

Twenty minutes later, your landed on a page talking about this island in the states that you had never heard of. The header of the article read, DMITRI ISLAND: THE BEST DESTINATION YOU NEVER HEARD OF. You figured, hmm, this could be worth a shot. You skimmed the article quickly, and as you were reading it, you knew in your heart this was it.

“Hey, have y’all heard about this? There’s this island that’s off the coastline where there’s only a population of 110 people, and there’s all this historic stuff about it and the only mode of transportation is golf carts,” you said, scrolling through the beautiful photos of the island you found on google.

“No I don’t think I have. What does it look like?” Tom asked, leaning over your shoulder as you scroll through. He rested his cheek on your shoulder while his curious brown eyes scanned the screen, causing a faint blush creep onto your face.

“Guys, we’re supposed to be looking for vacation spots, not desolate islands,” Harrison groaned into his phone, giving your right arm a little shove.

“Oh come on, Haz, this is a vacation spot! There’s multiple accesses to the beach, a live lounge where music plays all throughout the weekend, a tequila distillery, and a massive golf course in one of the hotels that are there,” you laugh, returning the shove into his left arm while wiggling your eyebrows.

“A golf course?! Mate, we’re definitely going. (Y/n), book the ferry tickets!” Harry perked up from his current binge of Stranger Things on the enormous SmartTV to jump out of his seat, shaking Harrison’s right shoulder in agreement.

You had to laugh to yourself at your friends. They were all so different, and such dorks, you just couldn’t help but admire their banter and energy. “Alright, y’all, the ferry tickets are booked. Vacation, here we come!”

A chorus of shouts and cheers erupted in the expansive living room of the boys’ apartment as the excitement and promise of a relaxing vacation starts to become a reality.

You know the boys needed this vacation, especially Tom. They all have been working so hard to get their careers on the path that they desire, and Tom has his fair share of craziness this past year. With Far From Home, Endgame, the press tours, and his other projects that were coming up, you knew he was exhausted beyond belief. He wouldn’t admit it to himself, but he desperately needed a break from reality. And that’s what you vowed you would do - get him and the boys a chance to breathe without people constantly bombarding them with questions, invading their personal life.

You were determined to make this vacation worthwhile, and as you looked down at Tom, you saw a new glow lit deep within him. His smile was practically taking up his entire face, he had a small flush of pink on the apples of his cheeks, and a glint of excitement in his deep brown eyes.

And it was a glow you wanted to continue seeing in him.

A glow you wanted to be the reason for.

#tom holland #tom holland x reader #tom holland imagine #tom holland blurb

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narrie · 4 years

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i think i heard louis voice in el’s ig story 🥺 i’m fed of elounor crumbs but their happiness makes me happy as well and i’m pretty sure they’re married (not necessarily in the legal way with the papers and all), and if louis hadn’t proposed yet i will, watch your back tommo lmao 😔

they were with his fam for lottie’s bday 🥺 and she got the twins presents as well, how cute and thoughtful 🥺🥺🥺 honestly forget a louis, spare hand in marriage ma’am? 💍

#ask

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beans-sprout · 2 years

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this is a very long message, but!! if you want to get into f1, there are a few ways to do it:

drive to survive on netflix: i've seen you are already watching, but DtS is a good introduction to the more human aspect of the sport, to get a feel of who you like. it gives the very basics of racing, and the controversies in each year it was filmed, but be careful! don't take it all as fact. they often overlay radio messages from unrelated situations to different ones, and they often play up drama that isn't there for the sake of making "good tv".

formula 1 highlights: watching the highlights for free practice 1, 2 and 3 as well as those for qualifying, sprint races and the races themselves generally helps with a greater understanding of the sport, and you can see how teams progress through each session and how different cars swing in performance around different tracks. you can find these on the formula 1 youtube channel!

youtube: there are plenty of youtube channels which can help you understand aspects of the sport, whether that be from the fan point of view (wtf1, tommo, veloce/live fast) or the technical view (chainbear, driver61). find the people and pundits you like via your youtube recommendations, but don't be afraid to branch out and find different opinions.

reddit: it can sometimes be a toxic place, but r/formula1 often has lots of great discussions about the races, drivers and teams, and collects some of the most interesting/important news articles and videos into one place; they also have a daily discussion thread in which you can ask questions if you need. r/f1technical does a fantastic job of discussing the actual engineering and car performance aspects of the sport, too.

i'd generally say to stay away from twitter until you really have a grasp on which drivers and teams you like, and you have a good understanding of the sport, with all its good, bad and ugly. it can devolve into a pretty toxic place, and often new fans can get rallied upon for somewhat ignorant takes, despite the fact that they're just learning the sport, or for supporting certain drivers over others.

just as an fyi: pretty much every team and driver has done or said something controversial at some point, but the one you should be really aware of is nikita mazepin, who's gone far and above anything anyone else has done. this is a good thread about it, just so you're aware of it.

once you get into f1, and if you're craving more, i'd recommend getting into formula 2 and 3 as well; they're the feeder series to f1 and have more or less the same cars throughout the field (so is more driver based than car), and you get to see young up and coming drivers that aspire to get to f1 too.

but most of all, just enjoy it. you can get as involved as you want, and often the best way of getting into the sport is just by watching the grand prix weekends in full, which can be done via subscribing to F1TV Pro, depending on your country (or streaming them... very, very.... legally)

i hope you have fun! :)

You the best! I decided to put dts on hold for now until I can watch some more videos/factual things. I know the point of it is to provide entertainment and I found myself already rooting for/against specific drivers bc of the storylines so I don't want to sour myself on specific people just yet.

I'll start with YouTube and watch a race weekend so I can get a better idea. Twitter is usually brutal so I'm gonna stay away for the foreseeable future lmao

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daddyqr · 3 years

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its so funny to me how louis calls himself "tommo top dollar" and then proceeds to only flirt with beefy masculine men in every interview and as a judge too

that's fair but bottom dollar doesn't rhyme the same way sadly :-/ he had to use the t word but he does really have a type and it's all taller and bigger and masc lmao

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vloggerliam · 7 years

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Why is Liam so underrated? :/ www(.)billboard(.)com/articles/columns/pop/7743445/one-direction-solo-albums-poll-vote

Hi friend,I KNOW I have been sitting on this ask since forever but I’ll be honest, at first, I kept responding to this and then kept retracting and, repeat. The text always ended up in verbiage. Anyway, since you’ve sent me this link, it’s good to know that Liam’s been in the lead for quite a few days and currently I am not sure of who stands where since there is fluctuation, as there should be, but Liam’s definitely holding decent in the polls. Addressing the topic at hand, when I see people under-appreciating Liam even today, I go all

I’ve pondered a little over this, and I think the main reason Liam usually gets unfairly sidelined could be assigned to one and/or more of the following reasons:1. Liam’s narrative. Right from the early days, Liam was pinned as the responsible one. For the record, I don’t know why it’s deemed as an undesirable trait because it is not. I always say this and I’ll say it again, Liam is truly magnificent because not only is he A+ in almost everything, he also makes me want to be a better version of myself. I honestly wish I had these inherent leadership traits that Liam possesses. Do you know how often my lecturers stress the importance of leadership values and responsible behavior in the real world? That Liam is naturally capable of maneuvering stressful situations and making them bearable, not only for the boys but also the fans, by and large, is a very very admirable attribute. Like, even in his interview with Rollacoaster, that quote about him taking over because he wanted the other boys to have the moment? WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER, LIKE LITERALLY? However, somehow he even got tagged as boring and dumb along the way – neither of which holds true, lmao. People judge Liam’s intellect and wisdom on the basis of his typing style on Twitter, even as they keysmash on tumblr to express excitement? Liam has been handling all the paperwork and business obligations for a while now. Liam ALSO has been co-writing the songs with Louis. Liam’s interviews with 1D have always been funny and entertaining. Liam has excellent presence of mind and is quite spontaneous as was obvious during 1DDay. He undoubtedly hosted the show sooo well. I mean, the list is endless.Liam’s humour is so sassy, snarky and sometimes the driest, and I love it? He also oscillates between being extremely dorky and throwing incisive shade, haha. I dunno how it gets over the heads of so many, ahem, smart fans. Then again, that the beauty. Imagine getting playfully dragged by Liam… AAAH! (whichever drag you thought of is the correct answer)2. Liam’s position in the band, musically. Now, I know this is a continual debate and obviously everyone is going to fight on who is the best off 1D, and obviously everyone would choose their fave, but I’m willing to fight anyone who dares call Liam’s voice “boring” or any of the illogical things they come up with. I bet you these are the very people who go all 2+2 = Europe, I mean???Liam has always been the fulcrum of the band. There is no questioning one’s choice and likes and preferences but if you describe Liam as someone who doesn’t have superior talent, my dude, my bro, my mate…. Carry on with the delusions, I guess. Liam’s voice is a treasure, Liam is one of the strongest yet one of the most underrated Baritones in music today. That has a lot to do with his branding whilst in 1D. Now, in no means am I an expert and I don’t claim to be one either, but it hardly takes rocket science to discern that One Direction’s sound was structured around everyone’s voices but Liam’s, or at best, the least around him. I once read a post and I wish I could find it so I’d link it here. It essentially points out how it is worth considering that we never got to listen to Liam hit the same notes as he did during his second audition at the X Factor. Hmm, wonder why….. There’s been a lot of fuckery involving the solo duration, with Liam’s verses regressing in duration, but that’s not all. Liam had less time on melodies and more on harmonies (specifically backing harmonies) and that’s probably another reason as to why if you listen to the songs clearly, Liam is doing a lot – in most of the songs – but you hardly ever register that because that’s exactly what the intent is: to render his backing harmonies as backing harmonies. There’s hardly any emphasis on his net contribution to every track. Then there’s this huge issue with the fandom and the songwriting and crediting all of the Lilo songs to Louis. I get that Liam himself acknowledges Louis as a very creative co-songwriter and I am not taking that away from our Tommo, never. But all these lines that the fandom cry and fond over and sing praises for? What if those were created by Liam and not Louis? This fandom is so repulsive, lmao. Coming back to 1D’s production, how often do you come across pop artists who sound better live than they do on edited polished pieces of recorded studio version? I hardly do. I personally believe Liam has that beautiful voice that no studio recorded version could do absolute justice to and yes, the real sparks of goosebumps prickle your skin fully when you listen to Liam live, yet there’s something deeply wrong if Liam hits all those brilliant notes by improvising on stage and yet hardly gets the chance to do it on the album. I think this is why I personally cherish Never Enough, it’s the closest we’ve come, really. 3. The fandom and the various sects. There is no denying that there is abject inequality with the way the boys are treated within the fandom, by their so called fans, and this reflects in the way the media handles the boys, too.I distinctly recall when a year back when I was just venturing into the fandom, I was hardly what you’d call a fan. I saw the BBMA video where Liam dedicates the award to Zayn, the comments were inundated on how Liam didn’t have to be “Extra” and the others went on and on about how all of 1D are so sweet, thanking Zayn and all. I posted a comment chiding the fans because, honestly, what even? NOT ALL BOYS, ONLY LIAM. Smh. The sooner people stop this imbalance wherein they pounce on Liam for every slip up and credit all the boys for something wonderful that Liam independently is responsible for, the better, tbh. I love all 5, but no, some great things are all Liam’s doing and that needs to be highlighted, tbh.There’s also probably something to do with how Liam is always expressing his happiness and concern so openly that gets the fans to react the way they do, I suppose? I don’t know how valid a reason this is with how people have been absolutely repugnant, but that’s also something, I guess.Liam Payne is one of my most favourite people in the Universe and I know I hardly know him, but I think at the core of it, Liam’s true earnest self emanates in specks and flashes and if you’ve managed to capture that, you’d know Liam is a gem. P.S. This did end up in absolute verbiage, I am sorry…..

#it's alright y'all can skip over this #i just like talking about liam #even if it is the fuckery revolving around my babe #jazzhands answers #liam payne #the best #Liam's vocals #Vocal analysis #fandom fuckery #anonymous

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punkscowardschampions · 5 years

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Ali & Carly

Ali: Worth leaving your park for? Carly: fun Carly: he likes you more but its k cuz so do i Ali: nah Ali: he was so 😍 for the whole sitch I thought he might genuinely explode on sight Ali: it was fun tho, you were so good Carly: that would've been disappointing Carly: he was better than i thought hed be Carly: lads that cocky dont usually come through Carly: youre always good Ali: yeah, i'll give him that Ali: obviously overhyped himself but all lads do Ali: worth it to see my baby work it Ali: and i hope not 😉 Ali: though u can tell my Ma that, get me off the hook, like Carly: not just lads me too Carly: never seen you play someone like that before tho Carly: we gonna try this on caleb next or Carly: she scares me more than your ex but still would Carly: for you my baby Ali: how can you, you're perfect Ali: i know, crossing lads but not each other back then, babe Ali: not mad, not exactly my finest hour but wouldn't hate having met you sooner Ali: idk if it'd work on him Ali: he's not as dumb as Drew, bless him 😘 Ali: felt weird being at his house, woulda died if any of them had come back, like 😂 Ali: never mind my Ma, have you ever seen his? Carly: you're too sweet Carly: i kno cuz you wanna treat him nice like you do me Carly: not how you did drew hot as that was tho Carly: nah thats the first time ive been there & mas w sons give me space like Carly: sorry we should have brought him back to here my bad Ali: blah shut up 😏 Ali: obvs I wanna ride him too but idk Ali: gives off #loyal vibes to me so probs not a goer Ali: Well you know, had to show you what a real girl on girl on boy threesome was all about, boo Ali: nah, it added to the experience Ali: whatever it was, it wasn't boring Carly: i kno that he gives off 😍 for you Carly: & you like him Carly: catch you in his room collecting hair or w ever to put a spell on the boy Carly: when you could just do it the easy way Carly: aw never boring when im w you girl Carly: youve shown me a lot Ali: There's definitely attraction but I don't really know him Ali: Only see some people at parties, he's one of 'em Ali: like you said, we didn't properly SEE each other 'til now, did we? same kinda vibe Ali: my rep proceeds me 💀 Ali: where's the fun in easy? Ali: besides, I'm with you, and you're so fucking cute Ali: who else I need Carly: k but if you want him to see you you've gotta get out there Carly: if you can turn me you can make him forget your rep Carly: got the magic baby you kno Carly: you're cuter Carly: making me blush Ali: you're right Ali: work on being MORE extra Ali: the world ain't ready 😉 Carly: me either Carly: you're also so hot Carly: unfair Carly: if you get more Ali: baby Ali: making me miss you already Ali: that's what's unfair Carly: can i be at yours later tho Carly: my parents are fighting about me & think idk Carly: bitch its a caravan Ali: That's fun Ali: about parenting styles or? Ali: Of course you can Ali: I share a room with Ro though remember, so, best behaviour Carly: ha Carly: theyve got no flair Carly: about to throw this washing up bowl at my ma as my contribution to the convo Carly: shit i forgot Carly: maybe i shouldnt come over then Ali: trying to think of a witty one-liner for when you do Ali: all i've got is 'this convo is as dull as dishwater' lemme workshop it, hold fire boo Ali: nah, please come Ali: lmao, flashbacks to Drew there but forreal Ali: we can sleep on the sofa if needs Carly: lads are so funny Carly: i thought he was gonna cry w he thought we'd changed our minds Carly: good stash tho Carly: only reason my ma still running her mouth about me Carly: well zen Ali: another night crywanking Ali: gutting Ali: yeah, and you see all that fancy shit in his room, clearly on his big badman hype Carly: cant ever bring him here Carly: never hear the end Ali: gonna have trouble keeping him away now, babe Ali: 💦 Carly: only if youre here Carly: you speak the local lingo yea? Ali: Gabh mo leithscéal? Ali: 😏 Carly: wtf Carly: you could've just said yea babe Ali: could've but i'm a showoff Carly: cant act like i dont love it now Ali: can but it'd be a blatant lie Ali: right tongue workout, Gaelic, like Carly: thatll be why you bothered & i never Carly: very gay of you Ali: odds already stacked against me being 50% scum Ali: had to do what i could, babe Carly: help me out then Carly: my da's trying to start a fight w ronan's da who dont even speak english Carly: funny or fucked that he thinks thats where i go Carly: guaranteed his da is calling me a slag while my dad does the same Carly: ha Ali: 😒 Ali: fight for your honour or gtfo Ali: So stupid Ali: want me to rock up translator cum where you've been wasting your time? Carly: i told em all ive been too busy having 3ways w you & the golden god but they aren't having it Carly: gonna have to give you all a show, am i lads that aint what you want da but its what ill do k Carly: walking away before they start kissing themselves Carly: the tension Ali: Oh, middle-aged straight men Ali: never far away from a crisis or homoerotic awakening Ali: Join the club Carly: grab another beer lads itll be alright Carly: im not knocked up or running off with your lad Carly: do wanna get out of here tho Ali: Oh he is not potential baby daddy material at all Ali: Please Ali: come over or you wanna go somewhere else Ali: think my Da is firing up the BBQ, another staple of manliness Ali: sure we can keep him from brawling and strictly on the burgers tho Carly: who is Carly: get me on the ferry before you get me down the aisle Carly: k im walking Carly: keep me company babe Ali: valid Ali: benefits of being a gay is no awkward hush hush trips to England Ali: of course Carly: if only my parents believed i like you Carly: get back to slagging me off for other shit Carly: irish at me again. i liked it Ali: Bit offended, like, have you seen me guys? I'm a sensation Carly: i dont think they know who you are sorry Ali: Tá tuillte agat ar fud an domhain, Carly Walsh Ali: at least I can dramatically ask 'em then and really fucking mean my shock horror Carly: if you don't live on site you don't exist Carly: do i need to be offended at what you're saying about me in that gay tongue twister Ali: everyone got their own bubble Ali: i found out the world extends beyond the end of my street tho but you do you lads, it is easier that way Ali: tho not safer, ask ginge 😈 Ali: i hope not Ali: was nice, promise Carly: i wanna see more of it than this Carly: like you said wheres the fun in easy Carly: shit yea shes your ronan like Carly: she gonna show herself at the bbq Carly: i believe you, you don't kno how to be anything else to me even if you should Ali: You will Ali: Make sure of it Ali: I've shown you the stars, gonna show you the wonders on this world too, scout's honour Ali: omg, so is Ali: although she doesn't occasionally come by when she's horny Ali: so we're safe Ali: she'd never trust me serving her a bevvy, like 🧙‍♀️ #witchesbrew Ali: why should I? don't be telling me what to do woman 😜 Carly: maybe she should Carly: she might be less sad and mad once she's had a ride w you Carly: you gonna play like you don't like it now Carly: just in the bedroom k hear you Ali: I'll put it out there Ali: get ready to cover my bruises this time Ali: 😏 Ali: time and a place, baby Carly: if you're showing her what real magic is she can't be mad Carly: but if she is she can go through me i got you girl Carly: wont beat me a second time like Ali: my lil million dollar baby Ali: into it Carly: your sister would be too Carly: not in the same way but would get her on side Ali: she's so on side Ali: now she knows you ain't tryna be my bosom bud like that Carly: she still dont vibe w me tho Carly: i kno it wasnt just that Ali: she's just shy, don't worry Ali: no one out here you need to impress but me and i already am Carly: what about your ma and da Carly: i kno they arent shy Carly: how do you want me to play that Ali: just be you you don't gotta do anything more or less baby Carly: im scared Ali: you don't have to be, I swear, Ma's not as bad as she 👀 and my Da's a big softie Ali: you can just come as my friend, they aren't gonna pry Carly: k Carly: i trust you Carly: itll be fun yea Ali: s2g Ali: you can meet Tommo, you'll like him Ali: and your fave will be dying for your attention, obvs Carly: mystery boy Carly: is he hot like your other brothers Ali: i'm not gonna confirm or deny 'cos bit weird Ali: also potentially rude if I nah it 'cos I reckon he ain't your type Ali: I cannot promise hot brothers making an appearance but you might get 🍀 Carly: hot sister then Carly: I dont mean my fangirl but the older one Ali: package deal with the freckly one Ali: not rock, weirddd Ali: but see, so ready with the compliments they're gonna 💚 u Carly: he's hot too Carly: & you kno i think the littlest is such a cutie Carly: but i dont wanna compliment anyone but you Ali: I'm not gonna complain about that Carly: better not cuz im almost at yours Carly: its too hot to turn around & walk back Ali: yay! Ali: lemme come get you Ali: i wanna kiss you before we have to be social Carly: i want you to kiss me whenever you feel like it Ali: might just take you up on that Carly: do cuz it means i can too Ali: deal 💚

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misfitjohnnys · 7 years

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faq/about

let me get this out of the way: yes my stomach tattoo says Jopping because i’m an idiot

name

tomi but call me tommo!!!

birthday/zodiac

january 12,1997 so im a capricorn and my chart is hella wild oops

height

like 5′8 but im stretching the truth a lil

gender?

i dont fuckin know! lmao! i dont feel anything tbh. agender makes sense (they/them preferred but i could not give less of a fuck)

Sexuality™️ by TAEMIN produced by SMEnt 2016

lesbian!!!!! i like girls and strictly celebrity men

groups you stan?

i heavy stan exo, nct (ot23), shinee, red velvet, and superm is the best thing that ever happened to me!

sometimes ill vibe with block b, stray kids, and a few others

im rly bad about being updated but i grasp onto information i find like im hanging off a cliff u will learn that quickly

do you swear?

a lot..... im so sorry

where do you live/where are you from?

i live in louisiana in the states! I dont plan on staying here at all so I’ll let the world take me where i need to be!

have you traveled?

yes! ive been to quite a few states, mostly southern states but ive been to california, new york and england so thats p cool

what are you here for?

updates abt kpop and to rant to people who dont give a shit bc ive got adhd and i have to talk someones head off and i think tumblr is a good place for that

what do you blog about?

mostly nct, taemin, and exo but every once in a while i switch it up and throw some other stuff in here and i talk a LOT

favorite thing you don’t blog about?

waterparks, the maine, all time low, generic pop punk honestly it consumes my life im just an emo kid really,,,,, any bands similar to those i prolly listen to just ask

favorite shows?

TEEN WOLF I FUCKIN LOVE TEEN WOLF and parks and rec! i watch a lot of netflix originals mostly!

favorite movies?

i like rom/coms, marvel films, horror movies, i love movies i aint even gonna front

iron man 2 is a blessing to this world

music you listen to?

punk, pop punk, kpop, rnb, modern music mostly

odd things you want people to know but dont want to have “the conversation” about?

i have adhd rly bad so my focus is either all on one thing for long periods of time or i cant focus at all. mentally ill but im winging it daily

favorite food/drink?

i frickin love popcorn dude but i honestly.... love louisiana food. and spaghetti........ i dont eat beef so like anything chicken or turkey is great w me!

i love coffee and coke zero and i use those weird liquid things in my water bc tap water is awful here

what do you do for a living?

management, hairdressing, and art!

met up with anyone from tumblr?

yes!!! ive met up w like 8 people i met on here!!!! some i went to england to meet so that was rly cool

how long have you been on tumblr?

since like..... 2010 i think ............ fuck

is this your only blog?

nope! i run an unbleached jungwoo tumblr!

what do you look like?

im overweight, kinda tall, a lot of tattoos. white, blue eyes

body mods/tattoos/piercings?

i have 30+ tattoos and i post some of them

ive got like 6 ear piercings, my ears stretched to 7/8′ and both nostrils plus my septum !!

why did you join tumblr?

in the 8th grade my friend talked about tumblr n she was rly cool so i was like ILL BE COOL LMAO and never fuckin left

song you could listen to forever?

ace by taemin. straight up man

anything you want to add?

i’ll literally talk about anything???? mostly nct! im bad at responding but i love casual conversation sometimes :)

#about

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horansqueen · 5 years

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BabyGirl 12.0

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♥ this is based on a concept i received a few weeks ago and ppl asked that i made a story with it. ♥ i planned 3-4 long parts but i think it’ll be 8-10 short parts okay more like 15 parts? lol ♥ 3.4k. fluff. ♥ there may be smut but i doubt it and IF it happens it wont be as explicit as my other smut works. ♥ i didn’t proofread and if you read my stuff you know i never do because im a lazy ass. ♥ still sort of fluffy lmao i hope it’s not too bad? Half the next chapter will be about their couple too. gotta mend things dont you think? Only 3 chapters left of this omg it went by so fast i swear! ♥ if you have any questions please dont hesitate.

♥ PART 1 // PART 2 // PART 3 // PART 4 // PART 5 // PART 6 // PART 7 // PART 8 // PART 9 // PART 10 // PART 11

12.0 UNEXPECTED KISSES & LOVE SONGS

HIM

When my cellphone rang on the next morning, I groaned, mad at myself for not turning the sound off. I searched for it on my bedside table without much success and finally opened my eyes even if it was the thing I wanted the least in the world at that moment. I sighed and found my pants on the floor, searching for my pockets and grabbing my phone before answering it with an other sigh.

"Morning mate!"

Louis' cheerful voice made me frown and groan low in the phone and my nose raised up. I didn't know what time it was but the sun was peeking through the curtains hanging over my window. I sighed again and licked my lips.

"What do you want, Tommo?"

He laughed, probably hearing the annoyance in my voice, and I lied back down in bed, feeling my girlfriend move closer immediately and cuddling my side. It toned down my irritation quickly and I closed my eyes, feeling relaxed again.

"I tried calling your girl but she probably muted her phone." he explained. "She always does that, it's so annoying."

I could almost hear him frown in the phone and it made me smile as i kept my eyes closed. I didn't even budge when he called her 'my girl' and to be honest, even if we hadn't told Louis we were together now, I knew he could sense it. It was useless to hide it from him or pretend she was not laying right next to me.

"Just a sec." I let out with a low whimper, forcing my eyes to flutter open and turn to my girlfriend, half-asleep next to me. "Babe," I whispered. "Louis wants to talk to you."

With a moan of protest, she moved her arm up and I chuckled, placing the phone in her hand and waiting until her fingers gripped it to let it go. I brought my hand to her side and let my fingertips brush gently on her skin, making goosebumps appear. If I wanted to be honest, I would love to wake up next to her naked body every single morning for the rest of my life.

"Mm, hello?"

After a few seconds, her eyes opened slowly and she moved the phone to free her mouth, letting her lips run on my jaw and down my neck.

"Yes, Lou, that would still be very amazing of you." she let out before chuckling. "Maybe, yes. Okay, we'll be ready. Yea, at Niall's. Bye."

Without hanging up, she put the phone away on the bed and wrapped her now free arm around me as one of her legs moved over mine. Her dry lips pressed against mine and it made me smile. She hid her face in my neck and I enjoyed the feeling of her nose rubbing against my skin.

"Louis is picking up Chelsea in about an hour." she mumbled, making me frown. "I forgot, but he did tell me a few weeks ago that he wanted to spend a day with her and Freddie, probably ice skating, building snowmen and sledding at the park."

I was torn between being happy that I could spend a whole day relaxing with my girlfriend, and the fact that my best friend was going to spend the day with my daughter. I was trying to remember that Chelsea was my kid and that soon enough, she'll find out and that I'll be able to spend most of my days with her, but I couldn't help the jealousy spreading inside of me. Louis had the chance to be a part of my daughter's life since she was born and I didn't. No matter how juvenile it sounded, it was fucking unfair.

"We could have gone with them." I proposed in a whisper as she whimpered and pushed herself closer to me.

"Louis takes the kids once a month and I do the same. We trade, so we both have a day off."

I rolled my eyes with a grin and shook my head slightly, amused.

"Louis doesn't even have his son every day." I pointed out, now completely awake.

"I know." she agreed without an explanation. "We should use today to relax. Stay in bed naked, watch tv, listen to music, anything we can do from this bed."

I laughed and pushed her on her back, making her groan again, but it's only when I moved on top of her that her eyes opened. My lips curled into a smirk as she looked at me through her eyelashes, sending me a soft smile.

"Like, sex?" I let out with a laugh, pressing my whole body down on hers and making her laugh.

"Mmhm, like sex." she repeated, bringing her hands to my hair and slipping her fingers in it.

I bent closer, my lips pressing on the corner of hers, making sure we don't kiss too deeply because of morning breath, and I finally let my mouth travel down her neck. She whimpered and it did something to me, something I couldn't explain. Her fingertips brushed down my back until the small of it and it made me press myself against her harder.

"You're turning me on." she admitted, her hand finally reaching my ass and bringing a bigger smile on my lips. "You always do."

"I want you again." I just added, feeling myself getting more excited as her hands traveled on me. "Last night was amazing."

"It was g-"

We both jumped when we heard Chelsea from the hall, most likely running around. It sounded like a herd of elephants was speeding in our direction and it made my heart skip a beat at the thought of being caught.

"Fuck." I cursed in a whisper, getting off of my girlfriend and grabbing the sheets to spread them over us just in time to see the door open wide.

It almost knocked on the wall and we both watched Chelsea dance quickly our way, letting her upper body fall in the side of the bed. As if it was nothing, my girlfriend sat up, her body still covered with the sheets I just shielded her with.

"How did you sleep?"

"Good! When is uncle Louis coming?"

My eyebrows raised up in surprise. It was a miracle she remembered since even her mother forgot about it but she just kept talking.

"Because I'm supposed to see Freddie today! Did he say what we were gonna do? Did he say what time he was gonna pick me up? Where are we going? Will aunt Eleanor be there?"

Her mother chuckled and shook her head, placing a lock of Chelsea's messy hair behind her ear before letting her fingers brush on her cheek.

"He'll be there soon enough." she just answered, ignoring the other questions asked. "Why don't we prepare breakfast?"

Chelsea's smile fell and her facial expression turned into a guilty one. I was about to ask her about it but my girlfriend was quicker.

"Love, what did you do?"

It took a few seconds to get her answer. Her eyes kept moving from her mother to me and back to her mother until she let out a very short groan.

"You were sleeping and i was hungry and I saw cereals and I was very very hungry."

I held a laugh at the fact that she mentioned twice how hungry she was and licked my lips, clearing my throat.

"Did you make a mess, Chels?"

Her nose raised up and I immediately shut my eyes tight. I hated messes but I knew I had to get used to it somehow. I didn't know everything it implied to have a kid but I knew it wouldn't be easy. That being said, when I opened my eyes again and met Chelsea's adorable puppy eyes, I felt my heart melt. I wouldn't want it any other way.

"Give us a few minutes sweetheart, will you?" I asked gently. "We'll meet you in the kitchen."

"Where you're gonna help us clean your mess, okay?"

I turned slightly to look at my girlfriend and my lips curled in a soft way. I loved the way she was raising our daughter. I loved how she treated her like the kid she was but was also not scared to give her responsibilities. I loved how sweet yet firm she was and how much love she gave at all times. This is what I wanted to be for Chelsea, a loving and understanding father who would give her good values and make her aware that she could be anyone and do anything. I just wanted her to know how special she was.

Chelsea grimaced but nodded and turned around to go back to the hall. My girlfriend got up quickly to close the door behind her and walked back to me. I stared at her naked form with a low moan and when she straddled me, my arms quickly wrapped around her waist.

"That's what you meant by 'getting caught' yesterday?" I asked with a chuckle. "That was close."

"Could have been worse." she pointed out with a smirk. "We could have been right in the middle of it."

She bent down again and kissed my jaw before getting off me slowly. I grabbed her wrist and pulled her back close to me.

"We were about to do something remember?"

She laughed and grabbed my shirt that was laying on the floor before putting it on.

"Nooo, don't get dressed!" I added with a dash of despair in my voice.

She sent me a smile and I stared at her as she found her panties and put them back on too while I remained naked in bed.

"Put some clothes on." she just answered. "We'll prepare Chelsea for her day with Louis, okay? One hour tops, and then i'm all yours."

I groaned but she kissed my forehead and left the room. When she was out of sight, I sighed low and forced myself to get up and put a shirt and sweatpants on. I made a short stop to the bathroom and when I joined them in the kitchen, I noticed my girlfriend on all four, cleaning the milk-covered floor. I would normally wince at the mess but the sight was too good.

"That's exactly what I imagined except in the bedroom."

She looked up at me and her facial expression made me burst into laughter.

"Funny, Horan." she expressed, making me grimace at the nickname. "Could you go grab the bags from yesterday? We can use some of Chelsea's new clothes for today, since we don't have time to go back home for some clean ones."

I nodded quickly and turned around, walking to the living room to grab the bags as I heard the rest of their conversation.

"Yes! I want to wear that dress uncle Niall bought for me!"

Her enthusiasm made me chuckle and I shook my head slightly.

"Not a dress today, darling." my girlfriend argued. "It'll be better with warm pants, you'll probably spend all day outside."

"Really?"

This time, I laughed at how excited she seemed and I walked back with the bags, leaning against the door frame to look at the two persons I loved the most in the entire universe. Looking at them brought something intense inside me and I realized suddenly that it was happiness. I was happier than I had been in so long and for once in my life, it felt like everything was falling into place. It felt like everything was exactly how it was supposed to be.

HER

When the doorbell rang, I forgot I was still half naked and swung the door open. My eyes met Louis', who was carrying Freddie in his arms, and I held my breath when his eyes dropped down. I waited until he looked back up in my eyes with a smirk to take a step back.

"Hot damn, what is happening here?"

"Get in, Louis, it's cold outside." I let out, moving my head a few times.

"That's because you're almost naked, love." he joked, stepping in and closing the door behind him. "Where's my favorite princess?"

Chelsea suddenly appeared, followed by Niall who had already put her coat, scarf and beanie on. She rushed to put her boots on too and when Louis asked her if she was ready to go, she turned to me, and then put her attention back on Niall, taking a few steps inside and wrapping her arms around him. I held my breath, knowing I should say something about her walking inside with her dirty boots but Niall crouched down and hugged her without making any comment.

"I hope you have an amazing day, Chels." he just said, kissing her cheek lightly.

It took him by surprised when she pecked his lips and I smiled more as I hugged her tight. When the door finally closed behind them, I walked to the kitchen and came back with paper towels to wipe the wet spots on the floor.

"She's just really affectionate." I pointed out, bringing my hand to Niall's jaw when he turned to me, his hands in his pockets.

"No, it's okay, I just didn't expect it."

I chuckled and got on my tiptoe, kissing his lips softly.

"Did you expect that?" I asked with a smirk.

He laughed and his arms slithered around my waist, making me twirl slightly before making me walk backwards until his room. I let out a short scream, followed by a chuckle when he pushed me on the bed. I lied down on my back and he joined me, laying next to me, on his side, maintaining his head with his hand.

"What do you want to do today?" he asked in a low tone. "You pick."

I turned my head to look at him and licked my lips. I enjoyed the proximity of our bodies and that's what I wanted all day.

"I want to hear your album."

His smile fell slightly and his eyebrows raised up in surprise. I stayed motionless, waiting for what he was going to say, and I just hoped it wouldn't hurt him to find out that I hadn't listened to it yet.

"Okay, I mean, why not."

We stared at each other and I licked my lips as my heart throbbed all over my body. I had wanted to listen to it a million times, at least, but every time, I ended up thinking that it would probably make me cry and bring a bunch of questions inside my head... questions i'd never get answers for.

He extended his arm to reach for his phone on the bed, exactly where I left it, and I stared at he opened spotify. I tried to take a glimpse at his playlist but he quickly clicked on the 'search' button before chuckling as he typed his own name. I held my breath when I saw his face on the cover of the album like I had done every single time I had seen it. His eyes were so blue it made my heart jump in my chest.

He pushed on the random option and I heard music come out of the speakers of the tv. I tried to listen to all the lyrics and I closed my eyes, holding my hands on my stomach. After the first song was over, I felt his fingers slip on one of my hands and opened my eyes, turning my face to look at him again. I swallowed as my whole body was on fire.

"I'm sorry. I just need to ask you." I let out in a whisper before inhaling deeply and frowning slightly. "Is one of the songs... about me?"

I felt extremely stupid and conceited for asking but I had to know. I was aware that Niall had had other girlfriends, other love stories, other heartbreaks, but a part of me knew that if I had listened to his album before seeing him again, I would have wondered if he had ever written about me. I felt so ridiculous I almost expected him to laugh at me but he didn't. He simply grabbed his phone again and clicked on a specific song. The music started and my heart jumped again, bringing inside me a nauseous sensation but I realized it was just a mix of stress and fear.

I wanted to close my eyes to really feel everything but instead, I kept my gaze dived into his as we stared at each other. I focused on the lyrics and felt myself tear up at some of the words.

'Why's it only you i'm thinking of?'

'And tell me there are things that you regret, 'cuz if i'm being honest I ain't over you yet'

'I forget you're not here when I close my eyes, do you still think of me sometimes?'

I felt myself tear up because I remembered going through these exact emotions and it took me so long to stop crying at night, to stop feeling lonely, to stop feeling empty. It took me so long to be myself again, and somehow I was not even sure I was completely myself again. At least, until now.

'Don't it feel fucked up we're not in love?'

Hearing these words brought a rush to my brain and quickly, I moved my hand behind his head to bring him closer to me. His lips crushed against mine but he quickly brought his hand on my waist, turning me his way and pulling me closer. I could feel all my emotions and thoughts mixing up inside me as he deepened the kiss. His hand slipped under my shirt and he pressed his warm palm on my back as I tugged at his hair softly. The song ended and our kiss broke at the exact same time. I stayed close, my lips still touching lightly his, but I opened my eyes and he did the same.

"It's a beautiful song." I admitted very low. "If it matters, I felt the same way. Breaking up with you fucked me up in ways I can't explain."

He backed away slightly and his eyes roamed quickly on my face. He looked amazing with his parted wet lips, his messy hair and his glossy eyes, and I suddenly felt extremely lucky to be there with him. Things could have turned out bad but I was laying down with him, a ring on my finger, and I just realized that the way he loves me is most likely as deep, real and strong as the way I love him.

"I wrote many songs about you."

His hand reached for my cheek and his fingertips brushed slowly on my skin. I wished I was in his head to find out exactly what he was thinking about but I just swallowed hard, scared I was going to cry again.

"And I will write many, many, many more songs about you." he added, a soft smile drawing itself on his lips. "And about Chelsea."

I smiled back at him and rubbed my nose gently against his.

"I can't wait to hear them."

He waited a few seconds and then brought up his phone again, hitting 'play' on the next song before bringing his attention back on me. Music filled the room again and I chuckled low.

"Is that a sex song?"

"Jesus christ, woman, don't you ever listen to the radio?"

I burst into laughter, throwing my head back slightly before shaking it.

"No! Only spotify!"

He laughed again and this time, he rolled on top of me. I spread my legs slightly to give him space and looked up at him, my eyebrows raised.

"What are you doing?" I asked innocently, sending him a smirk.

"I've always wanted to have sex on this song." he joked. "Besides, I started something I couldn't finish this morning."

"Having sex on your own song?" I laughed some more. "Does the sound of your own voice turn you on, Nee?"

He brought his face closer, pressing his smile against mine. and sliding his hand on my arm until he could intertwine my fingers with his.

"No, but you do."

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Ali & Tess

A nice pre-Christmas argument

Tess joined the chat 2 hours ago Ali: Mamacita! How's tricks? Did you manage to get the gum out of Rocky's hair in the end or is he rocking a no.1 rn? Tess: It's hat season he'll be fine. It's your da you need to worry about if he doesn't get those bloody Christmas decs out Ali: At least you'll be saved the toxic fumes of the nit shampoo, like. I'll make him some earmuffs, ears like that, he'll get frostbite. Ali: Aww, leave off, he's got a bad back, like 😜 Ali: Caleb can come help with the heavy shit, he's like an ox, I'll be creative director, obvs, I've got the eye, he's got the body Ali: 😉 Tess: I hope you've got plenty of wool 'cause the dog got to ours and its a bloody state. He'll have a bad head to go with it in a minute. Nah you're alright bab Tommy's offered and Drew might as well make himself useful now he's sniffing round again. Ali: Well, there goes your classic jumper presents! Have to brave dem crowds, fight a bitch for the last...idk, what do kids even want these days? Last I heard from Rock mutant turtles and power rangers were back in vogue but they're probably out again, its been a week or so 😏 Contrary fuckers, eh? I was NEVER that bad, was I? Bet you wish you could relieve those easy years raising me, the dream child 😇 Ali: Alright then, though I wouldn't recommend confining Tommo and Drew to a space as small as the loft, T is gunning for him Ali: aren't we all? but hey 🤷 see if those muscles are just for show ay Tess: He's still on about that slime bollocks. Supposedly this stuff blows bubbles and expands or whatever. All I'm bothered about is that it says it ain't sticky. Better sodding not be. Ha! If you weren't being a little demon you were trying to raise them. Easy ain't the word love! Tess: I'll put Drew at the bottom of the ladder. Maybe some of the boxes'll land on his head. Knock some sense into the lad. Ro too seeing as she's never far. Ali: That shit is such a rip-off though, I could make him some dead cheap, tell him he can have it whatever colour, whatever random shit he wants in it, and no one else will have the same at School Ali: Save your money for the feast 💃'cos I won't be absolutely stuffed from my first xmas dinner, like, nah Ali: and demons need love too, ma, just ask Ro Ali: will he be joining us for meal numero dos? cos i don't think i can stomach 2 helpings of him in one day tbh Tess: Tell him yourself. I tried to make some with him in the summer and the ungrateful little sod wouldn't even come sit up the table. His loss. They loved it at work. Tess: Don't. That girl'll do me in one of these days . I'm surviving on spite by now 'cause he'll be eating with us over my dead body. Caleb's lot are welcome to keep him. Ali: I'm tellin ya get the kid some prescription speed, it'll do him wonders 😂 Well, that's another idea fucked...tis the season! Ali: I know, it ain't even funny at this point. Ali: You know she's gonna wanna go see him, yeah? You'll never get her to sit through games and shit telly once she's picked at her veg Ali: Its like kid swap up in here Tess: If I can get some what's on her plate into her instead of just the dog I'll be laughing. Fuck's sake. Kids who'd celebrate 'em? Grandkids on the other hand. Mary'd have been proper buzzing for that. Ali: Oi, woman! I'm right here Ali: and the giver of majority grandkids, so, think on, love Tess: You're even stevens kiddo. Keep it that way 'til you're done with uni yeah? Call that the xmas gift that keeps giving. Ali: yeah but a twofer ain't the same, is it? 😜 don't make promises i can't keep, ma Ali: engineering students are so fit, how will i resist? Tess: Tell that to Bea. I'm sure she'd have plenty to say back. Ali Mckenna don't test me there's plenty of room in the car when we go for Tommo's new specs I can get you in too. Ali: Yeah, yeah, she can lord it over me with her efficient vagina, getting it done in one, I'll be many bucks fizzes deep by then, give a shizzle Ali: Gurl, my vision is 20/20, in my third eye too, ooOOoOoOOOo Ali: Maybe Beatrice will prove again why she's your favourite daughter by distracting Ro so much with this London visit she won't have time to pine over Drew at all, happy days Tess: That's the spirit. Save your dad's back. He still thinks he's a brawler. Tess: Shh I don't have favorites I'm not one of your teachers. Tess: I'm sure Drew'll stay one text away throughout. Never off her phone now is she. Ali: Ahh, old man could still take him, Drew's a pussy Ali: I'll get Marlene round again lmao Ali: Suuuuuuuuuuuure ya don't 😏 Ali: We can only assume texting is a medium in which he really shines, 'cos seeing them IRL, doesn't make sense, so... Tess: Now that girl is a fave, thinking 'bout it. Yeah I like her. Tess: He must know his selfie angles or some shit. Tess: You tell me I'll never see the appeal. Ali: oh, sweet mama, if only you'd voiced your preference sooner, maybe i'd of married her and had lots of gaybies instead Ali: alas 🤣 Ali: you sound 100, do you feel it? 😉 Ali: he's a vessel for her hopes and dreams, init, but he ain't, he just needs to man up and move the fuck on so she can too Tess: Like you've ever listened to your ma. Double it and you ain't close, bab. I'm in those vampiric numbers here. Tess: Yeah. Maybe try telling her that. Ali: You wish you were a vampire. Which, tbh, is telling of how old you is. Ain't nothing cool about being a basement dwelling weirdo who can't sample the wonder and joy of garlic bread. Ali: Why don't you? Oh wait, cos it ain't for either of us to say it so we'll just sit here like bitter old lemons Ali: You're a bad influence, lady Tess: If that's what you think about vampire lore then I ain't gonna even waste my breath young'un. Tess: I have, cheers. I ain't sitting on my arse doing fuck all for you lot even if that's what you reckon. Tess: Exactly. Learn a lesson. Ali: Mhmm, go tell it to the lost boys 'cos I don't give a damn, I'm getting doughballs baby Ali: Pshhh, well fat lot of good its done, why you setting me up to fail then?! Ali: I know when to bow out gracefully Tess: I don't need to 'cause we'll all be snacking. If you'd watched that movie when I offered you'd know garlic don't work in that verse. Tess: There's nothing graceful about tapping out with a fight left to finish. I thought you'd been set up to go 'til the final bell but do what you've gotta do. Or don't. Tess: There's plenty of other shit stuck to the fridge singing your praises like Ali: No thank you, there's watching some lame for jokes, then there's forcing yourself to endure kiefer sutherland and co Ali: That's sadism. Ali: Well, there's nothing graceful about kicking a girl when she's down Ali: going blow for blow ain't always the right approach, is it? not with someone like Ro so don't start alright Tess: Lame? And you wonder why you ain't my fave. Tess: Helping your sister up is always the right approach if you don't want her to stay down. Tess: I'm not starting anything. I've said my piece. End of. Ali: C'mon, I know even Joe couldn't pretend to like it, like Ali: That's my point, she ain't fell yet, she's on a Drew-related high so pardon me from not trying take the rug from up under her Ali: not that I could if I tried, like I said, what good has you 'saying your piece' done? Ali: sometimes all you can do is be there to pick up the pieces after, that's just facts Tess: You all take after your da is why. No taste none of ya. Tess: It's done me a lot of good being able to get it on the record each time, cheers. Tess: sometimes that's a cop out 'cause you want a easy life Tess: Fact is there's plenty that could have been done before he did his reappearing act. Ali: Oh, yeah? Like what? Changing her entire worldview in time for tea? Ali: If it was that easy, you would've managed it by now Ali: Don't be so hard on yourself, your not doing her, or any of us, a favour with this shit Tess: He's a dealer it is that easy. It ain't my job to manage it though. You all wanna be treated like adults and have me wipe your arses for you at the same time I think not. Do yourself and her, a favor and use that big brain of yours. Ali: You think she doesn't know? Now who's being thick Ali: She doesn't care, so unless you're planning to cop shop him that means sweet fuck all doesn't it Tess: It ain't about what she knows. Last I checked he's not the only dealer in Dublin. There's still some honor among scumbags and more than one way to get caught out. Ali: Aww, such a softie at heart, ain't ya? Tess: Takes one to know one. Ali: That is one small step above 'I know you are but what am I?' Ali: No one wants Drew to get kneecapped or Ro to be collateral but he wants to be treated like an adult, so we can't wipe his arse, can we? Tess: Speak for yourself I'd spend my reddies to see that. However bad he thinks he is there's always someone worse and the sooner he learns it the better for all of us having to watch him play silly beggars Tess: Ro's worth a million of him maybe when she's grown up she'll know it. Ali: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're such a hard bitch. Maybe if he'd got proper help from people like you he woulda turned out better when he was grown too. Ali: It ain't too late for either of them. Tess: I'm what I've had to be. I can't save 'em all. Not even close. You'd be well to stay away from him if you've still got the sense you were born with. Ali: Yeah but you still try, don't you? Read back your previous wisdom for your answer there. Ali: Bit hard when we live in the same gaff isn't it but I can assure you I'm not going out of my way to be his bestie, mother Tess: I ain't about to flog a dead dog. He ain't a stupid kid anymore and what happened when he was a little 'un ain't an excuse either Tess: Nobody's got it easy. Tess: It's up to him to work out if his turning point's come and gone or if he even reckons he needs one. Ali: You don't have to but you can see the pretense Ro is working under, yeah? She doesn't think she's doing anything wrong and, arguably, she ain't. But sometimes all you get for your efforts is a kick in the teeth. Ali: Nobody's got it easy. Ali: It's up to HER to call time, not us. Tess: Who says? I've been there. Thinkin I had it all and knew even more about my future with my dream boy. Nobody came to clue me in but even now I wish they fucking had done. Ali: Like you'd have listened. Tess: If I had someone who gave a shit maybe Tess: She'd listen to you. Ali: Say you had, would you have done anything differently? Even if you knew how it'd go, if you didn't have Ronnie, you might still be with Josh now Ali: It changes everything about you Ali: I don't think she would. There's no reasoning because there is no reason, or rhyme for that matter Tess: Of course I would. I'd do everything differently. I'm not trying to romanticise who I was. Or am. Tess: Change ain't no bad thing when it comes to this. Or me Tess: Because you don't wanna think that she would and deal with all the shit that comes with her doing that. I don't blame ya but that don't make it right Tess: it's still a cop out. Ali: Well, I hope it soothes YOUR soul villainizing yourself because as someone who's half you, it's not something that is helpful, at all. Ali: Who's been there for her after every break-up? Who has to listen to every fucking detail? It ain't been you. And I can assure you I didn't spend those times when he was out of the picture singing his fucking praises. I HAVE told her. Everyone has. It just pisses you off that you can't fix this, or her. Tess: You're all you. Your own person. End of. Tess: And it should help you to know the truth. I was a bad person Ali and I ain't exactly sainted now. I do my best that's all any of us've got. Deal with it. Tess: I'm sorry you want a gold star or pat on the head for doing what you're supposed to for who you love. You're not getting it from me. Try your luck with your da maybe. Tess: And yeah it does piss me off so what? Ali: That isn't close to being true. There's no such thing as an individual, sorry to burst your bubble. Ali: And no one is one or the other. Christ, you're so fucking old testament. Ali: If your going in for all that shite, you should look at how revered a knocked-up teenage girl is whilst you're at it Ali: No one gives a shit about your war stories, they don't help anyone but you so you keep all that anger and hold it tight 'cos none of us are here for it any more Ali: Good luck trying to get Rocky to sit still so you can tell him all about damnation to scare him straight, good fucking luck Tess: You're not gonna change my mind. If you were anything close to being half of me we wouldn't be having this conversation. Tess: Life's black and white for me. That's what happens when you don't have choices. Call it what you like. Tess: And there's nothing to be preached to me about being a knocked up teen by you or anyone else. I ain't trying to either you just think it's that onesided 'cause you never listen Tess: There you go again speaking for everyone else when you mean yourself. But whatever. Tess: Get your own stories and leave mine out of it. Tess: Grow up, Ali. Ali: Now there's a copout if I ever heard one. Ali: Listen to what? What are you spouting but hot air? Ali: Oh, yeah? What one of your sainted children has benefitted? Ronnie hates you, Joe's a junkie, me and Fraze did exactly what you did. Ali: Tommy is passable but he's unhappy as fuck so, well done there. You've only got one left. Ali: What's the point? No one can ever match up to your infinite wisdom, I'd rather stay young so I knew what the hell I was talking about instead of making myself look like an old fool

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Tommy & Ali

Chatting ‘bout Christmas, boy troubles, pregnancy AND THE FACT THE BABY IS TOTALLY NOT DREW’S LOLLOLLOL

Tommy: Oi! 😼 What you gettin da cos like even I feel cheeky considering socks for 2 years running Ali joined the chat 3 hours ago Tommy: I was gonna go full rivers of whiskey cept I'd probs drown myself in it before the bottle was in the bag 😂 Ali: So you should, elf on the shelf! Socks should only ever be an add-on prezzie, even if they're DEAD comical, like. Ali: Speaking of elf on the shelf, would you be willing to come round mine every day at the crack of dawn (aka JUST before the kiddos will arise like horrible demon krakkens from the depths) so I can arrange you in comical positions and situations? Ali: They love that shit. I on the other hand want to murder the CEO of whatever company/the high-key mum mafia that made this shit popular again. Ali: I've got me thinking cap on for the old man for ye...Hmm Ali: (and how rude to get cuffed for the season and not even get to the part where you get a bomb-ass present/someone to tout around the family functions...rude. You not actually at the bottom of a bottle quite yet though, yeah? Doing the obligatory welfare checkup here) Tommy: Excuse you miss money bags! 💰 just 'cause you're one of the rare artists who ain't starving like! some of us don't have boyfriends who cook or paying audiences Tommy: so yeah obvs! Gotta keep in shape just in case don't I? catch me pirouetting across your patio bitch Tommy: Green's my colour these days and red's always been signature Tommy: I'm alright (love you for asking!) how's you? Tommy: Genuinely Ali: Oh yeah, 'cos father will flip his shit if the price tag ain't AT LEAST three figs... 😏 Silly billy, and oi, oi! My student loan ain't kicked in yet ...I'm on a gap yaaaaaah though, darling, I've simply GOTTA act like a frivilous rich bitch. Deal with it, you're still the shady bitch of the fam, okay? 😘 Ali: Yaaasss, you're gonna have to drop a couple of pounds to fit in that teeny costume but a day in the life of a TRUE star init, babe? I believe in you Ali: Bet you didn't come here to be called fat, did you? How fucking cheeky is that forreal Ali: Colour of luck boy 🍀🍀🍀 Ali: Hmm, ngl I'm in a bit of a...situation, and I ain't talking I've forgot to order a turkey Tommy: Imagine...jog on old man just 'cause went for the quantity with the sprogs doesn't mean you'll get quality back soz Tommy: try it but good luck trying to get your little uns to deal with you being the spoilt one 😂 Tommy: well since I got the 🍀 its 🤞 Tommy: feckin hell has caleb forgotten kids are for life not just chrimbo again? Tommy: I'll deck his halls if he's being a prick Ali: That'll show him! That's what you get for bringing me into this world, whole lotta backchat and not an ounce of grattitude, take that! Ali: Join me 'cos I'm sure that's what mum feels I've got her Ali: We did Rio's first Xmas morning, and 2nd, at home! It really is Caleb's fams turn Ali: I can't help that its Junie's first, evidently I ain't planning this shit woman! Ali: #contraceptionwhomst? #pulloutnhopeforthebest #itswhatgodwouldwant Ali: And it ain't like we're not coming over for a second dinner, we fat as hell, get wid it and pass the gravy Ali: Catch me in the tesco throwing tantrums with Rio on the reg tbh #twocanplayatthatgamehoney #childrenraisingchildren Ali: Nah, although loving all the macho threats of violence when my honour is at stake as of late...Is my drama letting you live up to your full brotherly potential? Welcome... Ali: TMI, give a shit, but I'm late on and I've thrown up a few times, not from the mother's ruin, like Ali: hahahahahama'sgonnakillmeisn'tshe Ali: whatthefucklike Tommy: Who you kidding you're the blatant fave & lbr if the lord's got his specs on should be even more so for following her shining example like Tommy: honor thy father and mother and all that Tommy: who doesn't love a mini me Tommy: especially one who can sing every sperm is sacred with perf pitch Tommy: Amen! this aint 1850 pass the roasties gdi! Tommy: all we want for christmas is carbs Tommy: OH MY CHRIST NOT AGAIN Tommy: 😧 Tommy: I know you're on your gap year but no need to be so literal Ali: Ha, please! Not Tess Vickers' fave. Da's, obviously, as he is mine, (babe). You and Joe are the momma's boys, always have been, you needy little babbas. Ali: A woman who doesn't love herself...damn, too deep, reverse, reverse! Ali: You'd be surprised how annoying an all-singing-all-dancing constant reminder of all your best and worst bits is Ali: Usually the best, which is happy-making magic, but when its the worst...GOOD LORDT. Plus its a reminder of the same in your other half, and we all like to overlook that shit now, don't we? *sips tea* Ali: God I am gonna go HAM with my 'cravings' this Chrimbo...what timing! Maybe I did plan this after-all Ali: but no, I did not Ali: But yeah...this is a thing I'm processing, thought I'd drag you down with me 🤷 Tommy: I was gonna be all like not with him probs dead in a ditch and me one audition away from getting cosy in a cardboard box but I better swerve too dont wanna spend the season with the samaritans on speed dial Tommy: you and fraze are the success stories savor it Tommy: honey I've got a mirror Tommy: and near constant feedback from them in the know Tommy: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Tommy: that's calebs chrimbo gift sorted then yeah? Ali: Lordy, I know we're Irish but there's no need to be that fuckin' maudlin, Tommo Ali: Oh, you wanted an idea for Da but that is SO Fraze's prezzie Ali: Just tell him that, all day. Money can't buy that kinda happiness Ali: The spirit of the Holidays Ali: Them in the know don't know shit Ali: I mean...gift or curse? Ali: We've only just got back on track, this is probably going to derail the whole damn caboose Tommy: everyone's a critic and there's only one shane macgowan I hear ya Tommy: I reckoned you meant a mirror for a sec I was like uh huh he's got that one covered love 😏 Tommy: Hey! That's mine covered 🙋 just repeat that back to me Tommy: those clueless cunts Tommy: Nah he'll be buzzing esp if he gets another girl Tommy: there's only one Rio but he's shameless ha Tommy: leave the cursing for ma she'll be doing plenty once she's done stuffing your stocking with contraceptives Ali: Mhmm, save it for the improptu karaoke when we're all feeling merry on the day, like Ali: Lmao, he'd live in a 360 degree view changing room if he could Ali: How millenial of us! Lets just gift each other with positive affirmations Ali: Maybe...Gah Ali: Whatever, whether he deals or doesn't, doesn't change the fact I am with child again and yeah, Caleb's reaction is the least of my worries Ali: I'm going to be going to Uni abroad with 3 kids...damn Ali: If I don't get locked away for my own good, of course Tommy: 😇 Will do Tommy: I reckon that's the goal when he 'makes it' Tommy: scrawl it on my personalised starbies cup and have done babe Tommy: You're grand it'll just be one hell of a plane ride Tommy: 🍀 & 🤞 Tommy: OH SHIT WAIT Tommy: the whole Caleb reaction thing has me thinking...not to be rude but Tommy: it is his yeah? Ali: It better be Ali: Aside from the Drew incident I didn't shag anyone else Ali: and we used a condom Ali: I mighta been several sheets to the wind but I hadn't lost my whole goddamn mind Tommy: thank christ for that Tommy: imagine trying to play happy families with that twat Ali: Amen Ali: Yeah that isn't the life I've signed up for Ali: Bitches forget I already got a ring on my finger, like Ali: Legal or otherwise Tommy: Beyonce is here for your union Tommy: good enough for me Tommy: low key proud of ya not to be an enabler but like Tommy: I'll happily hooray you getting Drew to put something on it too god knows where that fuckboy's been Ali: Thank you! I will take that hooray because I literally had to mum Ro's arse and tell her to do the same every time Ali: AND had to do it in such a way it didn't sound like I was saying as much, like, your boyf is a cheater and we all know it sweetie Tommy: ugh 😷 glad you did though I hear your next door nemesis had to get herself to the clinic sharpish & i don't reckon she'd spread gossip that'd make her out to be riddled Tommy: 🦀🐛 Ali: 🤢😤 Unsurprised on both their behalf there but low-key furious Ali: he knows how that bitch treats Ro, and always has done Ali: there's being a cheat with any random hoe and then there's that...is it me or is that next-level careless? Ali: To the point it looks like he's doing it to hurt her, I'm sure he's just ignorant but, like, what the fuck?!!? Tommy: RIGHT? Tommy: like I don't doubt she ain't telling him all the ins and outs of her childhood drama but still Tommy: even with more brains than biceps he's gotta have a clue or two Tommy: OOOPS ACCIDENTAL COMPLIMENT Tommy: I'm offended on my own behalf Tommy: almost as cringe as once thinking he was hot 🤓😳 kms Ali: Yeah but it ain't like he's not been here...and she's still a cunt to Ro now, so Ali: Tries to be to me but who's listening, Bitch I'm deaf all of a sudden??? Ali: Hahahahaha Ali: He's attractive, to the point its kinda fact more than opinion so I don't think you're alone on that score Ali: If the notches on his bedpost are anything to go by...and I fucked him so can't be judging, consider your sins absolved, no hail mary's needed, maybe a few bloodys when I next pin u down for an IRL debrief? Ali: Oh wait, a bitch can't...I'll make it a Virgin Mary...WHEY! Tommy: True and I know he ain't got a bitch muted 'cause I aint rn either 👀 & my specs are on when I'm scrolling Tommy: I see what I see Tommy: 😞 Tommy: Fuck it lets go dancing Tommy: bounce that bump while you still can Ali: 'Course not, gotta 'low the bitch to slide into dem dms on the reg, if for nothing else than the ego boost Ali: 😒 Ali: I need that, lets go lets go lets go, its been TIME since I got to go out and not take the bubs Ali: I'll have to see who can have 'em though... Ali: Can't be mum, really selling how responsible a parent I'm gonna be to 3 by throwing 2 at her and fucking off to partay Tommy: SAMSIES...not that I'm going out with 2 kids on the reg but y'know Tommy: we on it 💃 Tommy: Dial up their daddy Tommy: he'll step up while we step out I'm sure Ali: Sure, just the one, like #oosh! toosoonforbants? Ali: Can but try, I'll get back to you when he replies Ali: Ooh, what are we gonna wear Tommy: I've got my elf cossie if I can only squeeze in Tommy: you could pin a red letter on if you've got something that won't clash 🤔 own that guilt like a good catholic 📿 Ali: Ooh, festive AND appropriate for my situ, I like it. Tommy: A for advent sweeties 😘 Tommy: can you cut my hair though I looking like the grinch if he was a blonde blue eyed dreamboat Ali: And Awesome! And Ali! And Ass! 😎 Ali: Obvi, you never could rock the long hair look, remember that dark period in time 😂 Ali: Can I try something slightly new tho? 🤔 Tommy: why the feck not gotta at least look ready to mingle like Tommy: 💔😂 Ali: Dubo not gonna know what's hit it and ya mans gonna know what he missing when I'm done with you! Promise Tommy: I'll hold you to it Tommy: no pressure Tommy: oooh maybe we could go shopping 😀 Ali: You know I'm winning boys back like its my business Ali: well, boy singular but that's enough, right? #greedybisexual Ali: I am always down for killing time snapping up killer #lewks, lets do it man Tommy: yaaaaaaaaaaas Tommy: careful I might hold you to that too #tipsfrommybabysiskms Ali: baby be wise tho 💞 where u at i'll come get u Tommy: about a lot of things yeah 👍 nws I'll come at you I need the exercise #aintforgotyoucalledmeafattylike Ali: alright well, RUN FORREST RUN Tommy: 🏃

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